There's Disabled Barbie, Retarded Barbie, Diabetic Barbie... any ideas?
Irritable Bowl Syndrome Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2025 9:42 PM |
IBS-D Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2025 9:43 PM |
Fibro Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2025 9:43 PM |
Diarrhea Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2025 9:49 PM |
Einstein Visa Barbie!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2025 9:54 PM |
St. Vitus' Dance Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2025 9:56 PM |
Mounjaro Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2025 9:56 PM |
Strung out Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2025 9:56 PM |
Bulimic Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2025 9:57 PM |
Trailer Park Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2025 9:57 PM |
Jardiance Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2025 9:58 PM |
Conjoined Twins Barbie.
(although it will cost more}
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2025 10:01 PM |
Cheryl Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2025 10:02 PM |
Zipper Tits transman Barbie-to-Barty
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2025 10:13 PM |
Explosive Diarrhea Barbie modeled after Kristin Davis.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2025 10:14 PM |
Lindsay Graham Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2025 10:15 PM |
Abortion Clinic Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2025 10:18 PM |
Mar-A-Lago Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2025 10:21 PM |
Kosplay Kristi - comes with 5 outfits and spackle for her face
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2025 10:30 PM |
Gay incel Ken. Slurs against people with Down’s Syndrome are what he considers the height of humor and wit.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2025 10:58 PM |
Nervous Breakdown Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2025 11:25 PM |
R21 Do you get a paper bag and pack of smokes?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2025 11:29 PM |
Covid Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2025 11:30 PM |
I’ve Been Groomed Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2025 11:32 PM |
I Like Blue Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2025 11:35 PM |
EHLER'S-DANOS BARBIE!
Think of the possibilities!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2025 11:36 PM |
Fibromyalgia barbie
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2025 11:57 PM |
Domestic violence Barbie.
Ken has had enough of her whoring around the neighborhood and not cooking a decent meal.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 10, 2025 12:01 AM |
Hooker Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 10, 2025 12:08 AM |
Republican Cunt Barbie: Bleach blonde with a butch body.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 10, 2025 12:20 AM |
My first tampon Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 10, 2025 12:22 AM |
I Have the Measles Barbie with Monkey Pox Ken
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 10, 2025 12:29 AM |
Frau Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 10, 2025 12:39 AM |
MAGA Barbie. Comes with a gun, a baby, and a Bible.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 10, 2025 12:43 AM |
OP is slipping, Diabetes Barbie just came out for actual release yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 10, 2025 12:48 AM |
Diabetes Barbie needs an amputated leg and a dialysis catheter.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2025 12:51 AM |
^^and a piece of hard candy to put in her mouth when her blood sugar crashes to avoid the dreaded Diabetic Coma™️
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2025 12:52 AM |
Datalounge Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2025 12:53 AM |
Riding the Bus with my Sister Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2025 12:54 AM |
Shitbra Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2025 12:55 AM |
Brigitte Macron Barbie. 16 yo Emmanuel sold separately
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 10, 2025 1:01 AM |
Ummm, guys. Come ON.
LENS DUNHAM BARBIE.
Accessories include awful taffeta prom(-like) dress, removable uterus and ovaries.
Pebbles available separately.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2025 1:03 AM |
Chrissy Metz Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 1:05 AM |
BIG BOOTY BARBIE
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 10, 2025 1:21 AM |
BBL BARBIE
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 10, 2025 1:22 AM |
Can't see it r45
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 10, 2025 1:23 AM |
Morgellons Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 10, 2025 1:23 AM |
Gender queer Barbie with their signature outfit of basketball shorts and oversized hoodie.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 10, 2025 1:23 AM |
Hairy Pussy Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 10, 2025 1:28 AM |
Double mastectomy Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 10, 2025 1:31 AM |
Datalounge Ken
Fat, judgmental, and dressed 30 years younger than his age.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 10, 2025 1:35 AM |
Pregnant Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 10, 2025 1:41 AM |
Bud Light Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 10, 2025 1:43 AM |
SJP Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2025 1:44 AM |
Karen Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 10, 2025 1:45 AM |
ICE Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 10, 2025 1:50 AM |
Dawson Ken
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 10, 2025 1:52 AM |
Bath Salt Zombie Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 10, 2025 1:53 AM |
Sharon Stone Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 10, 2025 1:53 AM |
Glenn Close Oscar…err, I meant Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 10, 2025 1:54 AM |
Golden Corral Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 10, 2025 1:55 AM |
Amputee Barbie
Car Crash Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 10, 2025 2:15 AM |
Sexual Harassment Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 10, 2025 2:56 AM |
Bonnie Frankin Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 10, 2025 2:57 AM |
Brendad Ickson Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 10, 2025 3:00 AM |
Botox ‘N Filler Barbie, comes with a three month supply of injectables.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 10, 2025 3:05 AM |
Sugar Baby Barbie! (aka JorDON Hudson Barbie)
Comes with stripper-tastic outfit, DD implants, and bright red lipstick.
Philosophy textbook sold separately.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 10, 2025 3:29 AM |
Onlyfans Barbie. You fill her up and she squirts.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 10, 2025 3:40 AM |
Homeless Barbie and her Dream Refrigerator Box
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 10, 2025 4:15 AM |
Peanut Allergy Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 10, 2025 4:15 AM |
Did anyone say Autism Spectrum Disorder Barbie yet?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 10, 2025 4:18 AM |
Disney Adult Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 10, 2025 4:19 AM |
Back Alley Abortion Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 10, 2025 4:23 AM |
Netflix 'n Chill Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 10, 2025 4:26 AM |
Tori Spelling Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 10, 2025 4:26 AM |
Tattoo Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 10, 2025 4:27 AM |
Aaron Rodger's "wife" Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 10, 2025 4:28 AM |
Waffle House LaKeisha
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 10, 2025 4:30 AM |
Ear-gauged, nose-ringed, cheek-pierced Goth Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 10, 2025 4:36 AM |
ICE Agent Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 10, 2025 4:38 AM |
Carnival Cruise Ghetto Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 10, 2025 5:19 AM |
DelMonico's restaurant Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 10, 2025 5:42 AM |
R80 it has a detachable penis
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 10, 2025 12:31 PM |
Spirit Airlines Meltdown Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 10, 2025 12:43 PM |
Lena Dunham Barbie - costs more cause its triple the packaging
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 10, 2025 12:48 PM |
Anna Wintour Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 10, 2025 12:51 PM |
r88 see r43. Much funnier.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 10, 2025 1:19 PM |
Yeah, “Lena” disqualifies you for DL.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 10, 2025 1:20 PM |
Hoarders Barbie. She has flat cats, black mold, and bags of poop in her dilapidated Dreamhouse.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 10, 2025 1:35 PM |
R90 - you are right.
It is much funnier… but I will admit to scrolling to the end of this thread to post and not noticing that someone had already targeted the whale…
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 10, 2025 2:03 PM |
Genocide Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 10, 2025 3:53 PM |
Terrorist Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 10, 2025 3:56 PM |
Klaus Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 10, 2025 4:22 PM |
Detention Camp Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 10, 2025 4:33 PM |
Crazy Cat Lady Barbie.
*Cats sold separately*
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 10, 2025 4:53 PM |
[quote] Klaus Barbie
My favorite!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 10, 2025 4:54 PM |
Duchess of Sussex Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 10, 2025 4:55 PM |
BBBB: Big Black Booty Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 10, 2025 6:15 PM |
Fingered Miranda Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 10, 2025 6:20 PM |
The gorgeous Caitlyn Barbie!
(Detachable penis included)
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 10, 2025 6:25 PM |
Fentanyl Barbie. Comes permanently bent at the waist.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 10, 2025 6:26 PM |
Caitlyn Barbie also drives a convertible Barbiemobile to run over unsuspecting pedestrians.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 10, 2025 6:29 PM |
Caitlyn Barbie also comes with gorgeous Bruce.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 10, 2025 6:36 PM |
Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 10, 2025 6:58 PM |
[quote] Virgin Barbie. Hymen included.
But is it removable AND re-attachable?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 10, 2025 7:00 PM |
R108 Not removable. She's not Whore Barbie!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 10, 2025 7:51 PM |
OF Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 10, 2025 7:56 PM |
Polio Barbie (iron lung sold separately)
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 10, 2025 7:58 PM |
Drowned in Texas Barbie, soggy maga cap included.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 10, 2025 8:05 PM |
Nun Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 10, 2025 8:08 PM |
Little People Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 10, 2025 8:17 PM |
Lesbian Barbie. U-Haul and pitbulls sold separately.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 10, 2025 8:29 PM |
Zero Drive Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 10, 2025 9:04 PM |
Whoopie Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 10, 2025 9:11 PM |
R117 Is she a racist, angry, bitter old cunt? Does she have dreads?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 10, 2025 9:21 PM |
Skid Row Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 10, 2025 10:03 PM |
Irish Rosie Barbie. Comes with a tiny bottle of Guinness.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 10, 2025 10:05 PM |
Roseanne Barbie.
Comes with an endless array of bizarre tweets/posts/comments, most of them angry and stupid.
Tom Arnold doll NOT sold separately and can't be found anywhere NEAR her Roseanne Barbie..
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 10, 2025 10:24 PM |
Yeast Infection Barbie.
*Vagisil sold separately*
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 10, 2025 10:31 PM |
Misogyny Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 10, 2025 11:58 PM |
Dirty Sanchez Barbie
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 11, 2025 12:19 AM |
Trailer Trash Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 11, 2025 1:47 AM |