Motel Cumdunp. No Load Refused.

It’s Sheridan Bucket!

I'd like to be guy #26. Maximum snacks.

And will you be offering a lovely punch to your guest, using Mother’s punchbowl?

I don't want loads from guys I'm not interested in, sorry. And not even guys, what if an MTF turns up and wants to breed me? Fucking ew.

I say this not as some finicky 10 either, I'm a 7.

Whatever your rating, R4, please don't forget the lemon squares.

And stop asking about the sores!

How old are you, r4? Those numbers aren't real. I might see you and think you're a 10 or a 2.

I've seen R4. He is, in fact, a 2.

No, 2 is deformed-adjacent, verging on disability. Anything below 5 entails some sort of grotesque factor that severely hinders one's ability to pull dick.

[quote]Those numbers aren't real.

Yes, they are, and it's in fact an important part of the maturation process when you realise where you fall on the totem pole, so you can set realistic expectations. I wouldn't go after a 9 or above because I don't have a fetish for humiliation and rejection. And if you're still in doubt, look around and you'll notice how 10s very rarely keep company with anyone below a 7, unless they're related or super loaded. That's just (often unconscious) mating selection at work, happens elsewhere in nature as well.

Physical attraction is the most subjective thing in the world, r9. It's like saying that a sandwich is a 7 in terms of deliciousness. Maybe to you it's a 7.

I've had sex with plenty of people who weren't conventionally attractive but still turned me on for one reason or another. Maybe I liked how they smelled or maybe they looked like my brother's best friend from high school. The number obsession is just a way of trying to simplify a very complicated world. It deserves as much respect as astrology.

Are you in North?

I just came for the free snacks.

We tolerate no such unseemly behaviour in North, R11.

You didn’t used to a weatherman did you OP?

Bring a chuck of ice and shove it in my ass.

Beware of this scammer! Do NOT bring lemon squares.

How did this turn out? Did anyone go? Were any loads refused?

OP is going to have a baby by so many different men!

Butt Babies don't live Rose.

I don't understand what the lemon squares are for? Meth supresses all appetite. The only thing which will be eaten is ass.

I assume those are a thank you gift for Consuela, mother of five, who's gonna have to clean all that mess up in the morning.

Without an address this thread is worthless.

"Punch bowl's on the bathroom sink next to the complimentary poppers, but go easy on them, we're running low! (on both)."

No... no - I no clean R21.

I mean, sloppy seconds and thirsty thirds are one thing but what do you call load #26?

R25 I am load #26.

R25 Icosihexal.

R20 Lemon squares are a delightful palette cleanser after eating ass. The tartness really cuts through the gamy earthiness.

[quote]I don't understand what the lemon squares are for? Meth supresses all appetite. The only thing which will be eaten is ass.

Please bring ass squares.

but what do you call load #26?

EPA Toxic Waste Site: The Love Canal.

Notably, you actually find many of these listings every single day on Sniffies in all the major cities around the globe. And the motels are noted as being Cumdump Motels.

I'd guess those ass-up might hover around 4-5 and the insertees around 3-4. Everyone needs some luvin.

Corey Hudsonn, Ali Adamos, Brett Fox... a few prolific cumdumps who are certainly above average looks-wise.

*Foxx

I dose mine with THC.

How would one know what number they are if everyone weren’t traveling where ever as a group?

Bring your own clean towels.

I've come across many fine-looking cumdumps over the years. All stoned out of their minds, of course, but often with hot bodies and large dicks that can't get hard.

Does anyone remember the Habana Inn in Oklahoma City? it was orgy central back in the 90s...Having sex with the curtains open was a thing---this was before the camera phone....It's long gone.

For God's sake, don't bring brownies.

They have ... unsavory ... associations.

Just another typical night at The Canyon Club Palm Springs.

The Coral Sands Motel in Hollywood was notorious.

Try my cookies. They have a little......extra something

That place was disgusting r41. You could get herpes just walking by it.

I never went there, just heard stories when I first moved to L.A.

The Habana Inn was crazy fun in the 1990s. OKC didn't have a bathhouse and this was certainly the closest thing to one. You got a room (50 bucks?) and it was just non stop free for all. You would have to disconnect your room phone because guys would randomly call. I moved away and the last time I was there (circa 2010) there were a lot of drugs floating around and sketchy hustlers too. They hired a couple of security guards who were straight assholes. There were unreported "incidents" because the cops (at least then) were not overly concerned with gays. Also morons with their camera phones were running around trying to film hookups thru the windows or in the hallways (where guys would hook up). I knew the whole thing was winding down then. Honestly, as many people who got "gay flue" there, I'm surprised it wasn't bulldozed. But it definitely was something.

Does your asshole taste like chiffon velvet?

I'll never understand this "Ass up door open, no loads refused". I'm no prude by any means but really? What's crazy is that you see it alot on all the apps. Have guys gone mad? I like to plan ahead and have a bit of conversation, etc.

R47 That’s sounds like a manic episode and a Petri dish waiting to happen.

I remember when, back in the 90s, people used to host cumdump parties in their garages. The outside lights would be off and the side door unlocked. Usually the bottom was in a sling. It was common for either the host or a friend of the bottom to oversee things -making sure that no one got abusive or had visible signs of illness. Sometimes they enforced condom usage (this was during the height of the AIDS pandemic). Since the bottom was usually blindfolded, the host/friend acted as his eyes. Sometimes the "friend" was the guy's partner, who got off on seeing his man fucked by strangers. There might be as many as ten guys standing around, watching and awaiting their turn. Sometimes the bottom would take a guy at each end. Once someone came, they left. The host/friend/partner always went last - usually after everyone else was gone and the door locked.

[bold] Habana Inn Review. In case you need a giggle!! [/bold]....BTW----->>ALL of these things (were) gloriously true. We used to call it the WHOREbana Inn...

"Crawling with Male Hookers!!"

"Handprints on the headboards!!! Stains on the carpets!!!"

"The best giant whorehouse in Oklahoma!!"

"Drunks!"

I'm a 9 (is anyone really a universal 10?) and I fucked and dated and had relationships with guys from 4 to questionable 10. Looks add very little to the satisfaction or dissatisfaction of fucks, dates and relationships. At least my experience, from 25 years old on. Younger, you are still working through the value of looks.

Motel Cumdump? Well I declare, that is not appropriate for a proper lady. It’s too trashy.

I have a suite at Mar-a-Lago, and nowadays require appointments. I can’t accommodate the volume of walk-ins any more.

Lemon cakes? Fuck that. I expect fine champagne 🍾.

Senatrice, I suspect you wouldn't turn down a handsome, sweaty black buck with a Lady Baltimore cake.

The Senatrix wouldn't turn down a sweaty man , no matter what he looked like. Her bussy is an aching void that must be filled over and over again.

I don't get the whole cumdump thing. It cant feel that good, with your ass being chafed after a few guys. What's the charm?

I'm bringing my famous hash brownies.

Some guys get sexual pleasure from humiliation and degradation, R55.