They're baaaack...Sam Smith stuns in wrinkled dress

The babushka look.

Nothing about this person looks healthy, mentally or physically.

Fitting that he was at a pub called The Cow.

They is wearing a muumuu/"Little House on the Prairie" hybrid.

I find him to be disgusting

Looking like a mental asylum escapee

The Scum Look. They look very them.

They're a Pie-rate!

After a long day of picking cotton.

He must be a DLer. He has a caftan.

Girl is a MESS.

You never see any hot people - male or female - call themselves "non-binary" or whatever and dress like circus clowns. It's always the fuggos and fatties. Hot people know they're hot and dress appropriately and don't bother with pronouns.

[quote] He must be a DLer. He has a caftan.

Don;t forget the earrings!

I didn't know anyone smoked anymore. i was in the UK this month and there were lots and lots of people vaping, but I don't think I saw a single smoker.

There are still smokers out there.

Imagine having millions - and not spending a dime on a chef, personal trainer or stylist.

I think he's doing a lot of drugs.

Flaunting his curves!

[quote] Imagine having millions - and not spending a dime on a chef, personal trainer or stylist.

It's actually not that weird not to have a personal trainer or a stylist if you've got millions.

It is weird if (like him) you're a celebrity who is constantly on stage.

But don't think the whole world is the entertainment industry. It is not.

[quote]Flaunting his curves!

My eyes are up here, fellas.

It's not even a good color for him.

He gives me such a Temu-version of younger Boy George vibes. Both said what ever they wanted, had bloated bodies and drug problems, and dressed over the top.

But Sam just does it soooo much worse.

You have to admit - there are a lot of similarities - I think they even look somewhat alike. Both have nice pleasant faces with strong noses.

They need to discover Ozempic.

Boy George could get away with it because Culture Club had a succession of hits and because he seemed friendly and unthreatening. He smiled a lot. He didn't start making aggressive statements in public until later. Whereas Sam here doesn't seem to have much of a career and always has an unpleasant look on his face.

And Earrings, R10.

He does present hole.

R23 - I'm talking post- Culture Club. Boy George was only insanely popular for 2-3 years and then he got into heroin and had a lot of problems.

Arguably, Sam has had a much longer career and has sold more records and had more #1's.

I don't think you've watched his career - it's been going along at a good pace for over 10 years now. He's had a much more steady and long-lasting career than BG.

I see a kaftan collab with Lens Dunham on the horizon

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[quote]Sam Smith Turns Heads

... and stomachs

I like him better in lingerie or booty shorts. This is so drab

I see great things in your future.

Looks like a crack ho.

I can't believe he had Dylan Flynn.

He/She/They looks like an asshole. Whatever sex he feels like or doesn't feel like today. Can't dress him/her/they self and is as relative as spoiled milk.

i. e.. Brandon Flynn

The reboot of "Bewitched" and the role of "Endora" have been made. Congrats Sammy!

The Daily Mail knew what they were doing with that headline.

So he went from fat to skinny to fat non-binary pirate? That's an interesting set of reinventions there.

The bearded lady has escaped the circus.

And those tattoos! They must have cost….well….a few dollars at least. Or else it’s done jail time.

Chins up!

He looks like Bluebeard's mother.

[quote]The bearded lady has escaped the circus.

And apparently ate the elephant whose hide she made her clothes from before leaving.

She's not a well woman

[quote]They're baaaack

Who invited them?

Holy shit. Caftans are real?!?!

He looks like a cult member from the '70s.

Has he and Lens Dunham ever been seen in the same room?

R47 Room? Try warehouse.

Repulsive beyond measure

Looks like he gained weight. He still looks gross.

Looks better than Lourdes Leon.

MISS STARLET! MISS STARLET! MISS STARLET!

They are going full trad wife!

This dress is perfect for the larger lady. Fat whores rejoice!

That's a crazy person.

It's not easy being a pretty lady.

Grossssss lol

They is so talented. It's shame they had to go down this road so that the "queer"community would finally accept them

R58 I don't accept them. Never did.

The no rent Elton John. Not low, no.

Gives new meaning to the term “Miss Thing.”

I wore my mother's dresses once when I was 7 years old but...

He says he wants to be a "mummy" by the age of 35. Twenty years ago, any man who said that would be given help. Now, people smile and nod.

Has he been getting Helium injections? Wouldn't that make him flammable? I guess this is the reverse of the Ozempic craze.

This is REAL MUSIC! support trans talent because trans is beautiful!!

She would be useful on garbage duty

Does this "UGLY FAT TRANNY HEIFFER IN A WRINKLED DRESS" own a fucking mirror?

They need to stop eating their feelings.

I think she's tremendous

A GIGANTIC singer.

A great big fat person

An enormous talent.

It's a portable cow tent with a heifer caught in it, obviously full of the loco weed.

Well, at least what looks like an Eataholics' threesome DOES receive a "they/them" in conventional English, as well.

Stylish black pumps and hose complete the look.

Sam's theme song

He’s painful to look at.

One of the few reasons I am glad to be poor and unimportant is that I have literally dozens of family members, friends and acquaintances who would hoot, howl, screech and laugh themselves silly if I ever appeared in public in that get-up.

I also know, for a certainty, that there are people in my life who would literally drag me to an appointment with a mental health professional.

Seriously, does he have no-one? Not even one person who could at least run an iron over his marquees before he puts them on his body?

They’re a mess just standing.

Christ, I'm already blind in one eye!

I bet it’s wrinkled because he hasn't showered or changed his clothes in days. I can smell him from here.

They sho is ugly!

It's Lens Dungham!

Same, r78. If I dressed like that there would be much concern and an intervention from family and friends.

They shop at Georgia Tent and Awning.

Just imagine for a second what is underneath there.

Do you think he has to pay for 'it'?

This is what happens when you put yourself into an echo chamber of support for any idea and everything you do.

Criticism and shame has its purpose in civil society.

I'm quite pleased and surprised that most of you are actually referring to Smith by their preferred pronouns.

It's like seeing my cousin, Crack-Whore Lisa, actually use the same old table manners we both learned from grandma.

I can smell your nappy bussy

[quote]I can't believe he had Dylan Flynn.

He didn't. It was Brandon Flynn R32. And Smith looked like a male back then.

Big as a house!

They're a set of cornrows short from leaving us all frozen as stone statues for eternity.

Grimace has fallen on hard times.

Disneyland cast member on a smoke break.

The attention he's ordered arrived years ago. He can stop now.

"Sam Smith takes a smoke break during the workshop for the upcoming musical "The Facts of Life." Smith will be making his Broadway debut as Natalie. "

Poor thing.

It's so funny how so many people get so upset because a man wears clothing that doesn't conform to traditional standards. I fail to see the big deal.

PRISSPOTS!

^That outfit wouldn't look any better on a woman.

Another self-loathing bottom who thinks he's a woman.

[quote]Sam Smith stuns

He looks like shit, and I'm stunned.