I'm the reference to "nine fur babies" in the intro paragraph.
Let's Be Poorly Disguised Dealbreakers on Dating Profiles
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 2:00 AM |
I'm the passing reference to herpes.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 8, 2025 10:26 PM |
I'm the twisted-lips facial expression in every picture, meant to conceal The Trans for ten seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2025 1:52 PM |
What is 'dateing'?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2025 4:45 PM |
I'm the Planet Fitness workout pic
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2025 6:29 PM |
I’m the halting and painful consent negotiations that Gen-Z prospective dates must go through:
“Hello, I request your consent to notice your eye shape and color.”
“You may proceed, as long as you refrain from microaggressions.”
“Thank you. I must say, you have beautiful eyes!”
“Your language is gendered! You are problematic!”
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2025 8:11 PM |
I’m the TATTOOS!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2025 8:13 PM |
I am the 'strong preference for local dining and activities'.
Probation
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2025 8:32 PM |
Being an old fart conservative who complains about "Gen Z"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2025 8:35 PM |
Using a photo that was clearly taken in 1989
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2025 8:36 PM |
I’m the security theft tag peeking out of the flared hem of the wedding dress.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2025 8:43 PM |
"I don't drive"
license suspended for DUI
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2025 8:48 PM |
Photos taken from strange angles instead of a clear shot of their face
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2025 8:50 PM |
“Berrisexual.”
As a male-presenting individual , I steer clear of the Laurians out of fear that any attraction is doomed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2025 8:55 PM |
Abbreviations: R U 2?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2025 8:57 PM |
"No games." Worse, "NO DRAMA" in all caps.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2025 8:58 PM |
I agree. "NO DRAMA" = don't be like my ex
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2025 8:59 PM |
Yes with the NO DRAMA. Huge red flag.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2025 9:02 PM |
"My hobbies are tanning, going to the gym, and having fun" = shallow himbo
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2025 9:16 PM |
I’m the blue line US flag watermark in that one picture.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2025 9:19 PM |
[quote]“Berrisexual.” As a male-presenting individual , I steer clear of the Laurians out of fear that any attraction is doomed.
So glad to be too old for this shit.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2025 9:24 PM |
The family photos. I don't want to see pictures of your parents when I just want to fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2025 9:39 PM |
I like to make the most with my limited free time.
I have 5 kids, 3 baby mommas and a situationship.
Any photos involving children. Someone else's? He thinks women want a man who likes children. His own? ewww. looking for a bangmaid.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2025 10:32 PM |
The ones who say NO DRAMA usually mean MY DRAMA ONLY.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2025 10:36 PM |
Zero effort to make themselves appealing but long lists of what they require from other people. Delusional.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2025 10:38 PM |
Gay guys who post tons of pictures hanging out with their faghags
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2025 10:40 PM |
"I need to be discreet" = closeted megachurch pastor
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2025 10:40 PM |
R25 It’s fun when you can’t tell if it’s a woman or a drag queen.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2025 10:41 PM |
The Laura Ashley bedspread and impressive collection of of Clarins products in the background. MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2025 11:16 PM |
I only host = I have an ankle monitor
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2025 11:20 PM |
Any reference to “masc” or “thicc”.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 9, 2025 11:21 PM |
The one innocuous doll on a bookshelf in the background of the photo. Maybe it's a GI Joe in a uniform. Cute. You a cop? A doctor in scrubs? A surfer? An athlete?
It's the first in a huge collection on specially constructed shelving units that surround the whole other side of the room. All girls in frills, all waiting to BITE YOU like the dolls in Barbarella.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2025 11:23 PM |
Let’s be the puppy mask photo. So hard bro.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2025 11:34 PM |
[quote] "I need to be discreet" = closeted megachurch pastor
"Discreet" until they call you from the church office for phone sex and then you do a reverse phone # look up.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2025 11:34 PM |
I'm the "bear smile" and the PnP reference.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2025 11:35 PM |
Then you go to the church and loudly chant from the audience that he’s a cocksucker and he’s going to hell you have proof!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2025 11:36 PM |
I should have r35. But he was only a Craigslist hookup that went on for a few months. And he wasn't scary and didn't steal anything when he came over.
And fun in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2025 11:40 PM |
There are still "dating profiles"? As far as I know it's just incurable sluts with 6 different std's trying to hookup with anything.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2025 12:14 AM |
No limits.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2025 12:30 AM |
I'm the pictures with Snapchat filters
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2025 12:32 AM |
I'm the nipples that look like gnawed erasers.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2025 12:51 AM |
“Your labubus must not clash with mine”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2025 12:59 AM |
A meeting of the gunts.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 10, 2025 1:20 AM |
I’m your half-reliable memory, saying you think you saw this same profile — and same photo — eight years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2025 1:56 AM |
I'm MOTHER in the next room, asking if we're hungry for latkes and sour cream when we're done.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 2:00 AM |