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What is happening in this photo featuring Mormon homosexual, David Archuleta?

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by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2025 1:53 PM

I just shit my drawers!

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2025 4:19 AM

"Damn you, Simon Cowell!!"

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2025 4:20 AM

"Uploading this content requires registration."

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2025 4:23 AM

Are those mormon tighty-whities?

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2025 4:24 AM

"Adjusting to this unholy underwear can be agonizing."

by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2025 4:27 AM

Tucking ain’t for sissies!

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2025 4:49 AM

The puniest of puny cocklets.

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2025 5:06 AM

Stop it, Joseph Smith!

by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2025 5:10 AM

When I think about you I touch myself

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2025 5:29 AM

"My cock is here . . . somewhere."

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2025 5:40 AM

David is as unsure of what is going on as the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2025 5:49 AM

“WHERE’S THE BEEF?!?”

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2025 5:50 AM

As I said on the other thread, I think David may be deliberately blocking his crotch in order to hide any VPL.

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2025 6:48 AM

I find him boring. I really do. He's one of "those" gays. So desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2025 6:54 AM

She's touching a cock for the very first time!

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2025 6:58 AM

Where are her "holy" panties ?

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2025 6:59 AM

“Oops I Crapped My Pants” holds a lot of dung!

by Anonymousreply 17July 10, 2025 7:01 AM

He looks like a mediocre hustler who nobody mistakes for a high class escort.

by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2025 7:15 AM

He seems to have a touch of the homosexualist in him.

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2025 7:18 AM

Wait for it! Wait for it! FAAAART

by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2025 1:53 PM
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