The life of the heterosexual yadda yadda
Paul Auster's son...
Maybe Brooklyn writers should get vasectomies
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2025 4:11 AM |
Article from 2016 when his dad was already trying to turn him into a nepo baby.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2025 4:13 AM |
What's Ayelet Waldman's deal? She did something or wrote something in the past woke era that garnered controversy
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2025 4:16 AM |
Ayelet has fried her brain microdosing LSD, no wonder her kid's damaged.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2025 4:22 AM |
R5 thanks, that was it
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2025 4:34 AM |
They both look high AF on pain meds at OP’s pic.
The son probably grew up without any supervision or rules, as his parents were probably too high to give AF, and probably passed him some pills, booze, or weed, in order to keep their benefits friendly family facade in tact.
A true shame that his family legacy was to become a spoiled brat who sees nothing wrong with breaking the law, but that’s what happens when parents refuse to answer the following question:
What the fuck exactly will your children do/become, if you as parents, become disabled, and/or eventually die???
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2025 4:52 AM |
[quote]“Abe is innocent and was as shocked by these false allegations as anyone,” Chabon’s lawyer, Priya Chaudhry, said in a statement. “He has strong family support and a devoted partner who all believe in his innocence,” Chaudhry said. “We hope the prosecutors’ investigation reveals his innocence quickly. Meanwhile, we prepare to fiercely fight this false allegation and clear this gentle young man’s name.”
"He's devoted and gentle, how could he possibly have choked that floozy?" Oh, but this Priya Chaudhry cunt plays dirty, nothing beats having a woman-hating female lawyer when you're accused of rape.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2025 5:00 AM |
Also, so glad I never had kids
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2025 5:16 AM |
Abraham Chabon, 20, was charged June 12 with second-degree strangulation and first-degree rape earlier in the alleged Jan. 25, 2024, attack, according to a felony complaint unsealed in court.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2025 5:22 AM |
Well, the mother’s Israeli and everyone wanted for sex crimes runs there and they give them cover. It’s basically the France of the Middle East. Junior will make a run for it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2025 5:24 AM |
At least he can now get a job in the Trump administration.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2025 5:25 AM |
She’s bipolar.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2025 5:28 AM |
She became notorious by publicly admitting that she loves her husband more than her kids and wishing that her son will turn out gay.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2025 5:28 AM |
Honestly, they both appear to be two narcissistic losers with no self-awareness and total trainwrecks. Of course they would produce a violent rapist.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2025 5:30 AM |
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay is spectacular.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2025 5:36 AM |
Is he roommates with Barron Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2025 5:47 AM |
R12 It’s basically the France of the Middle East. lol😆I love you for this.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2025 5:48 AM |
Is that Pittsburgh book any good?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2025 5:54 AM |
Not for nothing I’ll just add here that Chabon and Waldman are best friends with Neil Gaiman and Gaiman was married Chabon and Waldman’s house. Gaiman is an accused rapist. At some point one begins to wonder if there’s a culture of misogyny in that group.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2025 5:58 AM |
There’s a culture of misogyny everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2025 6:09 AM |
co-religionists can't be blamed for co-religionist stuff get a grip
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2025 6:12 AM |
Rape rape?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2025 6:14 AM |
Rape rape and strangle strangle.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2025 6:16 AM |
Shrape and Shangle
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2025 6:18 AM |
It's his fault that he had sex with anyone in Gen Z/Gen Alpha, where most sex is rape and what isn't rape is grooming. If you're not a victim, you're nothing.
Joan Didion nailed this trendy fear-of-sex attitude and obsession with victimization in her (in)famous essay on the women's movement in 1969.
Here we are again.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2025 6:54 AM |
R27 is Robert Chambers.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2025 7:01 AM |
It's weird how you're choosing to not believe the victim and your main piece of evidence is an essay about feminism written during Nixon's first term, r27.
Maybe you should forward that essay to the DA and they'll drop the charges. I assume they have zero evidence against him and charged him with rape because Gen Z culture demanded it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2025 7:23 AM |
I don't automatically believe the ACCUSER, no.
If it goes to trial, a jury will determine if she was the VICTIM of a crime.
That's how these things should be handled, not in the kangaroo court of social media.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 9, 2025 7:40 AM |
Put dad in jail with him for what he did to Star Trek.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2025 10:42 AM |
I confuse Ayelet Waldman with Nicole Krauss.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2025 10:47 AM |
If Barron Trump had a friend at NYU it would be someone like Abe Chabon.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2025 10:48 AM |
There is virtually nothing about this on Reddit. Michael Chabon must be paying big bucks to keep this quiet.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2025 12:02 PM |
R26, you tried.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2025 12:32 PM |
Everyone in this story seems insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 9, 2025 1:28 PM |
Seems it's going to be hard to argue that it was consensual. When did young kids get so edgy about forced sex and strangulation while fucking?
I don't think any of the stories feature young Chabon's explanation; I'm looking forward to hearing what he comes up with. The only other option is that the victim is certifiable.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 9, 2025 1:30 PM |
Strangulation has been normalized for young straight men through porn brainwashing. Girls are gaslighted into thinking that if they don't put up with it, they will "get nothing".
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 9, 2025 1:35 PM |
If had been admitted to Cal, none of this would have happened.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 9, 2025 1:46 PM |
When news of this first broke around Father's Day, several articles referred to it as a particularly brutal assault. I'm not sure if that was for clicks or if they've heard there's evidence that backs it up.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 9, 2025 1:51 PM |
Who the fuck are these weirdos?
Jesus. I didn't know PBS had a fashion line.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 9, 2025 2:13 PM |
Michael Chabon had several gay relationships.....still can't believe he's married and has multiple kids.
He was beautiful when he was younger.
I honestly thought that kid was also gay, surprised to see the accusation.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 9, 2025 2:57 PM |
There’s barely any mention of it on Twitter, either.
I can’t imagine how much Chabon has paid to keep the internet gossips silent.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 9, 2025 3:03 PM |
R7 you're probably right.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 9, 2025 3:17 PM |
[quote] There is virtually nothing about this on Reddit. Michael Chabon must be paying big bucks to keep this quiet.
Most people have never heard of him.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 9, 2025 3:28 PM |
[quote] He was beautiful when he was younger.
*snort*
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 9, 2025 3:29 PM |
[quote] Strangulation has been normalized for young straight men through porn brainwashing. Girls are gaslighted
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 9, 2025 3:30 PM |
R49, get new glasses. He’s barely able to tuck those giant teeth under his lips.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 10, 2025 2:13 AM |
Who?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 10, 2025 2:18 AM |
Still disappointed on what they did to his Pittsburgh book when they made it into a movie.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 10, 2025 2:23 AM |
Who’s they and what movie?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 10, 2025 2:27 AM |
I can only hope that a brilliant and surely complex new Michael Chabon novel comes out of all this mess.
He is one of my favorite authors, Kavalier & Clay is a masterpiece and I also love Telegraph Avenue and Moonglow (which is highly autobiographical).
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 10, 2025 2:27 AM |
R4 and R5 she also wrote an infamous esssy where she proclaimed she’d never lover her children as much as she loves her husband.
Thinking that didn’t go over well with the kids.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 10, 2025 2:48 AM |
Chabon has written some interesting books. I was also a fan of Gaiman’s writing. I need to find an author who’s not an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 10, 2025 5:58 AM |
The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh is one of my favorite books. Sad what success does to people.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 10, 2025 6:11 AM |
[quote]Sad what success does to people.
What is that, exactly, R57?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 10, 2025 6:26 AM |
[quote]she also wrote an infamous esssy where she proclaimed she’d never lover her children as much as she loves her husband. Thinking that didn’t go over well with the kids.
I dunno, R55, I always assumed my mother loved my father more than me and my siblings.
Because part of their love involved sex. And I didn't want to fuck my parents.
But maybe that's just me!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 10, 2025 6:28 AM |
[quote] The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh is one of my favorite books
More like The Mysteries Of Shitsburgh!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 10, 2025 11:24 AM |
We know the pain of having a child unfairly accused of crimes he did not commit.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 10, 2025 11:27 AM |
R61 stop trying to turn this into another Stanford-Berkeley rivalry! ;)
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 10, 2025 11:37 AM |
Incredible reference, R60
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 10, 2025 12:13 PM |
This is PR to make him appear hetero
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 10, 2025 12:25 PM |
I thought Abe Chabon was gay. I only know that from the article is father wrote about taking his son to Paris fashion week.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 10, 2025 12:26 PM |
He looks like he makes GHB in his basement.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 10, 2025 12:39 PM |