Slide over ( when I cars had bench seats) I miss bench seats
OPERATOR- get me the police!
Get up and change the channel.
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Slide over ( when I cars had bench seats) I miss bench seats
OPERATOR- get me the police!
Get up and change the channel.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 31, 2025 3:22 PM |
"Was that really necessary?"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 30, 2025 4:13 PM |
I've had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2025 4:15 PM |
"The buck stops here."
"I'm sorry."
"Live and let live."
"Take a chill pill."
"Drop a dime on him" and "It's your dime."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 30, 2025 4:18 PM |
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She has the vapors
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 30, 2025 4:23 PM |
Include a SASE
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 30, 2025 4:26 PM |
Do you have change for the payphone?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2025 4:27 PM |
Good enough for government work.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 30, 2025 4:29 PM |
"Operator...
I'd like to make a collect call to..."
I'd like too place a person-to-person call to..."
Can you connect me to the overseas operator."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 30, 2025 4:30 PM |
You sound like a broken record.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 30, 2025 4:32 PM |
Eat your liver!
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by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 30, 2025 5:00 PM |
Quick, put a tape in the VCR, I don't want to miss Dynasty!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 30, 2025 5:15 PM |
Excellent brakes on this car. It'll stop on a dime.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 30, 2025 5:17 PM |
"Drop me a line sometime."
I'll admit, growing up I could never remember if this meant "call me" or "write me."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 30, 2025 6:36 PM |
"He can't come to the phone right now."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 30, 2025 6:39 PM |
"At the tone, the time will be ... "
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 30, 2025 6:55 PM |
"It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 30, 2025 7:08 PM |
"Fill it up with regular please."
"Hurry up - I have to go to the bank to cash my check!"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 30, 2025 7:19 PM |
"Bank hours are 10 to 3."
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2025 7:47 PM |
Do you have any white-out? No - not the white kind, I need the pink for the cc.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 30, 2025 7:49 PM |
"Layaway plans available!"
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Ouch! I stepped on a pull tab (or ring)! Why don't people throw these away?
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Smoking section, please.
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He smashed the milk bottle
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Give me a break!
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Where’s the beef?
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by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 30, 2025 8:17 PM |
Jive turkey
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 30, 2025 8:24 PM |
Tell it to the Marines!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 30, 2025 11:25 PM |
"Could you check the oil, please?"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 30, 2025 11:38 PM |
Here's your green stamps.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 30, 2025 11:51 PM |
Paper or plastic?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 31, 2025 3:05 PM |
"You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 31, 2025 3:19 PM |
Be kind: Rewind.
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