Timothee to Star as Motorcycle Snatch Thief

The comments say it’s a rip off of The Place Beyond the Pines.

A snatch thief??

Timotay has finally found his perfect daddy!

Sounds horrible.

Which poor female will be cast as his awkward love interest?

Jenna Ortega or Cynthia Nixon

What is motorcycle snatch?

What the hell is wrong with his upper lip?

Can't this little fruit pie do ANYTHING right?

Timothee to Star as Motorcycle Snatch Thief

First time Timothee and snatch were both in the same sentence.

Is this intended to make Timothee into an action hero? He is so delicate he can barely lift a can of soup let alone ride a motorcycle. More Oscar bait with the back story that his character is damaged.

Timmy can sing!

Timmy can play ping pong!

Timmy can ride a motorcycle!

Is he blowing all the studio executives? Does he have blackmail on them?

WHYYYYYY do they keep giving him movies? The Marvel bullshit, I understand. The Chi-com fools love a superhero movie, and they make a mint. But how is this fruit pie a box office draw? Why do they waste so much money on him?

Who asked for this?

I want names!

Oddly, they view him as a box office savior. But this feels like another vanity package. I can already see the press tour where Timotay talks about his stunt work.

Hopefully, he will die doing one of his own stunts.

R15 No. Then he'll be a martyr like James Dean, and we'll all have to pretend he was actually talented for the next fifty years.

8 nominations, 0 wins.

r10

[quote]can of soup

Don't you mean "can of peaches"?

That skinny little bitch.

You know, the most common motorcycle thieves are the 1%ers -- you know, the outlaw biker club members. If you don't know what the big four outlaw bike clubs are, Google is your friend.

During Bike Week, they'll come around with big trucks and a few of them will just pick up heavy bikes (800+ lbs.) and put them in the back of the trucks and take them away. Who's to say they're stealing? And certainly no one's going to confront them to find out.

Do you think this li'l pipsqueak could play a man like that? I think not.

I never watched Sons of Anarchy either. When I saw that pretty blonde boy riding a motorcycle (what was his name?), I said to myself, "The only reason a 1% club would keep a pretty boy like him around is to get their dicks sucked."

Just sayin'.

[quote] what was his name?

Charlie Hunnam.

R12: I think the Hollywood Gods are so heavily invested in him because he's the perfect puppet for them. He has no personality and thus they can market him as all kinds of different things to serve their agendas. I never believed the soft-spoken, anti-celebrity mythology surrounding him and I'm glad that it's now being exposed. The guy is doing cheap ads and dating a plastic billionaire.

Timothee is Mangold’s Leo? Interesting.

I sadly couldn’t stand the Dylan movie. It was a painful journey to hear his impressions.

I still think TC is untested as a lead. This sounds trashy but probably his best offer.

So the idea is based on a short story that isn't even published.

Probably generated by chat gpt and they didn’t realize it was already a movie.

R16: Well at least we wouldn't have to look at his hideously ugly face ever again.

Wow. This announcement landed with a thud. Are there outlets excited about him or are they just gaslighting us?

[quote] He has no personality and thus they can market him as all kinds of different things to serve their agendas.

In the old days that used to be known as being a good actor.

R14: I can already picture the Marty Supreme press tour where La Chalamet talks about his grueling table tennis lessons.

Someone gave Mangold a rusty trombone.

Lots of luck to the crew and everyone else who will have to deal with two obnoxious assholes like Chalamet and Magnold.

I hope they use disposable seat covers.

Paramount's got it.

Yeah because the last Chalamet-Magnold collaboration worked out so well.

Fish swim, birds fly, Chalamet campaigns for Oscar.

Are these two dating? Their relationship makes me uncomfortable.

I guess this guy doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks with that "mustache".

0 for 8 at the Oscars.

Strugglestache.

Who the fuck in Hollywood is seeing action star in this 12 year old?

He should bulk up a bit for that or he'll go flying off the thing.

[quote]Are there outlets excited about him or are they just gaslighting us?

There aren't R26 and that's all they ever do when it comes to Chalamet. Gaslight us trying to pretend he has a huge following.

R41: He sold his soul to the elites and Kardashians and in return, they'll prop him up like a department store mannequin. If his non-Dune films flop, they'll buy out the theaters and hire an army of bots to sing his praises.