Senator Lindsey Graham's Birthday!
July 9, 2025, Senator Lindsey Graham will turn a spry 70 years old. Lindsey is beloved by the news media, Senate colleagues, and of course, his idol, the President, Donald J. Trump. Lindsey may visit the Data Lounge, to see and hear from his many fans on social media.
Please share your happy birthday wishes for Lindsey here. What gifts would you suggest for Lindsey's 70th birthday? Where will the big gala be do you think? What celebrities, dignitaries, and prominent politicians will be in attendance? One wonders if there will be star entertainment. Perhaps it will be a surprise party at Mar-a-Lago.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 7:48 AM
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Did you know he's only 5'6"? Not counting his heels of course.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 8, 2025 8:08 PM
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She looks and moves like she is well into her 70s. She’ll be having booze 🥃 as usual.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 8, 2025 8:09 PM
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Miss Lindz knows where to find the booze AND the boys!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 8, 2025 8:17 PM
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Maybe Melania has made arrangements. Kid Rock wearing short-shorts only willl bust out of a cake and sing 🎶 happy birthday to Lindz.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 8, 2025 8:19 PM
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70 and single? I guess hasn't found the right girl.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 8, 2025 8:23 PM
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Dump is arranging to have a few Latinboyz picked up by ICE to be brought to his house to plead their case.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 8, 2025 8:59 PM
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And her liver turns 90 today, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 8, 2025 9:01 PM
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She takes a couple of international trips each month at taxpayers expense. Those frequent south Florida trips are charged to accounts from taxpayer dollars. Trump isn’t paying her expenses, but is receiving payments for the resort rooms/suites, dining, local transportation, golf fees, and liquor bills.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 8, 2025 9:41 PM
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You terrified me, OP. I turned 71 today and momentarily thought I shared a birthday with this turd.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 8, 2025 9:45 PM
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Happy Birthday, r10! 🎈 🎁 Have a wonderful evening.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 8, 2025 10:09 PM
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I sent him a bottle of Jean Nate and a nice blouse.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 8, 2025 11:46 PM
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I think a nice red necktie with black polka dots would be well-received.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 8, 2025 11:51 PM
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[quote] And her liver turns 90 today, as well.
Can’t say we don’t have any compatible body parts.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 8, 2025 11:57 PM
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Which one of you bitches sent me this Fed Ex? It’s not funny and I’m pissed!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2025 12:10 AM
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Happy 70th birthday Lindsey. Here's hoping you don't make it to your 71st, you lousy closet case piece of Carolina shit.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2025 12:12 AM
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A nice birthday gift for Lindsey.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2025 1:02 AM
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R19 At least at this time, LG is pushing for new sanctions on Russia and to release those new arms for Ukraine.
Putin apparently insulted Trump in their conversation. Trump can change his mind without warnings.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2025 1:47 AM
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Looks at least mid-70s already.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2025 2:04 AM
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Doubt will see her in South Carolina. She’ll show for some plant groundbreaking or highway project whereby she will claim some credit. She has multiple primary opponents coming up, and will have a Democratic opponent. Her campaign war chest is massive from special interests contributions.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2025 2:35 AM
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Haha R14.
The perfect gift for a lady of her age.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2025 3:14 AM
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Lindsey must fight with such internal strife . I actually feel sorry for him, sacrificing inner peace for his Senate seat. No job is worth having to hide yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2025 3:49 AM
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Cirrhosis you had one job! One GOD DAMN job!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2025 4:07 AM
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We love you, Lindsey! Happy 70!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | July 9, 2025 9:56 AM
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He'll probably celebrate with a few rent boys to make him squeal like the pig bottom he is.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2025 2:59 PM
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Have the birthday you deserve, you old queen.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2025 3:02 PM
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The people of SC will be better off when he’s replaced.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2025 4:26 PM
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They'll probably elect someone even worse.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2025 7:24 PM
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Maybe Lindseybelle will be set up on a blind date with a nice Christian gal!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2025 7:40 PM
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Trump didn’t forget her birthday. I’m sure Lindsey reminded him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | July 9, 2025 9:07 PM
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Lindsey won’t invite My Fat Daughter to his party anymore. The last time My Fat Daughter went to Lindsey’s birthday, John was still alive.
My Fat Daugher stole the cake (Lindsey wanted a wedding cake, so it was a tiered Red Velvet number with Lindsey and Donald Trump grooms figures on top). She ran off under a tree with the cake and devoured it in one gulp.
Then My Fat Daughter bit Lindsey and sprayed her with a shaken up 2 liter bottle of strawberry soda, ruining Lindsey’s pretty party dress. Lindsey was looking forward to a father/daughter dance with John.
These two will never stop competing. John has been dead for years, and they’re still fighting tooth and nail to be John’s #1 fat loudmouth daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 9, 2025 9:21 PM
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I fucked up holding back arms Ukraine desperately needed. The President was unhappy my decision embarrassed him. To teach me a lesson, I must call upon Miss Lindz this evening and make sure she is completely satisfied with my visit.
Oh, well. I must do what I gotta do.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 9, 2025 9:28 PM
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I'm surprised that Lindsey's fellow South Carolinian senator, Tim Scott, hasn't fixed up Lindsey with another of his heterosexual girlfriends by now. Tim's wife must know SOMEONE suitable for Lindsey.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 9, 2025 10:38 PM
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Hope this is your last B-Day Lady Bug. No empathy here for an anti democratic cunt who endorses a convicted felon and approves harmful hypocritical policy for sexual minorities. Really surprised bitch hasn't turned us into the Trump SS-she knows we’re here. She’s waiting till the last minute to through us to the dogs/shit.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 9, 2025 11:01 PM
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Lindsey is tight with 79 y.o. Democratic Senator Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut. They take frequent international trips together.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2025 12:30 AM
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You mean Blumenthal who lied about his military record? Which now is small potatoes compared to our current Nazi takeover.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2025 7:48 AM
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