We need some new Barbies*

Irritable Bowl Syndrome Barbie

IBS-D Barbie

Fibro Barbie

Diarrhea Barbie

Einstein Visa Barbie!

St. Vitus' Dance Barbie

Mounjaro Barbie

Strung out Barbie

Bulimic Barbie

Trailer Park Barbie

Jardiance Barbie

Conjoined Twins Barbie.

(although it will cost more}

Cheryl Barbie

Zipper Tits transman Barbie-to-Barty

Explosive Diarrhea Barbie modeled after Kristin Davis.

Lindsay Graham Barbie

Abortion Clinic Barbie

Mar-A-Lago Barbie.

Kosplay Kristi - comes with 5 outfits and spackle for her face

Gay incel Ken. Slurs against people with Down’s Syndrome are what he considers the height of humor and wit.

Nervous Breakdown Barbie

R21 Do you get a paper bag and pack of smokes?

Covid Barbie

I’ve Been Groomed Barbie

I Like Blue Barbie

EHLER'S-DANOS BARBIE!

Think of the possibilities!

Fibromyalgia barbie

Domestic violence Barbie.

Ken has had enough of her whoring around the neighborhood and not cooking a decent meal.

Hooker Barbie

Republican Cunt Barbie: Bleach blonde with a butch body.

My first tampon Barbie

I Have the Measles Barbie with Monkey Pox Ken

<- Meet Barbie's friend Jill.

Frau Barbie.

MAGA Barbie. Comes with a gun, a baby, and a Bible.

OP is slipping, Diabetes Barbie just came out for actual release yesterday.

Diabetes Barbie needs an amputated leg and a dialysis catheter.

^^and a piece of hard candy to put in her mouth when her blood sugar crashes to avoid the dreaded Diabetic Coma™️

Datalounge Barbie

Riding the Bus with my Sister Barbie

Shitbra Barbie

Brigitte Macron Barbie. 16 yo Emmanuel sold separately

Ummm, guys. Come ON.

LENS DUNHAM BARBIE.

Accessories include awful taffeta prom(-like) dress, removable uterus and ovaries.

Pebbles available separately.

Chrissy Metz Barbie.

Data Lounge Barbie?

DONE:

BIG BOOTY BARBIE

BBL BARBIE

Can't see it r45

Morgellons Barbie.

Gender queer Barbie with their signature outfit of basketball shorts and oversized hoodie.

Hairy Pussy Barbie.

Double mastectomy Barbie.

Datalounge Ken

Fat, judgmental, and dressed 30 years younger than his age.

Data Lounge Barbie? Lets try this again.

DONE:

Pregnant Barbie

Bud Light Barbie

SJP Barbie

Karen Barbie

ICE Barbie

Dawson Ken

Bath Salt Zombie Barbie

Sharon Stone Barbie

Glenn Close Oscar…err, I meant Barbie

Golden Corral Barbie

Amputee Barbie

Car Crash Barbie

Sexual Harassment Barbie

Bonnie Frankin Barbie

Brendad Ickson Barbie

Botox ‘N Filler Barbie, comes with a three month supply of injectables.

Sugar Baby Barbie! (aka JorDON Hudson Barbie)

Comes with stripper-tastic outfit, DD implants, and bright red lipstick.

Philosophy textbook sold separately.

Onlyfans Barbie. You fill her up and she squirts.

Homeless Barbie and her Dream Refrigerator Box

Peanut Allergy Barbie

Did anyone say Autism Spectrum Disorder Barbie yet?

Disney Adult Barbie

Back Alley Abortion Barbie

Netflix 'n Chill Barbie

Tori Spelling Barbie.

Tattoo Barbie

Aaron Rodger's "wife" Barbie.

Waffle House LaKeisha

Ear-gauged, nose-ringed, cheek-pierced Goth Barbie

ICE Agent Barbie.

Carnival Cruise Ghetto Barbie

DelMonico's restaurant Barbie.

R80 it has a detachable penis

Spirit Airlines Meltdown Barbie

Lena Dunham Barbie - costs more cause its triple the packaging

Anna Wintour Barbie

r88 see r43. Much funnier.

Yeah, “Lena” disqualifies you for DL.

Hoarders Barbie. She has flat cats, black mold, and bags of poop in her dilapidated Dreamhouse.

R90 - you are right.

It is much funnier… but I will admit to scrolling to the end of this thread to post and not noticing that someone had already targeted the whale…

Genocide Barbie.

Terrorist Barbie

Klaus Barbie.

Detention Camp Barbie

Crazy Cat Lady Barbie.

*Cats sold separately*

[quote] Klaus Barbie

My favorite!

Duchess of Sussex Barbie

BBBB: Big Black Booty Barbie.

Fingered Miranda Barbie.

The gorgeous Caitlyn Barbie!

(Detachable penis included)

Fentanyl Barbie. Comes permanently bent at the waist.

Caitlyn Barbie also drives a convertible Barbiemobile to run over unsuspecting pedestrians.

Caitlyn Barbie also comes with gorgeous Bruce.

Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.

[quote] Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.

But is it removable AND re-attachable?

R108 Not removable. She's not Whore Barbie!

OF Barbie

Polio Barbie (iron lung sold separately)

Drowned in Texas Barbie, soggy maga cap included.

Nun Barbie

Little People Barbie

Lesbian Barbie. U-Haul and pitbulls sold separately.

Zero Drive Barbie

Whoopie Barbie

R117 Is she a racist, angry, bitter old cunt? Does she have dreads?

Skid Row Barbie

Irish Rosie Barbie. Comes with a tiny bottle of Guinness.

Roseanne Barbie.

Comes with an endless array of bizarre tweets/posts/comments, most of them angry and stupid.

Tom Arnold doll NOT sold separately and can't be found anywhere NEAR her Roseanne Barbie..

Yeast Infection Barbie.

*Vagisil sold separately*

Misogyny Barbie

Dirty Sanchez Barbie

Trailer Trash Barbie.

Tattoo Barbie, with stick on tattoos for you too!

Joan Rivers Barbie.

Here ya go, #39

Trans Woman of Color Genocide Victim Barbie

Prolapse Ken

Big Boobs Barbie

SATC2 Irish Nanny Barbie

Emotional Squirrel Flyer Barbie

Hillary Barbie. Basket of Deplorables available separately.

Selfie Barbie, complete with authentic volcano backdrop!

Serial killer Barbie

Meth head toothless Barbie

Bad Hair Day Barbie.

Menopause Barbie (bitch IS over 60).

Midol, Xanax and Chardonnay included.

Scoliosis Barbie.

Smart Barbie.

Social Anxiety Barbie.

Amway Barbie. Product samples included.

Lady Boss Barbie, she prefers to sell World Ventures

Seema Barbie with eye patch.

Yassssss Barbie.

Scientology Barbie.

Judgemental Sister of Dawson (of 50 Loads Weekend fame) Barbie.

Caitlyn Barbie also comes with a MAGA hat and stolen clothes from his daughter in the trunk.

Firestarter 🔥 Barbie

Trans Barbie

Meth-mouth Barbie

Melanoma Barbie, formerly known as Malibu Barbie. Comes complete with Mohs surgery bandages, SPF 80 and a wide-brimmed hat.

MILF Barbie

Uniboob Barbie.

WAP Barbie

AI Barbie.

Mastectomy Barbie.

Former Miss West Virginia and fine Christian woman Barbie with an ungrateful pint sized harlot for a daughter.

R155 comes with refillable tank, it opens in the back and then the water comes out 💦

Toothless British Barbie.

Mary Lou Barbie. Comes with a GoFundMe account, toy Porsche, and lots of wine. Police doll sold separately.

Jojo "Fakebian" Siwa Barbie.

Drowned Camper Barbie

Britney Jean Barbie. She comes in cutoffs, dirty feet and messy hair and special nail sets to scratch her cooter with.

Urinary Tract Infection Barbie. Comes with a small bottle of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice.

Amelia Earhart Barbie. It’s an empty box.

French Barbie. Comes with wine and armpit hair.

Barbie’s friend, Anatomically Correct Anal Annie

Marilyn Monroe Barbie.

*Barbiturates sold separately*

Progeria Barbie.

Tammy Faye Baker Barbie. Comes with a tub of mascara.

Scat Barbie

Boob Job Barbie.

Press the button on her stomach and watch the girls magically inflate!

Shelly Winters Barbie

Jerri Blank Barbie. Overbite and squirrel covers included.

“My First Time” Barbie and Ken playset.

Now with actual genitalia. Insert Ken’s penis into Barbie’s vagina. The faster you move them, the more they moan!

“Be Kind” Barbie. Complete with blue hair, black glasses and a pronoun badge.

Transgender Barbie with male and female sex organs.

Early Onset Alzheimer's Barbie.

1057 in a Single Day Barbie

AKA Bonnie Blue Barbie

Comes with bruises, a slime trail, and lost eye lashes.

Linda Lavin Barbie. She Boppity Bops.

⚡️Fatass Barbie in Yoga Pants⚡️

Miscarriage Barbie with reusable fetus

Rock Barbie

Ivanka Barbie. She's life size so Daddy can fuck her!

Covid Vaccine Injury Barbie. Comes with green scaly skin and a third leg.

Stabby Barbie

5150 Barbie

Lactation Consultant Barbie

Total Recall Mars Freak Three-Boobed Barbie.

Haemorrhoid Barbie

Tender to the Touch Barbie.

Instagram Barbie. Comes with a cliff she can fall off taking a selfie.

Dildo Barbie.

Evangelical Barbie.

Beef Curtains Barbie.

Wet Ass Pussy Barbie

Basic Instinct Barbie. Comes with a peek-a-boo pussy.

Budget Facelift Barbie

Vairst Leddy Barbie

Karen Barbie

Bougie Barbie

Gen Z Barbie. No head included.

Elderly Barbie.

Bea Arthur Barbie. You push a button on her back and she says CUNT!!

BDSM Barbie - Her dominatrix ensemble includes a strap-on with which to peg Ken. And yes, you'll have to buy the version of him with the anatomically-correct hole.

Miranda Barbie - Pre Che

Miranda Barbie - Post Che

Alopecia Barbie

Lorena Bobbitt Barbie

Neurodivergent Barbie, Medically induced coma Barbie, sexually assualted Barbie, Late in life Lesbian Barbie

British Ellen Barbie. Comes with a sample of Kind Science facial moisturizer.

Freeway Protester Barbie. Comes with a flag and fill her with water so she can spit at cops!

Cryogenic Barbie