How come no-one told me about cheesefest Reacher and HAF Alan Ritchson?

We've talked about him and Reacher a lot on here.

He's hot, but has got a bit *too* big.

I think that's the charm. It's cartoony.

Why do they call it "Men's Health" when they keep advocating for doing very unhealthy things, like doing copious amounts of roids.

Straight men always fall immediately in love with a really big guy

Watching Alan Ritchson's rise to fame is a guilty pleasure. It's fun watching this very driven kid become a man.

He's one of my favorite attractions at Disney (MY Disney).

I was a better Jack Reacher than him!

get the mop ladies, your mussies are gonna be a floodin

He's a religious Christian but he's not Evangelical and he hates Trump.

OP, are you new here?

We cannot be held accountable for your lack of attention to DL discussions.

He was cute in Blue Mountain State, but I'm not into the leatherface muscle guy he's become.

While I understand he doesn't float every queen's boat, please allow some of us the liberty to engage in our "getting fucked by a refrigerator" fantasies.

"ooh ick, too many muscles!"

To quote Dr. Frankenfurter, "I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!!"

He looked way better before he was juiced.

Loved him before all the overblown muscles.

The roids did change his face, but he's still quite something.

PS, are roids Chreeeeestjun? Biblical justified?

dlers are very similar to straight incels who constantly talk about how unfuckable and disgusting various women who are in the upper 1% of good looks are

You're reaching.

He reached peak hot in the first season. He's too bloated now.