Recently became aware of "Bless your heart" I was considering how DL may be a font of such phrases. Wondering if others have a favorite go to stinger.
Favorite backhanded compliments
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 21, 2025 1:10 AM |
If someone shows off an item and says how inexpensive it was - just say "Ah - cheap clothes suit you!" or cheap jewelry / other.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 10, 2025 6:44 PM |
When shown a new article of clothing, haircut, etc.: "I love that you're not afraid to just be yourself!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 10, 2025 6:54 PM |
I hope you have the day that you deserve!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 10, 2025 6:56 PM |
John Gielgud was a master of this in the dressing room, after a performance:
"You've done it again!"
"You've never been better."
Always accompanied by a vigorous hand clasp or embrace.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 10, 2025 7:00 PM |
Sez you
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 10, 2025 7:08 PM |
LOL R4. Tony Randall said once that when he saw a friend in a play that wasn't very good, he would go backstage and say: "Well - that was really SOMETHING!"
He said he stopped when someone said it to him after a show.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 10, 2025 7:09 PM |
How interesting
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 10, 2025 7:13 PM |
I was told the appropriate response to a theatre performance went you went backstage was Fabulous, darling, fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 10, 2025 7:18 PM |
Just now heard of “bless your heart”? Well, bless your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2025 7:19 PM |
What a darling maternity dress... oh, sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 10, 2025 7:21 PM |
The classic backstage comment came from Estelle Winwood: "Oh, darling, if only you could have been out there in the audience with me!"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 10, 2025 7:34 PM |
“ This is a nice car .. for you. “
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 10, 2025 7:36 PM |
R4 in the same vein I use "that was really something!" Never said it was something [italic]good.[/italic] I'm definitely adding "you've never been better!" to my repertoire.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 10, 2025 7:41 PM |
Oops I just read R6, sorry!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2025 7:42 PM |
You're a wonder!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2025 7:43 PM |
God love you, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2025 7:45 PM |
In her book (No Bed of Roses), Joan Fontaine says her sister Olivia de Havilland said to her after a performance, "Well, that was really something!"
Joan then asks the reader: "Something is what?"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2025 7:47 PM |
"If that's the kind of (dress, shirt, car, etc.) you wanted, you certainly got a good one!"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2025 7:49 PM |
visiting someone’s tacky home: “somebody’s been busy in here!”
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2025 7:50 PM |
"Bless your heart" *can* be meant sincerely. "How nice..." almost never is, as the "...for you, you hateful cunt" is silent.
And Judy Garland's backstage comment apparently was, "How DO you do it?!"
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2025 7:55 PM |
"Well, look at you!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 10, 2025 7:56 PM |
"You're likable enough, Hillary." *smiles*
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 10, 2025 7:59 PM |
Once, when asked what i thought of a terrible show, i replied,.what did u think ..to a performer, who was in ithe show...i knew this. He replied, its My show...and i replied, it Sure is. It was Bad...my friends hubby kept giving out throughout the show and sayjng he was Never coming to a show again it was Bad.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 10, 2025 9:02 PM |
"You're very brave. "
"I could never do that!"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 10, 2025 9:21 PM |
Never knew that Bless your heart was a backhanded compliment
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 10, 2025 9:26 PM |
I’m in the South and I’ve never heard “Bless your heart” used in a backhanded manner. I’ve only heard it from one person and sh would be 82 if she were still alive. I feel like this is a phrase that has gotten popular on the internet but not used in actual real life.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 10, 2025 9:30 PM |
This is R7 - for a moment I thought R8 was giving me shade. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 10, 2025 9:35 PM |
I'm R6 so switch that around.....I thought R7 was giving me shade.
Maybe DL should have a 15 drinks a day limit like Carnival.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 10, 2025 9:37 PM |
My dementia-riddled mom would say if you gained weight,
“Wow, you really filled out nice!”
She would say it it with a wide-eyed, sincere and disarming tone that had the whole family howling with laughter.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 10, 2025 10:05 PM |
After meeting my skinny mother years before, on meeting Dad's younger brother's new fiancé said, "At least this one is well-fed"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 10, 2025 10:09 PM |
I get the shade in R30, but my mind cannot figure out the relationship: "Dad's younger brother's new fiancé"!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 10, 2025 11:03 PM |
r31, soon to be aunt in law
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 10, 2025 11:04 PM |
Have YOU ever been into space?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 10, 2025 11:12 PM |
Have YOU ever had an intelligent thought?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 10, 2025 11:16 PM |
Along the lines of some of the foregoing, "You're looking prosperous!" (said cheerfully to a man) really meant, "You've put on a bit of weight, bub" a century ago. I've made use of the expression a few times (to people who had no idea what I was getting at).
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 11, 2025 12:53 AM |
"You have such a pretty face" (said to a fat girl)
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 11, 2025 1:18 AM |
That joke gets funnier every time you tell it…
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 11, 2025 1:25 AM |
"Oh, Lucy, that dress looks divine on you!"
"Oh, you really like it?"
"You know I always have."
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 11, 2025 1:45 AM |
That pattern is flawless, it just works on ANYONE.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 11, 2025 1:56 AM |
Whenever people say bad things about you, I rush to yours defense.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 11, 2025 2:01 AM |
[quote]After meeting my skinny mother years before,
WHO met your skinny mother?
[quote] on meeting Dad's younger brother's new fiancé
So.... your uncle's fiance. Took a little bit to wrap my head around that clunky phrase but that I got.
[quote]said, "At least this one is well-fed"
WHO said?
Who met your mom, and who said your future aunt was fat?
Learn to write and how to tell a story because you're terrible at both.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 11, 2025 2:12 AM |
"Interesting."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 11, 2025 2:22 AM |
Hmmm…you speak as if you know about this.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 11, 2025 3:45 AM |
Stunning. And Brave.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 11, 2025 3:50 AM |
I was thinking about "Bless your heart" in the context of a way of sarcastically complimenting one on their ability to remain innocent of reality. O.P.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 11, 2025 4:49 AM |
To an overweight woman - "You look like a healthy girl."
Helen Gurley Brown said that to Demi Moore when she was trying to get on the cover of Cosmopolitan.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 11, 2025 5:17 AM |
I once faced the ordeal of seeing a new, big-budget Broadway musical that was just... awful. I knew the lead (casually) and he had invited me backstage after the show, which was a big deal with lots of security and a long, long walk to the dressing room. That whole walk I was searching for something to say. The critics were not kind to him on his first leading role, but I honestly thought he did all that could be done with the material. So, I finally get to his dressing room and he is surrounded by People. He looked at me, very straight-faced, and said, 'Well, what did you think of the show?" I kept it honest and said, "I thought YOU were fantastic. You got every laugh that was to be had." He raised his eyebrows and gave out a real belly laugh, while all the People around him just looked shocked...
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 11, 2025 6:07 AM |
"It's almost as good as store bought"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 11, 2025 6:26 AM |
You look like you have a good appetite was once commonly used to address overweight people.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 11, 2025 6:27 AM |
‘Atta girl!”
Or:
“You go, girl!”
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 11, 2025 6:28 AM |
"I'd rather be with you people than with the finest people in the world!"
"They said you weren't fit to eat with pigs, but I defended you, and said you were."
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 11, 2025 6:39 AM |
"You tried!"
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 11, 2025 6:52 AM |
r12, someone actually said to me, "Isn't that a nice car...for you?!" In wonderment. As if I had stolen it. Note that it was actually a rental and was an older model Toyota Corolla. I did not own a car, and used public transportation, but he didn't know that. I needed it for a move, then a vacation. I was dropping off a mutual friend at her house and he happened to be there. He was Aspy, but also just an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 11, 2025 7:00 AM |
You’re not half the jerk they said you were!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 11, 2025 7:05 AM |
‘I think you’d really like Dubai.’
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 11, 2025 7:30 AM |
'My, that is a baby! ', when faced with a hideous newborn
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 11, 2025 8:23 AM |
I love the poorly educated.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 11, 2025 11:26 AM |
Slap my face!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 11, 2025 11:28 AM |
"Well that was certainly different."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 11, 2025 2:57 PM |
Going up to Jackie Oh.
'I just wanted to say hello.'
'I'm so glad you did.' And then walk away.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 11, 2025 3:11 PM |
“I love that for you.” And “Bless your heart “ is definitely a southern put down.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 11, 2025 3:11 PM |
They sure are, R61.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 11, 2025 3:13 PM |
Seeing somebody you haven't seen in a while and never want to see again.
Let's get together for coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 11, 2025 3:19 PM |
I love Katharine Hepburn to Ginger Rogers in Stage Door: "You appear to be an amusing person."
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 11, 2025 3:25 PM |
The times I was in Panama, I spoke Spanish to every single person -- unless they didn't speak Spanish, of course.
So I'm in a crowded elevator with a large white family (I assumed they were American) and I asked them where they were from in English. The beautiful, tall, thin, late 40's blonde told me they were from Argentina. Then I started chatting with the family in Spanish. The teenagers and I were having a conversation about school, etc., and when we arrived in the lobby, I asked the blonde in English, "So -- how's my Spanish?"
She replied, with a wry smile, "Not bad -- for an American."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 11, 2025 3:38 PM |
Someone once told me “I’m glad you’re actually doing something” after I told them I had gotten my dream job.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 11, 2025 9:27 PM |
“Fascinating!”
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 11, 2025 9:40 PM |
Have you told anyone else about this? What did they say?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 11, 2025 9:47 PM |
"You look... unbelievable"
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 11, 2025 9:56 PM |
"Where did you manage to find those shoes?"
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 11, 2025 9:57 PM |
2nd best is still an achievement!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 11, 2025 10:18 PM |
"Well, isn't this special?"
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 11, 2025 10:27 PM |
" Your pussy smells so fresh... today."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 11, 2025 10:46 PM |
[quote] Fabulous, darling, fabulous!
Fabulous, dahling, fabulous!
FIFY
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 11, 2025 11:00 PM |
Right after college I got my first teaching job. A friend of my father said, "That'll do nicely until you can find a real job."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 11, 2025 11:49 PM |
"Good for you" is overused, but still a classic.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 12, 2025 12:15 AM |
When I was about 20, my half sister who I hadn't seen in many years told me "oh, you're pretty now."
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 12, 2025 12:20 AM |
“I‘ll be sure to give your suggestion all the consideration it deserves.”
“How precious!” for (even ugly) babies
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 12, 2025 4:53 AM |
“Thanks for letting me know you need to leave. How happy I am to see you go!”
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 12, 2025 5:27 AM |
It looks good on you.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 12, 2025 5:28 AM |
Upon being told “I’m pregnant I think I’m going to kill myself.” Not only are a good lay but your a good sport too.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 12, 2025 5:52 AM |
You are so lucky to be able to wear cheap clothes and look fabulous.
I love that you always eat everything on your plate, I hate people who waste food. Said to a fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 12, 2025 7:26 AM |
When i was in college in New York i had gained about 15 pounds. A friend of my parents was in town and we met for lunch. When we said goodbye she said “So good to see you looking so healthy!”.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 12, 2025 7:51 AM |
" You don't sweat very much for a fat girl."
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 12, 2025 12:43 PM |
To a boor who is droning on and on about his latest hobby:
"That must be so interesting for you."
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 13, 2025 1:09 AM |
R41 When did you graduate from charm school?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 13, 2025 1:43 AM |
I see what you did there, R87.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 14, 2025 8:48 AM |
You're not as dumb as you look.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 17, 2025 6:45 PM |
No matter what anyone says, you keep wearing that suit.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 18, 2025 2:33 PM |
I love how you just wear *anything*
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 18, 2025 2:59 PM |
Allegedly said to another girl living on the same floor of their dorm, "I had one of those, when they were in style."
God, that was 50 years ago!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 18, 2025 3:07 PM |
I reserved a very tiny room in a cheap hotel in Switzerland (think 5-foot ceilings in the bathroom). When I arrived, the desk clerk heaved a sigh of relief: "I was afraid you were going to be a great big fat American."
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 18, 2025 3:26 PM |
Does that come in your size?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 18, 2025 3:35 PM |
Sean Hayes relayed a compliment he received (in jest). A female friend said ….. Will & Grace is the BEST…….you could do.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 18, 2025 4:24 PM |
R95 Nicki Glaser told him that during the Roast of Alec Baldwin, several years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 18, 2025 4:25 PM |
This was told to me in a dream, my late bf looking so handsome in a black turtleneck and casual pants, picking me up to go out, and he says, "You probably want to eat first. "
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 18, 2025 7:14 PM |
[quote] Not only are a good lay but your a good sport too.
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 20, 2025 1:23 AM |
“You really must love that dress! You wear it all the time!!”
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 20, 2025 2:16 AM |
Have posted this before on the DL in another thread.
I actually said to Mario Cantone when I unexpectedly met him in a crowd on a cruise, "Wow, you look great in person!" (he really is good looking) to which he said, "Oh, so I look like shit on TV?". We sort of hit it off. He's wonderful, but I continued to accidentally insult.
At one point he asked how he comes off in person vs. his act. I said that I wasn't expecting to meet him (as if it were a burden, but didn't mean that), and then that I've only seen "That Show" a few times, but that I saw his stand-up act once while flipping channels and that he seems less screamy. Didn't mean to be so cunty!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 20, 2025 5:40 PM |
R100 Mario Cantone is a drag queen without makeup. He’s always tired and always bitching about his failed career, but at the same time, he’s a shameless whore for his own career. Maybe if he didn’t spend so many hours shouting his awful Bette Davis impersonation, he wouldn’t be so exhausted.
And in true drag queen fashion, he both loves and hates his own few fans.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 20, 2025 5:48 PM |
"That looks so good on you! I would never wear it."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 20, 2025 5:51 PM |
I hate when people are passive aggressive like this. Don’t be an asshole and just say what you mean.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 20, 2025 5:56 PM |
I got one: I told a friend that I just bought my first house. “That’s great!” She replied. “Next you should focus on replacing your old car.”
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 20, 2025 6:05 PM |
r101, this was in 2006(?). Haven't followed his career. Saw him and his bf several times during the cruise. He was intelligent, funny, and down to earth. Wish him well.
Am notorious for accidental backhanded compliments/sticking my foot in my mouth. My Mom diagnosed me as having a "peculiar form of Tourette's Syndrome". My boss, who happened to be gay, would put me on mute during conference calls with the CEO or Board of Directors and unmute me during calls with colleagues he didn't like or were presenting bad data ("I need you to be in full cunt mode"). It is honestly/usually unintentional.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 20, 2025 6:33 PM |
R34 misses the point in some posts, it seems. But she gets an A for effort.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 20, 2025 6:36 PM |
I had a VP in a large nonprofit who I heard say, "Is that a new suit/outfit?" to people on her staff who she apparently determined were repeating their work outfits too often.
I waited four years and, as I intuited the organization was getting ready to give her the word to move on, I said one morning after looking her up and down, "Is that a new outfit?"
Bang.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 20, 2025 6:40 PM |
"I've always liked that on you" does the same with a slightly different vibe.
When I received it once, I said, "Thank you. I do try to dress to please you," with a big smile.
If one dishes it out, one needs to be prepared to respond in a way that suggests one not only can take it but also raise the ante a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 20, 2025 6:49 PM |
"Bless your heart" gets "I'm just grateful to have one."
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 20, 2025 6:50 PM |
"They told me you got fat! You look wonderful!" was favorite over the years when running into cunt relatives (the homophobes) I had managed to avoid for a while.
The apparent ambiguity had both an immediate and delayed sting, with a lapse lasting long enough for me to walk away, sashaying.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 20, 2025 6:54 PM |
R105 I wouldn't sweat it. He's heard it all, and can take it as well as he gives it. Just not in bed!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 20, 2025 9:06 PM |
r103 Sometimes saying what you mean is being an even bigger asshole.
Why? Because "saying what you mean" places too much confidence in your own personal assessment, which can be quite wrong, insensitive, and hurtful. Approaching things in a diplomatic or roundabout way when necessary allows an appropriate and humane dynamic of "if the shoe fits, wear it."
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 21, 2025 1:10 AM |