Sydney Sweeney the new face of American Eagle

Mind the Gap*

*ped teeth.

[quote] She is THE RACK of Hollywood.

Fixed that for you.

She may be their new face, but how is that flat wide ass supposed to sell JEANS?

Would've been smarter to have her doing VS, Vasarette, or Bali bras.

Hollywood could find a MUCH prettier 'face'.'

Did DiCaprio and Brady shoot their jizz on each other when they heard the news?

They're really desperate to make her happen.

American Eagle? Well, ok - get that money, but - talk about a no-fashion fashion brand.

What next? She's the face of Duluth Trading Company?

American Eagle makes Talbot's look like haute couture.

She’s happened.

Who?

What’s next, Walmart?

I was just in a mega grocery store and she was on an ad for some beverage or other

I heard she gives really good face.

Whore

Sick of this bitch. She needs to make her way to nearest grease fire.

Maybe they should bring back Kmart so she can have her own towel collection

They are really pushing her.

She's the female Glen Powell.

She’s no Joy Harmon.

Or even Brooke Shields.

Right, r7. AE was very popular when I was in middle school 20 years ago. I'm surprised a rising star like her would want to be attached to such an unimpressive brand. Was Old Navy unavailable?

Last time I looked, AE ads had become very...diverse. You can hear the "we are so back" chants from that segment of her fanbase who sees her as their Aryan princess and also wears AE.

I haven’t heard the name American Eagle since 2007.

Omg love the new ad!

R22 they’re clearly wanting to become popular again

Wall-eyed whore.

Plastered in Times Square

They’re trying to do what Calvin Klein did with Brooke shields in the 80s and sleazy basement porn Kate moss in the 90s. Only a lot less artfully

Yes. CK is the first brand to promote clothing using an attractive woman…

Shields was like 14.

Abercrombie didn’t want her?

Republicans love her

The sheer number of brand deals/partnerships this bitch has is insane. Hey Dude, Dr. Squatch, Laneige, Baskin Robbins, Samsung, Armani, Kerastase, and now American Eagle? She must be trying to stow away as much cash as she can now so she doesn’t have to resort toshowing her flabby tits on OnlyFans when she’s 35.

She looks like a Republican.

American Eagle still exists? I left that brand behind 20 years ago.

Rob Smith declares he’s straight now after seeing Sydney Sweeney

r31 Because she is.

Idk why Hollywood isn't filled with more curvy latinas if that's what they're in to.

Seems the look straight males prefer.

She does rather resemble Tiffany Trump.

Yes, R27 that strategy of having a luscious model boldly address the camera’s learing gaze while performing a monologue that’s equal parts challenge and flirtation is right out of the Calvin Klein playbook, starting with the Brooke shields ads

Even down to the talk about good genes

R37 no.

No what r37?

r29 told ya

Dear God. This is being called Nazi propaganda too?

Some Liberals are being a bit much lately, no?

R42 eternally online whackjobs are claiming the American Eagle ad is "pro-Eugenics" because of the jeans/genes wordplay. It's absurd, yes, and another of many examples of the left's delusional overreactions to trivial pop culture bullshit which is continuing to ensure Republican wins for the foreseeable future.

You're not that stupid, r42, are you?

Thoughts?

New ad for Hey Dude

Culture war pawn

She’s the face of white supremacy!

R45, get a look at the woman who posted that?

They’re so weird.

Wall-eyed white supremacy whore.

Her face is just goofy looking to me. Remember when Margot Robbie was the hot new blonde everyone was raving about? Well, I actually agreed with that hype, as she's quite beautiful.

Sydney is not.

Now they wanna see her be Wonder Woman

She’s 5’2”, R53

White House has jumped in

What does saying someone has great genes have to do with being white? You could show a beautiful black woman in the ad and use the same tagline. Or some handsome, hot guy of any race.

An elderly woman is firebombed in the streets and it's crickets from the left. Sydney Sweeny makes a dumb pun about jeans and all of a sudden they're clutching their pearls. Give me a fucking break.

“Schidney Schweeney?” “I like blue…. JEANS!”

She’s definitely MAGA.

R59 That's what everyone assumed about Taylor Swift for years just because MAGA latched onto her blonde bush like crabs during pledge week.