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Because the gays just weren’t suffering enough.
JoJo Siwa has dusted off her platinum wig, slapped on a triple strand of pearls, and announced (sorry — threatened) that she’s releasing a cover of Bette Davis Eyes.
I give her credit for most likely spending hours either screaming or chain smoking before she went into the studio to try and capture Kim Carnes vocal nodules voice.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 10, 2025 3:44 PM |
I hated the original. I would never imagine someone could make it worse. JoJo did that.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2025 2:42 AM |
She's not a lesbian anymore, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2025 4:12 AM |
🎵 you should have come to my window
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2025 4:47 AM |
I thought this thing was dead?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2025 4:52 AM |
R4 no she’s straight
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 10, 2025 12:49 AM |
Same thing.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 10, 2025 1:17 AM |
Is this it at the link? I've never heard of Siwa but this would be a huge hit. She sounds really good and the music has been well updated to retain the original charm but in a modern sound.
But is she trying to emulate Carnes' rough voice or is that how she (Siwa) usually sings? I think she has a very good voice.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 10, 2025 3:44 AM |
MAKE. IT. STOP.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2025 3:49 AM |
Her cookie-smelling BF wants to release "Cary Grant Butthole" instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 10, 2025 3:57 AM |
OP, your thread title has me in STITCHES, and I don't even know who that ugly bitch is.
I take it she's not a singer, but an Internet personality?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 10, 2025 3:58 AM |
I didn't realize it sang.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 10, 2025 4:01 AM |
I loathe this song.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 10, 2025 4:02 AM |
She’ll unease you.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 10, 2025 4:05 AM |
I was sceptical because I love the original so much, but I agree with r8, what I heard in that clip sounds amazing. The best part is she's retained some of Carnes' vocal rasp as an homage. Release it, Jojo!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 10, 2025 4:10 AM |
I found out recently that Kim Carnes' version wasn't the "original" original! That blew my little Gen X mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 10, 2025 5:41 AM |
R8/R15 - I was expecting to hate it, but I loved that clip!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 10, 2025 5:43 AM |
This is the Jackie DeShannon original from 1974.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 10, 2025 5:47 AM |
What a racket R18! Terrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 10, 2025 5:51 AM |
Don’t feed it after midnight.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 10, 2025 6:20 AM |
Isn’t she a children’s entertainer? The only good cover of this song was done by Brandon Flowers
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 10, 2025 2:20 PM |
Brandon Flowers version is worse than the Jackie DeShannon original.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 10, 2025 2:30 PM |
It’s not terrible. Surprisingly faithful to the Kim Carnes version.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 10, 2025 3:10 PM |
Jojo Siwa doesn’t serve any purpose.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 10, 2025 3:38 PM |
Does she work at Disneyland?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 10, 2025 3:41 PM |
R20 She deserves to be viciously slapped for that.
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