Harper’s Bazaar names James Dean as THE HOTTEST MAN OF ALL TIME!

How clever—a magazine run entirely by the blind.

Henry Cavill at #46 is a crime.

Is that list some type of parody? Because it can't be taken at all seriously. Must be for clicks as most inane lists are.

This is the most unique list I’ve seen on this topic. Love it

This is just as bad as Rolling Stone’s “best of” lists.

R2 not really. He doesn’t look good anymore

[quote]not really. He doesn’t look good anymore

But Harrison Ford does?!

Well I assume “of all time” means their peak at any age; otherwise some people on that list are corpses.

Morris Chestnut should be on the list.

Paul Mescal at number five?!

so, the usual twenty something dingbats who used to watch a few old movies with grandma made a list. Great.

That old queen Pedro Pascal is #4 hottest of all time?!?

No gay guys on the committee I guess...

Hysterically inaccurate!

Any "hottest man" list that puts Robert Pattison ahead of Paul Newman is bogus, IMHO.

Grok was having another off day when asked to compile the list.

Who the hell is Charles Melton?!

He’s Reggie on Riverdale. God, do you not get the CW?

Lol yeah, whois Charles Melton? Ive been fascinated for a while as to how gay men and Str8 women like such different men. Women love me, fem gay guys love me but rarely masc gay men. Im handsome but sweet looking. So id love to see a gay version of this list. I am surprised stars like Patrick Swayze, Patrick Duffy, George Michael, Cary Grant, Monty Clift, John Hamm, Gregory Peck, Christophet Reeve, john Eric Hexum, Matt Bomer, Sidney Poitier, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, David Cassidy, William Holden, Pierce Brosnan, Harry Styles, Richard Chamberlain, Colin Farrell, Zac Efron and Rob Lowe; from a womans perspective. Gays wud have a different list...with Who?

#2-Tupac-Seriously???

More like Harper’s Bizarre.

John Gavin, the hottest [hollywood/man] of all time. It’s a fact.

What would Harper’s Bazaar editors know about sexy men?

Nothing, that’s what.

This list is just a no.

Who did Miss Melton fuck or suck off to get on the list?

Who does she know?

Nepo baby Damson Idris is way too new to be on this list. His movie just came out.

I'm trying to figure out why #50 on the list is someone's password

Idris Elba barely cracking the top 40 is preposterous.

Tupac?? Along with James Dean, he didn’t get to age much. At all, actually. Still, he doesn’t belong anywhere on this list.

Who’s gonna tell Chalamet he didn’t get on the list?

[quote] Idris Elba barely cracking the top 40 is preposterous.

But his son makes it so high on the list after one movie?

Pedro Pascal? Oh fuck OFF

I'll quote Ethel Mertz here and say "Well they certainly are bizzare"

[quote] Nepo baby Damson Idris is way too new to be on this list. His movie just came out.

Damson is not a nepo baby, he's the lead on "Snowfall" on FX. He's not related to anyone famous. But at least I know who he is and he is very handsome, so he is among the least baffling inclusions on this list.

Has anyone ever lusted after Harrison Ford? I'm skeptical. He certainly shouldn't be at #10.

How did Rami Malek get a spot on the list?

#51. Pete Hegseth

^ tied with Donald J. Trump

Young Johnny Depp isn't even on this list, neither is Al Pacino or Rob Lowe or Zac Efron.

They're a buncha Charlie Nobody's!

Stopped reading at #5.

R34, yes.

Harrison Ford was a massive sex symbol after Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

another pointless poll to fill space

Tupac was sex on two legs in Juice.

Dev Patel at 11 is a joke.

What’s “Juice”, precious? What’s “Juice”?

Errol Flynn should be on there somewhere.

James Dean does not deserve to be at number one.

Listicle outrage

Anthony Perkins was hotter than diseased James Dean.

Who’s going to break the news to R30 ?

Tupac #2? Hayden Christensen? Lenny Kravitz? I think AI just shat out this nonsense.

Harry Belafonte, Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, Ryan O'Neal, Rock Hudson, Cary Elwes, Cary Grant... all in their prime of course, are not on the list?

[quote] Who did Miss Melton fuck or suck off to get on the list?

He’s a huge deal now. Women wet their panties over him.

They don’t even know about Burt Lancaster.

BILL Skarsgard, but no Alexander?!

Oh, I have NO problem with Lenny Kravitz being on this list BUT mothefuckin' Hayden Christensen?

[quote] Who’s going to break the news to r30 ?

R33 apparently.

Shemar? JFC….

Apparently "all time" started 50 years ago.

Well, who IS the hottest man of all time?

Bad Bunny? wtf?!!

I wasn't on the list? WTF??

Hayden Christensen is a good one.

This list is obviously and horrifically politically correct.

No Asian on this list that is clearly driven by political correctness.

^ Henry Golding is #29

The only man on this list that comes close to a prime Paul Newman was a prime Marlon Brando.

Other names included are just more contemporary.

Or straight woman R12

Stupid fucking list.

Just to name a few...where is Clark Gable, Tyrone Power, Tab Hunter, Richard Chamberlain?

Robert Redford is listed at #20. Please. Stop. Redford in his heyday was hotter than almost every man on the list including the top 20.

This list has a recency bias.

The young versions of Mark Harmon, Peter O’Toole, Gary Cooper we’re all handsome in their day….And poor Elvis got left out. How James Dean could be #1 is beyond me.

were^^^^^^^^

Muriel: For the millionth time, an editing option please.

Seriously, why Dean? He looked like he had polio.

I can tell that mostly women created this list.

Where’s Dom Deluise, dammit.

What a joke ……pasty-pale-pallid Irishman Paul Mescal @ #5. Who’s kidding who? 😩

What's shocking is Harper's Bazaar is still around.

Rick Yune????

If they wanted a gorgeous Asian they should've picked Russell Wong.

Both Wong and Golding are half Asian and White Adjacent, which makes it even more insulting.

Terence Stamp, Craig Ferguson. Cary Grant. Errol Flynn, Alan Bates, Albert Finney, Gregory Peck, Monty Clift, Paul McCartney, John Derek, Yul Brynner, Chow Yun Fat, Peter Krause, Idris Elba, Cassius Clay, Robert Shields, Robert Redford, Partial list in no particular order.

Sorry Tupac is #2?

I prefer the white ones with yellow skin.

Seriously? That scrawny squinty specimen?

Shouldn't that Mike guy who became a Supreme Court Justice be on their list?

[quote]I can tell that mostly women created this list.

Progressive woke women.

Giorgio Canali

R4 - That should be put on the "Favorite Backhanded Compliments" thread.

R35 - cuz woke

R65 / R79 - Melton as well.

I’ll never get the James Dean obsession.

I support it but only because they omitted Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Miss Timothee Chalamet.

Why wasn’t Elliot Page on here?

Horrible list.

Charles Melton?

Dev Patel???

Where’s Chris Meloni? We need daddy.

No Don Knotts?

Missing Brett Kavanaugh, Herschel Walker, Sean Hannity, Jesse Watters, Blake Masters, and of course, Donald Trump.

Shitty list

For a moment I thought number 3 was Charles Manson

Well, at least Chalamet isn't on the list.

[quote] Oh, I have NO problem with Lenny Kravitz being on this list

I do. You ask a hundred people to make this list and he would be no where to be found. It’s ridiculous.

Beatrice Arthur

Caitlyn Jenner

rock hudson, james garner, alain delon, robert redford, gary cooper, gregory peck and steve mcqueen would like a word.

Compiled by the Institute of the Blind.

R89 Dev Patel is Asian as well.

South Asian R105.

He's ugly

R106 Sure, but that doesn’t make India not be in Asia.

Two Idri!

What in the world?

No Jonathan Bailey. Or any other out gay actor. That fact that Pascal is closeted (with a wink) just reinforces the idea that gay dudes aren’t hot to straight women.

Pedro must've paid to be on this list and break the top 5. Pedro, hotter than Greek sex god Theo James? Please.

How is James Spader not on there?

[quote] No Jonathan Bailey. Or any other out gay actor. That fact that Pascal is closeted (with a wink) just reinforces the idea that gay dudes aren’t hot to straight women.

Why should they be?

[quote][R106] Sure, but that doesn’t make India not be in Asia.

Turkey is in Asia too. Does that make Turkeys Asian?

[quote] Bad Bunny? wtf?!!

It is the Calvin Klein ads. He was super-hot in those ads.

[quote] Two Idri!

No Jonai?

[quote] Pedro, hotter than Greek sex god Theo James?

Theo is a hot brown man. In contrast Pedro is not sexy at all.

That list is pathetic. Brando in his prime deserves to be #1. Kravitz and Tupac aren't fit to lick Brando's balls.

Just reading the list if enough reason for asking this thread to be removed.

[quote]That list is pathetic. Brando in his prime deserves to be #1. Kravitz and Tupac aren't fit to lick Brando's balls.

Brando did enough licking and sucking the genitals of black men himself...

Rami Malek above Chris Evans AND Henry Cavill????

R121 that photo is supposedly of Brando sucking off his best friend Wally Cox, but it has never been proven to be him or them.

Charles Melton IS super hot tho. Maybe on a list of "up and coming "hottest men alive.

Any list of the hottest men alive without Guy Madison on it is a joke.

That's not necessarily a black man or even necessarily Brando, R121. But as R123 pointed out, it may or may not be Wally Cox. In other words, who the fuck knows?

Harper’s Bazaar named actors and a few singers.

What about handsome politicians?

[quote][R121] that photo is supposedly of Brando sucking off his best friend Wally Cox, but it has never been proven to be him or them.

Looks like him to me. And, Marlon did have flings with Marvin Gaye and Richard Pryor, so…

Where is our dear lord sweet little baby jesus on that list?

No Jimmy Garoppolo?

Any list that has Tupac at #2, let alone on the list at all, is not a serious list.

I mean...really?

R131 I mean, if they just *had* to have at least three black men in the top 10, couldn't they have chosen Michael B. Jordan? Shemar Moore? Jesse Williams? Sidney Poitier?

Wilford Brimley and Dom DeLuise not being on this list is a crime.

R133 Well, if Tupac can be on it, I guess Wilford and Dom can, too.

No Burt Reynolds? He was THE 1970s male sex symbol.

No Robert Conrad? The fantasy of every young gayling during the Wild, Wild West days?

How high were they when they made tupac#2?

R132/R134’s posts smack of racism. Who said that they “had” to have black men in the top 10? Maybe the people who cultivated the list picked the men based on their own subjective opinions of handsomeness and sexual energy and was not thinking in terms of skin color the way that you two were. And, as questionable as some of his antics were, Tupac Shakur was not an ugly man.

These lists are always terrible but this is the worst of all time and I can't imagine it will ever be beat.

R137 Tupac is no way, shape, or form the #2 hottest man of all time.

That's not racist. That's just a fact.

R137 So hot. I'm surprised he wasn't #1.

Please clarify. Does "hot" merely mean "handsome face and nice body", or does it include the promise of heat between the sheets as well?

Because people like Marlon Brando and Rudolph Nureyev (a surprise omission from the list) oozed sex from every pore, whereas even in their prime Robert Redford and Brad Pitt were more in the "lovely to look at" range.

The guy on the left didn't even make the list. The guy on the right is #2.

Make that make sense.

I don't think I ever heard anyone EVER refer to Tupac as "hot."

And suddenly, he's the second hottest man of all time.

Did his family pay Harper's to get him on the list?

Endora used to read a magazine entitled Harpies Bizarre. Evidently this list came from them.

R115 If they are on the eastern side of the Bosporus, then yes. Everyone in Istanbul refers to the two sides as the “Asian side” and the “European side”.

Unsure why this is controversial…

Are Iranians and Iraqis Asian? What about Borat?

[quote]Theo is a hot brown man. In contrast Pedro is not sexy at all.

Is Pedro not a brown man too?

R35, agreed! Malik has always looked like a chicken embryo to me.

And Shemar Moore has always looked like that bald head of his is completely empty.

[quote] Are Iranians and Iraqis Asian? What about Borat?

Yes. Americans seem to limit their consideration of who is Asian to East Asians. I recall after the London subway bombings there was an American reporter reporting from London who said that a suspect was described as looking Asian by locals. She said something like “He doesn’t look Asian to me.” She said he looks Arabic, Middle Eastern, Indian, Muslim (I don’t remember which she said). She said there must be some misunderstanding (yeah by her).

So what do Londoners call real Asians?

No dogs, no real Asians

These superlatives are stupid.

[quote] Is Pedro not a brown man too?

He is. That’s why I compared and contrasted Theo and Pedro.

R151, huh?

R153, but Pedro is white. Why are you comparing a white man to a POC?

Charming!

And what’s wrong with that sign?

[quote] but Pedro is white

?

No Bowen Yang?

Bowman Yang isn’t white.

surprised Marty Feldman didn’t make the list

Posting this for R146 so he can take up his beefs on the continents with the ancient Greeks.

Bad Bunny??? And half the others???

What nitwits at HB composed this silly list?

R161 Well, if Tupac can...

Nick Scotti is number one

That list is very DEI.

Some dumb cunt prompted A.I. to make a list of the hottest 60 men of all time and 1) keep them ALL known to the American public and 2) make the list ethnically diverse. 1 minute later they had a list. The stupid cunt rearranged a few names and crossed off 10 men this cunt didn't know. That's the list. So obviously when we think of THE HOTTEST MEN IN THE WORLD OF ALL HUMAN HISTORY, #2 is Tupac.

👍🤡🤡😱😵‍💫

Where is JFK Jr.? It's so sloppy to title the article like that because it's about handsome actors for the most part, and entertainers. It's an AI list and an insult to all human intelligence.

[quote]So what do Londoners call real Asians?

If you mean people from places like China and Vietnam, I think they call them East Asians.

Charles Melton is indeed beautiful.

Weird poll of meh dudes. He's cute in a pocket sort of way, but...

His angst, pathos, and ultimate tragedy is what keeps James Dean so popular.

I often find him annoying onscreen, but in still photographs, he still grabs me.