I'm not starting a stealth assassination thread - don't call the FBI this time! - but merely asking how you will react when the day comes.
What Will You Do When Trump Dies?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2025 5:44 AM |
Dancing in the Street
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2025 7:54 PM |
Perform "Flashdance... What a Feeling" with help from a kitchen chair and Rubbermaid bucket.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2025 7:56 PM |
Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2025 7:58 PM |
Hopefully it's not the same day as everyone else. (Boom!)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2025 8:01 PM |
R5 About time we had a cocksucker for president. Oh wait, never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2025 8:08 PM |
Party like it's 1999!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2025 8:12 PM |
I'll be as stunned as I was when he won twice. But this time, for very satisfying reasons. Bring it on Grim Reaper!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2025 8:15 PM |
He will never really be dead. Like Lenin, Trump will be asleep in a glass box, and MAGAts from all over the country will make pilgrimages to gaze on his everlasting perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2025 8:27 PM |
Setting aside considerations of Vance: All sorts of would-be New Trumps will spring up, each trying to out-Trump the others in an effort to gain his followers.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2025 8:29 PM |
On which of his shitty golf courses will he be buried? So I can plan the trip to go piss on the grave.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2025 8:34 PM |
Just laugh and laugh and laugh
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2025 8:34 PM |
So I guess I should actually answer the question: I'll stand back and see what comes down the pike.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2025 8:35 PM |
First feel immense relief, then celebrate, then resign myself that it’s not over yet. The damage has been done and there are more MAGA minions hoping to inflict more.
But I can’t lie, nothing will mitigate the joy I’ll feel when that fucker dies. I just wish I believed in hell.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2025 8:37 PM |
Eye goh shoppink! Then have orgy vith Seecret Services! Retard son bee happy too.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2025 8:39 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2025 8:41 PM |
Deep sigh of relief. But then JD…
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2025 8:41 PM |
Couch fucker Jaydine has zero charisma. Still evil AF, but the only way he becomes President is if Trump dies.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2025 8:44 PM |
i'll
sashay
and
CHANTEZ
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2025 8:46 PM |
Depends when it happens. Anytime this year, I'll howl a "YES!!!!" so loud the whole neighborhood will hear it.
But I'll settle for a humiliating acceleration of his cognitive decline, which seems to be what's happening. I doubt we'll see another full length 1:1 Trump interview, ever, with a non-MAGA media outlet.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2025 8:50 PM |
Champagne for everybody
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2025 9:01 PM |
Start worrying. Shady Vance will take over for 8 years, then hand the baton to his VP Don, Jr. for another eight.
The best scenario is Trump will be such a travesty that in 2028 there will be a blue wave landslide.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2025 9:27 PM |
I’m honestly surprised some foreign faction hasn’t taken him out yet.
Where is Mohammed Emwazi when you need him?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2025 9:28 PM |
Maybe Junior will get some fentanyl in his coke.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2025 9:29 PM |
I will be sorry I didn't precede him.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2025 9:30 PM |
I will put the announcement on a loop, & pump my dick to it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2025 9:33 PM |
It depends on a number of factors, OP. When exactly is he dying? People in here are talking like he’ll die in office, but I highly doubt that’s going to happen. He’ll probably live to a ripe old age.
If he dies in his late 80s years after leaving office and maybe politics altogether at some point later, then I might not care because he will have long been replaced by someone far worse who’s captured my ire.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2025 9:34 PM |
Thank you, R3. That was great.
Have a passed the link to a few friends.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 9, 2025 9:43 PM |
Trump will never die
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2025 10:03 PM |
That’s right-
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2025 10:42 PM |
Piss on his grave
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2025 10:44 PM |
Throw a party. I’ve been telling this to anyone who listens for years. And I will. Balloons, streamers, cake, EVERYTHING. May he rot in hell, and I WONT FEEL A THING ABOUT IT.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2025 11:55 PM |
Par-tay! 🎉🎊🎈🧨🍕🌭🥗🍔🥩🎂
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2025 11:58 PM |
It’ll be a good 20 years to get rid of his stench and I’ll be dead by then.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2025 12:05 AM |
I'm not big on parties but I'll make an exception to go all out to celebrate that bastard's death. Ring the bells!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2025 12:05 AM |
Party time! Same with GWB
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2025 12:06 AM |
The damage to the USA and the world has already been done, and is in large part irreparable. While I'll be glad he's gone, it's like being glad the fire to your house was finally put out. But left behind is destruction.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2025 12:27 AM |
Who am I kidding? I'm a poor unemployed lesbian version of Louis Tully. A Hell Hound would slip out from the Underworld as Trump was being processed for The Hot Place and this would happen...
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2025 12:27 AM |
Probably not believe it until I get independent confirmation, then throw a party.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2025 1:06 AM |
🎵 I was waiting for a miracle to come…
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 10, 2025 2:22 AM |
Accidentally use his ashes inside of the solid gold vessel on the shelf in the Oval Office, to fill all my cavities.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 10, 2025 2:42 AM |
I will dance in the streets and bells everywhere will ring! I will suck every cock that comes my way, and though I have always been a top, I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 10, 2025 2:44 AM |
[quote]Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.
True, but I’m hopeful that without Trump in the headlines everyday, never to be seen or heard from again, the MAGA cult would finally wither away. JD Vance’s bitchy beta male energy just won’t do it for them.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 10, 2025 2:51 AM |
Vodka and OnlyFans just like every other night
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 10, 2025 2:51 AM |
The attempts to canonize him, metaphorically, will be unbearable. MAGATs will insist he isn't really dead. He will be portrayed as a martyr. Democrsts will be blamed.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 10, 2025 2:57 AM |
I will cut out a picture of him, put it on a table, and jerk off on it.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 10, 2025 2:59 AM |
You can do that now.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 10, 2025 3:04 AM |
Thank you for starting this thread, OP. Just imagining celebrating that wished-for day has been therapeutic. Now, any time I get stressed by the news (which is every day now), I will meditate on this daydream for some relief.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 10, 2025 3:41 AM |
I'll celebrate, and the damage will be reversed. I will not fall into that doom and mentality that what he's done is irreversible. People have short memories and are inherently survivors. Die bitch, and leave it to us; we'll pick up the pieces soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 10, 2025 3:58 AM |
[quote] I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.
Miss Lindsey, how is that different from any other Tuesday afternoon?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2025 5:44 AM |