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Favorite backhanded compliments

Recently became aware of "Bless your heart" I was considering how DL may be a font of such phrases. Wondering if others have a favorite go to stinger.

by Anonymousreply 112July 21, 2025 1:10 AM

If someone shows off an item and says how inexpensive it was - just say "Ah - cheap clothes suit you!" or cheap jewelry / other.

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2025 6:44 PM

When shown a new article of clothing, haircut, etc.: "I love that you're not afraid to just be yourself!"

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2025 6:54 PM

I hope you have the day that you deserve!

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2025 6:56 PM

John Gielgud was a master of this in the dressing room, after a performance:

"You've done it again!"

"You've never been better."

Always accompanied by a vigorous hand clasp or embrace.

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2025 7:00 PM

Sez you

by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2025 7:08 PM

LOL R4. Tony Randall said once that when he saw a friend in a play that wasn't very good, he would go backstage and say: "Well - that was really SOMETHING!"

He said he stopped when someone said it to him after a show.

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2025 7:09 PM

How interesting

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2025 7:13 PM

I was told the appropriate response to a theatre performance went you went backstage was Fabulous, darling, fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2025 7:18 PM

Just now heard of “bless your heart”? Well, bless your heart.

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2025 7:19 PM

What a darling maternity dress... oh, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2025 7:21 PM

The classic backstage comment came from Estelle Winwood: "Oh, darling, if only you could have been out there in the audience with me!"

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2025 7:34 PM

“ This is a nice car .. for you. “

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2025 7:36 PM

R4 in the same vein I use "that was really something!" Never said it was something [italic]good.[/italic] I'm definitely adding "you've never been better!" to my repertoire.

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2025 7:41 PM

Oops I just read R6, sorry!

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2025 7:42 PM

You're a wonder!

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2025 7:43 PM

God love you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2025 7:45 PM

In her book (No Bed of Roses), Joan Fontaine says her sister Olivia de Havilland said to her after a performance, "Well, that was really something!"

Joan then asks the reader: "Something is what?"

by Anonymousreply 17July 10, 2025 7:47 PM

"If that's the kind of (dress, shirt, car, etc.) you wanted, you certainly got a good one!"

by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2025 7:49 PM

visiting someone’s tacky home: “somebody’s been busy in here!”

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2025 7:50 PM

"Bless your heart" *can* be meant sincerely. "How nice..." almost never is, as the "...for you, you hateful cunt" is silent.

And Judy Garland's backstage comment apparently was, "How DO you do it?!"

by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2025 7:55 PM

"Well, look at you!"

by Anonymousreply 21July 10, 2025 7:56 PM

"You're likable enough, Hillary." *smiles*

by Anonymousreply 22July 10, 2025 7:59 PM

Once, when asked what i thought of a terrible show, i replied,.what did u think ..to a performer, who was in ithe show...i knew this. He replied, its My show...and i replied, it Sure is. It was Bad...my friends hubby kept giving out throughout the show and sayjng he was Never coming to a show again it was Bad.

by Anonymousreply 23July 10, 2025 9:02 PM

"You're very brave. "

"I could never do that!"

by Anonymousreply 24July 10, 2025 9:21 PM

Never knew that Bless your heart was a backhanded compliment

by Anonymousreply 25July 10, 2025 9:26 PM

I’m in the South and I’ve never heard “Bless your heart” used in a backhanded manner. I’ve only heard it from one person and sh would be 82 if she were still alive. I feel like this is a phrase that has gotten popular on the internet but not used in actual real life.

by Anonymousreply 26July 10, 2025 9:30 PM

This is R7 - for a moment I thought R8 was giving me shade. LOL

by Anonymousreply 27July 10, 2025 9:35 PM

I'm R6 so switch that around.....I thought R7 was giving me shade.

Maybe DL should have a 15 drinks a day limit like Carnival.

by Anonymousreply 28July 10, 2025 9:37 PM

My dementia-riddled mom would say if you gained weight,

“Wow, you really filled out nice!”

She would say it it with a wide-eyed, sincere and disarming tone that had the whole family howling with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2025 10:05 PM

After meeting my skinny mother years before, on meeting Dad's younger brother's new fiancé said, "At least this one is well-fed"

by Anonymousreply 30July 10, 2025 10:09 PM

I get the shade in R30, but my mind cannot figure out the relationship: "Dad's younger brother's new fiancé"!

by Anonymousreply 31July 10, 2025 11:03 PM

r31, soon to be aunt in law

by Anonymousreply 32July 10, 2025 11:04 PM

Have YOU ever been into space?

by Anonymousreply 33July 10, 2025 11:12 PM

Have YOU ever had an intelligent thought?

by Anonymousreply 34July 10, 2025 11:16 PM

Along the lines of some of the foregoing, "You're looking prosperous!" (said cheerfully to a man) really meant, "You've put on a bit of weight, bub" a century ago. I've made use of the expression a few times (to people who had no idea what I was getting at).

by Anonymousreply 35July 11, 2025 12:53 AM

"You have such a pretty face" (said to a fat girl)

by Anonymousreply 36July 11, 2025 1:18 AM

That joke gets funnier every time you tell it…

by Anonymousreply 37July 11, 2025 1:25 AM

"Oh, Lucy, that dress looks divine on you!"

"Oh, you really like it?"

"You know I always have."

by Anonymousreply 38July 11, 2025 1:45 AM

That pattern is flawless, it just works on ANYONE.

by Anonymousreply 39July 11, 2025 1:56 AM

Whenever people say bad things about you, I rush to yours defense.

by Anonymousreply 40July 11, 2025 2:01 AM

[quote]After meeting my skinny mother years before,

WHO met your skinny mother?

[quote] on meeting Dad's younger brother's new fiancé

So.... your uncle's fiance. Took a little bit to wrap my head around that clunky phrase but that I got.

[quote]said, "At least this one is well-fed"

WHO said?

Who met your mom, and who said your future aunt was fat?

Learn to write and how to tell a story because you're terrible at both.

by Anonymousreply 41July 11, 2025 2:12 AM

"Interesting."

by Anonymousreply 42July 11, 2025 2:22 AM

Hmmm…you speak as if you know about this.

by Anonymousreply 43July 11, 2025 3:45 AM

Stunning. And Brave.

by Anonymousreply 44July 11, 2025 3:50 AM

I was thinking about "Bless your heart" in the context of a way of sarcastically complimenting one on their ability to remain innocent of reality. O.P.

by Anonymousreply 45July 11, 2025 4:49 AM

To an overweight woman - "You look like a healthy girl."

Helen Gurley Brown said that to Demi Moore when she was trying to get on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

by Anonymousreply 46July 11, 2025 5:17 AM

I once faced the ordeal of seeing a new, big-budget Broadway musical that was just... awful. I knew the lead (casually) and he had invited me backstage after the show, which was a big deal with lots of security and a long, long walk to the dressing room. That whole walk I was searching for something to say. The critics were not kind to him on his first leading role, but I honestly thought he did all that could be done with the material. So, I finally get to his dressing room and he is surrounded by People. He looked at me, very straight-faced, and said, 'Well, what did you think of the show?" I kept it honest and said, "I thought YOU were fantastic. You got every laugh that was to be had." He raised his eyebrows and gave out a real belly laugh, while all the People around him just looked shocked...

by Anonymousreply 47July 11, 2025 6:07 AM

"It's almost as good as store bought"

by Anonymousreply 48July 11, 2025 6:26 AM

You look like you have a good appetite was once commonly used to address overweight people.

by Anonymousreply 49July 11, 2025 6:27 AM

‘Atta girl!”

Or:

“You go, girl!”

by Anonymousreply 50July 11, 2025 6:28 AM

"I'd rather be with you people than with the finest people in the world!"

"They said you weren't fit to eat with pigs, but I defended you, and said you were."

by Anonymousreply 51July 11, 2025 6:39 AM

"You tried!"

by Anonymousreply 52July 11, 2025 6:52 AM

r12, someone actually said to me, "Isn't that a nice car...for you?!" In wonderment. As if I had stolen it. Note that it was actually a rental and was an older model Toyota Corolla. I did not own a car, and used public transportation, but he didn't know that. I needed it for a move, then a vacation. I was dropping off a mutual friend at her house and he happened to be there. He was Aspy, but also just an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 53July 11, 2025 7:00 AM

You’re not half the jerk they said you were!

by Anonymousreply 54July 11, 2025 7:05 AM

‘I think you’d really like Dubai.’

by Anonymousreply 55July 11, 2025 7:30 AM

'My, that is a baby! ', when faced with a hideous newborn

by Anonymousreply 56July 11, 2025 8:23 AM

I love the poorly educated.

by Anonymousreply 57July 11, 2025 11:26 AM

Slap my face!

by Anonymousreply 58July 11, 2025 11:28 AM

"Well that was certainly different."

by Anonymousreply 59July 11, 2025 2:57 PM

Going up to Jackie Oh.

'I just wanted to say hello.'

'I'm so glad you did.' And then walk away.

by Anonymousreply 60July 11, 2025 3:11 PM

“I love that for you.” And “Bless your heart “ is definitely a southern put down.

by Anonymousreply 61July 11, 2025 3:11 PM

They sure are, R61.

by Anonymousreply 62July 11, 2025 3:13 PM

Seeing somebody you haven't seen in a while and never want to see again.

Let's get together for coffee.

by Anonymousreply 63July 11, 2025 3:19 PM

I love Katharine Hepburn to Ginger Rogers in Stage Door: "You appear to be an amusing person."

by Anonymousreply 64July 11, 2025 3:25 PM

The times I was in Panama, I spoke Spanish to every single person -- unless they didn't speak Spanish, of course.

So I'm in a crowded elevator with a large white family (I assumed they were American) and I asked them where they were from in English. The beautiful, tall, thin, late 40's blonde told me they were from Argentina. Then I started chatting with the family in Spanish. The teenagers and I were having a conversation about school, etc., and when we arrived in the lobby, I asked the blonde in English, "So -- how's my Spanish?"

She replied, with a wry smile, "Not bad -- for an American."

by Anonymousreply 65July 11, 2025 3:38 PM

Why, how unlike an Argentinian

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by Anonymousreply 66July 11, 2025 9:01 PM

Someone once told me “I’m glad you’re actually doing something” after I told them I had gotten my dream job.

by Anonymousreply 67July 11, 2025 9:27 PM

“Fascinating!”

by Anonymousreply 68July 11, 2025 9:40 PM

Have you told anyone else about this? What did they say?

by Anonymousreply 69July 11, 2025 9:47 PM

"You look... unbelievable"

by Anonymousreply 70July 11, 2025 9:56 PM

"Where did you manage to find those shoes?"

by Anonymousreply 71July 11, 2025 9:57 PM

2nd best is still an achievement!

by Anonymousreply 72July 11, 2025 10:18 PM

"Well, isn't this special?"

by Anonymousreply 73July 11, 2025 10:27 PM

" Your pussy smells so fresh... today."

by Anonymousreply 74July 11, 2025 10:46 PM

[quote] Fabulous, darling, fabulous!

Fabulous, dahling, fabulous!

FIFY

by Anonymousreply 75July 11, 2025 11:00 PM

Right after college I got my first teaching job. A friend of my father said, "That'll do nicely until you can find a real job."

by Anonymousreply 76July 11, 2025 11:49 PM

"Good for you" is overused, but still a classic.

by Anonymousreply 77July 12, 2025 12:15 AM

When I was about 20, my half sister who I hadn't seen in many years told me "oh, you're pretty now."

by Anonymousreply 78July 12, 2025 12:20 AM

“I‘ll be sure to give your suggestion all the consideration it deserves.”

“How precious!” for (even ugly) babies

by Anonymousreply 79July 12, 2025 4:53 AM

“Thanks for letting me know you need to leave. How happy I am to see you go!”

by Anonymousreply 80July 12, 2025 5:27 AM

It looks good on you.

by Anonymousreply 81July 12, 2025 5:28 AM

Upon being told “I’m pregnant I think I’m going to kill myself.” Not only are a good lay but your a good sport too.

by Anonymousreply 82July 12, 2025 5:52 AM

You are so lucky to be able to wear cheap clothes and look fabulous.

I love that you always eat everything on your plate, I hate people who waste food. Said to a fatty.

by Anonymousreply 83July 12, 2025 7:26 AM

When i was in college in New York i had gained about 15 pounds. A friend of my parents was in town and we met for lunch. When we said goodbye she said “So good to see you looking so healthy!”.

by Anonymousreply 84July 12, 2025 7:51 AM

" You don't sweat very much for a fat girl."

by Anonymousreply 85July 12, 2025 12:43 PM

To a boor who is droning on and on about his latest hobby:

"That must be so interesting for you."

by Anonymousreply 86July 13, 2025 1:09 AM

R41 When did you graduate from charm school?

by Anonymousreply 87July 13, 2025 1:43 AM

I see what you did there, R87.

by Anonymousreply 88July 14, 2025 8:48 AM

You're not as dumb as you look.

by Anonymousreply 89July 17, 2025 6:45 PM

No matter what anyone says, you keep wearing that suit.

by Anonymousreply 90July 18, 2025 2:33 PM

I love how you just wear *anything*

by Anonymousreply 91July 18, 2025 2:59 PM

Allegedly said to another girl living on the same floor of their dorm, "I had one of those, when they were in style."

God, that was 50 years ago!

by Anonymousreply 92July 18, 2025 3:07 PM

I reserved a very tiny room in a cheap hotel in Switzerland (think 5-foot ceilings in the bathroom). When I arrived, the desk clerk heaved a sigh of relief: "I was afraid you were going to be a great big fat American."

by Anonymousreply 93July 18, 2025 3:26 PM

Does that come in your size?

by Anonymousreply 94July 18, 2025 3:35 PM

Sean Hayes relayed a compliment he received (in jest). A female friend said ….. Will & Grace is the BEST…….you could do.

by Anonymousreply 95July 18, 2025 4:24 PM

R95 Nicki Glaser told him that during the Roast of Alec Baldwin, several years ago.

by Anonymousreply 96July 18, 2025 4:25 PM

This was told to me in a dream, my late bf looking so handsome in a black turtleneck and casual pants, picking me up to go out, and he says, "You probably want to eat first. "

by Anonymousreply 97July 18, 2025 7:14 PM

[quote] Not only are a good lay but your a good sport too.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 98July 20, 2025 1:23 AM

“You really must love that dress! You wear it all the time!!”

by Anonymousreply 99July 20, 2025 2:16 AM

Have posted this before on the DL in another thread.

I actually said to Mario Cantone when I unexpectedly met him in a crowd on a cruise, "Wow, you look great in person!" (he really is good looking) to which he said, "Oh, so I look like shit on TV?". We sort of hit it off. He's wonderful, but I continued to accidentally insult.

At one point he asked how he comes off in person vs. his act. I said that I wasn't expecting to meet him (as if it were a burden, but didn't mean that), and then that I've only seen "That Show" a few times, but that I saw his stand-up act once while flipping channels and that he seems less screamy. Didn't mean to be so cunty!

by Anonymousreply 100July 20, 2025 5:40 PM

R100 Mario Cantone is a drag queen without makeup. He’s always tired and always bitching about his failed career, but at the same time, he’s a shameless whore for his own career. Maybe if he didn’t spend so many hours shouting his awful Bette Davis impersonation, he wouldn’t be so exhausted.

And in true drag queen fashion, he both loves and hates his own few fans.

by Anonymousreply 101July 20, 2025 5:48 PM

"That looks so good on you! I would never wear it."

by Anonymousreply 102July 20, 2025 5:51 PM

I hate when people are passive aggressive like this. Don’t be an asshole and just say what you mean.

by Anonymousreply 103July 20, 2025 5:56 PM

I got one: I told a friend that I just bought my first house. “That’s great!” She replied. “Next you should focus on replacing your old car.”

by Anonymousreply 104July 20, 2025 6:05 PM

r101, this was in 2006(?). Haven't followed his career. Saw him and his bf several times during the cruise. He was intelligent, funny, and down to earth. Wish him well.

Am notorious for accidental backhanded compliments/sticking my foot in my mouth. My Mom diagnosed me as having a "peculiar form of Tourette's Syndrome". My boss, who happened to be gay, would put me on mute during conference calls with the CEO or Board of Directors and unmute me during calls with colleagues he didn't like or were presenting bad data ("I need you to be in full cunt mode"). It is honestly/usually unintentional.

by Anonymousreply 105July 20, 2025 6:33 PM

R34 misses the point in some posts, it seems. But she gets an A for effort.

by Anonymousreply 106July 20, 2025 6:36 PM

I had a VP in a large nonprofit who I heard say, "Is that a new suit/outfit?" to people on her staff who she apparently determined were repeating their work outfits too often.

I waited four years and, as I intuited the organization was getting ready to give her the word to move on, I said one morning after looking her up and down, "Is that a new outfit?"

Bang.

by Anonymousreply 107July 20, 2025 6:40 PM

"I've always liked that on you" does the same with a slightly different vibe.

When I received it once, I said, "Thank you. I do try to dress to please you," with a big smile.

If one dishes it out, one needs to be prepared to respond in a way that suggests one not only can take it but also raise the ante a bit.

by Anonymousreply 108July 20, 2025 6:49 PM

"Bless your heart" gets "I'm just grateful to have one."

by Anonymousreply 109July 20, 2025 6:50 PM

"They told me you got fat! You look wonderful!" was favorite over the years when running into cunt relatives (the homophobes) I had managed to avoid for a while.

The apparent ambiguity had both an immediate and delayed sting, with a lapse lasting long enough for me to walk away, sashaying.

by Anonymousreply 110July 20, 2025 6:54 PM

R105 I wouldn't sweat it. He's heard it all, and can take it as well as he gives it. Just not in bed!

by Anonymousreply 111July 20, 2025 9:06 PM

r103 Sometimes saying what you mean is being an even bigger asshole.

Why? Because "saying what you mean" places too much confidence in your own personal assessment, which can be quite wrong, insensitive, and hurtful. Approaching things in a diplomatic or roundabout way when necessary allows an appropriate and humane dynamic of "if the shoe fits, wear it."

by Anonymousreply 112July 21, 2025 1:10 AM
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