I'm the laser-disc machine in your wealthy friend's rec room.
Let's Be 1995
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 12, 2025 4:58 PM |
I’m dancing in a club in rave clothes, high on X
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 13, 2025 1:14 AM |
I'm building a website on geocities.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 13, 2025 1:16 AM |
I'm "The Brady Bunch Movie." Gen X is taking over!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 13, 2025 1:17 AM |
I'm an incredible year for movies. 12 Monkeys, Casino, Se7en, Showgirls, GoldenEye, Party Girl, Heat, To Die For, Leaving Las Vegas....
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 13, 2025 1:18 AM |
I’m the Sega 32X making your Genesis console look like a robot from a 1960s sitcom.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 13, 2025 1:19 AM |
I'm the sitcom "Bonnie," the latest in a series of attempts to interest people in Bonnie Hunt.
Like all the others, it didn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 13, 2025 1:26 AM |
I'm rescuing my reckless twink art boy lover from a glacially cold Brooklyn loft, which had cracks in the brick wall through which one could see the Manhattan skyline from the indoor tent in which he was barely surviving.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 13, 2025 1:32 AM |
I'm High Society, starring Jean Smart and Mary McDonnell. Look quickly.
We're totally not Absolutely Fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 13, 2025 1:38 AM |
I'm Fan Dancing in the music videos for club music. This will be the last year that I'm a thing, but you'll remember me forever thanks to Chris Kattan's SNL sketches.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 13, 2025 1:43 AM |
I'm the Oklahoma City Bombing
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 13, 2025 1:50 AM |
[quote]I'm the laser-disc machine in your wealthy friend's rec room.
LoL, OP, that would be 1985.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 13, 2025 1:52 AM |
I’m surfing the DL on Netscape! I found it on Alta Vista.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 13, 2025 1:55 AM |
I’m high school girls who don’t spend $100s on makeup and unnecessary skin care.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 13, 2025 1:58 AM |
I'm WINDOWS 95
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 13, 2025 2:02 AM |
I'm Newsgroup troll wars!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 13, 2025 2:08 AM |
I'm the O.J. Simpson verdict.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 13, 2025 2:16 AM |
I am COMPUSERVE
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 13, 2025 2:17 AM |
I'm a promising comedian named Jerry Seinfeld.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 13, 2025 2:33 AM |
I'm the shower shot in my tricks bathroom. I changed lives simply by being in the right ho's shower before the shower shot market was saturated, so i could be all fresh and new, not unlike how your hole will feel when you're done using me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 13, 2025 3:25 AM |
I’m Kevin Spacey. I’m in four movies this year. See you at the Oscars!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 13, 2025 3:34 AM |
I’m Weezer with your new earworm “Buddy Holly.”
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 13, 2025 3:36 AM |
I'm Samuel L. Jackson at the Oscars, saying "FUCK!" when I lose the Oscar to Martin Landau. That moment will forever be watched on YouTube, Tiktok, and everywhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 13, 2025 3:43 AM |
I’m denim on denim on denim.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 13, 2025 3:44 AM |
I’m the see-through plastic electronics. Don’t you want an entire phone you can see the inner workings of?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 13, 2025 4:05 AM |
I'm a small-fingered vulgarian.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 13, 2025 4:08 AM |
I'm Babe the talking pig.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 13, 2025 4:08 AM |
I’m short-fingered and correcting R25.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 13, 2025 4:10 AM |
I’m the last season of Keeping Up Appearances.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 13, 2025 4:11 AM |
I found this cool store called Old Navy, it sells surplus clothes!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 13, 2025 4:12 AM |
I love r27 and will "live to regret it" - a timely and commonplace choice of words for 1995
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 13, 2025 4:17 AM |
I’m Courtney Love’s makeup compact. I had a moment at the VMAs with Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 13, 2025 4:18 AM |
I’m the Drew Carey Show.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 13, 2025 4:20 AM |
I’m “One Sweet Day”
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 13, 2025 4:23 AM |
I’m turning 30 and feeling like I’ll be young forever.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 13, 2025 4:25 AM |
I found gas for under a dollar!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 13, 2025 4:26 AM |
I'm the date December 27th, 1995.
The day some MouseBoy was born and was going to take over Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 13, 2025 4:30 AM |
I’m Blues Traveler!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 13, 2025 4:43 AM |
I'm Melrose Place and it's not what it looks like...
It's worse
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 13, 2025 4:48 AM |
I’m a Ford Escort and I have automatic seatbelts and only one airbag.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 13, 2025 4:52 AM |
I’m peak of civilisation for the western world.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 13, 2025 4:53 AM |
R32 I’m Mimi Bobeck! Gotta problem with that?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 13, 2025 4:54 AM |
I'm Muriel's fever dream, which led to the creation of DL later that year.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 13, 2025 5:25 AM |
I think we need to give a Best Director Oscar to Mel Gibson. This can't possibly age poorly.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 13, 2025 5:32 AM |
I’m standing in the Works on 81st street and Columbus avenue being cruised simultaneously by good looking guys on my left and right . They lean into me and lean forward to try to catch my glance.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 13, 2025 5:46 AM |
I’m the FULL forest 🌳 of pubic hair above most guys penises.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 13, 2025 6:52 AM |
I’m Jeremy Piven showing off my chest hair on Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 13, 2025 8:07 AM |
I'm a chair destroyed by Carny Wilson
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 13, 2025 9:40 AM |
R34-If you’’re turning 30 that means you are no longer a kid or youngster for the first time in your life.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 13, 2025 11:05 AM |
I'm the Marlboro Lights that are smoked inside bars and clubs.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 13, 2025 12:15 PM |
I'm "I don't care what he does with his dick, he's been a good president so far."
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 13, 2025 12:16 PM |
SILENCE = DEATH
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 13, 2025 12:20 PM |
i'm conan o'brien.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 13, 2025 2:47 PM |
I’m the “smoking or non smoking?” question the host always asks.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 13, 2025 9:01 PM |
I’m the High-Five, still generally untreatable in 1995.
Practice safe sex, boys!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 14, 2025 12:02 AM |
I’m Don Juan Demarco NOT being well sold in this country!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 14, 2025 3:57 AM |
I'm a scrunchie and a Friends poster. Sandra Bullock, Johnny Depp with long hair, a Nirvana and flannel shirt. The zipper holder for all the CDs. The quarters and cash for the payphone.
I am the better time and going out is more fun.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 14, 2025 4:48 AM |
R16 I’m black people celebrating the results. Yes fair justice was executed but this is not about ether you agree or not with the verdict. The public display of cheering like it was the fucking playoffs is disgusting. It’s like black people as a whole completely forgot two black children were left motherless by their punk ass black father. And viciously so.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 14, 2025 4:58 AM |
I'm the last year of semi-affordable rent in San Francisco!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 14, 2025 4:59 AM |
I'm Fingers and Thumbs, Erasure's melancholy dance single from their melancholy, experimental self-titled album. Erasure in 1995 don't make much of an impression anywhere but I'm a good song
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 14, 2025 5:20 AM |
I’m Creep. Not the brilliant Radiohead song, the one actual being played on your top 40 by TLC.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 14, 2025 5:24 AM |
I’m Grace Under Fire before the incident, so Quentin is still 4 feet tall and the first theme song is played.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 14, 2025 5:39 AM |
I'm the Suzanne Sugarbaker Designing Women spin-off Women of the House. I'll be quickly forgotten by everyone except eldergay shut-ins on Datalounge
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 14, 2025 5:57 AM |
I’m MTV House of Fashions. The fact that I remember this proves I was a gayling, right?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 14, 2025 7:46 AM |
I am "it girl" Chloe Sevigny
I am dirty and disheveled Dave Pirner, somehow dating Winona Ryder
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 14, 2025 8:22 AM |
[quote] I’m MTV House of Fashions. The fact that I remember this proves I was a gayling, right?
It was House of Style. Please turn in your gayling card.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 14, 2025 8:23 AM |
I'm Alanis Morissette. You cannot escape my music
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 14, 2025 8:26 AM |
I’m it girl Alicia Silverstone. I coulda been the next Sharon Stone but I got fat. I could have been the next Marilyn Monroe but I didn’t die young and thus lionized as a sex and cultural icon.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 14, 2025 8:34 AM |
R67 Ironically any records released by Alanis post 1998 has completely, without fail, escaped public consciousness.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 14, 2025 8:39 AM |
Rent was easily affordable in SF that year. I had a thousand sq feet for a measly $1200.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 14, 2025 9:10 AM |
I'm must-see TV!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 14, 2025 7:26 PM |
I’m no gay people on any mainstream television show.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 14, 2025 11:59 PM |
The real question is do you want to go back?
Eh. I think I'm good. I never want to go back. Only forward.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 15, 2025 3:03 AM |
[quote] Eh. I think I'm good. I never want to go back. Only forward.
"Forward" in the MAGA era means going back to far less progressive times than 1995. I was a lot happier in the 90s than I am now.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 15, 2025 6:18 AM |
i’m the giant receiver on your cordless landline because mobile phones aren’t reliable and too expensive!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 15, 2025 7:09 AM |
I'm the Big Three networks that dominate television viewing. Everybody watches us.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 15, 2025 9:55 AM |
Not for long….
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 15, 2025 9:59 AM |
I'm the retro pop culture tees that can be found at Gadzooks and Spencer's.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 15, 2025 10:56 AM |
I'm the chill, ambiguous scenester in line for an hour waiting to get into the Village Station in Dallas on Wednesday (straight night) after parking my car on the corner of Crime Spree and Crack Lane.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 15, 2025 11:07 AM |
I’m in a booth at Blow Buddies—south of Market—sucking a nice dick attached to the man I’m still with today.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 15, 2025 11:14 AM |
I'm condoms and HIV anxiety.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 15, 2025 11:57 AM |
You’re anti-sex hysteric ^^^
We ignore your type.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 15, 2025 12:02 PM |
I’m a dose of R83 and also moping in my cheap apartment listening to Moby and Annie Lennox after getting dumped by a boy I’d completely fallen for.
But by October I’m also the newly discovered gay Internet! Turns out Boston was in need of tops and I was quite willing to help.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 15, 2025 12:06 PM |
I'm the screeching noise your modem makes whenever you connect to the internet. You're surfing the web at a blazing fast 28.8 kbps.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 15, 2025 3:24 PM |
I'm your roommate fucking up that connection when he picks up the phone to ask his mom for money
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 15, 2025 3:47 PM |
I'm Elizabeth Berkley, polishing off my mantel for my eventual Oscar for Showgirls.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 15, 2025 3:50 PM |
I’m Michelle Pfeiffer and I have the surprise hit movie of the summer with dangerous minds!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 15, 2025 3:51 PM |
I'm WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 15, 2025 4:11 PM |
I'm in my early 20s living in the hell of South OC and going to Batman Forever 3 times at the theatre because I have nothing else to do in this suburban trap.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 15, 2025 4:15 PM |
I'm hanging out at Borders on a Friday night and will probably rent a couple VHS tapes from Hollywood Video for the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 15, 2025 4:19 PM |
I'm arguing with Blockbuster because the VHS tape got eaten by my VCR and now those fuckers are trying to make me pay full retail price for it. It's not my fault my VCR ate the fucking tape, you fuckers! Fine, go ahead and cancel my membership! You're not the only game in town, you asshole fuckers!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 15, 2025 4:24 PM |
R73- What about the character of Leon on Roseanne. He was introduced about 1992 or 1993.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 15, 2025 4:24 PM |
R93 sounds like my mother.
We...didn't go out much.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 15, 2025 4:40 PM |
I'm Chili's baby back ribs!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 16, 2025 12:25 AM |
I’m the “sophisticated” middle-aged couple asking the Blockbuster clerk if they have Europa Europa. “You know, like Europe twice, but with an A?”
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 16, 2025 3:55 AM |
I’m the last hurrah of point and click adventure games (Torin’s Passage, The Dig, etc.)
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 16, 2025 4:42 AM |
🎵 there’s nothing I can do, I only wanna be with you
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 16, 2025 5:34 AM |
Believe in freedom, in our devotion, and all we need is a piece of heaven, we all need our FREEDOM.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 16, 2025 5:48 AM |
I’m the new 1995 Ford Contour - a WORLD car, for the 21st Century!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 16, 2025 6:07 AM |
I’m Julia Ormond’s career, going straight down the shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 16, 2025 6:08 AM |
I'm RENT the musical almost ready to premiere next year and be hated by future Dataloungers forever
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 16, 2025 6:20 AM |
Cab forward maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 16, 2025 6:31 AM |
I'm Katie Couric. I'm everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 16, 2025 6:53 AM |
I'm mentally debating whether sucking dick without ejaculation can transmit HIV.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 16, 2025 7:29 AM |
Yes, there was a clear answer: No.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 16, 2025 7:58 AM |
I’m a chicken suit, hanging in my drug addict raver’s closet.We’re headed to Limelight later,
Once on the dance floor,I get drugs, blow, and sweat all over me, If I’m lucky, some jizz too!
And oh, I smell bad. Really bad.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 16, 2025 8:35 AM |
Did you chop up a body that night?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 16, 2025 9:14 AM |
I'm Selena... running from that crazy old bitch I KNEW I shouldn't have hired.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 16, 2025 12:29 PM |
I’m SnackWells yogurt with the chocolate sauce in the corner.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 16, 2025 9:44 PM |
Hi Constance McCashin R111!👋
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 16, 2025 9:54 PM |
I was just born.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 16, 2025 10:09 PM |
I’m the Marcia Clark haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 16, 2025 11:13 PM |
I'm SNL's last gasps at edginess
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 16, 2025 11:16 PM |
I’m an IRC server. You can use me to find your favorite l33t WaReZ channel and download the latest version of Photoshop, along with some pr0n of course.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 16, 2025 11:28 PM |
I’m the sound of a modem trying to handshake.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 16, 2025 11:38 PM |
I’m the adult bookstore video booth where the impossibility cute boy on his knees asks if I’m “safe to swallow.”
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 16, 2025 11:53 PM |
I’m the Townhouse in Midtown, full of fat old queens with young rent boys and emaciated AIDS guys who look 80 but are probably in their 30s.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 16, 2025 11:57 PM |
I'm dialup. 45 minutes to download one four minute song, if you're lucky and don't get kicked off because someone is calling you. Then you repeat the process multiple times.
It only took three weeks to download Madonn's latest album!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 17, 2025 1:16 AM |
I'm R82 's mother and I have to tell a made-up story to my Bunco group about how my son and his "roommate" met.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 17, 2025 6:12 PM |
R82 and his roommate Terry were playing baseball - no, not SOFTBALL - for the steel mill where they work. They became fast friends and prayer buddies at the late-night circle, and decided the best way they could keep an eye on each other would be to move in together. Now they can both save a lot of money for engagement rings when they meet the right women!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 17, 2025 7:05 PM |
I’m the duPont lighter and the flat cigarette case from Shreve’s with ten Dunhill menthols inside.
In six years I will disappear.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 17, 2025 7:24 PM |
I'm the big-budget flop "Congo," trying to do Jurassic Park with gorillas, and trying to make Ernie Hudson the next Schwarzenegger.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 17, 2025 7:26 PM |
[quote]I'm the sitcom "Bonnie," the latest in a series of attempts to interest people in Bonnie Hunt.
I've heard she was a raging cunt behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 21, 2025 12:05 PM |
I’m B list stars who are actually cool. I’m RuPaul’s daytime talk show. MTV was so ahead of it’s time.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 21, 2025 1:30 PM |
I'm Dweezil Zappa.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 24, 2025 12:59 AM |
I'm Marla Maples Trump, happy to be in a marriage that I know will last for decades. Our marriage and my husband's Atlantic City casinos are going to be here for a long time.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 24, 2025 1:20 AM |
I'm The Gossip Show.
Peace, love and gossip!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 24, 2025 2:02 AM |
I'm various colourful bath beads. I make the tub slippery so be careful!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 24, 2025 2:19 AM |
I'm the fourth season of Homicide: Life on the Street. On November 17, there'll be a special gay hate crime episode titled, appropriately, "Hate Crimes."
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 24, 2025 8:02 AM |
I’m a 1995 Chrysler Cirrus which went out the door for around $20,000 new.
According to the Kelly Blue Book (US price guide for used cars) I’m worth $532 today.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 24, 2025 1:48 PM |
Im Kris Kardashian, stunned by the excessive media coverage over the death of my friend, Nicole Brown Simpson, and the murder trial of her ex-husband, O.J. I thank God that my husband and I are not public figures. I'll do everything I can to shield my children from the relentless media attention poor Nicole's children have had to endure.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 26, 2025 3:49 AM |
I’m The Adventures of Pete & Pete
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 26, 2025 11:55 AM |
I’m the cast of Friends promoting Diet Coke
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 26, 2025 12:16 PM |
R18- By 1995 he wasn’t promising he was completely established on a hit network show. You are off by ten years.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 26, 2025 12:23 PM |
I am the unyielding power I hold. Being the 8th-hour librarian assistant, I spend my hour listening to the tea Mrs. K tells me about Mrs. R. They remind me of the two old ladies in Arsenic and Old Lace, and I look up articles about John Waters, Divine, and Mama Cass. To get through the last month till graduation, I ended the day by reading the handwritten letter my late bf wrote me about getting the stink finger.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 26, 2025 1:12 PM |
I'm the Revlon Outrageous shampoo and conditioner in your shower. By 1999 I'll be discontinued.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 26, 2025 1:24 PM |
[quote]'m Samuel L. Jackson at the Oscars, saying "FUCK!" when I lose the Oscar to Martin Landau. That moment will forever be watched on YouTube, Tiktok, and everywhere else.
And I did watch it just now. It was 1994 (not 1995) and he says 'SHIT!' not 'FUCK!'
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 26, 2025 1:25 PM |
I'm the 'creme de la creme' of 1995 - I'm 'the infamous letter' handwritten by Glenn Close in her dressing room at the Minskoff theater, and hand delivered to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber across town. Somehow, without the help of 'the internet', I make my way into newspapers around the world.
And what did Miss Close do when she took pen to paper on that memorable April, 1995 morning? She ripped Webber up one side and tore him back down the other for 'faking' the box office of Sunset Boulevard, while Close was on vacation. She let him know - under no uncertain terms - that she carried the whole show on her shoulders, and she single-handedly turned it around made it 'a hit'. She was highly insulted by him falsifying the box office for those two weeks when Karen Mason took over in March, and claiming the box office didn't suffer at all without 'Miss Close' in the lead. He dismissed her importance to the musical, and her contribution to making it a hit. "If I wanted, I'd leave 'Sunset' next month like my contract says I could", warned Miss Close. She explained she is dedicated to the thousands of people who bought tickets to see her through July 2, and she would not disappoint them.
Within a week, ALW sent her flowers and an apology, and together they held a press conference explaining their private communication 'got into the wrong hands' as they kissed and made up. How in the world did that letter leak out ?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 26, 2025 1:52 PM |
R139 It looks to me like he’s saying, “Son of a…”
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 26, 2025 2:21 PM |
I’m the Blossom craze.
And later, the brutal Blossom backlash.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 26, 2025 2:22 PM |
I’m Now and Later candies, inexplicably sponsoring a dozen rock festivals nationwide.
The youths love taffy, right?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 26, 2025 3:19 PM |
I'm Kathie Lee Gifford and I'm sitting on top of the world. My life couldn't be more blessed. Two beautiful children, author of a best-selling memoir, a music artist with a hit CD, cohost of the #1 morning show, entrepreneur of my own clothing line, and an adoring, loving husband who will stay faithful to me for as far as the eye can see. I can't wait to see what blessings the Lord has in store for me through the rest of this century.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 26, 2025 3:25 PM |
I'm the Bettie Page hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 26, 2025 3:35 PM |
I'm Barbara Walters. I've always wanted to produce a talk show with four female cohosts of different ages, races and backgrounds to talk about the day's headlines and then a celebrity interview. I've been working on it with my producer-friend Bill Geddie, and it's finally taking shape. Over the next twelve months, I'm going to have to choose the women.
I have my eye on the obese black woman on CourtTV covering the OJ trial, and I think I can turn her into the next Oprah Winfrey, with a little fine-tuning. There's a loud-mouthed red-headed Italian woman who's trying to be a stand-up comedienne now that she's having a mid-life crisis. She's a possibility. Now I just have to find the other two - it's going to take a while.
Then I'll need to spend time traveling through America selling the idea to local affiliates of the network. By the time this comes to fruition, it will be late summer of 1997. But I won't give up - if I do it right, this thing will have legs and last at least 30 seasons or more. It will probably outlive me.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 26, 2025 3:44 PM |
I’m JonBenet Ramsey your new Little Miss Colorado! Remember my name I’m going to be Miss America someday!
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 26, 2025 4:18 PM |
Hello everyone - we're Blake Edwards and Julie Andrews. We're going to put on a Broadway musical this season, in which all others for the past fifty years will be forgotten! It's called "Victor / Victoria" based on our 1982 movie starring Miss Andrews, and this will be Julie's triumphant return to Broadway !
We were supposed to open in October, 1994 but delayed a year so that we wouldn't compete with that Andrew Lloyd Webber monstrosity known as 'Sunset Boulevard'. Is it presumptuous of us to let you know now we've already hired a UHaul to carry our Tonys home next June?
We guarantee our investors this show will last longer than 'A Chorus Line', and even longer than 'Cats', which really seems to have nine lives. After Miss Andrews completes her run, we have A-List celebrities lined up to take her place. Celebrities such as Liza Minnelli, Raquel Welch, why we hear even Glenn Close is interested in joining our list of replacements now that she's out of work. So buy your tickets now, dearies, while you have the chance !
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 26, 2025 4:43 PM |
I’m the $275 AOL bill you have to pay because you exceeded their minuscule monthly online time allowance.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 26, 2025 4:55 PM |
I'm Barbra Streisand, checking in with all my fans from Manhattan. I'm doing pre-production research on a very important film I've wanted to star in and direct for years. Something which has a very important moral message to movie audiences for years to come. If you're thinking 'The Normal Heart', you couldn't be more wrong. It's 'The Mirror Has Two Faces', and the moral message is that 'women can still be sexy and have sexual relations ' post menopause. It will take me at least a year to go through writers, cast members, and other members on our creative team, but this will get done for a late 1996 release, known as 'Oscar consideration time'. The Academy will love to see me go from ugly duckling to beautiful swan and 'get the guy' at the end, just like I've done in all my other movies. But this time, I'm doing it in my fifties !
Gotta get back to my pre-production work... Liz Taylor just informed me that she's turning down the role of my mother, the former beauty queen, because she's only ten years older than me. Now I gotta find a mother - I guess Sophia Loren and Joan Collins would say 'no', too. I wonder what that Betty Bacall is up to these days ? Remember her ?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 26, 2025 4:56 PM |
[quote] How in the world did that letter leak out?
R140 Why is everyone looking at me?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 26, 2025 6:00 PM |
I’m the angelfire website. My background is flames that make it difficult to read any text on the site.
I am hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 26, 2025 6:31 PM |
I'm Jumanji.
What the fuck am I doing in theaters?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 26, 2025 6:34 PM |
Barbra really wanted Liz Taylor to play her mother? Hilarous. As if Liz could've ever had a daughter who looked like Barbra.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 26, 2025 7:29 PM |
I’m home in my flat in Belgravia. Jeff and I are emailing one another. I’ve got a surprise for him!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 26, 2025 9:01 PM |
I'm the floppy disk on which gay porn is saved after surfing usenet groups after hours on a linux running computer in my office at grad school. Of course, it's pictures only since it's 1995.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 26, 2025 9:15 PM |
God, remember when we all jerked off to pictures? Pictures do nothing for me anymore, I have to wank to video.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 26, 2025 9:33 PM |
R155 She did indeed. Imagine being Liz Taylor, just ten years older than Barbra, and instead of asking you to play 'an older sister', she asks you to play her mother ? Talk about insulting ! I mean, Bacall was cutting it rather very close at 18 years her senior. But ten years ???? Was Taylor supposed to be complimented by this ?
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by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 28, 2025 11:25 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 29, 2025 3:01 AM |
R155, actually Elizabeth Taylor could have portrayed Barbra's mother. Barbra resembled her father. I wish Elizabeth would have taken the role. Lauren Bacall wasn't a beauty like Elizabeth; men wouldn't fawn over Lauren Bacall. She wasn't a coquette; and her looks hardened in the 1950s. I always admired Bacall, until I discovered her bitchy, cruel behavior. I was positively stunned that she didn't win the Oscar, then. After joining Datalounge, I know why it happened.
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R155 Bitch please.
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by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 4, 2025 9:21 PM |
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I'm nominated for The Bridges of Madison County but lost to Hillary hater Susan Sarandon.
(G won a Tony for Sunset Boulevard which I turned down.)
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R11 DVD didn’t come out until around 1997, so laserdiscs were absolutely still a thing in 1995. I remember seeing tons of them at the mall until the end of 1999.
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R189 Boston CHICKEN
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Boston Market used to be so delish. Why did they fall off?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 12, 2025 2:46 PM |
I'm Monica Lewinsky, and I just bagged the big one.
I'm busy planning my upcoming wedding because I just know for certain Bill will dump that frump Hillary and marry me.
Wish me luck, my gays.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 12, 2025 3:41 PM |
R191 When they switched from cooking in stores to merely microwaving frozen crap.
Panera is undergoing the same thing now, and it sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 12, 2025 4:58 PM |