U.S. rightwinger who fled the Gay is now going to Ukraine front lines
The Gay was being FORCED on him and his family by the evil Wokesters, so he moved to RuZZia, where there are no gays and no woke.
He was then called up for military service. Having been told he would serve in the rear, š¤, he loudly proclaimed heād serve RuZZia to prove his loyalty to his adopted homeland.
Alas. Heās actually going to be a Mobik on the front lines, in the expected human wave attacks coming in the next month. Heāll likely be dead within a month or so.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 98 | August 4, 2025 10:17 AM
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You know what Nelson would say about this situation.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2025 11:13 PM
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Oh, the sweet taste of Schadenfreude... the sweetest of all Freuden.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2025 11:21 PM
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I only feel bad for that family's dog who they dragged over with them to Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 18, 2025 11:23 PM
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Russians are such garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2025 11:25 PM
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Couldnāt he just have moved to a red state?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 18, 2025 11:30 PM
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[quote]āThe point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,ā he told Russian state media last month. āIf I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.ā
[quote]Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trumpās first term.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 18, 2025 11:34 PM
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The wife is, apparently, a recovering alcoholic who started hitting the bottle again once the idiot hubby got conscripted.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2025 11:37 PM
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What else is there to do in Russia r8?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 18, 2025 11:38 PM
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He's fug - get rid of him.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 18, 2025 11:41 PM
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IDGAF about him - his stupid Texan ass can get killed.
However - what's sad is how all this propaganda by Republicans and the right-wing are actually destroying lives and killing people - including their own supporters.
How many Republicans/MAGAs were on their deathbed in hospitals regretting not getting the vaccine? Hundreds of thousands.
And yet - there still going in. Because to think for a second that Dems may be right and they might be wrong is to accept defeat and that they were duped.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 18, 2025 11:41 PM
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He's going to be fighting along side imported Chinese military and conscripted Russians they let out of prison they let out if they serve on the front lines. Not the Russia, Russia, Russia he thinks he's a part of.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 18, 2025 11:43 PM
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Yes, I agree, the schadenfreude here is like the most delectable of sweetmeats
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 18, 2025 11:44 PM
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He looks like a potato faced peasant so he should fit right in.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2025 11:44 PM
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R5, apparently heās from Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 18, 2025 11:45 PM
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Out of Texas and into the clusterfuck
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 18, 2025 11:46 PM
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These dumb as dirt cunts wouldn't have the sense to pour piss out of a boot, but they think their (begged for) Christian prayers will continue to guide them wisely on their path.
If the US is going to abandon due process altogether, they might stop idiots like these at US border controls and ship them to Ecuadorian jails. If it has to be someone...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 18, 2025 11:46 PM
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Out of one clusterfuck and into another, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 18, 2025 11:47 PM
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Hello, I am from Ukrainian media. I am seeking this American out for comment. No I am not FPV kamikaze drone. This is microphone.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | July 18, 2025 11:49 PM
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Fuck him. Reading the article, he's a detestable asshole. Smears immigrants to the US while openly admitting he migrated to Russia yet doesn't speak Russian, and remarks that his Russian military so-called "training" was conducted in Russian.
I can't wait to delight in the forthcoming news about his imminent horrific fate at the hands of Ukrainian soldiers, brought about by his tremendous bigotry and stupidity.
May every other xenophobic, homophobic, misogynist bigot in rural flyover America follow his lead and do so immediately. This is the only way they can make America great again.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 18, 2025 11:55 PM
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[QUOTE]once the idiot hubby got conscripted.
No. He volunteered.
At least the three sons opted to stay in Texas. I wonder if the three girls were given a choice. Now they're doomed to taking cared of relapsed mom and lives with Russian alcoholics who'll slap them around once they leave the parents' cramped apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2025 12:03 AM
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R21, I agree with the overall sentiment, but most of them arenāt as stupid or dedicated to the cause as he is.
Did he see the odd drag queen in Dallas? Jesus. Why would you do this to your family? He and the wife know Russia is at war right now and the casualty figures are high.
Thank God, only two families took them up on their pathetic offer. That was a hard read.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 19, 2025 12:04 AM
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I just forwarded the article to a friend of mine and asked them, a theology professor, if it isnāt such a bad thing for the father to not come back so the daughters could come back to America and not have to marry Russian brutes.
He has yet to get back to me lol
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 19, 2025 12:06 AM
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R25, I could see asking a Reform rabbi the same question, and him sequestering himself away for a month to consider it
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 19, 2025 12:08 AM
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R24, do you have more than one theology professor friend?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 19, 2025 12:09 AM
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Theyāre building a whole city for these duds. I call them MAGA meat shields!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 19, 2025 12:11 AM
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Yes, r27. I live in a college town and we go to an Episcopal Church.
The first one is an actual friend though. Someone who I could joke about something like that with, and they wouldnāt cut me off.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 19, 2025 12:12 AM
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I wish many many more like him would move there too, to be expendables in Putin's war.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 19, 2025 12:28 AM
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[quote] Having been told he would serve in the rear,
I thought he was trying avoid the gay.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 19, 2025 12:43 AM
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Heās fighting against āMurica
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 19, 2025 1:59 AM
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[quote]āThe point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,ā he told Russian state media last month. āIf I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.ā
[quote]Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trumpās first term.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | July 19, 2025 2:19 AM
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Nope, r36. I just put a pic to go along with it.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 19, 2025 2:28 AM
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Well the good thing is his wife and kids are learning how to pull out their own teach instead of a trip to the dentist.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | July 19, 2025 2:30 AM
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I guess this means she won't have money for booze in her relapse, so that's a silver lining
Imagine being required to fund your march to an almost certain death.
[QUOTE]The deployment also created financial strain for the family. Derek and his unit members were reportedly required to ādonateā 10,000 rubles for their own supplies, consuming a substantial portion of his paycheck. DeAnna reported receiving no pay or bonus after one month of Derekās service.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | July 19, 2025 2:35 AM
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The guy at r38 is so very cute.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 19, 2025 2:37 AM
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Thatās not a huge financial burden, r39. One ruble is currently worth less than one U.S. penny. Hereās hoping he gets turned into human purĆ©e by a Ukrainian drone. Hopefully the wife pulls an Andrea Yates and the whole family goes down with the ship.
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by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 19, 2025 3:09 AM
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Don't you lose your US citizenship if you join another country's military? If he survives and tries to come back with the wife and girls, ICE can detain, put into Alligator Alcatraz or send them to El Salvador!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 19, 2025 3:34 AM
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They call the Russian front The Meat Grinder. How's that for motivation.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 19, 2025 4:26 AM
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My Dad said that about WWII
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 19, 2025 4:28 AM
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He joined the army because it was some kind of fast track to citizenship. Then he thought heād be selected for some kind of special role due to his self perceived experience inā¦something. But no, straight to the front.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 19, 2025 4:50 AM
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R12 NK is much closer to Russia than China. China would love to dump Russia. The Chinese mercs arenāt PLA.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 19, 2025 5:11 AM
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Here he is in his own words explaining why he joined the Russian Army and why he believes in the Russian fight against Ukraine.
Timemark 7:14 - Reason why he joined up with the Russkies.
Timemark 8:50 - He believes in the Russian cause and thinks Ukraine is full of Nazis.
Timemark 10:30 - He prayed about it, and God told him to go fight for Russia.
He said all of this about a month ago, right before he was sent to the front lines.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | July 19, 2025 5:15 AM
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[Quote] I thought he was trying avoid the gay.
I was wondering when someone would play with that!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 19, 2025 5:40 AM
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[quote] He believes in the Russian cause and thinks Ukraine is full of Nazis.
I thought he liked Nazis. These mentally feeble MAGA Christoholics are full of internal contradictions.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 19, 2025 1:15 PM
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Mother Russia needs cannon fodder more than welders; to the front with you!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 19, 2025 5:13 PM
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I was reading some of the Reddit threads about him and someone posted that they knew him. Said he was so racist that he would get banned from online gun forums. Who knew you could be too racist for gun forums?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 19, 2025 7:41 PM
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Right! And hello, you're a Nazi
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 19, 2025 7:51 PM
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OP has upset someone. All crossed-out.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 19, 2025 8:04 PM
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[quote]r54 = Said he was so racist that he would get banned from online gun forums.
Nooo...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 57 | July 19, 2025 8:12 PM
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Whoo boy, just looked up a couple of her earlier videosāmost recent one says hubby is coming home soon. Heās enlisted for a year so I guess he is on leave. Anyway, back in US, she was an alcoholic. She quit drinking nearly three years ago after having her gall bladder removed (!) but recently had a beer or maybe it was a non-alcoholic beer, wasnāt paying close attention. Small village, home schooling the kids, husband at the front lines, income seems to be from monetizing the YouTube channelā¦I think sheās trying to convince herself this was a good idea.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 19, 2025 8:12 PM
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He sort of has gay face, no?
Make yourself comfortable in that mafuckin bed you so methodically made.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 19, 2025 8:14 PM
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I don't want to give them any more click$ on YouTube.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 19, 2025 8:22 PM
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Luckily Russia has never been known for its alcohol consumption, r58.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 19, 2025 8:55 PM
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MAGA Dad Moves Family to Russia⦠Instantly REGRETS IT
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | July 19, 2025 9:03 PM
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by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 20, 2025 1:44 AM
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Okay. Forgot the trres for the forest. Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 20, 2025 1:52 AM
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When Derek comes marching home again...
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 20, 2025 1:52 AM
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His wifeās mother is flying in for a visit soon. I thought all that stuff was cancelled, flights, visas due to sanctions.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 20, 2025 3:42 PM
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Several countries still have flights to Russia. Serbia and Turkey stand out in my mind. I'm sure some Middle Eastern countries, too. MiL would just need to connect through one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 20, 2025 3:57 PM
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Then MIL has to try getting back into the United States. Better hope she has no criminal record and doesnāt get a cunty immigration official who questions why she was in the Middle East and Russia.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 21, 2025 11:04 AM
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Unconfirmed reports that this pathetic piece of American white trash is already dead by drone strike.
If proven true: One down, ~80 million more MAGA shit stains to go.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | July 26, 2025 2:46 PM
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Snopes says unconfirmed; wife denies it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | July 26, 2025 3:50 PM
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Zero sympathy. ZERO.
He didnāt want woke. Now he gets a wake.
He didnāt want woke. Now heās asleep.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 26, 2025 3:53 PM
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I think it's fake news, but I am sure he won't last long there.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 26, 2025 3:54 PM
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I donāt see how someone who doesnāt speak the language would be of help, running around in combat.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 26, 2025 5:15 PM
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R78, Russia does not have a choice, they are running out of fighting age men to use. They have been importing them from China and those guys dont speak a lick of Russian or English.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 26, 2025 7:16 PM
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Seems a bit too fast and coincidental that he gets drafted and dies within weeks of news reports.
However, it's not going to end up good for him. The Russian Army doesn't give a FUCK about their soldiers at all.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 26, 2025 8:00 PM
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"they are running out of fighting age men to use."
How can that be?
In WWII, the Soviets lost 25% of its population, yet they still managed to send waves upon waves of soldiers into combat, and always with plenty in reserve for more fighting.
This conflict with Ukraine is nowhere near the scope of WWII.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 26, 2025 8:06 PM
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[quote] How can that be?
The invading Nazis posed a threat to their very existence. Every remotely able bodied man was put in the military. Thatās not the case here. They arenāt fully committing to this war like they did that one.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 26, 2025 8:11 PM
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Next time, just accept the damn blowjob, ya silly bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 26, 2025 8:15 PM
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You can read more about Russian losses here. This only counts the dead and the wounded, not all the citizens (hundreds of thousands, if not more than a million) who fled as a result of the war.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | July 26, 2025 8:17 PM
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Russia is not running out of fighting-age men. Maybe theyāre running out of āvolunteersā from the distant oblasts but there are plenty around Moscow. Of course if they start grabbing those guys, there will be hell to pay. Would be interesting if Ukraine stepped up their long range drone attacks at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 26, 2025 9:24 PM
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[quote]I donāt see how someone who doesnāt speak the language would be of help, running around in combat.
Fewer bullets for the real Russians.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 26, 2025 9:34 PM
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[Quote] [R78], Russia does not have a choice, they are running out of fighting age men to use
Yes, sort of.
Putin has an unspoken contract with the ethnic Russians of western Russia. These would be the ācore Russiansā as we might call them.
Theyāve given up a stake in Russian political affairs ā they have tacitly accepted Putinās dictatorship. He can run around having all the little colonial wars he wants to rebuild the old Russian Empire/Soviet Union bit by bit.
They just want to be left out of it. And until the Ukraine disaster, they were.
Actually theyāre still being left out of the worst parts of it. As someone upthread correctly pointed out, the war is largely being fought by the ethnic minorities and the crude eastern Russians. Thats why there was so much looting of stuff like clothes washers. These backward subject peoples had never seen these machines before and couldnāt pass up the opportunity to steal them.
But those people have taken *massive* casualties. So the Russians are scraping the bottom of the barrel, including taking North Koreans in exchange for providing military tech to the hermit kingdom.
Basically theyāll do anything but press large numbers of western Russians into fighting Putinās private war in Ukraine. Why? Because when the western Russians turn against the government, bad things happen.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 88 | July 26, 2025 11:05 PM
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His poor daughters. Russian women will take up with the worst of American men just to get the hell out of there:
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 31, 2025 7:14 PM
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The daughters all need ā101 Ways to Cook Potatoesā cookbooks, to prepare for marriage. And theyāll save a lot of money if they can master distilling vodka for Their Man.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 31, 2025 11:29 PM
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Sometimes trash takes itself out.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 4, 2025 8:40 AM
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The Daily Beast needs new writers. Fam? Seriously?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 4, 2025 8:53 AM
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R42 Rahm Emanuel served in the Israeli military, and heās planning to run for President.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 4, 2025 9:49 AM
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Rahm doesnāt have a chance in hell, thankfully.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 4, 2025 10:17 AM
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