This site isn't bitchy enough

We are extremely bitchy. We just have private conversations we don’t invite you to, OP.

Did Garrett talk to you?

I thought we sorted this out.

Lick my cunt OP, we’re not your fucking trained monkeys.

[quote] Did Garrett talk to you?

Garrett Clayton?

Covid killed them all off.

I'm doing my part. A lot of my comments are really condescending and mean.

OP types fat.

Yesterday I got called a stupid cunt in a top sheet thread. I guess that was more deliberate cruelty than bitchery, but some of these queens are aging and confuse the two.

It Was Better Before.

I had to tone it down after one or two of you RANCID CUNTS put me in FF jail with your sock-puppet accounts. You sent me to so many three-day blue-bar bans that I started to hold my tongue on most subjects, and offer only bland replies that can't be traced by the troll farms.

I love being a filthmonger, and being around you dirty old queens, but somebody out there doesn't like it, and I keep getting timeouts whenever I get too colorful. So blame it on troll censorship.

No more commentary on the Royal Family, or on The Trans. I'm probably risking another three-day timeout just by mentioning it here. Shit.

Where have all the cow cunts gone? 🎼

You're a vile sorry little bitch!

I see you’ve stated your boundaries, OP.

No, r8 my ageist friend, the old queens are funny and bitchy. It's the younger Millennials and Gen Z queers who are just nasty and burn down the house with their witless name calling who suck out the fun.

They go nuclear if they are not obeyed.

Darling, your flower arrangement was very lower-middle class.

[quote]R10 No more commentary on the Royal Family, or on The Trans. I'm probably risking another three-day timeout just by mentioning it here.

I always get banned after posting in those threads, too!

I think the same type of klan grannies favor both topics, so it’s basically the same crowd.

The Big Liz supporters never want to acknowledge that Camilla has a blackamoor lamp in her house.

[quote] Darling, your flower arrangement was very lower-middle class.

Speaking of bouquets…

We’re only allowed to have free speech if we’re Republican now. The realities of life in New Brazil.

R8. I want to start a telethon for you, you poor soul.

To be fair, a certain public person rightly daily draws all the venom we have, till there's so little left to spare.

What happened to all the nudity???

You are not worthy of being bitched about, OP. I can tell.

R16 If you say anything positive or non toxic about Megan Markle you will go on timeout.

She doesn’t want you talking about her, R23. Flower sprinkle sales fall when you do.

Was your tablecloth brown originally, OP?

Great idea, OP. More assholes are just what the world needs now.

It's still full of pointless bitchery. But other places online are, too, so it's lost some distinction.

I suggest you visit a Sam Smith or Lens Dunham thread, OP. You can still find some snarky gems there.

I have noticed too though that the real acerbic wit has waned. I miss the good, old scathing cuntery that used to abound.

I give and give and give to you people and it is never enough.

OP, WE cunts need/require/are addicted to success. We’re not getting any of that.

We’ll be back when times are better.

I'm on a smoke break, doll.

On the roof or in the alley, r31?

I can be there in five. It’s a trauma informed company.

L:et’s share potential emotional traumas!

My current worry is that we are treating Bernatte Peters as a toy instead of respecting her body of work.

R23 My experience has been the opposite. I said mean things about her, and got blue-boxed repeatedly.

BUT NO MORE! Please don't put me in time-out again! I've learned my lesson! Meghan is Life!!!!

R32 Vintage Datalounge would tell you Faith Prince mops the floor with Bernadette AND Patti.

Stepping on too many bugs is hell on the soles of my Louboutins, Pipsqueak.

Disease and death.

[quote] I'm on a smoke break, doll.

I’ve fallen into an anal fissure, and I can’t get up.

OP YOU ARE A STUPID 🚬!

IF YOU WANT MORE CUNTING, GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BITCH!

THE REST OF US CAN’T DO ALL THE WORK TO KEEP THIS 💩SHOW GOING!

YOU ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT FUCKING 🐷VICKI GUNVALSON OR THAT LAZY 🐮SHANNON!

Died.

Cunt is all around, no need to waste it!

You're on Datalounge, SHUT UP AND TAKE IT!

R38 Why Vicki Gunvalson? I already went to the wax museum today. The best part is the statues don’t speak.

Witty bitches and salacious snarks are resented and silenced by trolls, simpletons, and miserable low brow cunts. When they sense the repartee is witty but don't quite get it, or don't have the skill to join in the fun, they lash out. Then their at simpletons who take everything literally, miss all irony and snarky cosplay, and miss the fun altogether. Those twats are outraged, binary, and out for blood. This includes liberals and conservatives with the same pea-brains.

BECAUSE SHE IS A STUPID 🐷WITH A 🐷👃🏾WHO TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR JACK 💩, R41, LIKE OP! DUH!

*Then there are simpletons (glass houses 😱)

Male nudity/beauty and sometimes female nudity/beauty should be celebrated daily

Don’t you have a musical to attend OP?

R47 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

I would sell mother's fart meds to produce that exact musical!

Perhaps you have too much sand in your vagina to get the humor Rose.

OP has her caftan hitched up and is frantically tugging her puny cocklet with her pudgy swolen fingers. When she spews a pathetic load, she grunts like a sow.

Dark Lesbians.

OP, Totinos told me i would get crispy rolls in 8 minutea within an air fryer. They lied and I hold you accountable!