Let's be MYRA BRECKINRIDGE!

I'm the chapter that reads in its entirety:

"Where are my tits? [italic]WHERE ARE MY TITS?[/italic]

I'm Roger Herron.

The novel warped my childhood

I’m the cow milk.

I will use a strap on and fuck every man in the ass.

Slight side note: If you haven't seen this fun interview with Raquel Welch about the movie / meeting Mae, you should watch - pretty interesting.

To think that everyone in the movie is now dead.

Excuse me R7

Raquel talks about the premiere of Myra Breckinridge

I'm Janis Joplin's obsession with this movie.

I'm Mae West. I knock everybody off the screen, just like I did in "Night After Night".

I'm Myron. I duke it out with that bitch Myra in the brilliant but less well-known MYRON.

I'm critic Rex Reed who put Myra Breckenridge and Catch-22 at the top of my list of the worst films of 1970.

I'm Phyllis Thaxter in "30 Seconds Over Tokyo."

I'm director Michael Sarne who after MB was never asked by an American studio to direct another film.

I'm Shirley Temple AND Loretta Young outraged that outtakes from our films were used in this morally disastrous film.

I'm the scene from 1937s Heidi featuring Shirley Temple that the White House demanded, be removed from the film due to Temple's role as a United States Ambassador

Indeed, R13 -- even though you were one of the "stars" of MB.

I'm Thordis Brandt and MB was the last of my 28 screen credits before I become a private duty nurse.

I'm Tom Selleck in my film debut playing one of Leticia's studs

I'm Lee Majors who was sought for the role of Rusty but I turned it down

I'm Farrah Fawcett in my first and only X rated film

I'm Roger Herren in my first and only film

I'm Theadora Van Runkle, serving fabulous, Golden Age of Hollywood inspired wardrobe for the star.

I also did Bonnie & Clyde, The Godfather Part II, and Troop Beverly Hills (displaying RATHER a wide range)

I'm also Roger Herren.

r24 sketch as a finished garment:

I'm Edith Head who designed Mae's outfits

I'm Leticia Allen who sings several songs in the film which really makes no sense since I was a talent agent.

I'm the clause in Mae's contract stipulating she's the only cast member to be dressed in black and white.

I am also Raquel's black and white costume that goes mysteriously missing from her dressing room. After I'm returned, my white ruffle is dyed a very, [italic]very[/italic] pale shade of blue and shooting is allowed to resume.