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Netanyahu nominates Trump for Nobel Prize

Donald Trump has said he thinks talks to end the war in Gaza have been "going along very well", as he hosted Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Washington DC.

At the meeting, the Israeli PM also said he had nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, reportedly a long-held goal of the US president.

"He's forging peace as we speak, in one country, in one region after the other," Netanyahu said as he presented Trump with a letter he sent to the prize committee.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2025 11:02 PM

I want the rest of the world to nominate Zelenskyy so we can watch Trump’s head explode.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2025 3:27 PM

Someone who will never get the Nobel Peace Prize nominating somebody else who will never get the Nobel Peace Prize.

And the rest of the world laughs uproariously.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2025 3:47 PM

Wouldn't it have been easier and more ecologically conscious (no paper wasted) to just give him a blowjob or a handjob?

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2025 3:51 PM

Netanyahu should be sitting in a Dutch prison cell next to the former president of the Philippines. I hope history remembers him as mass murderer.

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2025 8:28 PM

Netanyahu is giving Trump a handjob with this "nomination"... 2025 noms were due January 31, so all of this is moot. Bibi knows this, of course; just one mass murderer fellating another. Trump probably thinks they'll bend the rules for him. When he's not considered, Trump will post some word salad blasting the Nobel committee as "disgusting" or "lazy" or some other epithet.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2025 8:48 PM

IF they ever come up with the "dickhead of the year award," these two clowns will be in head-to-head competition.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2025 9:22 PM

Two war criminals perverting the basic intention of the Nobel Peace Prize. At this point, you may as well just nominate Hitler posthumously.

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2025 10:18 PM

Netanyahu nominating Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize is akin to Ted Bundy nominating Jeffrey Dahmer for a James Beard Award.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2025 10:55 PM

Next, Trump will nominate Satanyahoo as humanitarian of the year.

What a fucking farce this world has become.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2025 11:02 PM
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