The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 19

So to recap:

1) Jesus Jugs is gone

2) Jenn's marrying the douche canoe on the beach in a bikini

3) Gina moved into a house that isn't sad and is living with Travis again

4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

5) Emily *has* eaten and has an odd-looking face

6) Tamrat is still a shrill bitch

7) Katie's getting this season's villain edit

8) Shannon spends lots of money on stupid things

I didn't even know it had started

Looks like Emily has regained all the weight she lost last season. It was almost inevitable that she wouldn't be able to sustain her insane workout regimen.

And there is definitely something "off" about her face. The lower half looks different, like she might have had botched chin implant surgery or filler that hardened. She's getting a Rocky Dennis look about her.

[quote]4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

HA!!!

Heather is definitely bone thin. She must be stressing out over her lesbian daughter with anxiety issues living an oh-so-difficult life as a study abroad student in Paris.

Best news is the rumor that Heather and Katie will not be back next season. I loathe Heather and her bitch Terry. Emily seems to be unraveling. I like Gina. Jen is still delusional.

How is Shannon still around? She's been on for over ten years, right?

R7 Shannon is the OC's forever trainwreck. They can't dispose of her. She's the show's perpetual spectacle.

I hate Gretchen but I love that they brought her back to piss off Tammy Sue just like they brought Alexis back to piss off Shannon.

Gretchen hasn't made her debut yet, but in one of the previews, she talks about how she hasn't aged at all and how she hasn't had any plastic surgery.

Well, she may not have had surgery, but she's had so much Botox and filler that her face is completely frozen and she can barely move her mouth.

Looks like Emily's marriage is gonna be on the rocks again this season. Not surprisingly, it seems like her midget husband won't be stepping up to help care for their autistic son.

I don't know why she just doesn't divorce that little pipsqueak loser. He's such a selfish prick.

Slade and Ryan. Two douchebags loving their 15 minutes of fame thanks to their idiot girlfriends. Katie's hubby was kind of aloof last season but looks like he drank the kool aid. How did Shannon produce three smart lovely daughters. Are they adopted?

R12 But do we really know if Shannon's daughters are smart?

They certainly have gone through their share of trauma, first living with Shannon and their dad for so many years in their dysfunction, then moving on to The Giant Forehead and his Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf relationship with their mom.

R13. You're right. When I said smart I meant smarter than Shannon. ☺️

Katie seems like a real weasel.

Gretchen’s face is what happens when you get your facelift in a Buena Park strip mall using a Groupon. Jen’s eyes glazed over when Gretchen started referencing the Bible.

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Katie is a Salt Lake City/Monica Garcia type, and it will turn out she’s been trolling these bitches online for years.

Watching the first two episodes today

SSDS (same shit, different season)

R16 But...but...she said she hasn't any plastic surgery!

Terry could do an entire season of Botched just using this cast. Emily looks like she took a picture of Lisa Vanderpump to her surgeon and said, “I’ll take this.”

R20 What did Emily do to her face? She looks so masculine now. Something about her jawline.

Agreed that these women look like shit due to plastic surgery. I can’t watch it anymore because it’s too disturbing (plus they are all shallow and dumb).

It's all so deesgusting.

Bravo is repeating season 4 today. Back when the cast embraced their trashiness.

[quote] And there is definitely something "off" about her face

[quote] Agreed that these women look like shit due to plastic surgery

That's the only thing I noticed during the trailer.

Their faces are fucked up, beyond belief!! They don't look natural at all.

If I can see how odd it looks on camera, I can only imagine how scary they must look in person.

Every single one of them looks freakish.

They just showed the episode where Tammy Sue's rapey eyed son tries to fuck drunk Gretchen. Very disturbing.

Katie couldn't possibly have wreaked havoc like that UNKNOWINGLY? Also jump scare seeing Slade on my screen. Why does Gretchen dress like she’s still in 2004. She def bleaches her kid’s hair right?

She def bleaches her kid’s hair right?

Most definitely.

Katie is just dumb. They all are including Heather.

There's a lot Katie is hiding about her past, giving up physical custody of her kids, and her son choosing to live with his father instead of her.

Was she a drunk? A drug addict? Both?

We need Meghan King back on the show to do some sleuthing and get to the bottom of this.

I want to like Katie but she's just too shady.

I’m surprised Tamra or Emily haven’t tried to bring Katie’s ex to OC to confront her.

This season is sooo boring - they need to bring Kelly Dodd back to shake things up.

R33 We're only three episodes in. Things are bound to heat up.

R33 Wow. Okay. So I guess the continued assault against my reputation isn't exciting enough for you?

I'm done.

They should bring on David Beador and his new wife. THAT should shake things up!

Tammy Sue brings Slade's ex Jo.to Heathers party. Gretchen is not happy.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHANNON! I’M ON YOUR SIDE YOU FUCKING 🐮!

I WANT BACK ON THE SHOW TO KICK TAM🐀 RIGHT IN THE 🐱! FUCK HER AND THAT STUPID RICH BITCH HEATHER, SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A FUCKING 👺THAN EVER!

THE 🇰🇷N CUNT AND THE BLOND CUNT FROM OKLAHOMA ARE TOO NICE TO FUCK HEATHER, TAM🐀AND THAT 🦍ENILY UP!

I AM YOUR FUCKING FRIEND SHANNON, I COULD HELP YOU, BUT YOU WOULD RATHER 😭AND HAVE ANOTHER 🍛THAN 👂, YOU STUPID GASH!

Shut up, Kelly! I'm in the best place emotionally ever in my life! I'm calm and centered, you bitch! I spend hundreds of thousands of dollars going to zen gardens in LA and I wear monogrammed bowling shirts!

KEEP EATING!

R40 For the last time, it wasn't my fucking plate, you bitch! Read between the lines!

You will NOT ruin my serenity.

YOU’RE AS SERENE AS THE FUCKING 405 AT RUSH HOUR!

FACE IT SHANNON, YOU ARE AN OLD 🐮 WHO LOST HER 💩WHEN SHE GREW A 🧔‍♂️DURING MENOPAUSE! HAIRY OLD CUNT!

Who was that freak Shannon brought to Heather's party with the tan and the cheekbones and the bleached white sand dentures and the brillo pad hair?

He looked like a dollar store version of Valentino Garavani.

Death, taxes, and Shannon Beador's terrible taste in men.

He was one the “contestants” on Love Island with Shannon. So was the guy who she brought bowling.

R45 Why does Shannon only date fame whores? Did she learn nothing from hitching her wagon to Johnny J Forehead?

SHANNON IS A STUPID 🐮! SHE DATES 🚬S, ABUSERS, AND FAME WHORES BECAUSE NO OTHER MAN WOULDN’T PUT UP WITH HER 💩!

Shady Katie!!

Does Tammy Sue really believe that Katie wore her discarded hair extensions. She really is delusional. No wonder her kids hate her.

R49 It's deesgusting.

Did Eddie dump Tamara?

r51 = Terry Dubrow, getting in line

Eddie is on the show less and less and, when he is, he looks bored.

THAT’S BECAUSE HE WOULD RATHER HAVE A 🍆IN HIS 👄THAN LISTEN TO TAM🐀 AND HER 💩!

A weed bar 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Show the Shannon freak out footage! One day all the scary footage of her will be released.

Can someone please tell Shannon her cheek fillers and pulled back hair are not flattering. Thank you.

I just can't get into this season

I love you,Kelly/R54!!

I only watch the clips on Youtube, but this season seems really dull. They already announced (?) that Heather and Katie won't be returning. They all seem so fake, tacky and shrill.

The HW franchise is over. SLC has been the only one worth watching. Shows like NextGen are the new thing. NextGen LA will most definitely happen and they're already casting.

Kelly Dodd’s brother (the one that appeared on the show with her) took to Instagram to let the world know their family-including the mother she tossed down the stairs and her big daughter-will have nothing to with Kelly or her husband.

Apparently this news was so important he had to stop his shower to tell us.

The video (from X) of the brother.

I'm waiting for Kelly's response. Kelly? Are you there?

MY BROTHER IS A STUPID 🚬! DON’T LISTEN TO HIM GAYS!

HE SPENDS HIS FREE TIME IN THE 🇺🇸🕳️S AT THE REST STOPS BY CAMP PENDLETON, SUCKING 🍆 WITH EDDIE JUDGE! HE’S PROBABLY TAKING A 🚿TO DOUCHE HIS 🕳️FOR HIS “BOYS NIGHT” WITH EDDIE!

MY STUPID CUNT MOTHER DOESN’T TALK TO ME BECAUSE SHE HAD A STROKE WHEN I PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS! SHE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO 🙊SINCE!

HE’S A PIECE OF 💩, LIKE THAT 🐷VICKI!

Kelly's brother seems very thirsty, to be posting that nonsense - especially from the shower.

Maybe he's desperate to find a date or something. Otherwise, I can't understand why he would record that video in the shower.

Maybe he's looking for an Orange, like John Janssen and Slade Slimey.

I swear, the male background "characters" on OC are even more thirsty than the women!

It’s been like that since the first episode, r66. The OC men love to get in the women’s business.

Terry Dubrow is one of the worst offenders.

R65 Wow. Okay. Your brother ripped you a new one, didn't he, Kelly? It's self-explanatory.

Maybe you should go to a zen retreat in the greater LA area and get centered. I'm not paying for it, though.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHANNON, YOU FUCKING 🐮!

THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO A ZEN RETREAT I BEAT YOU OVER THE FUCKING HEAD WITH A SOUND 🥣AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN BITCH!

I AM AS FUCKING ☯️🧘AS I CAN BE AROUND YOU BITCHES!

THAT 🚬 JOHN JANSSEN IS PROBABLY 👅🍆 IN THE 🚽WITH EDDIE AND MY 🚬BROTHER RIGHT NOW! STUPID CUNT!

R70 Wow. Okay. No one wants to be anywhere near you, Kelly.

I'm done.

KEEP EATING CUNT

It wasn't my fucking plate, you bitch?

At least my daughters would never push me down the stairs.

I believe Kelly's brother. Kelly has a major personality disorder, and apparently her husband Rick does too. Always chasing the limelight and letting relationships disintegrate.

I think Katie is playing a character. I hope they keep her.

r74 I thought having a personality disorder was a requirement to appear on the show?

I hope they keep Katie,too. At least she’s sort of making it interesting. All the rest—super boring. TamRat fighting with idiot Jen and why the fuck is she back Gretchen? Zzzzzz. Fat Again Emily and her family problems? Zzzz. Shannon’s “journey”? Zzzzzz. And why is Gina still there? She adds nothing. Oh, Heather is ridiculous but I find her mildly amusing to

R76 I'm now a successful realtor and no longer live in a sad house, so fuck you!

I've been ok with Gina and Emily until now. I just think this entire cast is irritating and it's the same shit over and over again. Maybe it's time to put the show on pause?

I want to see what happens when the cast goes to New Orleans, that causes Tamra to dramatically leave the trip early.

She posted online that she quit the show when she got home. Supposedly it has something to do with Gretchen and Shannon. Then Tamra “returned “ to the show and blamed Teddi’s cancer for her meltdown.

Tammy Sue is getting more mileage out of Teddi's cancer than Teddi. And that's saying a lot.

R79 My guess is that it's something as simple as Gretchen and Shannon having evidence that Tamra did something shitty that she denied. As we've seen in the past, Tamra tends to run away when her back's against the wall.

What was the point of having Jo on the show? What a waste of time.

Did that Jo used to be a cast member?

The “Shannon” poster needs to seriously chill herself and take a break. You’re not funny and posting as Shannon 3-4 times in a row is obsessive.

Go touch grass.

Wow. Okay. I'm done, bitch.

R83 yes she was Slade’s gf before Gretchen. Could have been a delightfully messy encounter, instead we saw her praying in a car with Tamara

R86 Wow. Okay. Tamra's fake Jesus bullshit is really annoying. I'm done.

It was pointless bringing Jo back because Jo is nice and wouldn't engage in drama. She's not Alexis.

Jo and Gretchen were also close friends when Jo was on Housewives. Gretchen started dating Slade after he broke up with Jo, but she didn’t tell Jo, who was pissed when she found out.

I agree, R88.

I really liked Jo in season one.

But she just wasn't cut out for this type of show, because she was too "normal."

Slade Slimey, on the other hand, was so thirsty to be on camera, that he later hooked up with Gretchen.

That's totally pathetic.

If you want to know more about Gretchen/Slade/Jo, and why Tamra hates Gretchen-the show did a 100th episode retrospective at the end of season 8 that’s interesting (it’s on Peacock-it is the final episode of season 8).

It goes into how Slade bought Jo’s slot on the show, their breakup, Gretchen’s arrival, her feud with Tamra, how she connected with Slade and Jo’s feelings on it.

Kelly Dodd responds to her brother, and drags her father into the mess. Now we know where Kelly got that mouth from.

R92 Drunk as fuck in the video, as usual. Her father is as much of a mess as she is.

The Kelly family drama is actually more entertaining than the RHOC!!

I'd rather watch an episode of Kelly and her family, to be honest.

RHOC is so damned boring.

Next week Tamrat quits.

I love when these bitches grow a pair and confront her.

R95 Did she really quit? Or is just more Tamrat histrionics?

This season needs some Vicki. There. I said it.

Or at least someone who has been with multiple partners.

IT DOESN’T NEED A FUCKING 🐷 VICKI! IT NEEDS A🌶️CUNT WITH GREAT TITS AND A FOUL 👄!

me too r17 I cant sleep anymore and was thrilled to find it at 3am this morning

Hey Kell, is your brother single?

HE’S A 🚬WHO 🥰BEING ON 📺, SO HE’S THE MAN OF YOUR FUCKING DREAMS SHANNON, YOU FUCKING 🐮!

Word on the street is that Bravo may dump this show. There’s only so any times you can rotate a lumpy mattress.

R102 Wow. Okay. So if you cancel the show, what am I going to do for money? My frozen meals aren't selling.

OC can go and Bravo should forget about resurrecting NJ and NYC. Shows like NextGenNYC and The Valley are the new thing. No one is interested in these thirsty housewives anymore. SLC is endlessly fascinating because they found the perfect cast of cackling hags and nutjobs.

I feel like this show is now having the problem Beverly Hills has.

You have this group of women (Tamra/Heather/Emily/Gina) who have clearly entered into an alliance and will not attack each other. The rest of the cast is their cannon fodder.

This has got to be the worst cast of any RH season. Not an interesting or fun to watch one in the bunch.

Kelly Dodd’s brother sent her a Cyst and Deceased!

R107. Wow. Okay. Looks like you could be in some legal trouble, Kelly.

Did anyone notice the scene where everyone went to see Gina's new, non-sad house and Gretchen kept pulling up her turtle neck top to try and cover her aging neck? It cracked me up.

I HAVE PROOF THAT I DIDN’T PUT A 🔪TO MY DAUGHTER’S NECK!

R110 Wow. Okay. Who's the psychopath, Kelly? And who's about to be charged with more than just a "mistymeanor?" I'm done.

R110 Why are you so shiny in that clip, Kelly? Did your Fox News husband just cum on your face?

BECAUSE I AM NOT A DRIED UP FUCKING 🐷YOU OLD CUNT! YOUR 🐱IS AS 🌵AS FUCKING GRAHAM CRACKERS BITCH!

Be careful, Kelly, or I'll whoop it up with my lawyers who will get you charged with a lot of "mistymeanors."

Tonight was fun-it reminded me of Shannon’s first season, when Tamra took off from a dinner when confronted too.

R112 not Fox anymore, now it's Newsmax 2 and some fuckery on youtube with Kelly. Vile the both of them. Jeff Lewis is tight with them.