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Big-butted golfer Michael LaSasso

Has he been discussed here before? I think he gives DL legend Anthony Recker a run for his money.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 9, 2025 10:41 AM

THICC in ALL the right places!

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by Anonymousreply 1July 4, 2025 10:09 PM

Jon Rahm’s ass on Brooks Koepka’s body?

by Anonymousreply 2July 4, 2025 10:18 PM

It would take 5 or six Handiwipes before I'd go in (you know straight guys aren't so clean). But, y'know- that's foreplay. After that, I'd bury my face for hours while he grabbed his ankles and thrashed and whimpered.

by Anonymousreply 3July 4, 2025 10:19 PM

Baby got back

by Anonymousreply 4July 4, 2025 10:21 PM

ZOINKS!

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by Anonymousreply 5July 4, 2025 10:24 PM

I’m struggling to think of a hotter golfer ever. This is actually quite impressive.

by Anonymousreply 6July 4, 2025 10:42 PM

He can sit directly on my face.

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by Anonymousreply 7July 4, 2025 11:00 PM

R5 is Travolta-esque.

by Anonymousreply 8July 4, 2025 11:02 PM

Will you think he’s hot when you see him with his red MAGA cap?

by Anonymousreply 9July 4, 2025 11:04 PM

If that’s all he’s wearing? Yes, please.

by Anonymousreply 10July 4, 2025 11:06 PM

He’s like a sexy Patrick Reed.

by Anonymousreply 11July 4, 2025 11:27 PM

This is the thickest white boy I've seen in a minute

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by Anonymousreply 12July 4, 2025 11:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 13July 4, 2025 11:32 PM

Never rim a str8 guy

by Anonymousreply 14July 4, 2025 11:35 PM

Hot as fuck

by Anonymousreply 15July 4, 2025 11:36 PM

I wonder if he knows how to twerk?

by Anonymousreply 16July 4, 2025 11:41 PM

Not as chunky as Jon Rahm. That due has a massive spare tire on him.

by Anonymousreply 17July 4, 2025 11:43 PM

Bryson is the only real competition.

by Anonymousreply 18July 4, 2025 11:45 PM

More, like Michael La Asso.

by Anonymousreply 19July 5, 2025 12:33 AM

Two cheeseburgers away from obesity.

by Anonymousreply 20July 5, 2025 12:37 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21July 5, 2025 12:37 AM

I would feed him those cheeseburgers.

by Anonymousreply 22July 5, 2025 1:09 AM

Nair™

by Anonymousreply 23July 5, 2025 1:13 AM

This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened.

by Anonymousreply 24July 5, 2025 1:17 AM

Nice birthing hips.

I like a fit guy with a big juicy butt. NOT ALL MUSCLE BUTT - it's got to have some fat for flavor and roundness.

My favorite - but it's an extremely rare find in the wild. Unfortunately, they usually end up overweight.

by Anonymousreply 25July 5, 2025 1:18 AM

I want him right after a long, sweaty round of golf.

by Anonymousreply 26July 5, 2025 2:09 AM

Him in the shower - at the 19th hole.

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by Anonymousreply 27July 5, 2025 2:22 AM

"This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened."

They always existed.

by Anonymousreply 28July 5, 2025 2:52 AM

Is this the Jon Rahm some of you are raving about? I’d take LaSasso over him any day.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 5, 2025 3:46 AM

I like LasASSo.

by Anonymousreply 30July 5, 2025 7:00 AM

Dorf on golf.

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by Anonymousreply 31July 6, 2025 2:24 PM

From Duke Braden on Instagram.

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by Anonymousreply 32July 6, 2025 3:00 PM

He’s also the reigning NCAA Division Individual National Champion? He might be around long enough for us to see that ass turn into a pumpkin.

by Anonymousreply 33July 6, 2025 3:26 PM

He has a hot ass but he can’t get it in the hole forever.

by Anonymousreply 34July 6, 2025 4:52 PM

Rahm is so hot. I love some manly pudge.

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by Anonymousreply 35July 6, 2025 5:04 PM

“Hey guys, it’s me, Mike La Sasso. Come get ready with me.”

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by Anonymousreply 36July 6, 2025 5:18 PM

Fat is disgusting such as at r35.

by Anonymousreply 37July 6, 2025 7:16 PM

Five years from now…..

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by Anonymousreply 38July 6, 2025 7:18 PM

Yeah that’s a big butt all right. But it looks like it could rise to Trump level big butt.

by Anonymousreply 39July 6, 2025 7:34 PM

That's a caboose!

by Anonymousreply 40July 6, 2025 10:00 PM

I like a cushiony fellow.

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by Anonymousreply 41July 6, 2025 11:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 42July 6, 2025 11:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 43July 6, 2025 11:41 PM

He clearly wears boxer-briefs

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by Anonymousreply 44July 6, 2025 11:42 PM

Or Spanx.

by Anonymousreply 45July 6, 2025 11:49 PM

Most pro golfers are MAGA.

by Anonymousreply 46July 7, 2025 12:03 AM

Maybe not MAGA, but absolutely all Republicans. David Duval is the only one who ever publicly admitted to voting Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 47July 7, 2025 12:11 AM

Imagine the spread of his bare buttocks when he sits on the bowl to take a dump.

by Anonymousreply 48July 7, 2025 5:03 AM

Watching him walk around with that fine bum, would make my day.

by Anonymousreply 49July 7, 2025 6:55 AM
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by Anonymousreply 50July 9, 2025 1:23 AM

Fat rednecks you can have them all, gays. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 51July 9, 2025 1:41 AM

I don't know if it's quite up to Anthony Recker standard, but LaSasso does have a very nice ass.

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by Anonymousreply 52July 9, 2025 3:23 AM

He's almost enough to make me watch golf.

by Anonymousreply 53July 9, 2025 10:41 AM
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