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My rescue dog spends far too much time tugging at his weiner

I tell him to stop, but he just looks at me and licks his lips.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2025 12:15 AM

Is he a rescue dog?

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2025 1:45 AM

Yes, r1, he is. Sorry, I should have made that clear.

by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2025 1:46 AM

[quote] My rescue dog spends far too much time tugging at his weiner

Perhaps he's following your example, OP? Just a thought.

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2025 1:53 AM

DongFace Thread

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2025 1:59 AM

"Hey, I'm licking my lips and looking at you. What do you need, an engraved invitation?"

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2025 1:33 PM

OP, dogs imitate their owners.

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2025 1:38 PM

intimate

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2025 1:39 PM

🫖 🍰 🧵

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2025 1:43 PM

He also makes an angry gurgling noise.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2025 3:32 PM

So he swallows, R9?

by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2025 3:34 PM

He's a eunuch, r9, so no goo comes out of his weiner.

by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2025 8:49 PM

I asked my vet about that behavior and she said he was probably masturbating. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2025 8:58 PM

With no opposable thumbs, I imagine it's like kissing your sister.

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2025 9:03 PM

I had an ex like this. Some bit of trash from Texas. Rural Texas, at that. Just TRASH.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2025 9:12 PM

Don't let him in the room while you're watching your porn videos.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2025 10:21 PM

His [italic]wiener[/italic], OP?

How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2025 10:40 PM

Don't we all, OP, don't we all.

- Tugging as I Type

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2025 10:47 PM

Maybe he's part chimpanzee

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2025 11:34 PM

[quote] His wiener, OP?

To be fair the rescue dog is a weiner dog.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2025 11:47 PM

My little chihuahua had a huge, man-sized wiener that would shake back and forth obscenely when he walked.

It’s funny because only straight guys would comment on it.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2025 12:15 AM
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