Jack Schlossberg, SHITS FIRED?

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Jack wants kids NOW, and he needs a surrogate.

What, no girlfriend?

A handsome, eligible "bachelor" like Jack?

Um, okay.

Muthaaa, it's much cleaner to have a baby with a surrogate

Dear lord, he must have been an annoying kid.

Why does he think Murphy is a perv? I get he’s upset very the John-John miniseries for whatever reason, but why the perv comment? And why the fruitiest picture of Murphy he could find?

R4 - ugh - he is annoying, pranking his parents for gram posts. He's 32 fucking years old.

He sure looks weird without his hair.

LOL.

[italic]To Whom It May Concern:

The National ENQUIRER is preparing to publish a story reporting Caroline Kennedy is disturbed and ashamed over her son Jack Schlossberg's most recent social media outburst in which he attacked journalist Megyn Kelly and demanded to see her genitals.

Sources say Jack's outburst is all the worse for coming on the heels of Caroline's de facto ascension to the role of Kennedy clan leader after her aunt Ethel's passing.

The timing is also poor insofar as it's damaging to Caroline's ambition to seek higher office and potentially even, one day, the presidency, sources say.

Sources say Caroline and other members of the family are doing everything they can to make sure her son gets the help he needs and reel in his comments before more damage is done to the family legacy.[/italic]

Jack's reply?

[bold]jackuno•27,671 likes

Here’s my comment: am I bothering you guys ? All I want is confirmation of Megyn’s gender since it remains so unclear to so many. Oh and hey Andrew Cuomo stop planting stories about me in the press.[/bold]

He’s not well.

"Pervert" seems a little harsh.

I mean, what else is a known practicing homosexual supposed to wear to the Met Gala when the theme is "Camp" for fuck's sake?

bipolar? schizo?

In the immortal words of Steve Lawrence (circa 1963), "Go away, little girl."

...oh, honey..there's a problem in what remains of Camelot..

Is this AI?

[quote][R4] - ugh - he is annoying, pranking his parents for gram posts. He's 32 fucking years old.

Liberals are very immature compared to conservatives, who tend to be married and settled down by age 25.

This is what happens when someone has never heard the word "no" in his life.

R15, if that’s the case, I’d say liberals are far more happy than conservatives.

R15 - liberals know better than to settle down in your early 20s and start popping out babies because you're supposed to.

Maturity has nothing to do with it - it's brainwashing and going with the pack "well, this is what everyone else is doing".

That's why there are so many angry and bitter conservatives in their 40s and 50s - and why so many 'family values men' cheat on their wives and are caught in sex scandals.

Lol R12.

That really suits him.

"nice...Nice...NICE!

This is THE DATA LOUNGE.

Frau for brains

[quote] Liberals are very immature compared to conservatives, who tend to be married and settled down by age 25.

LOL LOL LOL LOL, oh my sides!!!!!

Translation: no woman wants to settle down with a flamboyant meth-head.

R15 🤣

Yeah, what’s wrong with him? I thought he was just cocky.

[quote] Yeah, what’s wrong with him? I thought he was just cocky.

He just likes cock.

That Ryan dude at OP is subtly dressed as a penis. Damn, DL - how could you miss that?

The best is the upthread narrative about Caroline’s potential future higher office including the Presidency efforts…seriously!??? LOL

I know the rules have changed with the elections of our last presidents, but Caroline will be 68 later this year so she needs to be more concrete about her presidential ambitions than “some day.”

He seems off, but I def got a chuckle out of the MK business.