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Does anyone else here want to have hot sex with Guy Fieri?

Yes, please!!

✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋

I want to suck on his mushroom cocklet, while he verbally abuses me by whispering sweet nothing MAGA insults in my ear.

Then he can shoot his impotent teaspoon load of non-fertile sperm down my hungry throat, while calling me a Progressive Pussy.

Damn, it's hot in here. Is anyone else as turned on as I am, right now?

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by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2025 1:27 PM

You can have Guy. I'll take his sons .

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by Anonymousreply 1July 6, 2025 10:49 AM

Nephew Jules is looking mighty tasty... and just got his Master's degree.

[quote]In a social media post, the Tournament of Champions host, 57, praised his nephew, Jules, 25, for graduating from Loyola Marymount University's Loyola Law School and receiving his Master of Science in Legal Studies (MLS).

[quote]For his university, Jules shared why he chose the accelerated master's program aimed towards professionals instead of going the juris doctor (JD) route with his legal studies. “It sounded like a great option for me because I never really wanted to be an attorney, but I want to own my own business one day,” said Fieri. “I'm a music agent, so I also want to be able to advise my clients on the legal side of what I do. I deal with contracts every day, but I couldn't fully understand everything I was doing.”

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by Anonymousreply 2July 6, 2025 10:54 AM

On Joe Rogan he revealed he believes in psychics, his family has been getting scammed by a psychic for years.

by Anonymousreply 3July 6, 2025 1:09 PM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 4July 6, 2025 1:20 PM

Hell yeah except I'd shave that mangina off his chin.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2025 3:49 AM

Ewww...

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2025 4:00 AM

Proceed with caution.

He looks like he doesn’t wipe.

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2025 7:49 AM

Not even a hate fuck with your dick, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2025 7:50 AM

Dude? No.

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2025 9:54 AM

I didn't know he was still around. I used to see his Flavortown commercials all the time.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 7, 2025 10:47 AM

Good luck, OP.

[quote]Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff. "Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'"

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by Anonymousreply 11July 7, 2025 10:59 AM

🥴🤢🤮

by Anonymousreply 12July 7, 2025 11:02 AM

Eww, no, but I knew a guy that looked almost exactly like Fieri. He had a monster cock, but was a serious perv.

by Anonymousreply 13July 7, 2025 11:13 AM

Interesting, r11, but I'll assume that what he said was paraphrased. Homophobes almost never say "gay people" when they are saying homophobic shit.

by Anonymousreply 14July 7, 2025 11:17 AM

Guy Ferry.

Google it.

by Anonymousreply 15July 7, 2025 12:22 PM

Sure, OP. Right after I insert 77 shards of glass into my urethra.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2025 12:46 PM

Gross, OP. I'm not that desperate - unless he's paying me money for it.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2025 12:47 PM

r14 Did you not see the "Those people weird me out!" part?

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2025 12:56 PM

Guy Ferry should die in a grease fire and leave us all alone.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2025 1:01 PM

R19 is Bobby Flay.

by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2025 1:06 PM

Bobby Flay should die in a grease fire and leave us all alone.

by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2025 1:15 PM

Greasy pig Guy Ferry lives here in a blue sea of LGTBQ folks and our allies. We are all about locally grown, organic produce and grass-fed everything here - the antithesis of his disgusting MAGA-fried shit he pushes to Mercuh. We ignore him. He has to go to Reno to get laid.

by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2025 1:19 PM

Ferry is a star on Food Network because he appeals to MEN. the fat sloppy franks n beans type.

by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2025 1:26 PM

Hell yeah! Especially now that I know Melissa McCarthy based her "Bridesmaids" character on him. HAWT!!!

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2025 1:27 PM
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