How comfortable are you in the water?
Jason wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2025 11:58 PM |
Yes. I've been swimming since I was 2 or 3. My grandfather would hold us in the water and tell us to kick, let go, and raise us back up. He'd show us how to go under and come back up and how to hold in our breath. We just mimicked him. Then I had years of swimming lessons. Knowing how "to swim" I usually take as not necessarily knowing all the strokes (though that's part of it), but more so knowing how not to drown - treading water, diving and resurfacing, We'd go swimming without floaties in the deep end of the pool and in lakes where we couldn't always touch the bottom by age 4 or 5 - always supervised of course.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2025 11:59 PM |
In the water I’m a very skinny lady
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 10, 2025 12:01 AM |
I have a medal!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 10, 2025 12:02 AM |
I never learned to swim properly. I sort of make it up as I go
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 10, 2025 12:05 AM |
My grandfather took us to the beach when I was a little kid.. I was playing in the ocean at 3 or 4. Soon swimming and then surfing.
But I never saw a naked ass under water as good as the one in OP's picture.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 10, 2025 12:07 AM |
R5, can you float or doggy-paddle?
OP here, and a very good (formerly great) swimmer. Kinda need to be a very good swimmer for my active hobby (open water canoeing and kayaking).
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 10, 2025 12:09 AM |
Is that his wee-wee OP?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 10, 2025 12:18 AM |
My parents couldn't swim and were afraid of water. I tried to explain you just kick and thrash til you stay afloat. But it was too abstract for them to grasp.
When they wanted to move the family out of town there were two choices: a man-made lake community with laid back kids who smoked pot and ran around half-naked all day. Or a backwoods redneck area with a gravel road and people right out of Children Of The Corn. My parents didn't want people to know they couldn't swim- so guess where we ended-up?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2025 12:26 AM |
I was before I turned into a whale.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 10, 2025 1:00 AM |
I'm a pretty good swimmer and have been comfortable in the water since early childhood. I grew up next to a creek and spent every summer of my childhood swimming there or in nearby rivers and lakes. However, I am also extremely cautious around natural bodies of water, especially rivers and the ocean—my dad instilled the fear of God in me about this and I was made to understand from a very young age how powerful and unpredictable water can be. I think this saved me from getting myself into any bad situations over the years. Even the greatest swimmer can be taken under if in the worst circumstances. Basically, I am confident, but I also take the water very seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 10, 2025 2:18 AM |
Excellent swimmer here. My parents made sure my brothers and I had swimming lessons when were were kids.
Swimming lessons should be mandatory in schools.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 10, 2025 2:48 AM |
Good enough for a D1 scholarship.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2025 2:50 AM |
Half the battle is being comfortable in the water in addition to knowing swimming techniques. I totally understand why it's hard to learn past a certain point or if you've ever had even a moderate bad experience in the water.
Just a couple weeks ago I went swimming in the ocean in Miami. First time in a long time I had been in the ocean and it was glorious. Particularly since Florida water is so warm (at least it was when I was there).
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2025 3:00 AM |
I'm with r13 BPC. Spent my summers next to a lake and also took lessons at the Y. Worked as a junior lifeguard. Love the wayer.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2025 3:01 AM |
R8, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2025 3:05 AM |
[quote] Half the battle is being comfortable in the water in addition to knowing swimming techniques.
R15, this is absolutely true. One of my sisters had a near-drowning experience as a little girl. She's never recovered a healthy approach to water ever since.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2025 3:09 AM |
I'm a great swimmer but not good enough to beat other boys, so.........Now, I'm a champion!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2025 3:17 AM |
I think a huge factor in drownings or near-drownings is often panic. When you panic, your nervous system goes into overdrive, and you expel your oxygen rapidly, which is a recipe for disaster when you're in the water. I've always been told that if you get pulled under (i.e. in an undertow in a river) or get taken out by a current/riptide in the ocean, you are supposed to let the water do as it will and not fight it. Obviously this is easier said than done, but I think in certain situations it really increases your outcome of surviving. Thankfully, I've never been in a situation like this, so I can't say from experience.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 10, 2025 3:25 AM |
Even a natural and experienced swimmer can have fears at times. Our family were all "water babies" our parents had us floating before we could walk.
But once in the ocean off Cape Cod, I think it was Marconi beach? Is that a place? my father and I got caught in an undertow. Scary as hell but we made it out on our own. Never swim alone in a natural setting. I couldn't go deeper than my waist in the ocean for years. Felt safer in the lake.
Another time I was water-skiing on another, much larger, nearby lake and a near collision with another boat sent me flying into a dock. Both legs broken, one in 4 places, steel bars still there. But the scary part was trying to keep afloat when I had no use of one leg. No water for two months.
Physio in a heated pool.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 10, 2025 3:32 AM |
Is that Pete Buttigieg in Malta, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 10, 2025 3:34 AM |
R22, ;)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 10, 2025 3:38 AM |
I swim year round for fitness and love lakes and the ocean. However I would never swim in the ocean without a lifeguard.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 10, 2025 3:42 AM |
I’m a fish. Or a hippo. I feel as light as air and graceful as a feather on it.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 10, 2025 3:47 AM |
Buck wasn't, to be honest.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 10, 2025 3:54 AM |
R26, lol
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 10, 2025 5:00 AM |
R22, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 10, 2025 5:33 AM |
My mother never learned how to swim because she grew up in New Mexico and the only body of water there was the Rio Grand river which had annual drownings like what's going on in Texas right now. So as very young kids living in California she made all of us kids take multiple rounds of swimming lessons at the local high school. I would hang out at the beach almost every day I could during the summer, LOVED swimming in the ocean....until Jaws came out.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 10, 2025 5:40 AM |
I can swim and swim a lot, can do up to over 5km in one go without a break. I'm not fast though, and my technique isnt great. Doesnt stop me though, I do 2km laps every day
Didnt really know how to swim until my early 40's, taught myself, started by taking a running jump into a pool I thought was 1.4 metres deep. Upon landing in the water I realised the sign actually said 4.4 metres. I swam, didnt have no choice. Now I really enjoy it. Have music to swim to, that helps keep me motivated
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 10, 2025 10:27 AM |
You ain’t bright, child.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 10, 2025 10:52 AM |
Why no shrinkage on that glorious man in OP's photo? I have a decent dick, but the moment I hit water, it turns into a peanut.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 10, 2025 10:54 AM |
Hopefully this isn't a Rose question, but you have music to swim to... are you alone at your own pool? or some kind of water-proof headphones? or?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 10, 2025 10:55 AM |
I wish I were. I can barely stay afloat if the need arises, or make some feeble effort toward safety. Despite growing up near the ocean and around pools, I only learned a really rudimentary level of safety. It puts a damper on pool parties, and beach holidays and activities are not generally a priority (beach people it seems, find it incomprehensible that anyone might not be a beach person: "but you can lie on the beach, no?", "well, you can cover your body in a thick paste of sunscreen, no? you wouldn't like doing that for hours on end? Hmm, very strange," Or, finally, "well you could go in the very edge of the water and get your ankles wet, no?" (as if the water were acid.)
Anyway, I've not petrified of the water. If I had a pool and a trusted friend, I would, without undue trepidation, set about learning, but at my age it's anything but a priority.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 10, 2025 10:58 AM |
I’m a former lifeguard I don’t get to swim very often anymore but when I do, I’m very good at it still.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 10, 2025 11:02 AM |
One would hope so….
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 10, 2025 11:13 AM |
Not really.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2025 12:24 PM |
I have always been an excellent swimmer, literally from the age of 2. Our neighbors and close family friends back in 1955 had a big pool in their back yard. My older brother and sister would often swim with their kids. My older sister had been tasked with taking care of me for a few minutes while our mother ran an errand. Little did my mother know. My sister and brother were invited over to swim by one of the neighbor kids and they knew the only way they could go was to take me with them. I took to the water like a fish and once all the older kids saw I was just a natural swimmer they let me do my thing at the shallow end. I eventually moved to the diving board, training pants & all. My sister had left a note for my mother telling her where we were. When she came home she walked over to the neighbors and came inside the gate only to see me standing on the end of the diving board ready to flail myself into the water. They said she screamed like a banshee as it jumped and stood there watching me swim over to the side of the pool where one of the big kids pulled me out. Needless to say my brother and sister had some telling to do, but apparently they finally got my mother to understand that I swam like a fish. At this point 70 years later, the only thing I remember about that day was when I was standing on the end of that diving board and seeing the look of terror on my mother's face as she came inside the gate. Even though I was a natural my siblings got into huge trouble with my parents and the neighbor kids all got it from their parents when they found out what the big kids had let me do. But later on in life my mother revealed how proud she was of me that I could do that at such a young age and it gave her a lot of comfort that I could take care of myself like that. Taking care of myself became the focus of my life, even now that I'm edging closer to the end of it.
I was also a natural at bike riding. I got my first bike at the age of 4. My father was preparing to install the training wheels when I just hopped on and took off riding it like I had been doing it for years. My father stood there with a training wheel in his hand looking stunned and when I rode back up to him he said "well, I guess we don't need these, do we?".
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2025 12:26 PM |
I can get myself out of the water if I fall in, unless there's a strong current or undertow. I can swim a clumsy combo crawl/doggie thing for about 50-100 feet and can tread water well enough. R20's advice about not panicking is so true. One time in college I was drunkenly thrown into a deep end of a pool in the dark, and I just came up and treaded water calmly until I could kind of see where the ladder was. A panic attack might have finished me off.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2025 12:30 PM |
I never learned properly but I can float really well, have nearly fallen asleep in a warm pool while floating but I don’t like the water. I can dog paddle but probably not long enough to get out of trouble. I am very cautious though. My niece and nephew took swimming lessons when they were very young and you can see how confident they are in the water.
A friend emailed me a while back that she and another friend were traveling and stopped to eat at a new place that had a pool. My other friend decided to go for a swim and dove in, paddled around, and then discovered there was no ladder or steps to get out. I wouldn’t be able to hoist myself out of deep water and the thought of this gave me nightmares.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2025 1:07 PM |
OPs picture makes me horny. Very much so.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2025 2:02 PM |
Is that a rudder sticking down in the water in OP's pick?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 10, 2025 2:07 PM |
R40 a corpse floats, too. Are you a corpse?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2025 2:42 PM |
OP- Who wants to go swimming?!
You LOST AGAIN!
I will ALWAYS beat you!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 2:46 PM |
I will never understand people who don't teach their children to swim. Classes are free or dirt cheap at Easter Seals or the Y.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 10, 2025 2:54 PM |
Easter Seals? A crip pool?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 10, 2025 3:21 PM |
Peter Marshall: Does Mark Spitz believe swimming in the nude helps you go faster?
Paul Lynde: Well, it's easier to steer.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 10, 2025 3:24 PM |
R46 They offer swim lessons for everyone, with or without disabilities.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 10, 2025 3:35 PM |
I'm worried about the dude in OP's photo. A snapping turtle could come along and bite his peen off!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 10, 2025 3:40 PM |
Or Aquaman might come from his lair and blow him and then mount that nice ass.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 10, 2025 3:50 PM |
My father showed me how to swim when I was young, maybe 5. I took lessons at the YMCA, and took swimming as my gym requirement in HS. I loved it. I was especially fond of it in HS, as my locker was located in between the lockers of two of the best-looking guys in my school. We could swim naked if we wanted, but those two loved putting on a fashion show every couple of days, so I joined them. No Speedos, just baggy, surfer-type suits from the original RonJon surf shop.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 10, 2025 4:31 PM |
Redneck shit.
Hang Ten or OP was where it was at …
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 10, 2025 4:43 PM |
[quote] We could swim naked if we wanted,
Lucky. Effort and travel now has to be made for that.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 10, 2025 6:50 PM |
I grew up at the beach in the summer and we had a boat. The town had an incredible aquatic complex, too, so we swam year round, not that common in 1950s New England.
We had to take the Red Cross lifesaving classes in order to sail in the club races. You had to wear a life jacket, too, in order to sail. They weren’t gonna lose someone’s kid overboard because they couldn’t swim.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 10, 2025 7:20 PM |
Does anybody else enjoy open water swimming?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 10, 2025 7:22 PM |
I've known how to swim since swim classes at age 6, and can still stay afloat, but no one would consider me a "good" swimmer.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 10, 2025 7:25 PM |
Honest question R55 - what is open water swimming. Obviously in a body of open water, but do you have to be a minimum distance from shore. I'll swim off of a boat in the middle of lake I'm familiar with, not close to shore. The ocean, no. I'd usually have to be fairly close to shore, but not necessarily in an area shallow enough to stand with my head exposed. When in Miami a few weeks ago, I was surprised at how far out the buoys were to mark the end of the swimming area at the beach I was at. I wouldn't go all the way out there. But, I was a first-timer at that beach.
I wonder if I'd jump off a boat far from shore if I was sailing in the Mediterranean - if others did and it was a known area where people do that. It seems like a very "European movie" thing to do. Ha.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2025 7:30 PM |
R57, in the open ocean, I swim out about as far as where the pier ends, and we (always with a buddy) sometimes swim from pier to pier. It's a huge workout and has to be done in the early morning before the chop and swell of waves gets rougher. But it's very freeing and rewarding and feels so different from a pool or where people are wading. I've always taken open water swimming to mean any natural body of water that isn't a pool and where people are no longer standing/wading.
I definitely wouldn't open water swim any lake or body of water that I'm not familiar with. You never know what hazards lurk beneath. But I kayak/canoe solo a lot of the time (go figure).
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 10, 2025 9:46 PM |