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Senator Lindsey Graham's Birthday!

July 9, 2025, Senator Lindsey Graham will turn a spry 70 years old. Lindsey is beloved by the news media, Senate colleagues, and of course, his idol, the President, Donald J. Trump. Lindsey may visit the Data Lounge, to see and hear from his many fans on social media.

Please share your happy birthday wishes for Lindsey here. What gifts would you suggest for Lindsey's 70th birthday? Where will the big gala be do you think? What celebrities, dignitaries, and prominent politicians will be in attendance? One wonders if there will be star entertainment. Perhaps it will be a surprise party at Mar-a-Lago.

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by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2025 7:48 AM

Only 70?!

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2025 8:05 PM

Did you know he's only 5'6"? Not counting his heels of course.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2025 8:08 PM

She looks and moves like she is well into her 70s. She’ll be having booze 🥃 as usual.

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2025 8:09 PM

Miss Lindz knows where to find the booze AND the boys!

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2025 8:17 PM

Maybe Melania has made arrangements. Kid Rock wearing short-shorts only willl bust out of a cake and sing 🎶 happy birthday to Lindz.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2025 8:19 PM

70 and single? I guess hasn't found the right girl.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2025 8:23 PM

Dump is arranging to have a few Latinboyz picked up by ICE to be brought to his house to plead their case.

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2025 8:59 PM

And her liver turns 90 today, as well.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2025 9:01 PM

She takes a couple of international trips each month at taxpayers expense. Those frequent south Florida trips are charged to accounts from taxpayer dollars. Trump isn’t paying her expenses, but is receiving payments for the resort rooms/suites, dining, local transportation, golf fees, and liquor bills.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2025 9:41 PM

You terrified me, OP. I turned 71 today and momentarily thought I shared a birthday with this turd.

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2025 9:45 PM

Happy Birthday, R10!

🥳

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2025 9:53 PM

Happy Birthday, r10! 🎈 🎁 Have a wonderful evening.

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2025 10:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2025 11:33 PM

I sent him a bottle of Jean Nate and a nice blouse.

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2025 11:46 PM

I think a nice red necktie with black polka dots would be well-received.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2025 11:51 PM

[quote] And her liver turns 90 today, as well.

Can’t say we don’t have any compatible body parts.

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2025 11:57 PM

Which one of you bitches sent me this Fed Ex? It’s not funny and I’m pissed!

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by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2025 12:10 AM

Happy 70th birthday Lindsey. Here's hoping you don't make it to your 71st, you lousy closet case piece of Carolina shit.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2025 12:12 AM

A nice birthday gift for Lindsey.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2025 1:02 AM

R19 At least at this time, LG is pushing for new sanctions on Russia and to release those new arms for Ukraine.

Putin apparently insulted Trump in their conversation. Trump can change his mind without warnings.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2025 1:47 AM

Looks at least mid-70s already.

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2025 2:04 AM

Doubt will see her in South Carolina. She’ll show for some plant groundbreaking or highway project whereby she will claim some credit. She has multiple primary opponents coming up, and will have a Democratic opponent. Her campaign war chest is massive from special interests contributions.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2025 2:35 AM

Happy birthday bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2025 2:40 AM

Lady G in the house!

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2025 2:42 AM

Haha R14.

The perfect gift for a lady of her age.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2025 3:14 AM

Lindsey must fight with such internal strife . I actually feel sorry for him, sacrificing inner peace for his Senate seat. No job is worth having to hide yourself.

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2025 3:49 AM

Cirrhosis you had one job! One GOD DAMN job!

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2025 4:07 AM

Day for celebration 🎊!

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by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2025 9:44 AM

We love you, Lindsey! Happy 70!

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by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2025 9:56 AM
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by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2025 10:43 AM
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by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2025 10:45 AM

He'll probably celebrate with a few rent boys to make him squeal like the pig bottom he is.

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2025 2:59 PM

Have the birthday you deserve, you old queen.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2025 3:02 PM

The people of SC will be better off when he’s replaced.

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2025 4:26 PM

They'll probably elect someone even worse.

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2025 7:24 PM

Maybe Lindseybelle will be set up on a blind date with a nice Christian gal!

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2025 7:40 PM

Trump didn’t forget her birthday. I’m sure Lindsey reminded him.

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by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2025 9:07 PM

Lindsey won’t invite My Fat Daughter to his party anymore. The last time My Fat Daughter went to Lindsey’s birthday, John was still alive.

My Fat Daugher stole the cake (Lindsey wanted a wedding cake, so it was a tiered Red Velvet number with Lindsey and Donald Trump grooms figures on top). She ran off under a tree with the cake and devoured it in one gulp.

Then My Fat Daughter bit Lindsey and sprayed her with a shaken up 2 liter bottle of strawberry soda, ruining Lindsey’s pretty party dress. Lindsey was looking forward to a father/daughter dance with John.

These two will never stop competing. John has been dead for years, and they’re still fighting tooth and nail to be John’s #1 fat loudmouth daughter.

by Anonymousreply 38July 9, 2025 9:21 PM

I fucked up holding back arms Ukraine desperately needed. The President was unhappy my decision embarrassed him. To teach me a lesson, I must call upon Miss Lindz this evening and make sure she is completely satisfied with my visit.

Oh, well. I must do what I gotta do.

by Anonymousreply 39July 9, 2025 9:28 PM

^Hegseth

by Anonymousreply 40July 9, 2025 9:30 PM

I'm surprised that Lindsey's fellow South Carolinian senator, Tim Scott, hasn't fixed up Lindsey with another of his heterosexual girlfriends by now. Tim's wife must know SOMEONE suitable for Lindsey.

by Anonymousreply 41July 9, 2025 10:38 PM

Hope this is your last B-Day Lady Bug. No empathy here for an anti democratic cunt who endorses a convicted felon and approves harmful hypocritical policy for sexual minorities. Really surprised bitch hasn't turned us into the Trump SS-she knows we’re here. She’s waiting till the last minute to through us to the dogs/shit.

by Anonymousreply 42July 9, 2025 11:01 PM

Lindsey is tight with 79 y.o. Democratic Senator Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut. They take frequent international trips together.

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2025 12:30 AM

You mean Blumenthal who lied about his military record? Which now is small potatoes compared to our current Nazi takeover.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2025 7:48 AM
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