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Yay! Yipee!!!

They fixtided Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2025 5:49 PM

Thank God they were able to find a crane big enough to hoist My Fat Daughter off the controls!

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2025 3:10 PM

Muriel needs to hire competent full time technical support staff, instead of relying on the kindness of her gentleman callers, to fix things around this dump.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2025 3:15 PM

The DL server control room this morning

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by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2025 3:19 PM

I have 396 new notifications.

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2025 3:20 PM

R4 - lol I had 408.

And then when I actually checked them, I really had 4.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2025 3:22 PM

[quote] We are testing notifications for mentions and likes. This is a testbench page. Work in progress. Nothing to see here - yet.

WTF does this mean?

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2025 3:22 PM

r5 Muriel is such a tease

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2025 3:25 PM

R6 - Good question. The "testing" phase should be over by now?

It's been working fine--in terms of alerting me to what of mine has been liked, etc.--for months.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2025 3:25 PM

[quote] I had 408. And then when I actually checked them, I really had 4.

This has been an issue for a while - posts show unread comments but they've all been read, or mostly been read. The site just gets stuck as if it's one of your earlier visits.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2025 3:28 PM

[Quote] WTF does this mean?

Ask again later

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2025 3:30 PM

Do we get a pro-rated refund for the down time?

(I'm owed $0.03).

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2025 3:33 PM

Oh the humanity! Why, why, why?!

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2025 3:43 PM

I actually have nice things to say about Muriel - she helped me with a technical issue a few months back.

But I keep thinking one of these days, the DL will collapse and never come back. It's older than dirt and I can't see any money or time being spent to update our system in any way.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2025 3:51 PM

Fank you Muriel!!!

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2025 3:54 PM

That’s what we get with software from Iowa!

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2025 3:56 PM

This was a cyber terrorist attack led by Joyce DeWitt.

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2025 3:59 PM

I've noticed that the notifications don't capture everything.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2025 4:01 PM

A little duct tape, a little spackle, back in business.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2025 5:03 PM

Muriel spilled her drink on the Commodore 64.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2025 5:14 PM

I have the 33 likes for my last comment, you make Melania happy lady. Then I look? Poof. Only the 12 nice gay boy like my post. Time to go spit in KFC jumbo meal for dear Lard and Savior. Ha ha. Always put the smile on teeth. Melania done being gloomy and get back to hot girl summer plans. You want to go with me to the Six Flags and push small children off merry go around, yes?

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2025 5:23 PM

This site has been on autopilot for decades. How does it even still exist? No way do subscriptions pay the bills.

Someday we'll find out Mediapolis wasn't aware it was still running.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2025 5:36 PM

Does anyone know whether Armie Hammer turned on his longtime friend in a new podcast?

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2025 5:49 PM
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