The man still has it.
Is he doing a method actor weight gain to play the Unabomber?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 3, 2025 1:08 PM |
Looks like he would not sell a wine before its time.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 3, 2025 1:09 PM |
Is he expecting twins?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 3, 2025 1:11 PM |
He's as big as the house he took from your grandma!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 3, 2025 1:11 PM |
I never found him to be hot.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 3, 2025 1:11 PM |
Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 3, 2025 1:11 PM |
He's 80 years old... I suppose he's lucky just to be alive. And well fed.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 3, 2025 1:17 PM |
I'd do him!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 3, 2025 1:25 PM |
Well, he does have a full head of hair… one month of Ozempic and a good shave, and he def would be a hot 80 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 3, 2025 1:26 PM |
I would do him!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 3, 2025 1:29 PM |
He looks dangerously thin. Is he getting enough daily carbs?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 3, 2025 1:30 PM |
I admire the choice of basic black tee and shorts in August. So slimming!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 3, 2025 1:31 PM |
The black-on-black-on-black gay gym uniform is so slimming.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 3, 2025 1:32 PM |
Clearly, the legs are the last to go.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 3, 2025 1:32 PM |
Every single day without fail, my Google News feed has a story about an "80s Legend Unrecognizable in Rare Public Outing." I know the algorithm feeds me material based on my history, but I can't imagine what I've been looking at to convince it that I want to see unflattering pictures of 70 year old has-beens every day. Also, for at least six months now, it has told me every single day that Walmart has an $800 patio set on sale for $189. I live in a tiny apartment and have never shopped for patio furniture in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 3, 2025 1:32 PM |
He never did it for me. Ever.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 3, 2025 1:50 PM |
Sighting? Have they been trying to find him in the wild?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 3, 2025 1:51 PM |
Well played, R2. 👏
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 3, 2025 1:51 PM |
Oh no. 80 year old not attractive any longer.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 3, 2025 1:52 PM |
He must fixed his bad hips. He had some infomercial about reverse mortgages and he could barely walk in it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 3, 2025 1:55 PM |
He's a sleazy MAGAt. I hope he has chronic venous insufficiency like Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 3, 2025 1:56 PM |
Yikes! Is that was old looks like?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 3, 2025 1:56 PM |
His face is still handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 3, 2025 2:37 PM |
He just looks so grumpy now. Where's that mischievous grin from 1982?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 3, 2025 2:41 PM |
Magnum, P. U.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 3, 2025 2:54 PM |
It’s not in his scripts anymore, R26. Believe it or not, Tom can read.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 3, 2025 3:01 PM |
He always looks miserable.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 3, 2025 3:05 PM |
[quote] The man still has it.
He apparently has it and a few other people's "it" too......carrying it all around
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 3, 2025 3:06 PM |
His marriage has lasted a shockingly long time.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 3, 2025 3:08 PM |
"He started off at a local gym before heading to McDonald's for a Big Mac and a cup of soda - which he ate in the parking lot."
And I thought the Daily Mail was shady and passive aggressive.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 3, 2025 3:20 PM |
Of course you eat it in the parking lot…it tastes like shit if you leave it
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 3, 2025 3:23 PM |
He looks like Theodore Bikel.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 3, 2025 3:25 PM |
Dataloungers always think formerly hot celebrities have a duty to remain hot until they hit the grave.
The guy is 80 years old. I'm sure he doesn't give a shit if you think he's fat or not.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 3, 2025 3:27 PM |
From the looks of things he has way too much of 'it'.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 3, 2025 3:27 PM |
We now know where he's keeping the water he stole.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 3, 2025 3:50 PM |
R16, I keep getting these stories, too
Now I know what every single 80s has been looks like now!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 3, 2025 3:55 PM |
Grizzly Adams looks rough!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 3, 2025 3:55 PM |
[quote]He's a sleazy MAGAt.
Link.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 3, 2025 4:07 PM |
He’s acting as David Harbour’s stand-in for the new season of Stranger Things.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 3, 2025 4:08 PM |
DL told me he's a closet case so eating his feelings makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 3, 2025 4:26 PM |
Even with the belly hanging over, can he still get into his Speedo?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 3, 2025 4:26 PM |
enjoy your good looks while you have it
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 3, 2025 4:29 PM |
When’s this Trumper gonna drop dead. Love the Bikel comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 3, 2025 4:31 PM |
"Shocking fans with his new look." Like he planned that. "I was tired of looking fit and groomed so I put on weight and went hobo."
He's eighty, time to relax wallow like a happy hippo.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 3, 2025 5:04 PM |
For those who never found him hot, how about here?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 3, 2025 5:07 PM |
I think that's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 3, 2025 5:17 PM |
It’s *not* a way to streak your home.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 3, 2025 5:20 PM |
Steal!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 3, 2025 5:20 PM |
Hot and sweaty. Uncomfortable
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 3, 2025 5:21 PM |
A shave, a haircut, a couple of colonics and he'll be as good as new.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 3, 2025 5:31 PM |
He looks like three men and a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 3, 2025 5:32 PM |
If the headline didn't say it was Tom Selleck in the photo I'd have had no idea who it was.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 3, 2025 5:49 PM |
I'd love to steal a look into his snack purse!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 3, 2025 5:49 PM |
I gained weight for a role, The Tom Selleck Story
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 3, 2025 6:03 PM |
[quote]Tom Selleck is STILL hot!
Tell him to remove his cardigan.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 3, 2025 6:06 PM |
No chubby chasers here with love for Tom?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 3, 2025 6:08 PM |
Yeah people are allowed to grow old and lose their looks. But obesity is not a good idea at any age.
I have always tended to believe the rumors that he is one of Hollywoods biggest closet cases.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 3, 2025 6:36 PM |
I'd eat his ass😈
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 3, 2025 7:25 PM |
It’s not a stretch to assume he’s MAGA, R41. Remember the tense exchange he had with Rosie on her show when she disputed his stance on guns (he’s a longtime NRA member)?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 3, 2025 7:37 PM |
Horrible, gold-pedaling, in th closet, MAGAT.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 3, 2025 9:26 PM |
Maga cunt
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 3, 2025 9:26 PM |
Gold-pedaling? That's William Devane's job.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 3, 2025 9:39 PM |
Eat the baby Tom.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 3, 2025 9:50 PM |
Nice find r48
Is that Terri Garr at :40?????
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 3, 2025 11:10 PM |
All he needs is a good pair of Spanx! And some Just for Men beard color! Step back into life Tom!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 3, 2025 11:13 PM |
[quote] He looks like Theodore Bikel.
Or Zero Mostel.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 3, 2025 11:26 PM |
I was almost gonna turn 80 like he did. But then I saw this pic of him, and YIKES! I was like NO WAY.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 3, 2025 11:28 PM |
R67, indeed. Penny Marshall, too!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 4, 2025 1:12 AM |
Looks as if he not only still has it, but that he ate it too!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 4, 2025 1:50 AM |
How can you see his cock under all of that belly?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 4, 2025 1:59 AM |
[quote] Tell him to remove his cardigan.
And his guns!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 4, 2025 2:18 AM |
Perhaps he has altered his appearance for a coveted roll.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 4, 2025 2:22 AM |
^ I see what you did there.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 4, 2025 2:23 AM |
Actually, that’s the first time I’ve found his face even remotely attractive. The rest is a disaster, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 4, 2025 2:47 AM |
I found him very good looking back when but Ive never liked his voice . I never watched his shows either. My elderly mother loves Blue Bloods so I'll never forgive him for that. What an awful show.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 4, 2025 3:06 AM |
He just needs to lose some weight and clean up the scruff. I’m glad he stopped with the dyed hair.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 4, 2025 3:11 AM |
Ozempic!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 4, 2025 3:15 AM |
His face was his career. But his voice was just wimpy. And he was never a very good actor. Began as a model, and never showed much interest in expanding his range.
He was the original casting for Indiana Jones, but had to drop out, because it conflicted with shooting “Magnum P.I.” Just as well, because he never had the wry depth of Harrison Ford.
Kind of reminds me of Constance Bennett, whose appeal was all in her face. As it aged, her career disappeared.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 4, 2025 1:50 PM |
He accomplished a lot with his limited talent
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 4, 2025 2:42 PM |
No matter how bad an actor he was, the movies he appeared in were GODAWFUL.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 4, 2025 3:17 PM |
[quote] His face was his career. But his voice was just wimpy.
Kevin Costner had a wimpy voice too, and he had a solid couple of decades on the A-List.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 4, 2025 3:43 PM |
Selleck recently had both knees replaced. He probably was in a lot of pain, stopped physical activities, and packed on the pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 4, 2025 3:49 PM |
R67 - I think she’s younger than 40
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 4, 2025 4:03 PM |
At least he’s not still whoring around in hotpants
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 4, 2025 4:11 PM |
R84, so did Robert Redford. The difference is they could act, Selleck can't.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 4, 2025 5:00 PM |
Oh come on. "In and Out" is a HOOT.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 4, 2025 10:08 PM |
R88 Selleck is pretty good in Quigley Down Under (or any cowboy film, really) and the Jesse Stone films. He's believable - I think he's probably like this IRL. Where he's not really believable is in rom coms or like Richard on Friends or 3 Men and a Baby/Little Lady. Nope, don't seem him like that. He was funny in Magnum PI because he was a lovable lout who happened to have some skills from his time in the service and now doesn't know what to do with himself - he just got lucky. Higgy Baby was probably in love with him in spite of all his protestations on the show.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 4, 2025 10:12 PM |
He was definitely part of my sexual awakening. I’d watch Magnum PI with my dad and brother each week. His carefree attitude and incredible body caused so much confusion.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 5, 2025 1:33 AM |
It's brave of him to dress as the big island
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 5, 2025 1:37 AM |
He was one of reasons why I liked hairy chests
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 5, 2025 3:23 AM |
I never liked him. No specific reason except he seemed like someone who couldn't be trusted.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 5, 2025 3:32 AM |
Yeah...I liked the hairy chest but the face was too pretty boy.
And, he had a terrible voice.
He had a career because he had a look and a wry charm but he wasn't much of an actor.
For that matter, neither were Costner and Redford. Redford and Selleck were very much alike except Redford had a better voice.
Costner had a smouldering sex appeal; he looked like he'd be a mean fuck, but that's about all he had.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 5, 2025 4:09 AM |
I love this bit:
In an even more shocking transformation, his heartthrob looks are long gone. His long hair was disheveled, his beard was unkempt, his face sported red splotches, and his knees bore scars from suspected surgery.
Selleck pulled into a McDonald's drive-through and scarfed down a Big Mac - while sitting in his truck. Next, he made a beeline for a deli, bought a bag of chips, and ate in his vehicle - while holding the bag over his mouth!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 5, 2025 6:23 AM |
I fucked him.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 5, 2025 6:23 AM |
Why can't you vultures leave him be? We all scarf down a happy meal in the McDonald's parking lot on occasion. Who's to judge?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 5, 2025 6:26 AM |
He has a history with the Globe. He sued them for saying he was gay.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 5, 2025 6:31 AM |
I love the doctors at the Globe:
Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who doesn't treat Selleck himself, tells GLOBE, "He looks like he weighs at least 350 pounds! His massive abdominal obesity means that he may already be insulin resistant, has a very high likelihood of already being diabetic and is at increased risk for a heart attack or a stroke."
What's more, multiple bruises on his skin may indicate a bleeding problem that also puts him at added high risk for a heart attack or stroke, Mirkin says.
Although he's unaware of Sell-eck's struggles with knee pain, Mirkin notes, "knee pain will limit his ability to move."
"Not using the muscles increases an older person's chance for a heart attack and even de-mentia."
Mirkin warns: "He needs immediate supervision to start a program of supervised exercise, and a plant-based diet to treat his high risk for diabetes, a heart attack and stroke. He is in immediate danger for all of these problems.”
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 5, 2025 6:32 AM |
I thought he died several years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 5, 2025 11:08 AM |
Are we sure he didn't?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 5, 2025 11:49 AM |
DL is the only place where Tom Selleck would be compared to Constance Bennett.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 5, 2025 12:32 PM |
Potato chips are a part of my plant-based diet.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 5, 2025 1:18 PM |
He had (years ago) all the components I like, but somehow they didn't add up to being attractive.
I think the last time I saw him in more than a still photo or s very short clip was in his Friends guest star stage (1996-2000.) He seemed fat and crabby and clinging to an image of 15 or 20 years before; worse, his neck looked like an enflamed pustule, a large that would overtake his whole head.
Aside from now being big as a fucking cow, his face looks better -- it's a bit sexy, from not being coiffed and molded to his Magnum PI look. As my mother would say of fat women, "Hmm, pity, she has a baby doll face." In his face his face does look better, more natural. If only there were no so much of it.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 5, 2025 1:39 PM |
Never much of a FRIENDS fan so could have missed it, but did the cast ever talk about Tom in all their interviews?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 5, 2025 1:43 PM |
R90 = the humble Tom Selleck
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 5, 2025 4:29 PM |
His current appearance reminds me of a guy I saw on Hoarders. Slobby man who was once good looking living with a mentally ill woman searching for her dentures in a pile of garbage. Seen it?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 5, 2025 4:36 PM |
R109 The Donald Trump story?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 5, 2025 4:38 PM |
This is some of that Hoarding Buried Alive episode:
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 5, 2025 9:10 PM |
He's just going through a fat phase. In no time, he'll be lean, handsome, and dating George Hamilton.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 6, 2025 5:59 AM |
Nobody his age is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 6, 2025 10:32 PM |
I auditioned for him about 10-15 years ago and he looked amazing. Big guy. So obvious why he was a star. He looks unrecognizable in these photos.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 6, 2025 10:37 PM |
Sometimes, you have to see someone in person to understand why they booked a lot of roles. Steve Guttenberg is another one. He radiates goodness/sweetness in person.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 6, 2025 10:50 PM |
Steve Guttenberg booked a lot of roles because he's HAWT!
And, yeah...very likeable.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 6, 2025 11:08 PM |
if you have to see them in person to understand why they're popular, then why are they popular with all the people who never see them in person?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 6, 2025 11:35 PM |
SELLECK IS 80 YEARS OLD. He owns that body and it ain’t gonna change.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 6, 2025 11:35 PM |
(The audience.)
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 6, 2025 11:35 PM |
Holy Shit! The closet turned him into Jack Black!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 6, 2025 11:48 PM |
Was Blue Bloods canceled or has he just chosen not to do it any more?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 7, 2025 12:34 AM |
MAGA Cunt. Just a reminder…
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 7, 2025 1:15 AM |
I refused to marry him on CHARLIE’S ANGELS because I knew he’d age badly!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 7, 2025 2:49 AM |
It appears that production costs, including the casts’ salaries, were the reason the show was cancelled. The cast wanted to continue, Selleck included.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 7, 2025 2:54 AM |
I always thought that was a wig ^
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 7, 2025 11:57 AM |
Tom Selleck is STILL hot MESS!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 7, 2025 6:09 PM |
They were in Myra Breckinridge together, R127.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 7, 2025 10:22 PM |
Did he get pregnant from Mary pegging him or was it something else we're not supposed to remember about him?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 7, 2025 10:30 PM |
Don't people his age usually start having problems [italic]keeping weight on[/italic]? At least it happened to both my parents. Except for my father's high BP, they had no illnesses and were in great physical health (until dementia hit them in their late 80s.)
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 7, 2025 10:40 PM |
That would be late 80s, R130.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 8, 2025 1:31 AM |
Fat fascist.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 8, 2025 2:59 AM |
[quote] If the headline didn't say it was Tom Selleck in the photo I'd have had no idea who it was.
True. I thought it was Rosie O'Donnell at first.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 10, 2025 1:42 PM |
at least he’s not still pontificating at the never ending Blue Blood dinner table
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 11, 2025 2:22 PM |