Do you remember the first time you used a gloryhole?

It was in a bathhouse and I was about 30.

I’d need a hypnotist to get me to remember that far back.

Cornell U early 80s. Heaven! And there were several around campus.

Sure. It was right after I carved it out and sanded it for splinter-free access in the locker room john at school.

I went to an all-boys' Catholic high school and getting through the nice oak took forever!

I'm using one right now!

I was 17. Snuck into an adult book store and one of the video booths. I thought it was a peephole I looked through to see a guy sucking the biggest dick I have ever seen, on the most average guy I have ever seen. I was fascinated and wanted to follow the average guy out and ask if I could suck his dick.

18, bookstore, got blown by a priest.

My first experience was not a good one. I was sitting in a peep show watching a gay film. All of a sudden a big dick came through the glory hole. At that precise moment, the cops decided to raid the place and the door opened and a flashlight was shone in my face. The same thing happened to the guy whose cock was dangling in my booth. I was doing nothing to it, as it was pretty ugly, but, there it was. He raised holy hell and the cop outside my booth ran over to the other side to help his partner. I ran as fast as I could out the door and into my car. The other patrons who were standing outside , stood in the doorway after I ran out, to hinder the cop if he was trying to reach me. He wasn't. I floored the gas and got out and never went back.

Main library third floor men’s room, 1986. Bent down to see what the fuck it was, saw a cute boy in the next stall. He put his fingertip through the hole and I instinctively knew to stick my dick through. I came in ten seconds then returned the favor.

In DC, there was a gay entertainment complex in a terrible part of town. It had a bar, a floor with a ton of gloryholes, a porn movie theatre that had gay stripper shows and a back room for sex, and a standard bathhouse.

I went to the gloryhole floor used a bunch of different gloryholes. A guy sat on my cock bareback. It felt so great and I came in him. This was the height of AIDS, so I freaked out, rushed home, and washed my dick.

Do you remember the first time you converted to Buddhism?

What was it called, R10?

r12 Home Depot

1985. Freshman, UC Berkeley. Glory days

Dept store...I was starting college and I had never seen such a huge penis. He just put it in the GH expecting a BJ I guess. I just freaked and quickly left the restroom. I hid behind some clothes rack and waited to see who the guy was. Probably 22-25, a preppy Italian look... 30 years later I still think of that huge uncut monster in those plaid boxer shorts. That guy must have made a lot of people happy !

1993. 17 years old. Champaign-Urbana. Holiday Video. Loved it. Always stopped when I rolled through town. Always had a good time.

r15 was he boned up?

Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, 1990. Science wing, third floor. It was magical. I pretty much spent the next two years of my university life there before I moved away.

Sure. I was 12. It was a whole new world.

R14 Moffitt lower levels? A gold mine.

[Quote] What was it called, [R10]?

I wish I could remember the name of the complex. I think it was on P Street, a really sketchy part of town.

This was long before the Crew Club bathhouse opened downtown.

I’ve never done a glory hole as I was afraid of some troll being on the other side.

R22, a mouth is a mouth. I was more worried about someone chomping down.

[quote]Dept store...I was starting college and I had never seen such a huge penis. He just put it in the GH expecting a BJ I guess. I just freaked and quickly left the restroom. I hid behind some clothes rack and waited to see who the guy was. Probably 22-25, a preppy Italian look... 30 years later I still think of that huge uncut monster in those plaid boxer shorts. That guy must have made a lot of people happy !

Everyone remembers seeing their first Italian dick.

R22 I always imagined some type of horror movie where your dick gets bitten or hacked off.

R24 I remember it like it was yesterday I was three years old. All I had to do was look down.

I saw plenty of italian dicks going to school and playing sports in the 1960s and 1970s. they weren't uniformly spectacular. the two biggest soft cocks, and they were enormous, in my hs time were on a polish and irish american. also the irish American was one of the best looking boys in school. the polish dude was my best friend in 5th and 6th grade. it just kept getting bigger and bigger. An italian american boy, tall skinny ripped, had his locker over mine. there were two rows or levels of lockers. not one single long one. Speaking of long. this boy Ralph had a sublime big low hanging dong, and LOW hangar balls of smallish volume. he would stand on the bench with his junk right in face, after every soccer or track practice.

University of Kentucky several centuries before Christ, I hated it. I didn't know where those dicks had been, or if I was about to suck off someone toothless from leprosy. Never tried it again.

I never "used" one, but the first I saw was at the Undergrad Library at the University of Illinois, about 1983. There was one in the stall wall, and I didn't really get what it was for until the guy in the next stall rubbed the edge of the hole "seductively". I ran like hell out of there for fear of my friends in the building seeing me in there.

R29 You never attended Holiday Video with R16 ?

back in my day you looked through the hole to check out the man behind the possible meat.

1975 a gay establishment in Atlanta. They had a huge glory hole section with video booths and a section with pool tables. No magazines. I walked by a booth with an open door. Inside stood a blonde Adonis with thick beautiful curly hair and a nice thick mustache. I stopped, we took notice of each other and he motioned with his head for me to come in, which I did. We immediately got down to business. He stood while I knelt before him and unzipped his pants and pulled his huge piece of meat out and proceeded to take it down to the base. He was apparently not expecting that as he gasped in amazement. I had him unbuckle his jeans and I pulled them down to his knees. I then licked my finger and inserted it into his hole and went for his prostate. He'd never had that done to him before. He went a little wild until he finally orgasmed and let out a yell you could have heard out on the street. I stood up and he wrapped his arms around me and planted the best kiss on me I'd ever had. Then he looked at me and said "Jesus you are good, you are so fucking good". I sent him home a happy young man.

R30, god no. I was far too closeted. I had sex with one guy twice during college, and that was it until after graduation. So much time wasted, back when I was young, cute and horny. I always wish I could have 24 hours to revisit my college fraternity at 20 years old. I had so much hot dick right there in front of me, and it went to waste.

What if - like one of the above posters said - a dick comes through the hole that is unimpressive and aesthetically unappealing?

How do you politely refuse? Put a Mr. Yuck sticker on it? Flick it? Smack the balls? Shove it back through the hole?

It's an invitation, not a requirement, right?

R34 Or if it’s smelly. Or there’s 🧀. Some men are gross.

R34 For goodness sake. Don’t assault people just because you find them unattractive.

If there’s a dick in a glory hole you don’t like, ignore it. Don’t interact with it. He’ll get the message.

How would you want to be treated?

this usually works.

R36 Should I wave it bye bye with a flappy hand?

Yes.

R38 - apparently, this is the correct etiquette:

Simply place the elbow or palm of the hand over the hole, ensuring it is completely covered. This is the universal glory hole signal for ‘no thankyou.’

However, there are no notes on what to do once it's already presented. Shake it like a hand and say "how do you do? Nice to meet your acquaintance but I'm presently engaged".

Pretend you don't speak English and giggle with an high-pitched accent - "oh no, I donknow".

I simply don't get what's sexy about a dick through a hole where I can't look at his face or feel his breath or touch the rest of him.

In my day the blowee never stuck his dick through the hole unless he was invited to by the blower, usually by a simple finger motion at the hole. And personally I never did anything with any guy until I could get a good look at the whole package first. If the guy didn't turn me on, and if he didn't at least look clean, it was a no-go for me.

How they're doing things these days, I can't say. My last glory hole experience was in the early 90s.

I think you're supposed to choose the emoticon, enlarge it and push it towards the hole so they can see.

Winky/smile or Mr. Yuck or SnoozeFace or Questioning face.

Or start playing a song on your feed - Never Gonna Get It (En Vogue) or Let's Get it On (Marvin Gaye). Or if you're new to it - Like a Virgin.

I'm pretty sure that's what Emily Post said.