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Let's Be Poorly Disguised Dealbreakers on Dating Profiles

I'm the reference to "nine fur babies" in the intro paragraph.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2025 2:00 AM

I'm the passing reference to herpes.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2025 10:26 PM

I'm the twisted-lips facial expression in every picture, meant to conceal The Trans for ten seconds.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2025 1:52 PM

What is 'dateing'?

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2025 4:45 PM

I'm the Planet Fitness workout pic

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2025 6:29 PM

I’m the halting and painful consent negotiations that Gen-Z prospective dates must go through:

“Hello, I request your consent to notice your eye shape and color.”

“You may proceed, as long as you refrain from microaggressions.”

“Thank you. I must say, you have beautiful eyes!”

“Your language is gendered! You are problematic!”

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2025 8:11 PM

I’m the TATTOOS!

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2025 8:13 PM

I am the 'strong preference for local dining and activities'.

Probation

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2025 8:32 PM

Being an old fart conservative who complains about "Gen Z"

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2025 8:35 PM

Using a photo that was clearly taken in 1989

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2025 8:36 PM

I’m the security theft tag peeking out of the flared hem of the wedding dress.

by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2025 8:43 PM

"I don't drive"

license suspended for DUI

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2025 8:48 PM

Photos taken from strange angles instead of a clear shot of their face

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2025 8:50 PM

“Berrisexual.”

As a male-presenting individual , I steer clear of the Laurians out of fear that any attraction is doomed.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2025 8:55 PM

Abbreviations: R U 2?

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2025 8:57 PM

"No games." Worse, "NO DRAMA" in all caps.

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2025 8:58 PM

I agree. "NO DRAMA" = don't be like my ex

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2025 8:59 PM

Yes with the NO DRAMA. Huge red flag.

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2025 9:02 PM

"My hobbies are tanning, going to the gym, and having fun" = shallow himbo

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2025 9:16 PM

I’m the blue line US flag watermark in that one picture.

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2025 9:19 PM

[quote]“Berrisexual.” As a male-presenting individual , I steer clear of the Laurians out of fear that any attraction is doomed.

So glad to be too old for this shit.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2025 9:24 PM

The family photos. I don't want to see pictures of your parents when I just want to fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2025 9:39 PM

I like to make the most with my limited free time.

I have 5 kids, 3 baby mommas and a situationship.

Any photos involving children. Someone else's? He thinks women want a man who likes children. His own? ewww. looking for a bangmaid.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2025 10:32 PM

The ones who say NO DRAMA usually mean MY DRAMA ONLY.

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2025 10:36 PM

Zero effort to make themselves appealing but long lists of what they require from other people. Delusional.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2025 10:38 PM

Gay guys who post tons of pictures hanging out with their faghags

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2025 10:40 PM

"I need to be discreet" = closeted megachurch pastor

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2025 10:40 PM

R25 It’s fun when you can’t tell if it’s a woman or a drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2025 10:41 PM

The Laura Ashley bedspread and impressive collection of of Clarins products in the background. MARY!

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2025 11:16 PM

I only host = I have an ankle monitor

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2025 11:20 PM

Any reference to “masc” or “thicc”.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2025 11:21 PM

The one innocuous doll on a bookshelf in the background of the photo. Maybe it's a GI Joe in a uniform. Cute. You a cop? A doctor in scrubs? A surfer? An athlete?

It's the first in a huge collection on specially constructed shelving units that surround the whole other side of the room. All girls in frills, all waiting to BITE YOU like the dolls in Barbarella.

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2025 11:23 PM

Let’s be the puppy mask photo. So hard bro.

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2025 11:34 PM

[quote] "I need to be discreet" = closeted megachurch pastor

"Discreet" until they call you from the church office for phone sex and then you do a reverse phone # look up.

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2025 11:34 PM

I'm the "bear smile" and the PnP reference.

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2025 11:35 PM

Then you go to the church and loudly chant from the audience that he’s a cocksucker and he’s going to hell you have proof!

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2025 11:36 PM

I should have r35. But he was only a Craigslist hookup that went on for a few months. And he wasn't scary and didn't steal anything when he came over.

And fun in bed.

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2025 11:40 PM

There are still "dating profiles"? As far as I know it's just incurable sluts with 6 different std's trying to hookup with anything.

by Anonymousreply 37July 10, 2025 12:14 AM

No limits.

by Anonymousreply 38July 10, 2025 12:30 AM

I'm the pictures with Snapchat filters

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2025 12:32 AM

I'm the nipples that look like gnawed erasers.

by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2025 12:51 AM

“Your labubus must not clash with mine”

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2025 12:59 AM

A meeting of the gunts.

by Anonymousreply 42July 10, 2025 1:20 AM

I’m your half-reliable memory, saying you think you saw this same profile — and same photo — eight years ago.

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2025 1:56 AM

I'm MOTHER in the next room, asking if we're hungry for latkes and sour cream when we're done.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2025 2:00 AM
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