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Grown-ass man impersonates high school student in Ohio hick town

Mama's mussy smells like teen spirit!!

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by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2025 6:12 PM

Oh, dear. Someone should have told Gramps that frosted tips went out of fashion 25 years ago!

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2025 12:04 AM

This is an OUTRAGE!

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2025 12:22 AM

R1, I think they’re back.

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2025 12:24 AM

How do you do, fellow kids?

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2025 12:41 AM

Oh my!

by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2025 12:43 AM

I thought it was Ryan Phillipe from 1998.

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2025 12:43 AM

Wait. He looks more like a young Jensen Ackles.

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2025 12:44 AM

I can relate.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2025 12:47 AM

R4, I came here to post the same thing. You beat me to it.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2025 12:54 AM

Frosted tips? Looks like Spaghetti O’s on his head.

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2025 1:20 AM

I think this may be high school student impersonator Ben Platt's big comeback movie role.

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2025 1:28 AM

He’s got me damp as a cellar down there, all mildewy.

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2025 1:33 AM

What was his motive to be back in high school? Was he after younger girls (or boys)? I can't imagine wanting to go back and sit in high school classrooms all day

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2025 1:36 AM

Totally rufus.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2025 1:36 AM

R13, he was a reporter trying to write a story about today’s youth.

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2025 7:53 AM

Tonight, on a very special 21 Jump Street...

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2025 2:22 PM

The max charges of 30 years in prison seem insanely punitive and costly. Deport him if he’s here illegally (article says he is) and that’s it.

by Anonymousreply 17July 10, 2025 2:28 PM

R8 Here's the photo of her/him.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2025 3:48 PM

I bet he turned a few heads changing in PE class.

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2025 4:21 PM

If it's rural Ohio, he probably just hadn't graduated yet.

by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2025 4:28 PM

Labrador-Sierra was charged and more recently indicted in federal court with possession of a firearm by an alien unlawfully in the United States, making a false statement during the purchase of a firearm, and making or using false writings or documents, according to a statement from the Department of Justice.

According to the Department of Justice, Labrador Sierra entered the U.S. legally in 2019 on a B1/B2 tourist visa but overstayed. Investigators say he later assumed a false identity, using a false birthdate to appear younger and enrolling in high school under the name “Anthony Labrador.”

by Anonymousreply 21July 10, 2025 4:32 PM

Ahem .....

- Lynn Tornabene

by Anonymousreply 22July 10, 2025 4:33 PM

According to authorities, Labrador-Sierra claimed to have been born in 2007; documents and IDs provided by the U.S. Department of Justice, however, appear to show his date of birth as March 27, 2001.

Though he attended Perrysburg High School for more than a year and participated in the school's swim and soccer teams, the school and police began investigating Labrador-Sierra when a woman stated she has a 2-year-old child with Labrador-Sierra and provided a photo of an Ohio driver’s license listing the 2001 birthdate.

by Anonymousreply 23July 10, 2025 4:34 PM

WTOL 11 has also learned that the woman believed to be Labrador Sierra’s mother had a listed address in Oregon, Ohio. Oregon City Schools Superintendent Jim Fritz confirmed Tuesday that, to his knowledge, Labrador Sierra never attempted to enroll in that district.

Anthony Emmanuel Labrador-Sierra is accused of misrepresenting himself as a 16-year-old and enrolling in Perrysburg High School in January 2024. A federal complaint alleged Labrador-Sierra claimed to be a homeless immigrant from Venezuela and a victim of human trafficking.

by Anonymousreply 24July 10, 2025 4:36 PM

Soccer and swim team photos:

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by Anonymousreply 25July 10, 2025 4:37 PM

He just wanted to BELONG.

by Anonymousreply 26July 10, 2025 5:04 PM

And thinks he belongs where the man goes up inside the jailbait.

by Anonymousreply 27July 10, 2025 5:06 PM

It seems like he was pretty integrated being there a year, making it on two sports teams. He was putting in the work. Just let him be. Who was he hurting?

by Anonymousreply 28July 10, 2025 6:10 PM

He bought a gun with an illegal ID.

Nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2025 6:12 PM
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