What Will You Do When Trump Dies?

Dancing in the Street

Go to his funeral in a red dress.

This!

Perform "Flashdance... What a Feeling" with help from a kitchen chair and Rubbermaid bucket.

Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.

Hopefully it's not the same day as everyone else. (Boom!)

R5 About time we had a cocksucker for president. Oh wait, never mind.

Party like it's 1999!

I'll be as stunned as I was when he won twice. But this time, for very satisfying reasons. Bring it on Grim Reaper!

He will never really be dead. Like Lenin, Trump will be asleep in a glass box, and MAGAts from all over the country will make pilgrimages to gaze on his everlasting perfection.

Setting aside considerations of Vance: All sorts of would-be New Trumps will spring up, each trying to out-Trump the others in an effort to gain his followers.

On which of his shitty golf courses will he be buried? So I can plan the trip to go piss on the grave.

Just laugh and laugh and laugh

So I guess I should actually answer the question: I'll stand back and see what comes down the pike.

First feel immense relief, then celebrate, then resign myself that it’s not over yet. The damage has been done and there are more MAGA minions hoping to inflict more.

But I can’t lie, nothing will mitigate the joy I’ll feel when that fucker dies. I just wish I believed in hell.

Eye goh shoppink! Then have orgy vith Seecret Services! Retard son bee happy too.

Deep sigh of relief. But then JD…

Couch fucker Jaydine has zero charisma. Still evil AF, but the only way he becomes President is if Trump dies.

i'll

sashay

and

CHANTEZ

Depends when it happens. Anytime this year, I'll howl a "YES!!!!" so loud the whole neighborhood will hear it.

But I'll settle for a humiliating acceleration of his cognitive decline, which seems to be what's happening. I doubt we'll see another full length 1:1 Trump interview, ever, with a non-MAGA media outlet.

Ticker tape parade across the world!

Champagne for everybody

Start worrying. Shady Vance will take over for 8 years, then hand the baton to his VP Don, Jr. for another eight.

The best scenario is Trump will be such a travesty that in 2028 there will be a blue wave landslide.

I’m honestly surprised some foreign faction hasn’t taken him out yet.

Where is Mohammed Emwazi when you need him?

Maybe Junior will get some fentanyl in his coke.

I will be sorry I didn't precede him.

I will put the announcement on a loop, & pump my dick to it.

It depends on a number of factors, OP. When exactly is he dying? People in here are talking like he’ll die in office, but I highly doubt that’s going to happen. He’ll probably live to a ripe old age.

If he dies in his late 80s years after leaving office and maybe politics altogether at some point later, then I might not care because he will have long been replaced by someone far worse who’s captured my ire.

Thank you, R3. That was great.

Have a passed the link to a few friends.

Trump will never die

That’s right-

Piss on his grave

This..

Throw a party. I’ve been telling this to anyone who listens for years. And I will. Balloons, streamers, cake, EVERYTHING. May he rot in hell, and I WONT FEEL A THING ABOUT IT.

Par-tay! 🎉🎊🎈🧨🍕🌭🥗🍔🥩🎂

It’ll be a good 20 years to get rid of his stench and I’ll be dead by then.

I'm not big on parties but I'll make an exception to go all out to celebrate that bastard's death. Ring the bells!

Party time! Same with GWB

The damage to the USA and the world has already been done, and is in large part irreparable. While I'll be glad he's gone, it's like being glad the fire to your house was finally put out. But left behind is destruction.

Who am I kidding? I'm a poor unemployed lesbian version of Louis Tully. A Hell Hound would slip out from the Underworld as Trump was being processed for The Hot Place and this would happen...

this

Probably not believe it until I get independent confirmation, then throw a party.

Sell my plushie for MILLIONS!

This.

We do the dance of joy!

🎵 I was waiting for a miracle to come…

Accidentally use his ashes inside of the solid gold vessel on the shelf in the Oval Office, to fill all my cavities.

I will dance in the streets and bells everywhere will ring! I will suck every cock that comes my way, and though I have always been a top, I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.

[quote]Nothing because he will be replaced by JD Vance.

True, but I’m hopeful that without Trump in the headlines everyday, never to be seen or heard from again, the MAGA cult would finally wither away. JD Vance’s bitchy beta male energy just won’t do it for them.

Vodka and OnlyFans just like every other night

The attempts to canonize him, metaphorically, will be unbearable. MAGATs will insist he isn't really dead. He will be portrayed as a martyr. Democrsts will be blamed.

I will cut out a picture of him, put it on a table, and jerk off on it.

You can do that now.

Thank you for starting this thread, OP. Just imagining celebrating that wished-for day has been therapeutic. Now, any time I get stressed by the news (which is every day now), I will meditate on this daydream for some relief.

I'll celebrate, and the damage will be reversed. I will not fall into that doom and mentality that what he's done is irreversible. People have short memories and are inherently survivors. Die bitch, and leave it to us; we'll pick up the pieces soon enough.

[quote] I will offer my ass to the first man who wants to celebrate.

Miss Lindsey, how is that different from any other Tuesday afternoon?

I remember reading about celebrations in London after the Nazis finally surrendered. One thing I remembered was a conga line that went in the front door of a hotel, worked it's way through the lobby and then the kitchen, went out the back and just kept going. I'd like something like that.

Dump will outlive all of us. As his WW3 begins he’’ll be safely tucked way underground continuing to enjoy a life of luxury. Diablo Exists.

Breathe a sigh of relief, but if he's still in office we'll still have to deal with JD.

Party like it's 1999. Pour champagne. Praise Jesus.

I will be happy but there will be nothing to celebrate with Vance becoming President if it happens while Trump is President.

Celebrations in the street while understandable will just alienate many of the more moderate MAGA against us for the rest of their lives. That said I know there will be celebrations in the street, they just won't include me. I will celebrate in private, making more people hate us is not helpful.

[quote] What Will You Do When Trump Dies?

Have a cocktail then take a nap.

I'll send "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" to the top of Spotify streaming charts.

Perfect r65

Hope today’s news of his Venus flytrap condition is really a cover up what will really kill him.

Tap dancing lessons!

Scream like I was selected for contestants row on TPIR!

I hope he gets the worst, most painful form of cancer tomorrow - and then lives another 20 years with the excruciating pain!

A simple quick death be just fine.

I'm not so concerned with him dying and ending some kind of nightmare, because I know the people up next like J D.,Don, Jr.,Mike Johnson, etc. will just carry the torch.

I want Trump's life to end because it will be the ultimate fuck you. For all his lying, cheating, stealing, hating, philandering, raping, defrauding. He never has to pay for his shit. And he thinks the party will go on forever. It won't.

The world needs closure.

I want him to faceplant at breakfast. Then, I will celebrate with mimosas.

Well, for one thing, I hope I'm sitting here.

Scream like Howard Dean!

I didn't feel anything special when Carter died. I assume it will be the same when Trump or any other former president dies. I don't think I've had any emotional attachment to a president.

I will be out in the streets with everyone elsev horns blowing, champagne flowing, Par-Tay!

If he dies while in office I will feel relieved and if he dies after, I won't care.

Finger my mussy.

Even though I am not prone to smiling very often, I will probably resemble Jack Nicholson's version of The Joker for at least a month.

This!

I hope its captured on video and instantly YouTubed so I can happily watch it over and over again. Pass the popcorn!

Die? No. I’d prefer he has a major stroke on camera, just enough to take out his ability to speak. Then watch him insist on staying in office while everything around him unravels.

Hopefully eating lunch at Elmo (in Chelsea) - since I'll be there tomorrow and that would be great timing.

I fantasize I am outside reading a book when I start to hear church bells chiming from all directions.

Find ways to honor Obama on that day.

Djt who?

I'm gonna be outside no matter the weather, with a bottle of cheap champagne high fiving drivers and offering up champagne to celebrate. Fuck Trump.

If I live long enough and that piece of shit is dead I’m going to enjoy the no daily reporting of that narcissistic hypocrite’s latest antics. Rest In Shit.

He’s also a criminal-a convicted felon. Don’t forget!

Just seeing that ugly bloated fascist face on tv I have to change the station. Will be so glad when it’s dead like Hitler and Mussolini. No matter how his sycophants suck up he’s gonna die one day and somebody- somewhere is going to celebrate!