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Queen of the Clink: A Defiant George Santos Prepares for Prison

Dressed once again in Ferragamo, Santos is using his last days as a free man to trash his former colleagues and kinda-sorta hint at begging for clemency from Trump.

You bitches all stole his look, and when he gets out of the pokey in seven years, he’s comin’ lookin” for you!!!

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by Anonymousreply 52August 3, 2025 2:58 AM

His odd life could make an entertaining B'way musical. Maybe Miss Adam Lambert could play him ? Miss Lupone can play his mother ?

ALW, are you listening to me ?

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2025 12:33 AM

Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2025 12:44 AM

I always hated his preppy WASP cosplay clothing. If I knew absolutely nothing about him, I'd still clock him as an insufferable asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2025 3:59 AM

She will be just fine in the clink. But she better move fast and snag her a hot daddy ,she aint gettin any younger !

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2025 4:11 AM

OFF TO PRISON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2025 10:35 AM

Trump has no reason or motive or excuse to pardon that fat cunt. Rot in jail bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2025 10:37 AM

[quote]Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

She already done had hers.

by Anonymousreply 7July 25, 2025 10:38 AM

Hope she dies in prison. Dies giving birth to a big fat black cock.

by Anonymousreply 8July 25, 2025 10:39 AM

What an oddity. In 50 years someone will have a podcast episode about this man everyone had forgotten about

by Anonymousreply 9July 25, 2025 10:40 AM

Such an unrepentant traitorous pig. It's too bad Miss Aaron Schock didn't spend time in the clink.

by Anonymousreply 10July 25, 2025 10:59 AM

Get a look at that photo in the article. Very unflattering angle. It shows off both his big belly and his tiny moose knuckle all at once. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 11July 25, 2025 11:26 AM

Didn't he loose a ton of weight the past couple of years when he said he was on Ozempic ?

by Anonymousreply 12July 25, 2025 11:49 AM

Trump only gives pardons to those that benefit him in some way. Usually it's money. Sometimes it's politics. I don't see what Santos has to offer Trump in any way.

by Anonymousreply 13July 25, 2025 11:56 AM

Trump's parting words to this criminal heading off to prison will be: "I wish him well."

by Anonymousreply 14July 25, 2025 12:07 PM

Kitara is "CAGED"!

Like Miss Eleanor Parker, she will enter stir wearing Mary Janes, and come out 7 years later wearing ankle-strap "fuck me" pumps.

by Anonymousreply 15July 25, 2025 12:17 PM

I know he’s a lying piece of shit but that article drips with homophibic venom and the writer is having a literal field day being able to throw cliche insults at the man masked as a “justified article”.

He plead guilty but he still hit 87 months. Sure he deserves it but is that really in line with other sentences for the same types of crime? Politico is an equally horrible piece of shit to allow its journalist to use it so vague NY Post style insults at the guy’s sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 16July 25, 2025 12:19 PM

How many stories of him preparing are there? He’s not taking a European tour.

Just go already.

by Anonymousreply 17July 25, 2025 2:28 PM

He arrived at a New Jersey Federal prison today. I can only imagine how many times he's broken down sobbing since to doors slammed behind him.

Personally, I hope he gets raped by nightfall. But then this is likely a minimum security prison so he'll be fine. The fat queen will probably learn to love it.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 25, 2025 10:27 PM

Tina, you fat lard!

by Anonymousreply 19July 25, 2025 10:30 PM

JoAnn Fabrics has already supplied his cell with rhinestones, a glue gun, and a bolt of red sateen. He will hold his first 'arts and crafts' class tomorrow morning ! Sign up, fellas !

by Anonymousreply 20July 25, 2025 10:32 PM

R18 = crazy

by Anonymousreply 21July 25, 2025 10:39 PM

Kitara’s interview with Ziwe is delightfully unhinged.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 25, 2025 10:45 PM

Does Trump have any history of pardoning homos?

by Anonymousreply 23July 26, 2025 12:41 AM

R23 Not poor ones

by Anonymousreply 24July 26, 2025 1:07 AM

Wrong, r15, saddle oxfords. You leave wearing the same clothes you came in with.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 26, 2025 1:20 AM

Farewell!

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by Anonymousreply 26July 26, 2025 1:22 AM

I wonder if he will survive the length of his sentence ? Will his lawyers claim he's in danger, and needs to be released earlier - or sent to a country club ?

by Anonymousreply 27July 26, 2025 10:54 PM

What a loser!

by Anonymousreply 28July 26, 2025 11:08 PM

Kitara is a resourceful woman. She’ll end up running a prison pen pal scam out of the laundry in no time.

by Anonymousreply 29July 26, 2025 11:10 PM

Let's you and me get acquainted, honey. You may be a number to others but not to me. Sit down in this chair, it's kinda roomy.

by Anonymousreply 30July 26, 2025 11:15 PM

Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul who had to strip search him and look up his hole.

by Anonymousreply 31July 26, 2025 11:26 PM

[quote]Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul who had to strip search him and look up his hole.

I imagine Santos squealed, "Ooooooh ! That tickles!" more than once.

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2025 3:00 AM

S/he should have been in prison a year ago.

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2025 3:14 AM

[quote] or sent to a country club ?

He's been sent to a medium security prison, so it's not like he's been sent to San Quentin. They do have a separate wing that is minimum security. Maybe if missy sucks the right cocks she'll get transferred one day.

by Anonymousreply 34July 28, 2025 11:37 AM

How did equally evil criminal Aaron Schock get off the hook so easily???

by Anonymousreply 35July 28, 2025 11:40 AM

Aaron sucked the right cocks, unlike Georgy Girl.

by Anonymousreply 36July 28, 2025 11:41 AM

If you were a correctional officer, who would you get in line for to have your cock sucked ? Gorgeous Aaron Schock or plump and frump George Santos ?

by Anonymousreply 37July 28, 2025 11:56 AM

Aaron was pretty. Miss Santos is a pig.

by Anonymousreply 38July 29, 2025 2:31 AM

He’ll soon learn to grift in prison. His type will be right at home once he settles in.

by Anonymousreply 39July 29, 2025 2:36 AM

[quote] Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

No fucking way! That’s my job and I love it.

by Anonymousreply 40July 29, 2025 3:53 AM

Oh yes-cunt set right to work grifting within the prison walls. Can only imagine her attention seeking from prison officials: ‘’I need my medication/Dr’s attention-special diet-phone calls-I need my lawyer-Is there a prison sewing machine I can use?-the inmates are demanding I do a drag show-on and on…

by Anonymousreply 41July 29, 2025 2:15 PM

I wonder if Georgie is still earning a living from Cameo (and later suing people for laughing at him) ?

by Anonymousreply 42July 29, 2025 8:39 PM

Kitara needs to keep her big fucking mouth shut or some dyke is going to shave her head or put a broomstick where the sun don’t shine.

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by Anonymousreply 43July 29, 2025 10:27 PM

[quote] I wonder if Georgie is still earning a living from Cameo

The only cameo that slime is involved with now is a flip top makeup cameo. Gotta look purty for the boys in cell block H.

by Anonymousreply 44July 30, 2025 12:24 PM

R43 Do they have dykes in men’s prisons now?

by Anonymousreply 45July 30, 2025 2:04 PM

You think she’s in a men’s prison, r45?

by Anonymousreply 46July 30, 2025 2:15 PM

I could see Dump pardoning Kitara as another Epstein distraction. Media would cover this for a few days at least.

by Anonymousreply 47July 30, 2025 2:58 PM

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by Anonymousreply 48August 1, 2025 3:17 PM

Kitara should compete on Drag Race when she gets out of the big house. I want to see RuPaul tear her a six of new assholes on the stage when she fucks up.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 2, 2025 12:23 AM

GS is a guy engaged in theft, animal cruelty, and many types of scams. He doesn’t deserve any empathy.

by Anonymousreply 50August 3, 2025 2:00 AM

R47- dump has already signaled he will pardon kitara.

by Anonymousreply 51August 3, 2025 2:07 AM

R51 No, he hasn't.

by Anonymousreply 52August 3, 2025 2:58 AM
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