What Will You Do When Trump Dies?

Dancing in the Street

Go to his funeral in a red dress.

This!

Perform "Flashdance... What a Feeling" with help from a kitchen chair and Rubbermaid bucket.

Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.

Hopefully it's not the same day as everyone else. (Boom!)

R5 About time we had a cocksucker for president. Oh wait, never mind.

Party like it's 1999!

I'll be as stunned as I was when he won twice. But this time, for very satisfying reasons. Bring it on Grim Reaper!

He will never really be dead. Like Lenin, Trump will be asleep in a glass box, and MAGAts from all over the country will make pilgrimages to gaze on his everlasting perfection.

Setting aside considerations of Vance: All sorts of would-be New Trumps will spring up, each trying to out-Trump the others in an effort to gain his followers.

On which of his shitty golf courses will he be buried? So I can plan the trip to go piss on the grave.

Just laugh and laugh and laugh

So I guess I should actually answer the question: I'll stand back and see what comes down the pike.

First feel immense relief, then celebrate, then resign myself that it’s not over yet. The damage has been done and there are more MAGA minions hoping to inflict more.

But I can’t lie, nothing will mitigate the joy I’ll feel when that fucker dies. I just wish I believed in hell.

Eye goh shoppink! Then have orgy vith Seecret Services! Retard son bee happy too.

Deep sigh of relief. But then JD…

Couch fucker Jaydine has zero charisma. Still evil AF, but the only way he becomes President is if Trump dies.

i'll

sashay

and

CHANTEZ

Depends when it happens. Anytime this year, I'll howl a "YES!!!!" so loud the whole neighborhood will hear it.

But I'll settle for a humiliating acceleration of his cognitive decline, which seems to be what's happening. I doubt we'll see another full length 1:1 Trump interview, ever, with a non-MAGA media outlet.

Ticker tape parade across the world!

Champagne for everybody

Start worrying. Shady Vance will take over for 8 years, then hand the baton to his VP Don, Jr. for another eight.

The best scenario is Trump will be such a travesty that in 2028 there will be a blue wave landslide.

I’m honestly surprised some foreign faction hasn’t taken him out yet.

Where is Mohammed Emwazi when you need him?

Maybe Junior will get some fentanyl in his coke.

I will be sorry I didn't precede him.

I will put the announcement on a loop, & pump my dick to it.

It depends on a number of factors, OP. When exactly is he dying? People in here are talking like he’ll die in office, but I highly doubt that’s going to happen. He’ll probably live to a ripe old age.

If he dies in his late 80s years after leaving office and maybe politics altogether at some point later, then I might not care because he will have long been replaced by someone far worse who’s captured my ire.

Thank you, R3. That was great.

Have a passed the link to a few friends.

Trump will never die

That’s right-

Piss on his grave

This..

Throw a party. I’ve been telling this to anyone who listens for years. And I will. Balloons, streamers, cake, EVERYTHING. May he rot in hell, and I WONT FEEL A THING ABOUT IT.

Par-tay! 🎉🎊🎈🧨🍕🌭🥗🍔🥩🎂

It’ll be a good 20 years to get rid of his stench and I’ll be dead by then.

I'm not big on parties but I'll make an exception to go all out to celebrate that bastard's death. Ring the bells!

Party time! Same with GWB

The damage to the USA and the world has already been done, and is in large part irreparable. While I'll be glad he's gone, it's like being glad the fire to your house was finally put out. But left behind is destruction.

Who am I kidding? I'm a poor unemployed lesbian version of Louis Tully. A Hell Hound would slip out from the Underworld as Trump was being processed for The Hot Place and this would happen...

this

Probably not believe it until I get independent confirmation, then throw a party.

Sell my plushie for MILLIONS!

This.

We do the dance of joy!

🎵 I was waiting for a miracle to come…

Accidentally use his ashes inside of the solid gold vessel on the shelf in the Oval Office, to fill all my cavities.

I will dance in the streets and bells everywhere will ring! I will suck every cock that comes my way, and though I have always been a top, I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.

[quote]Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.

True, but I’m hopeful that without Trump in the headlines everyday, never to be seen or heard from again, the MAGA cult would finally wither away. JD Vance’s bitchy beta male energy just won’t do it for them.

Vodka and OnlyFans just like every other night

The attempts to canonize him, metaphorically, will be unbearable. MAGATs will insist he isn't really dead. He will be portrayed as a martyr. Democrsts will be blamed.

I will cut out a picture of him, put it on a table, and jerk off on it.

You can do that now.

Thank you for starting this thread, OP. Just imagining celebrating that wished-for day has been therapeutic. Now, any time I get stressed by the news (which is every day now), I will meditate on this daydream for some relief.

I'll celebrate, and the damage will be reversed. I will not fall into that doom and mentality that what he's done is irreversible. People have short memories and are inherently survivors. Die bitch, and leave it to us; we'll pick up the pieces soon enough.

[quote] I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.

Miss Lindsey, how is that different from any other Tuesday afternoon?