Grown-ass man impersonates high school student in Ohio hick town

Oh, dear. Someone should have told Gramps that frosted tips went out of fashion 25 years ago!

This is an OUTRAGE!

R1, I think they’re back.

How do you do, fellow kids?

Oh my!

I thought it was Ryan Phillipe from 1998.

Wait. He looks more like a young Jensen Ackles.

I can relate.

R4, I came here to post the same thing. You beat me to it.

Frosted tips? Looks like Spaghetti O’s on his head.

I think this may be high school student impersonator Ben Platt's big comeback movie role.

He’s got me damp as a cellar down there, all mildewy.

What was his motive to be back in high school? Was he after younger girls (or boys)? I can't imagine wanting to go back and sit in high school classrooms all day

Totally rufus.

R13, he was a reporter trying to write a story about today’s youth.

Tonight, on a very special 21 Jump Street...

The max charges of 30 years in prison seem insanely punitive and costly. Deport him if he’s here illegally (article says he is) and that’s it.

R8 Here's the photo of her/him.

I bet he turned a few heads changing in PE class.

If it's rural Ohio, he probably just hadn't graduated yet.

Labrador-Sierra was charged and more recently indicted in federal court with possession of a firearm by an alien unlawfully in the United States, making a false statement during the purchase of a firearm, and making or using false writings or documents, according to a statement from the Department of Justice.

According to the Department of Justice, Labrador Sierra entered the U.S. legally in 2019 on a B1/B2 tourist visa but overstayed. Investigators say he later assumed a false identity, using a false birthdate to appear younger and enrolling in high school under the name “Anthony Labrador.”

Ahem .....

- Lynn Tornabene

According to authorities, Labrador-Sierra claimed to have been born in 2007; documents and IDs provided by the U.S. Department of Justice, however, appear to show his date of birth as March 27, 2001.

Though he attended Perrysburg High School for more than a year and participated in the school's swim and soccer teams, the school and police began investigating Labrador-Sierra when a woman stated she has a 2-year-old child with Labrador-Sierra and provided a photo of an Ohio driver’s license listing the 2001 birthdate.

WTOL 11 has also learned that the woman believed to be Labrador Sierra’s mother had a listed address in Oregon, Ohio. Oregon City Schools Superintendent Jim Fritz confirmed Tuesday that, to his knowledge, Labrador Sierra never attempted to enroll in that district.

Anthony Emmanuel Labrador-Sierra is accused of misrepresenting himself as a 16-year-old and enrolling in Perrysburg High School in January 2024. A federal complaint alleged Labrador-Sierra claimed to be a homeless immigrant from Venezuela and a victim of human trafficking.

Soccer and swim team photos:

He just wanted to BELONG.

And thinks he belongs where the man goes up inside the jailbait.

It seems like he was pretty integrated being there a year, making it on two sports teams. He was putting in the work. Just let him be. Who was he hurting?

He bought a gun with an illegal ID.

Nothing to see here.