I mean... wouldn't you kinda have to marry both of them?

I don’t get this. I just don’t.

We'd love to show you how it works, r1. In fact, we're looking for a fourth.

talk about - always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

One of them is cute, the other looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg

We had a long thread on that two headed girl that got married.

A lively discussion on the marriage of conjoined twin Abby Hensel.

Girls — the Hensel twins.

Yes it’s certainly a fascinating topic. When you marry one, you’re getting two partners, I mean, we can’t pretend otherwise. And as they share one set of sex organs, I assume that the woman you’re not married to is achieving orgasm often or all the time as well.

Blowjobs, how on earth does that work?

What if the other twin gets married too? That way madness lies.

Bonus hole!

How would we describe the men who are into this and t-girls?

He’s got that look.

Hopefully he married the girl in the middle and not the one on the far right. If he married the one on the right then the poor middle one would always be in the way, constantly smushed when they kiss or have sexual relations.

He's not conjoined to them, R10. He can move to their other side.

The unmarried sister calls herself single and asexual. This sounds like the plot of a Charlie Kaufman film.

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"Tied the knot in October" made me a little queasy, for some reason.

[quote]Conjoined Twin Elopes

Shouldn’t the headline be Conjoined Twins Elope?

Which own sucks his cock?

There's someone for every 1/2

[quote]Which own sucks his cock?

What kind of stupid amoral question is that? Of course the married one sucks his cock.

He's the one that needs his one head examined.

What’s the lifespan of these people?

Coined twins who share pussy explain their sex life. One is straight, the other gay.

During a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything), Mia and Lia responded to questions about their sex lives, revealing intimate details including that they no longer masturbate because it's too "uncomfortable" for them.

"So yes, the same vagina! We each have one arm and leg we can control respectively." The twins then went on to explain how their bodies were formed and who held the greater strengths. The post read: "Lia's lungs have been compressed by my body and on top of that she has severe scoliosis in her spine."

When one user asked how often the sisters resorted to self-pleasure, they were quick to shut it down. The sisters replied: "We have masturbated in the past, but we've agreed not to do it as it was too uncomfortable for us." Another web user questioned if masturbating felt like "incest[" to the twins. Responding to the personal query, the sisters admitted that it felt bothersome but not incestuous.

They added: "With masturbation, it wasn't that it felt like incest, it was more like: imagine this. Imagine someone touching your shoulder, incessantly. It would be pretty annoying and weird right? That's what it's like if Lia touches our vagina, it feels like someone messing around with your body." Social media users were relentless in their curiosity, bombarding the twins with questions about their sexual experiences, particularly whether they both experienced arousal given their shared anatomy.

"On the arousal part, sort of? Arousal is a complex hormonal communication between the brain and the genitals, so if you aren't the one that's getting aroused you can kind of tell your genitals are aroused without being aroused yourself. It's the same for other things. Like I can tell when she's hungry even if I'm not, or when she's anxious because of her heart rate and I'm not," one twin explained.

Despite having individual sexual orientations, the sisters made an early decision to abstain from sex due to the potential complications of pregnancy. Curious minds didn't stop there, with one person probing: "So do you two have a discussion if you plan to have anything physical happen with a partner?"

The conjoined twins shared their personal boundaries, stating: "Well that's the thing. While both me and my sister have sexual urges and both experience arousal, we agreed from an early age on that we would not have sex as it would be 1. very uncomfortable for the both of us and 2. the risk of pregnancy is too great. If we got pregnant there's a good chance we would die."

"However, we will still be intimate with our partners. I would kiss and hug and cuddle with my girlfriend. But she was asexual conveniently so it was not an issue for us. But, this is just what works for us. Other conjoined twins, ie Abby and Brittany, may have more intimate interactions or less, normally yes sex alongside your sibling is weird being a conjoined twin is a completely different experience. What works for them is good"

They also clarified that their no-sex rule includes all forms of sex, including oral. "]My sister has not given oral and I highly doubt she or I ever will," Mia explained. In response to another question, they addressed how they cope with their sexual desires: "You mentioned that you have masturbated before and still get sexual urges and ideally would want asexual partners. So does that mean you just won't ever satisfy your sexual urges again? How are you ok with that? Lol, is orgasming together that awkward?"

In response, the sisters joked: "Haha it's not emotionally awkward we've experienced life together that's not any grosser than anything else. It's more just physically uncomfortable. I can feel when my vagina is touched, and it would be horrifying to have somebody who I'm not in a relationship with touch my private parts and same goes with Lia. Imagine having someone touching and playing with your private parts that isn't even involved with you at all. Yeah. And yes we plan to not satisfy our sexual urges. If nuns can do it, so can we."

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

^ How ultra-rare conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel drive, eat and have sex

The visuals just make me bury my head in a pillow and scream.

R30 = Conjoinphobe Nazi CERF!

[quote]"So yes, the same vagina! We each have one arm and leg we can control respectively."

So like Voltron? Do they have to carefully coordinate how to walk?

Id worry does one die before the other? Its a sad, terrifying thought, for a conjoined twin. 🫣 its inspirational that they get on with life and make the most of it. Simply outstanding.

I’m laughing at the one sister being able to become aroused and make their pussy moist while the other is none the wiser.

I mean that's what's confusing I mean there's one vagina is the stimuli going to open them or both. Does the one that initiates it gets the thrill? I'm confused and I'm sure many are.

*one of them orboth

I want to know what they do all day?

I'm picturing 3 individuals with varying challenges crammed into a trailer.

There’s a lid for every double boiler.

Can you imagine having a stomachache with two heads?

Has there ever been a three headed person?

Those girls definitely have a double sense of humor!

He could tell his friends “she’s eating for two now,” and they’d get all excited 🤭

R4 Ruth Bader Twinsburg?

I would not care to see them nude.

I'm not going to lie; this is disturbing. The husband also looks like the weirdo who'd be into this bizarre arrangement.

Is it cruel that the parents of all these conjoined twins didn't abort them? Surely they would have known ahead of time.

I know there have been male conjoined twins but it seems that you hear about female conjoined twins more and I wondered if it is just because females are more outgoing and seek the publicity but apparently 70% of all conjoined twins are female. Scientists aren't sure why.

The male ones are more aggressive and eat each other.

Female embryos are generally more resilient during development. Male fetuses, including conjoined males, have higher rates of miscarriage and stillbirth, especially in complicated pregnancies like conjoining.

No lie - If I knew my twins were conjoined, I'd abort the same day. There is no need to consider my options.

A sister-in-law from hell.

So if he's fucking one he's fucking the other. He's cheating on her. Is this cause for divorce? And if the other isn't into him it could be non consensual and she could accuse her sister's husband of rape. How do the families take sides in such a case? If the wife is performing oral on him the sister gets to watch. Or while this is going on does she instead watch The Gilded Age?

I'd like to see the videos of the marriage and wedding reception. Who danced with whom.