PAXTONS D.I.V.O.R.CE: blow-job lipped homewreker ruins maga marriage

"In light of recent discoveries"

angie moved out june ’24

she had to wait to file until after the election, d’uh

but the courts just ruled that the paxtons’ jan 6th records ain’t subject to public-info disclosure

Isn’t this the second impeachment for that fucking scumbag criminal?

Wake the fuck up, Texas!

Thanks to MAGA I’ve become a person I would disdain in another time.

I feel absolute joy and tremendous satisfaction any time something shitty happens to one of them.

I really resent them for it.

Sorry babe, God is in full control and clearly wanted your scumbag husband to get sloppy toppy from this ho

“What Ken Paxton has put his family through is truly repulsive and disgusting,” Joanna Rodriguez, a spokeswoman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee, said in a statement. “No one should have to endure what Angela Paxton has.”

What could be too repulsive and disgusting for Republicans?

Alas, not good news for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.

Jesus Christ, enough with the God, God, God!!!

MAGAworld is harshly criticizing Mrs. Paxton for having the temerity to divorce her lying, philandering, soulless husk of a husband.

Why not, R8?

Because, R11, the only chance the Democratic candidate has in that '26 race is if Paxton is the nominee. Anything that makes that less likely is not good news for the DSCC.

They’ll still nominate him.

MAGA is nothing if not obedient to the whims of dear leader.

Hilarious how they worked Monica Lewinsky into this infographic, seemingly as one of seven equal participants in these shenanigans. Her only involvement is that one of the other six is following her on TwitterX.

[quote] They’ll still nominate him.

Maybe, maybe not. The Senate Republican leadership will probably prevail on Trump to either endorse the incumbent (Cornyn) or stay out of the race.

Bible thumpers like her always use the Bible to justify for themselves what they would claim the Bible condemns for anyone else.

Typical MAGA hypocrite.

I also don't think it'll have any effect on the nomination. Didn't Trump already endorse him once before? He'll just double down. It's not like Trump has ANY problem with divorce.

He endorsed him, R17, when Paxton was running as an incumbent. Paxton's now running against an incumbent who's very popular among his Republican colleagues.

Also, R17, the Paxton challenger in the primary race in which Trump issued his endorsement was George P. Bush, Jeb's son. A pretty easy call for the Bush-hating Trump.

He’s gonna have to pay her a shit-ton of money to keep her mouth shut.

Divorce on Biblical Grounds? Americans are fuckin’ nutz.

I'm guessing he cheated with a MUCH younger person and he had to pay for the privilege. Can you imagine letting that greasy pig mount you for free?

R21, I don’t think that “the Bible,” particularly the Jesus part, is keen on divorce.

I saw someone on Twitter (I think) ask "Biblical grounds? Did he fuck a goat?"

Shouldn’t she be in the kitchen? I thought their shake church forbids divorce.

Snake* 🐍

As I suspected.