Queen of the Clink: A Defiant George Santos Prepares for Prison

His odd life could make an entertaining B'way musical. Maybe Miss Adam Lambert could play him ? Miss Lupone can play his mother ?

ALW, are you listening to me ?

Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

I always hated his preppy WASP cosplay clothing. If I knew absolutely nothing about him, I'd still clock him as an insufferable asshole.

She will be just fine in the clink. But she better move fast and snag her a hot daddy ,she aint gettin any younger !

OFF TO PRISON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Trump has no reason or motive or excuse to pardon that fat cunt. Rot in jail bitch.

[quote]Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

She already done had hers.

Hope she dies in prison. Dies giving birth to a big fat black cock.

What an oddity. In 50 years someone will have a podcast episode about this man everyone had forgotten about

Such an unrepentant traitorous pig. It's too bad Miss Aaron Schock didn't spend time in the clink.

Get a look at that photo in the article. Very unflattering angle. It shows off both his big belly and his tiny moose knuckle all at once. Yikes.

Didn't he loose a ton of weight the past couple of years when he said he was on Ozempic ?

Trump only gives pardons to those that benefit him in some way. Usually it's money. Sometimes it's politics. I don't see what Santos has to offer Trump in any way.

Trump's parting words to this criminal heading off to prison will be: "I wish him well."

Kitara is "CAGED"!

Like Miss Eleanor Parker, she will enter stir wearing Mary Janes, and come out 7 years later wearing ankle-strap "fuck me" pumps.

I know he’s a lying piece of shit but that article drips with homophibic venom and the writer is having a literal field day being able to throw cliche insults at the man masked as a “justified article”.

He plead guilty but he still hit 87 months. Sure he deserves it but is that really in line with other sentences for the same types of crime? Politico is an equally horrible piece of shit to allow its journalist to use it so vague NY Post style insults at the guy’s sexuality.

How many stories of him preparing are there? He’s not taking a European tour.

Just go already.

He arrived at a New Jersey Federal prison today. I can only imagine how many times he's broken down sobbing since to doors slammed behind him.

Personally, I hope he gets raped by nightfall. But then this is likely a minimum security prison so he'll be fine. The fat queen will probably learn to love it.

Tina, you fat lard!

JoAnn Fabrics has already supplied his cell with rhinestones, a glue gun, and a bolt of red sateen. He will hold his first 'arts and crafts' class tomorrow morning ! Sign up, fellas !

R18 = crazy

Kitara’s interview with Ziwe is delightfully unhinged.

Does Trump have any history of pardoning homos?

R23 Not poor ones

Wrong, r15, saddle oxfords. You leave wearing the same clothes you came in with.

Farewell!

I wonder if he will survive the length of his sentence ? Will his lawyers claim he's in danger, and needs to be released earlier - or sent to a country club ?

What a loser!

Kitara is a resourceful woman. She’ll end up running a prison pen pal scam out of the laundry in no time.

Let's you and me get acquainted, honey. You may be a number to others but not to me. Sit down in this chair, it's kinda roomy.

Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul who had to strip search him and look up his hole.

[quote]Thoughts and prayers to the poor soul who had to strip search him and look up his hole.

I imagine Santos squealed, "Ooooooh ! That tickles!" more than once.

S/he should have been in prison a year ago.

[quote] or sent to a country club ?

He's been sent to a medium security prison, so it's not like he's been sent to San Quentin. They do have a separate wing that is minimum security. Maybe if missy sucks the right cocks she'll get transferred one day.

How did equally evil criminal Aaron Schock get off the hook so easily???

Aaron sucked the right cocks, unlike Georgy Girl.

If you were a correctional officer, who would you get in line for to have your cock sucked ? Gorgeous Aaron Schock or plump and frump George Santos ?

Aaron was pretty. Miss Santos is a pig.

He’ll soon learn to grift in prison. His type will be right at home once he settles in.

[quote] Did Kitara offer to suck Trump's cock and lick his shitter?

No fucking way! That’s my job and I love it.

Oh yes-cunt set right to work grifting within the prison walls. Can only imagine her attention seeking from prison officials: ‘’I need my medication/Dr’s attention-special diet-phone calls-I need my lawyer-Is there a prison sewing machine I can use?-the inmates are demanding I do a drag show-on and on…

I wonder if Georgie is still earning a living from Cameo (and later suing people for laughing at him) ?

Kitara needs to keep her big fucking mouth shut or some dyke is going to shave her head or put a broomstick where the sun don’t shine.

[quote] I wonder if Georgie is still earning a living from Cameo

The only cameo that slime is involved with now is a flip top makeup cameo. Gotta look purty for the boys in cell block H.

R43 Do they have dykes in men’s prisons now?

You think she’s in a men’s prison, r45?

I could see Dump pardoning Kitara as another Epstein distraction. Media would cover this for a few days at least.

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Kitara should compete on Drag Race when she gets out of the big house. I want to see RuPaul tear her a six of new assholes on the stage when she fucks up.

GS is a guy engaged in theft, animal cruelty, and many types of scams. He doesn’t deserve any empathy.

R47- dump has already signaled he will pardon kitara.

R51 No, he hasn't.