Queen of the Clink: A Defiant George Santos Prepares for Prison

His odd life could make an entertaining B'way musical. Maybe Miss Adam Lambert could play him ? Miss Lupone can play his mother ?

ALW, are you listening to me ?

Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

I always hated his preppy WASP cosplay clothing. If I knew absolutely nothing about him, I'd still clock him as an insufferable asshole.

She will be just fine in the clink. But she better move fast and snag her a hot daddy ,she aint gettin any younger !

OFF TO PRISON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Trump has no reason or motive or excuse to pardon that fat cunt. Rot in jail bitch.

[quote]Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

She already done had hers.

Hope she dies in prison. Dies giving birth to a big fat black cock.

What an oddity. In 50 years someone will have a podcast episode about this man everyone had forgotten about

Such an unrepentant traitorous pig. It's too bad Miss Aaron Schock didn't spend time in the clink.

Get a look at that photo in the article. Very unflattering angle. It shows off both his big belly and his tiny moose knuckle all at once. Yikes.

Didn't he loose a ton of weight the past couple of years when he said he was on Ozempic ?

Trump only gives pardons to those that benefit him in some way. Usually it's money. Sometimes it's politics. I don't see what Santos has to offer Trump in any way.

Trump's parting words to this criminal heading off to prison will be: "I wish him well."

Kitara is "CAGED"!

Like Miss Eleanor Parker, she will enter stir wearing Mary Janes, and come out 7 years later wearing ankle-strap "fuck me" pumps.

I know he’s a lying piece of shit but that article drips with homophibic venom and the writer is having a literal field day being able to throw cliche insults at the man masked as a “justified article”.

He plead guilty but he still hit 87 months. Sure he deserves it but is that really in line with other sentences for the same types of crime? Politico is an equally horrible piece of shit to allow its journalist to use it so vague NY Post style insults at the guy’s sexuality.

How many stories of him preparing are there? He’s not taking a European tour.

Just go already.

He arrived at a New Jersey Federal prison today. I can only imagine how many times he's broken down sobbing since to doors slammed behind him.

Personally, I hope he gets raped by nightfall. But then this is likely a minimum security prison so he'll be fine. The fat queen will probably learn to love it.

Tina, you fat lard!

JoAnn Fabrics has already supplied his cell with rhinestones, a glue gun, and a bolt of red sateen. He will hold his first 'arts and crafts' class tomorrow morning ! Sign up, fellas !

R18 = crazy

Kitara’s interview with Ziwe is delightfully unhinged.

Does Trump have any history of pardoning homos?

R23 Not poor ones

Wrong, r15, saddle oxfords. You leave wearing the same clothes you came in with.

Farewell!