Dollface I guess.
Hot lifeguard saves dumbass deer who waded out into the ocean
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2025 6:10 PM |
Dollface thread.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 10, 2025 2:59 PM |
Why didn’t they save the dumbass buffalo?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 10, 2025 3:02 PM |
"Chase Hunter" sounds like a porn name. Good thing he looks the part.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 10, 2025 3:10 PM |
The deer saw what the whales were doing and thought it would try the equivalent.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 10, 2025 3:12 PM |
Has a good heart, but not hot. Neither of them.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 10, 2025 3:16 PM |
Sweet and brave although somewhat reckless. I'd imagine a panicked deer could do a lot of damage.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 10, 2025 3:17 PM |
I was at the beach once when a deer was in the water, out somewhat far. A rescue boat then went out to capture it, and chased it back and forth along the length of the harbor where this beach is. The poor dear, er, deer, was all worn out when they finally captured it with a net and brought it on the boat. So I guess deer do this.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 10, 2025 3:18 PM |
Well, that was nice of them. Deer CAN swim, though. I live in the Bay Area, and they are known to swim from the mainland to Angel Island and back.
That deer clearly wasn't one of the sharpest tools in the shed - it looked young and obviously didn't fathom the risks that the ocean holds.
Either that, or it was a Gen Z deer, overcome with the stress, trials and tribulations of today's deer society and it was trying to commit suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2025 3:21 PM |
Oh deer!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 10, 2025 3:23 PM |
I just wanted to go swimming, bitch!
Leave me alone
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 10, 2025 3:28 PM |
[quote] A rescue boat
Was it a rescue boat?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 10, 2025 3:34 PM |
R12 It was a police boat.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 10, 2025 3:42 PM |
He saved the thing but now it's gonna step out into traffic and kill a family of four. Let nature play out. Everyone has to be a hero for clicks and likes.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2025 3:49 PM |
The deer: “I’ll do it again. I’ll do it again!”
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2025 3:56 PM |
[quote] Everyone has to be a hero for clicks and likes.
He did it for the lolz!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2025 4:03 PM |
You see, Mr. Hunter? In the water I’m a very skinny deer.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2025 4:13 PM |
Tune in again soon for the further adventures of Chase Hunter, Florida Ocean Rescue!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2025 4:15 PM |
Confused little citizen.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2025 6:07 PM |
[quote]Chase Hunter" sounds like a porn name.
That's because it IS.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2025 6:10 PM |