Is this is a joke? These are supposedly the Top 50 "fastest-rising" baby names currently trending atm...

For boys:

1. Truce

2. Colsen

3. Bryer

4. Halo

5. Azaiah

6. Noa

7. Azai

8. Eliam

9. Kolter

10. Eliel

11. Zymir

12. Rocky

13. Evren

14. Kace

15. Kyaire

16. Jettson

17. Yeshua

18. Heath

19. Bode

20. Jerusha

21. Jeremias

22. Benson

23. Bennett

24. Achilles

25. Theo

For girls:

26. Ailany

27. Aylani

28. Marjorie

29. Scottie

30. Analeia

31. Elodie

32. Romy

33. Julietta

34. Adhara

35. Ailani

36. Elowyn

37. Elani

38. Yusra

39. Rowyn

40. Solana

41. Ephraimis

42. Honey

43. Wrenlee

44. Kailany

45. Marlowe

46. Icelynn

47. Lettie

48. Nyx

49. Ruby

50. Cecilia

Op why hate?

I will never make fun of the name ‘Shiniqua’ again.

“Kolder Kenneth Kline….”

Gen Z looking for “old money” names and finding … Cecilia

All white trash names.

Nyx?

Noa? Bode?

Wrenlee?

Now presenting Icelynn who will be swinging her tassels.

Aquanetta

R7 mythological Greek goddess of night.

Also the name of a cheap cosmetics brand.

A lot of those names are Arabic

My grandson was named Donald. Isn’t that funny?

[quote] Nyx?

I’m just a girl whose name says ‘No!’

I don't think these are as horrible as all the -lyn/lynne/leigh names.

Noa is traditionally a Jewish girl's name, so I guess it's just Noa minus the h. And I think Bode is pronouced Bo-dee. But Nyx??? There a ton of black cats named Nyx.

R13 Arab? Please. I was about to say half these names are giving upper West Side Hebrew school, not Riyadh.

After the gender reveal, everyone take their cocktails and gather around the random letter generator

Why the fuck is Marjorie a popular girl's name? All I think when I hear that name is that cave woman maga beast

What a beautiful baby, she’s just a creature of god.

[quote]34. Adhara

The name of the gay men's HIV and sexual health clinic in my city.

#22 is Benson.

Gen Z has a rabid hatred of Israel yet seems to be obsessed with giving their children Israeli names.

Truce and Halo are killing me!

Does anyone else know millenials and younger who are named whatever the most common names were at the time they were born? It's hard not to wince when meeting them. Also, people with "unique" names, who have to spell them for everyone they meet?

I like Grow for a little girl.

I'm sorry Futon and Chandelier didn't make the list.

[quote]Does anyone else know millenials and younger who are named whatever the most common names were at the time they were born?

It's better than being named "Jettson."

Fastest rising

If I name my first child xxxxx and my second child xxxxx as well then I have a very fast rising increase of 100% increase for xxxxx as names for kids in my make believe family.