They're baaaack...Sam Smith stuns in wrinkled dress

The babushka look.

Nothing about this person looks healthy, mentally or physically.

Fitting that he was at a pub called The Cow.

They is wearing a muumuu/"Little House on the Prairie" hybrid.

I find him to be disgusting

Looking like a mental asylum escapee

The Scum Look. They look very them.

They're a Pie-rate!

After a long day of picking cotton.

He must be a DLer. He has a caftan.

Girl is a MESS.

You never see any hot people - male or female - call themselves "non-binary" or whatever and dress like circus clowns. It's always the fuggos and fatties. Hot people know they're hot and dress appropriately and don't bother with pronouns.

[quote] He must be a DLer. He has a caftan.

Don;t forget the earrings!

I didn't know anyone smoked anymore. i was in the UK this month and there were lots and lots of people vaping, but I don't think I saw a single smoker.

There are still smokers out there.

Imagine having millions - and not spending a dime on a chef, personal trainer or stylist.

I think he's doing a lot of drugs.

Flaunting his curves!

[quote] Imagine having millions - and not spending a dime on a chef, personal trainer or stylist.

It's actually not that weird not to have a personal trainer or a stylist if you've got millions.

It is weird if (like him) you're a celebrity who is constantly on stage.

But don't think the whole world is the entertainment industry. It is not.

[quote]Flaunting his curves!

My eyes are up here, fellas.

It's not even a good color for him.

He gives me such a Temu-version of younger Boy George vibes. Both said what ever they wanted, had bloated bodies and drug problems, and dressed over the top.

But Sam just does it soooo much worse.

You have to admit - there are a lot of similarities - I think they even look somewhat alike. Both have nice pleasant faces with strong noses.

They need to discover Ozempic.

Boy George could get away with it because Culture Club had a succession of hits and because he seemed friendly and unthreatening. He smiled a lot. He didn't start making aggressive statements in public until later. Whereas Sam here doesn't seem to have much of a career and always has an unpleasant look on his face.

And Earrings, R10.

He does present hole.

R23 - I'm talking post- Culture Club. Boy George was only insanely popular for 2-3 years and then he got into heroin and had a lot of problems.

Arguably, Sam has had a much longer career and has sold more records and had more #1's.

I don't think you've watched his career - it's been going along at a good pace for over 10 years now. He's had a much more steady and long-lasting career than BG.

I see a kaftan collab with Lens Dunham on the horizon

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[quote]Sam Smith Turns Heads

... and stomachs

I like him better in lingerie or booty shorts. This is so drab

I see great things in your future.

Looks like a crack ho.

I can't believe he had Dylan Flynn.

He/She/They looks like an asshole. Whatever sex he feels like or doesn't feel like today. Can't dress him/her/they self and is as relative as spoiled milk.

i. e.. Brandon Flynn

The reboot of "Bewitched" and the role of "Endora" have been made. Congrats Sammy!

The Daily Mail knew what they were doing with that headline.

So he went from fat to skinny to fat non-binary pirate? That's an interesting set of reinventions there.

The bearded lady has escaped the circus.

And those tattoos! They must have cost….well….a few dollars at least. Or else it’s done jail time.

Chins up!

He looks like Bluebeard's mother.

[quote]The bearded lady has escaped the circus.

And apparently ate the elephant whose hide she made her clothes from before leaving.

She's not a well woman

[quote]They're baaaack

Who invited them?

Holy shit. Caftans are real?!?!

He looks like a cult member from the '70s.

Has he and Lens Dunham ever been seen in the same room?

R47 Room? Try warehouse.

Repulsive beyond measure

Looks like he gained weight. He still looks gross.

Looks better than Lourdes Leon.

MISS STARLET! MISS STARLET! MISS STARLET!

They are going full trad wife!

This dress is perfect for the larger lady. Fat whores rejoice!

That's a crazy person.

It's not easy being a pretty lady.

Grossssss lol

They is so talented. It's shame they had to go down this road so that the "queer"community would finally accept them

R58 I don't accept them. Never did.

The no rent Elton John. Not low, no.

Gives new meaning to the term “Miss Thing.”

I wore my mother's dresses once when I was 7 years old but...

He says he wants to be a "mummy" by the age of 35. Twenty years ago, any man who said that would be given help. Now, people smile and nod.

Has he been getting Helium injections? Wouldn't that make him flammable? I guess this is the reverse of the Ozempic craze.

This is REAL MUSIC! support trans talent because trans is beautiful!!

She would be useful on garbage duty

Does this "UGLY FAT TRANNY HEIFFER IN A WRINKLED DRESS" own a fucking mirror?

They need to stop eating their feelings.

I think she's tremendous

A GIGANTIC singer.

A great big fat person

An enormous talent.

It's a portable cow tent with a heifer caught in it, obviously full of the loco weed.

Well, at least what looks like an Eataholics' threesome DOES receive a "they/them" in conventional English, as well.

Stylish black pumps and hose complete the look.

Sam's theme song

He’s painful to look at.

One of the few reasons I am glad to be poor and unimportant is that I have literally dozens of family members, friends and acquaintances who would hoot, howl, screech and laugh themselves silly if I ever appeared in public in that get-up.

I also know, for a certainty, that there are people in my life who would literally drag me to an appointment with a mental health professional.

Seriously, does he have no-one? Not even one person who could at least run an iron over his marquees before he puts them on his body?

They’re a mess just standing.

Christ, I'm already blind in one eye!

I bet it’s wrinkled because he hasn't showered or changed his clothes in days. I can smell him from here.

They sho is ugly!

It's Lens Dungham!

Same, r78. If I dressed like that there would be much concern and an intervention from family and friends.

They shop at Georgia Tent and Awning.

Just imagine for a second what is underneath there.

Do you think he has to pay for 'it'?

This is what happens when you put yourself into an echo chamber of support for any idea and everything you do.

Criticism and shame has its purpose in civil society.

I'm quite pleased and surprised that most of you are actually referring to Smith by their preferred pronouns.

It's like seeing my cousin, Crack-Whore Lisa, actually use the same old table manners we both learned from grandma.

I can smell your nappy bussy

[quote]I can't believe he had Dylan Flynn.

He didn't. It was Brandon Flynn R32. And Smith looked like a male back then.

Big as a house!

They're a set of cornrows short from leaving us all frozen as stone statues for eternity.

Grimace has fallen on hard times.

Disneyland cast member on a smoke break.

The attention he's ordered arrived years ago. He can stop now.

"Sam Smith takes a smoke break during the workshop for the upcoming musical "The Facts of Life." Smith will be making his Broadway debut as Natalie. "

Poor thing.

It's so funny how so many people get so upset because a man wears clothing that doesn't conform to traditional standards. I fail to see the big deal.

PRISSPOTS!

^That outfit wouldn't look any better on a woman.

Another self-loathing bottom who thinks he's a woman.

[quote]Sam Smith stuns

He looks like shit, and I'm stunned.

Imagine just going about your day & seeing that thing lumbering down the street. Must give one quite a shock

It would R101. I always think - he must be trolling everyone. There's no other explanation.

[QUOTE] He gives me such a Temu-version of younger Boy George vibes. Both said what ever they wanted, had bloated bodies and drug problems, and dressed over the top.

George was half the size of Sam the whale. He just wasn't 80s thin (which was skeletal, no ass or muscles allowed).

Why is lardy Sam the only person in the entertainment industry who hasn't got himself an Ozempic prescription?

Wow, they are trailblazing the Cicely Tyson chic look

I think he’s beautiful.

That’s all I’ve got on this.

Is them metamorphosing into a termite queen?

I'm no longer sure about blue.

That is very painful to look at.

He looks like his job is to clean the latrines on a pirate ship

"I'm grotesque, and I want every everyone to see and feel and smell and know my grotesqueness up close. It's my gift to you."

They always look sweaty, greasy, confused, and the source of powerful stinks.

What a brand!

Imagine the tent they could fill if they weren't smoking to cut down their appetite.

I'm far from being a Sam Smith fan, but I quite like that - just by looking a bit unconventional - he pisses off vast swathes of people.

R114 Looking unconventional is actually cool - but looking disheveled like a slob is not the same thing

Yeah, it just feels a little haphazard. The shoes are nice. Sensible heel.

I hope some media outlets are mocking this. Or are they all too afraid of the ramifications? I saw this on his/they're Instagram. Fans were praising the look. It's like an Emperor's New Clothes situation. Or else everyone has become Canadian and is too polite to make fun of anyone.

The new song is nice. He's doing a full on church service in Warsaw Brooklyn in the video. And a 12 night residency at Warsaw Brooklyn in October to go with it. Interesting move to take it smaller/more intimate..while still expecting lots of concert goers. I like it. Approve.

R117 Their.

^Note to self.

Maybe it's not such a big deal. You could chalk it up to a stage costume.

New song's opening lines: "Pray your heart be lighter/Brave and free like mine". Confident! Are you sure you are goals? I guess they have life sorted out. They are ready to lead the people..

Why would it be considered a good stage costume?

He doesn't look "unconventional", r114, he looks like a tired, predictable cliche.

I notice that even you don't "respect" his pronouns. Perhaps you're pissing him off.

[quote] Why would it be considered a good stage costume?

I didn't say a good one

[quote] I didn't say a good one

True, I guess you didn't.

I'v3e never bought that he's non-binary. I think he just embraced the identity because he decided he could eat as much as he wanted and eventually get to wear caftans and dresses to keep cool.

No one is "non-binary", r127, it isn't real.

[quote] I think he just embraced the identity because he decided he could eat as much as he wanted and eventually get to wear caftans and dresses to keep cool.

He looks like he smells of urine and feces.

r130 I smell him through my Android screen.

R114 doesn't know what the word "swathe" means. Or "swath," for that matter, whether or not she is thinking to use British or American English.

But language skill is a thing to be expected from one perverse enough to enjoy a self-absorbed wretch supposedly maddening an unwilling audience.

Like a crone imitating a Gen Z know-nothing who lives to drive a parent mad, apparently, this R114 seems.

R132 You tried so hard

Hadn't seen him in ages. Thought he'd come back...different. Oh well.

Lainie Kazan wore it better.

I'm so glad that someone is taking over for Michael Jackson in the "tortured, misunderstood messiah" genre!

Remember he used to be kinda hot when he was thin?

r137 He was never hot.

Nor thin.

r139 he was thin for 15 minutes when he was touring his second album.

I always thought part of the reason men who wear women’s clothing liked it was because it’s more fun or glamorous, but this guy picks a sack that a Mennonite grandma would wear.

Apparently has thinned down considerably but concealing it under that Leon Tally cast-off

He has become Leon Talley

[QUOTE] Apparently has thinned down considerably but concealing it under that Leon Tally cast-off

So why does his face look like a vast balloon? So bloated and swollen.

Thems looks a bit like a surgeon wearing the gown and hat combo that they wear to perform surgery. But a huge version of it and with heels and a pantyhose. You think he would be fucking embarrassed to go out dressed like that.

Sam Smith is one of those poor unfortunate souls who will always be fat, no matter how much he weighs.

His true identity will always be obese.

That dress looks like it originally came from Kate Smith's estate sale.

Agree with R142. Surely they've looked heavier in the past. Might be hiding their form in these pics.

To R144-Because Miss Smith is "FUCKING FAT, FAT, FAT, FATTY FAT".

She may "high blood pressure, heart problems, God knows she has weight issues"

To R141-but the Mammonite Grandmother would have ironed the SACK & looked better in it that BLOB Miss Smith.

^^^Mennonite not Memmonite-my bad^^^

Welp, they don't look good.

Yikes. She needs an intervention.

He looks like Charles Laughton in a nightshirt.

He can get all the dick and ass he wants due to his fame and fortune. Otherwise he would be dressing and styling himself in line with the gay regulations specifically IGC Section 4059.

[quote]Yikes. She needs an intervention.

And a whalebone corset.

^^^2 of them^^^

[quote]I don't think you've watched his career - it's been going along at a good pace for over 10 years now. He's had a much more steady and long-lasting career than BG.

I haven't followed his career and I don't know for sure but my impression is that he's had a much bigger career in the UK than in the US. He's had hits in the US but not as many as in the UK and he's just not as big a presence here in the US. Whereas I think Culture Club were just as prominent in the US as in the UK.

R124 You're right, I deliberately use "he" for him, as I don't believe in the non-binary concept. But that said, I don't really care about him dressing a bit weirdly. It's not like has any impact on me, but many seem to get really pissed off by him.

[quote] But that said, I don't really care about him dressing a bit weirdly.

A bit?

I resent his Oscar. When Adele won three years earlier it was seen as a way to rectify the Bond films' songs never being recognized by the Academy. (Though it's a great song and I don't mean to diminish it.). His award for "Writing's on the Wall" from Spectre reflects the Academy's habit of finally rewarding something and then overcompensating.

I’m hoping he has a stolen leg of lamb or perhaps a spiral cut ham stored somewhere around the guntry.

He won an Oscar for that SHIT Bond song? I didn't know that. Ugh.

Do the 10,000 Academy voters all get together in a vast conspiracy and decide to reward something or rectify something by their individual votes? That must be difficult to organize.

They and Alok Vaid-Menon should star in Pirates on Penzance!

Questions:

Does he have enough material for a concert?

Does he cover other songs if he runs low?

Big fat Oprah is keeping the weight off. There’s no excuse for looking like this in 2025.

He has enough material in the dress to perform a concert in it, yes.

Unless he eats a big lunch.

Everything about him and his cross dressing is performative and for attention. It got some attention here and there a couple of years ago, but now it's tiresome and just looks bad. He probably doesn't feel comfortable in male fashions because he got huge again, so he's doubled down on the the mumus with the excuse of gender nonconformity at the ready.

I'll give a benefit of a doubt- it looks like the schmata is made of linen, which wrinkles if you look at it. But it is cooling for the hot weather.

I no longer have any difficulty remembering to use the requested plural pronouns, as I expect them to undergo binary fission like an amoeba and divide into two separate Sams Smith any day now.

We have Pronouns now!!

Performers, especially pop singers, have played with sexual/gender roles for decades. Whatever gets them attention or fits with current norms or fads. And then they change in a heartbeat when it serves them better. David Bowie was a good example. Mick Jagger, too. I’ll give Boy George credit for remaining true to who he is.