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We need some new Barbies*

There's Disabled Barbie, Retarded Barbie, Diabetic Barbie... any ideas?

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by Anonymousreply 124July 11, 2025 12:19 AM

Irritable Bowl Syndrome Barbie

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2025 9:42 PM

IBS-D Barbie

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2025 9:43 PM

Fibro Barbie

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2025 9:43 PM

Diarrhea Barbie

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2025 9:49 PM

Einstein Visa Barbie!

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2025 9:54 PM

St. Vitus' Dance Barbie

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2025 9:56 PM

Mounjaro Barbie

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2025 9:56 PM

Strung out Barbie

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2025 9:56 PM

Bulimic Barbie

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2025 9:57 PM

Trailer Park Barbie

by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2025 9:57 PM

Jardiance Barbie

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2025 9:58 PM

Conjoined Twins Barbie.

(although it will cost more}

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2025 10:01 PM

Cheryl Barbie

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2025 10:02 PM

Zipper Tits transman Barbie-to-Barty

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2025 10:13 PM

Explosive Diarrhea Barbie modeled after Kristin Davis.

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2025 10:14 PM

Lindsay Graham Barbie

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2025 10:15 PM

Abortion Clinic Barbie

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2025 10:18 PM

Mar-A-Lago Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2025 10:21 PM

Kosplay Kristi - comes with 5 outfits and spackle for her face

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2025 10:30 PM

Gay incel Ken. Slurs against people with Down’s Syndrome are what he considers the height of humor and wit.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2025 10:58 PM

Nervous Breakdown Barbie

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2025 11:25 PM

R21 Do you get a paper bag and pack of smokes?

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2025 11:29 PM

Covid Barbie

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2025 11:30 PM

I’ve Been Groomed Barbie

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2025 11:32 PM

I Like Blue Barbie

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2025 11:35 PM

EHLER'S-DANOS BARBIE!

Think of the possibilities!

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2025 11:36 PM

Fibromyalgia barbie

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2025 11:57 PM

Domestic violence Barbie.

Ken has had enough of her whoring around the neighborhood and not cooking a decent meal.

by Anonymousreply 28July 10, 2025 12:01 AM

Hooker Barbie

by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2025 12:08 AM

Republican Cunt Barbie: Bleach blonde with a butch body.

by Anonymousreply 30July 10, 2025 12:20 AM

My first tampon Barbie

by Anonymousreply 31July 10, 2025 12:22 AM

I Have the Measles Barbie with Monkey Pox Ken

by Anonymousreply 32July 10, 2025 12:29 AM

<- Meet Barbie's friend Jill.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 10, 2025 12:30 AM

Frau Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 34July 10, 2025 12:39 AM

MAGA Barbie. Comes with a gun, a baby, and a Bible.

by Anonymousreply 35July 10, 2025 12:43 AM

OP is slipping, Diabetes Barbie just came out for actual release yesterday.

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by Anonymousreply 36July 10, 2025 12:48 AM

Diabetes Barbie needs an amputated leg and a dialysis catheter.

by Anonymousreply 37July 10, 2025 12:51 AM

^^and a piece of hard candy to put in her mouth when her blood sugar crashes to avoid the dreaded Diabetic Coma™️

by Anonymousreply 38July 10, 2025 12:52 AM

Datalounge Barbie

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2025 12:53 AM

Riding the Bus with my Sister Barbie

by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2025 12:54 AM

Shitbra Barbie

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2025 12:55 AM

Brigitte Macron Barbie. 16 yo Emmanuel sold separately

by Anonymousreply 42July 10, 2025 1:01 AM

Ummm, guys. Come ON.

LENS DUNHAM BARBIE.

Accessories include awful taffeta prom(-like) dress, removable uterus and ovaries.

Pebbles available separately.

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2025 1:03 AM

Chrissy Metz Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2025 1:05 AM

Data Lounge Barbie?

DONE:

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by Anonymousreply 45July 10, 2025 1:16 AM

BIG BOOTY BARBIE

by Anonymousreply 46July 10, 2025 1:21 AM

BBL BARBIE

by Anonymousreply 47July 10, 2025 1:22 AM

Can't see it r45

by Anonymousreply 48July 10, 2025 1:23 AM

Morgellons Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 49July 10, 2025 1:23 AM

Gender queer Barbie with their signature outfit of basketball shorts and oversized hoodie.

by Anonymousreply 50July 10, 2025 1:23 AM

Hairy Pussy Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 51July 10, 2025 1:28 AM

Double mastectomy Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 52July 10, 2025 1:31 AM

Datalounge Ken

Fat, judgmental, and dressed 30 years younger than his age.

by Anonymousreply 53July 10, 2025 1:35 AM

Data Lounge Barbie? Lets try this again.

DONE:

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by Anonymousreply 54July 10, 2025 1:38 AM

Pregnant Barbie

by Anonymousreply 55July 10, 2025 1:41 AM

Bud Light Barbie

by Anonymousreply 56July 10, 2025 1:43 AM

SJP Barbie

by Anonymousreply 57July 10, 2025 1:44 AM

Karen Barbie

by Anonymousreply 58July 10, 2025 1:45 AM

ICE Barbie

by Anonymousreply 59July 10, 2025 1:50 AM

Dawson Ken

by Anonymousreply 60July 10, 2025 1:52 AM

Bath Salt Zombie Barbie

by Anonymousreply 61July 10, 2025 1:53 AM

Sharon Stone Barbie

by Anonymousreply 62July 10, 2025 1:53 AM

Glenn Close Oscar…err, I meant Barbie

by Anonymousreply 63July 10, 2025 1:54 AM

Golden Corral Barbie

by Anonymousreply 64July 10, 2025 1:55 AM

Amputee Barbie

Car Crash Barbie

by Anonymousreply 65July 10, 2025 2:15 AM

Sexual Harassment Barbie

by Anonymousreply 66July 10, 2025 2:56 AM

Bonnie Frankin Barbie

by Anonymousreply 67July 10, 2025 2:57 AM

Brendad Ickson Barbie

by Anonymousreply 68July 10, 2025 3:00 AM

Botox ‘N Filler Barbie, comes with a three month supply of injectables.

by Anonymousreply 69July 10, 2025 3:05 AM

Sugar Baby Barbie! (aka JorDON Hudson Barbie)

Comes with stripper-tastic outfit, DD implants, and bright red lipstick.

Philosophy textbook sold separately.

by Anonymousreply 70July 10, 2025 3:29 AM

Onlyfans Barbie. You fill her up and she squirts.

by Anonymousreply 71July 10, 2025 3:40 AM

Homeless Barbie and her Dream Refrigerator Box

by Anonymousreply 72July 10, 2025 4:15 AM

Peanut Allergy Barbie

by Anonymousreply 73July 10, 2025 4:15 AM

Did anyone say Autism Spectrum Disorder Barbie yet?

by Anonymousreply 74July 10, 2025 4:18 AM

Disney Adult Barbie

by Anonymousreply 75July 10, 2025 4:19 AM

Back Alley Abortion Barbie

by Anonymousreply 76July 10, 2025 4:23 AM

Netflix 'n Chill Barbie

by Anonymousreply 77July 10, 2025 4:26 AM

Tori Spelling Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 78July 10, 2025 4:26 AM

Tattoo Barbie

by Anonymousreply 79July 10, 2025 4:27 AM

Aaron Rodger's "wife" Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 80July 10, 2025 4:28 AM

Waffle House LaKeisha

by Anonymousreply 81July 10, 2025 4:30 AM

Ear-gauged, nose-ringed, cheek-pierced Goth Barbie

by Anonymousreply 82July 10, 2025 4:36 AM

ICE Agent Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 83July 10, 2025 4:38 AM

Carnival Cruise Ghetto Barbie

by Anonymousreply 84July 10, 2025 5:19 AM

DelMonico's restaurant Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 85July 10, 2025 5:42 AM

R80 it has a detachable penis

by Anonymousreply 86July 10, 2025 12:31 PM

Spirit Airlines Meltdown Barbie

by Anonymousreply 87July 10, 2025 12:43 PM

Lena Dunham Barbie - costs more cause its triple the packaging

by Anonymousreply 88July 10, 2025 12:48 PM

Anna Wintour Barbie

by Anonymousreply 89July 10, 2025 12:51 PM

r88 see r43. Much funnier.

by Anonymousreply 90July 10, 2025 1:19 PM

Yeah, “Lena” disqualifies you for DL.

by Anonymousreply 91July 10, 2025 1:20 PM

Hoarders Barbie. She has flat cats, black mold, and bags of poop in her dilapidated Dreamhouse.

by Anonymousreply 92July 10, 2025 1:35 PM

R90 - you are right.

It is much funnier… but I will admit to scrolling to the end of this thread to post and not noticing that someone had already targeted the whale…

by Anonymousreply 93July 10, 2025 2:03 PM

Genocide Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 94July 10, 2025 3:53 PM

Terrorist Barbie

by Anonymousreply 95July 10, 2025 3:56 PM

Klaus Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 96July 10, 2025 4:22 PM

Detention Camp Barbie

by Anonymousreply 97July 10, 2025 4:33 PM

Crazy Cat Lady Barbie.

*Cats sold separately*

by Anonymousreply 98July 10, 2025 4:53 PM

[quote] Klaus Barbie

My favorite!

by Anonymousreply 99July 10, 2025 4:54 PM

Duchess of Sussex Barbie

by Anonymousreply 100July 10, 2025 4:55 PM

BBBB: Big Black Booty Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 101July 10, 2025 6:15 PM

Fingered Miranda Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 102July 10, 2025 6:20 PM

The gorgeous Caitlyn Barbie!

(Detachable penis included)

by Anonymousreply 103July 10, 2025 6:25 PM

Fentanyl Barbie. Comes permanently bent at the waist.

by Anonymousreply 104July 10, 2025 6:26 PM

Caitlyn Barbie also drives a convertible Barbiemobile to run over unsuspecting pedestrians.

by Anonymousreply 105July 10, 2025 6:29 PM

Caitlyn Barbie also comes with gorgeous Bruce.

by Anonymousreply 106July 10, 2025 6:36 PM

Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.

by Anonymousreply 107July 10, 2025 6:58 PM

[quote] Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.

But is it removable AND re-attachable?

by Anonymousreply 108July 10, 2025 7:00 PM

R108 Not removable. She's not Whore Barbie!

by Anonymousreply 109July 10, 2025 7:51 PM

OF Barbie

by Anonymousreply 110July 10, 2025 7:56 PM

Polio Barbie (iron lung sold separately)

by Anonymousreply 111July 10, 2025 7:58 PM

Drowned in Texas Barbie, soggy maga cap included.

by Anonymousreply 112July 10, 2025 8:05 PM

Nun Barbie

by Anonymousreply 113July 10, 2025 8:08 PM

Little People Barbie

by Anonymousreply 114July 10, 2025 8:17 PM

Lesbian Barbie. U-Haul and pitbulls sold separately.

by Anonymousreply 115July 10, 2025 8:29 PM

Zero Drive Barbie

by Anonymousreply 116July 10, 2025 9:04 PM

Whoopie Barbie

by Anonymousreply 117July 10, 2025 9:11 PM

R117 Is she a racist, angry, bitter old cunt? Does she have dreads?

by Anonymousreply 118July 10, 2025 9:21 PM

Skid Row Barbie

by Anonymousreply 119July 10, 2025 10:03 PM

Irish Rosie Barbie. Comes with a tiny bottle of Guinness.

by Anonymousreply 120July 10, 2025 10:05 PM

Roseanne Barbie.

Comes with an endless array of bizarre tweets/posts/comments, most of them angry and stupid.

Tom Arnold doll NOT sold separately and can't be found anywhere NEAR her Roseanne Barbie..

by Anonymousreply 121July 10, 2025 10:24 PM

Yeast Infection Barbie.

*Vagisil sold separately*

by Anonymousreply 122July 10, 2025 10:31 PM

Misogyny Barbie

by Anonymousreply 123July 10, 2025 11:58 PM

Dirty Sanchez Barbie

by Anonymousreply 124July 11, 2025 12:19 AM
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