The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 19

So to recap:

1) Jesus Jugs is gone

2) Jenn's marrying the douche canoe on the beach in a bikini

3) Gina moved into a house that isn't sad and is living with Travis again

4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

5) Emily *has* eaten and has an odd-looking face

6) Tamrat is still a shrill bitch

7) Katie's getting this season's villain edit

8) Shannon spends lots of money on stupid things

I didn't even know it had started

Looks like Emily has regained all the weight she lost last season. It was almost inevitable that she wouldn't be able to sustain her insane workout regimen.

And there is definitely something "off" about her face. The lower half looks different, like she might have had botched chin implant surgery or filler that hardened. She's getting a Rocky Dennis look about her.

[quote]4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

HA!!!

Heather is definitely bone thin. She must be stressing out over her lesbian daughter with anxiety issues living an oh-so-difficult life as a study abroad student in Paris.

Best news is the rumor that Heather and Katie will not be back next season. I loathe Heather and her bitch Terry. Emily seems to be unraveling. I like Gina. Jen is still delusional.

How is Shannon still around? She's been on for over ten years, right?

R7 Shannon is the OC's forever trainwreck. They can't dispose of her. She's the show's perpetual spectacle.

I hate Gretchen but I love that they brought her back to piss off Tammy Sue just like they brought Alexis back to piss off Shannon.

Gretchen hasn't made her debut yet, but in one of the previews, she talks about how she hasn't aged at all and how she hasn't had any plastic surgery.

Well, she may not have had surgery, but she's had so much Botox and filler that her face is completely frozen and she can barely move her mouth.

Looks like Emily's marriage is gonna be on the rocks again this season. Not surprisingly, it seems like her midget husband won't be stepping up to help care for their autistic son.

I don't know why she just doesn't divorce that little pipsqueak loser. He's such a selfish prick.

Slade and Ryan. Two douchebags loving their 15 minutes of fame thanks to their idiot girlfriends. Katie's hubby was kind of aloof last season but looks like he drank the kool aid. How did Shannon produce three smart lovely daughters. Are they adopted?

R12 But do we really know if Shannon's daughters are smart?

They certainly have gone through their share of trauma, first living with Shannon and their dad for so many years in their dysfunction, then moving on to The Giant Forehead and his Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf relationship with their mom.

R13. You're right. When I said smart I meant smarter than Shannon. ☺️

Katie seems like a real weasel.

Gretchen’s face is what happens when you get your facelift in a Buena Park strip mall using a Groupon. Jen’s eyes glazed over when Gretchen started referencing the Bible.

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Katie is a Salt Lake City/Monica Garcia type, and it will turn out she’s been trolling these bitches online for years.

Watching the first two episodes today

SSDS (same shit, different season)

R16 But...but...she said she hasn't any plastic surgery!

Terry could do an entire season of Botched just using this cast. Emily looks like she took a picture of Lisa Vanderpump to her surgeon and said, “I’ll take this.”

R20 What did Emily do to her face? She looks so masculine now. Something about her jawline.

Agreed that these women look like shit due to plastic surgery. I can’t watch it anymore because it’s too disturbing (plus they are all shallow and dumb).

It's all so deesgusting.

Bravo is repeating season 4 today. Back when the cast embraced their trashiness.

[quote] And there is definitely something "off" about her face

[quote] Agreed that these women look like shit due to plastic surgery

That's the only thing I noticed during the trailer.

Their faces are fucked up, beyond belief!! They don't look natural at all.

If I can see how odd it looks on camera, I can only imagine how scary they must look in person.

Every single one of them looks freakish.

They just showed the episode where Tammy Sue's rapey eyed son tries to fuck drunk Gretchen. Very disturbing.

Katie couldn't possibly have wreaked havoc like that UNKNOWINGLY? Also jump scare seeing Slade on my screen. Why does Gretchen dress like she’s still in 2004. She def bleaches her kid’s hair right?

She def bleaches her kid’s hair right?

Most definitely.

Katie is just dumb. They all are including Heather.

There's a lot Katie is hiding about her past, giving up physical custody of her kids, and her son choosing to live with his father instead of her.

Was she a drunk? A drug addict? Both?

We need Meghan King back on the show to do some sleuthing and get to the bottom of this.

I want to like Katie but she's just too shady.

I’m surprised Tamra or Emily haven’t tried to bring Katie’s ex to OC to confront her.

This season is sooo boring - they need to bring Kelly Dodd back to shake things up.

R33 We're only three episodes in. Things are bound to heat up.

R33 Wow. Okay. So I guess the continued assault against my reputation isn't exciting enough for you?

I'm done.

They should bring on David Beador and his new wife. THAT should shake things up!

Tammy Sue brings Slade's ex Jo.to Heathers party. Gretchen is not happy.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHANNON! I’M ON YOUR SIDE YOU FUCKING 🐮!

I WANT BACK ON THE SHOW TO KICK TAM🐀 RIGHT IN THE 🐱! FUCK HER AND THAT STUPID RICH BITCH HEATHER, SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A FUCKING 👺THAN EVER!

THE 🇰🇷N CUNT AND THE BLOND CUNT FROM OKLAHOMA ARE TOO NICE TO FUCK HEATHER, TAM🐀AND THAT 🦍ENILY UP!

I AM YOUR FUCKING FRIEND SHANNON, I COULD HELP YOU, BUT YOU WOULD RATHER 😭AND HAVE ANOTHER 🍛THAN 👂, YOU STUPID GASH!

Shut up, Kelly! I'm in the best place emotionally ever in my life! I'm calm and centered, you bitch! I spend hundreds of thousands of dollars going to zen gardens in LA and I wear monogrammed bowling shirts!

KEEP EATING!

R40 For the last time, it wasn't my fucking plate, you bitch! Read between the lines!

You will NOT ruin my serenity.

YOU’RE AS SERENE AS THE FUCKING 405 AT RUSH HOUR!

FACE IT SHANNON, YOU ARE AN OLD 🐮 WHO LOST HER 💩WHEN SHE GREW A 🧔‍♂️DURING MENOPAUSE! HAIRY OLD CUNT!