Richard Simmons Auction

Richard loves his knic knacs

Nothing in that list of items tells me a man with a penis ever lived there.

Are there any sequined hot pants for sale?

The purple and pink example inscribed and signed #5003 Van Deurzen and the blue and purple example signed and inscribed Van Deurzen #1431 184, together with a Pinkwater Glass colored glass fan vase inscribed, dated, and signed © 89' Pinkwater. (3) height of blue and purple example 13 1/2in

That is the saddest auction I have ever seen!!

I am very curious why he was not seen for the last few years of his life

Damn, cant read the Barbra Streisand correspondence letter in his Barbra collection of photos. Probably just thank you letters, stop stocking me and fk off. They look pretty short.

I thought the endless number of kitschy SERGIO BUSTAMANTE (MEXICAN, BORN 1942) crap was depressing - and then I scrolled down to four score and twenty-seven bedazzled tank tops.

This

He wore more pairs of pantyhose than all those tank tops. Are those for sale too? I wonder if the crotch was bedazzled.

Did they check his kitchen cabinets? Richard Simmons Salad Spray???

It burns my eyes.

Wait a minute-the metal dining set isn't too bad; the deck does need a dining set!

I like the Sonia Blomdahl bowls.

RICHARD SIMMONS AND HIS DALMATIANS

It...umm....it looks exactly like an estate sale for Richard Simmons. Looks like he stopped buying stuff in the 1990s. (And his house showed the same).

There's some weird appeal for me about buying one of his tacky tank tops - I don't know why - but I wouldn't mind having one. Just to have it.

Are dildos part of the offerings?

me too.

Expulsion from the Garden of Eden

Expulsion from the Garden of Eatin'

Bizarre estimates. 200-300 for deal-a-meal or a fine art glass piece?

You just know that everything from that estate will be infused with a musty odor. If you buy something, air it out on the patio for a day or two.

R22 - wouldn't we say the same of most estates from older people?

It's kind of strange - was he having money problems the last two decades? Because it certainly looks like he just stopped buying anything since the 1990s.

Yes he probably had a house full of crap already, but most gay men are acutely aware when things have gone out of style. I don't get it.

Was he a hermit? Did he have any sex life at all? Did he gain back a lot of weight the past few years which is why no one saw him? So many questions.

R11, Richard’s actual corpse seems to be part of that auction!

That's quite an assemblage of bric-a-brac 'n' knicks & knacks and some shmata thrown in to round it off.

I called it first, cunt at r20

I call dibs on this! 😁

Where's all the fancy stuff? If you looked at his estate sale, you'd think that he died with very little money.

R28 The housekeeper probably got it.

Oh my the selection of fabulous bric-a-brac.

SONJA BLOMDAHL (AMERICAN, BORN 1952): TWO COLORED AND CLEAR GLASS BOWLS