Well?
If you had to fuck Donald Trump Jr. or Elon Musk, who would you choose?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 11, 2025 11:40 PM |
With these choices, I'd opt for suicide. Poll fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 11, 2025 2:35 AM |
Seriously, Musk is beating Donny? He has a face like half of a pockmarked butt. And a worse body.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 11, 2025 2:54 AM |
A year or two ago, Junior would have won this poll hands down. What changed, whores?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 11, 2025 2:55 AM |
Well, the masses have spoken and we have a winner! Congratulations, Don Jr!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 11, 2025 1:38 PM |
This is like asking whether one'd prefer to die of Ebola or Marburg Virus, bleeding from all orifices.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 11, 2025 1:41 PM |
Nah, I'm good. I'm gonna go with Viv.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 11, 2025 1:47 PM |
I'd choose Elon, if I had to choose one.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 11, 2025 3:45 PM |
Not marry. Not marry. Not fuck. Not fuck. Kill. Kill.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 11, 2025 4:20 PM |
It’s times like this I’m thankful my dick no longer works.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 11, 2025 4:24 PM |
Castration
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 11, 2025 4:48 PM |
I don't believe Jr. is even Trump's son. I think he's a product of some affair his mother had with another man.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 11, 2025 6:57 PM |
Will airtight bags to put over their heads be provided (along with the duct tape to hold them in place) or do I need bring my own?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 11, 2025 6:58 PM |
I'd give up fucking altogether if those were my only options.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 11, 2025 6:59 PM |
Weekday morning mass is over very quickly.
In case you were wondering.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 11, 2025 7:16 PM |
It was an either/or question. You should have had only two options.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 11, 2025 7:23 PM |
I gave up going to mass ages ago. So, it would have to be Musk. Musk is vile and disgusting, but Trump is the slimiest piece of shit that ever walked.
And then Trump would need to have a fatal attack and die simply by knowing that I didn't choose him.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 11, 2025 7:34 PM |
Donald Trump Jr. He at least has a hot body. Elon is an ugly blob of fat.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 11, 2025 7:36 PM |
[quote] Weekday morning mass is over very quickly.
[quote] In case you were wondering.
Exactly, r14. During the week it's like 30 minutes in/out. But you'd have to go on the weekends, too, when it's longer. Whereas ONE FUCK with Elon Musk would be over in like 45 seconds.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 11, 2025 8:56 PM |
Elon is fertile though and he has smart genes.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 11, 2025 9:19 PM |
We are still doing that “Elon is smart” thing? Really?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 11, 2025 10:03 PM |
[quote]Elon is fertile though and he has smart genes.
Not fertile enough to impregnate another man.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 11, 2025 10:09 PM |
[quote] Weekday morning mass is over very quickly.
How many times during that year, of those of us who were/are Catholic, have to go to confession in order to receive Holy Communion worthily everyday during that year?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 11, 2025 10:35 PM |
Trump and I’d film it and release it.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 11, 2025 11:09 PM |
How many dicks have passed dad’s lips?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 11, 2025 11:20 PM |
Wish you wouldnt have provided an opt out option. And between Elon and Don Jr., I'm picking Jr. I'm shocked Elon gets any votes.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 11, 2025 11:23 PM |
I'm not sure all the Viagra in the world would work.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 11, 2025 11:40 PM |