Senator Lindsey Graham's Birthday!

Only 70?!

Did you know he's only 5'6"? Not counting his heels of course.

She looks and moves like she is well into her 70s. She’ll be having booze 🥃 as usual.

Miss Lindz knows where to find the booze AND the boys!

Maybe Melania has made arrangements. Kid Rock wearing short-shorts only willl bust out of a cake and sing 🎶 happy birthday to Lindz.

70 and single? I guess hasn't found the right girl.

Dump is arranging to have a few Latinboyz picked up by ICE to be brought to his house to plead their case.

And her liver turns 90 today, as well.

She takes a couple of international trips each month at taxpayers expense. Those frequent south Florida trips are charged to accounts from taxpayer dollars. Trump isn’t paying her expenses, but is receiving payments for the resort rooms/suites, dining, local transportation, golf fees, and liquor bills.

You terrified me, OP. I turned 71 today and momentarily thought I shared a birthday with this turd.

Happy Birthday, R10!

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Happy Birthday, r10! 🎈 🎁 Have a wonderful evening.

I sent him a bottle of Jean Nate and a nice blouse.

I think a nice red necktie with black polka dots would be well-received.

[quote] And her liver turns 90 today, as well.

Can’t say we don’t have any compatible body parts.

Which one of you bitches sent me this Fed Ex? It’s not funny and I’m pissed!

Happy 70th birthday Lindsey. Here's hoping you don't make it to your 71st, you lousy closet case piece of Carolina shit.

A nice birthday gift for Lindsey.

R19 At least at this time, LG is pushing for new sanctions on Russia and to release those new arms for Ukraine.

Putin apparently insulted Trump in their conversation. Trump can change his mind without warnings.

Looks at least mid-70s already.

Doubt will see her in South Carolina. She’ll show for some plant groundbreaking or highway project whereby she will claim some credit. She has multiple primary opponents coming up, and will have a Democratic opponent. Her campaign war chest is massive from special interests contributions.

Happy birthday bitch.

Lady G in the house!

Haha R14.

The perfect gift for a lady of her age.

Lindsey must fight with such internal strife . I actually feel sorry for him, sacrificing inner peace for his Senate seat. No job is worth having to hide yourself.

Cirrhosis you had one job! One GOD DAMN job!

Day for celebration 🎊!

We love you, Lindsey! Happy 70!

He'll probably celebrate with a few rent boys to make him squeal like the pig bottom he is.

Have the birthday you deserve, you old queen.

The people of SC will be better off when he’s replaced.

They'll probably elect someone even worse.

Maybe Lindseybelle will be set up on a blind date with a nice Christian gal!

Trump didn’t forget her birthday. I’m sure Lindsey reminded him.

Lindsey won’t invite My Fat Daughter to his party anymore. The last time My Fat Daughter went to Lindsey’s birthday, John was still alive.

My Fat Daugher stole the cake (Lindsey wanted a wedding cake, so it was a tiered Red Velvet number with Lindsey and Donald Trump grooms figures on top). She ran off under a tree with the cake and devoured it in one gulp.

Then My Fat Daughter bit Lindsey and sprayed her with a shaken up 2 liter bottle of strawberry soda, ruining Lindsey’s pretty party dress. Lindsey was looking forward to a father/daughter dance with John.

These two will never stop competing. John has been dead for years, and they’re still fighting tooth and nail to be John’s #1 fat loudmouth daughter.

I fucked up holding back arms Ukraine desperately needed. The President was unhappy my decision embarrassed him. To teach me a lesson, I must call upon Miss Lindz this evening and make sure she is completely satisfied with my visit.

Oh, well. I must do what I gotta do.

^Hegseth

I'm surprised that Lindsey's fellow South Carolinian senator, Tim Scott, hasn't fixed up Lindsey with another of his heterosexual girlfriends by now. Tim's wife must know SOMEONE suitable for Lindsey.

Hope this is your last B-Day Lady Bug. No empathy here for an anti democratic cunt who endorses a convicted felon and approves harmful hypocritical policy for sexual minorities. Really surprised bitch hasn't turned us into the Trump SS-she knows we’re here. She’s waiting till the last minute to through us to the dogs/shit.

Lindsey is tight with 79 y.o. Democratic Senator Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut. They take frequent international trips together.

You mean Blumenthal who lied about his military record? Which now is small potatoes compared to our current Nazi takeover.

Vibrant Junior Mint would be the ideal caller. Orange Sherbet doesn’t have the energetic desires he once displayed.