Has he been discussed here before? I think he gives DL legend Anthony Recker a run for his money.
Jon Rahm’s ass on Brooks Koepka’s body?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 4, 2025 10:18 PM |
It would take 5 or six Handiwipes before I'd go in (you know straight guys aren't so clean). But, y'know- that's foreplay. After that, I'd bury my face for hours while he grabbed his ankles and thrashed and whimpered.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 4, 2025 10:19 PM |
Baby got back
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2025 10:21 PM |
I’m struggling to think of a hotter golfer ever. This is actually quite impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 4, 2025 10:42 PM |
R5 is Travolta-esque.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 4, 2025 11:02 PM |
Will you think he’s hot when you see him with his red MAGA cap?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 4, 2025 11:04 PM |
If that’s all he’s wearing? Yes, please.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 4, 2025 11:06 PM |
He’s like a sexy Patrick Reed.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 4, 2025 11:27 PM |
This is the thickest white boy I've seen in a minute
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 4, 2025 11:32 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 4, 2025 11:32 PM |
Never rim a str8 guy
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 4, 2025 11:35 PM |
Hot as fuck
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 4, 2025 11:36 PM |
I wonder if he knows how to twerk?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 4, 2025 11:41 PM |
Not as chunky as Jon Rahm. That due has a massive spare tire on him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 4, 2025 11:43 PM |
Bryson is the only real competition.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 4, 2025 11:45 PM |
More, like Michael La Asso.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 5, 2025 12:33 AM |
Two cheeseburgers away from obesity.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 5, 2025 12:37 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 5, 2025 12:37 AM |
I would feed him those cheeseburgers.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 5, 2025 1:09 AM |
Nair™
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 5, 2025 1:13 AM |
This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 5, 2025 1:17 AM |
Nice birthing hips.
I like a fit guy with a big juicy butt. NOT ALL MUSCLE BUTT - it's got to have some fat for flavor and roundness.
My favorite - but it's an extremely rare find in the wild. Unfortunately, they usually end up overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 5, 2025 1:18 AM |
I want him right after a long, sweaty round of golf.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 5, 2025 2:09 AM |
"This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened."
They always existed.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 5, 2025 2:52 AM |
Is this the Jon Rahm some of you are raving about? I’d take LaSasso over him any day.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 5, 2025 3:46 AM |
I like LasASSo.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 5, 2025 7:00 AM |
He’s also the reigning NCAA Division Individual National Champion? He might be around long enough for us to see that ass turn into a pumpkin.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2025 3:26 PM |
He has a hot ass but he can’t get it in the hole forever.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2025 4:52 PM |
“Hey guys, it’s me, Mike La Sasso. Come get ready with me.”
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 6, 2025 5:18 PM |
Fat is disgusting such as at r35.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 6, 2025 7:16 PM |
Yeah that’s a big butt all right. But it looks like it could rise to Trump level big butt.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2025 7:34 PM |
That's a caboose!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 6, 2025 10:00 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 6, 2025 11:41 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 6, 2025 11:41 PM |
Or Spanx.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2025 11:49 PM |
Most pro golfers are MAGA.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 7, 2025 12:03 AM |
Maybe not MAGA, but absolutely all Republicans. David Duval is the only one who ever publicly admitted to voting Democrat.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 7, 2025 12:11 AM |
Imagine the spread of his bare buttocks when he sits on the bowl to take a dump.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 7, 2025 5:03 AM |
Watching him walk around with that fine bum, would make my day.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 7, 2025 6:55 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 9, 2025 1:23 AM |
Fat rednecks you can have them all, gays. 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 9, 2025 1:41 AM |
I don't know if it's quite up to Anthony Recker standard, but LaSasso does have a very nice ass.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 9, 2025 3:23 AM |
He's almost enough to make me watch golf.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 9, 2025 10:41 AM |
Damn
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 19, 2025 2:03 PM |
Why I golf. He’s not my mango munchie, but a cute young fellow.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 19, 2025 3:06 PM |
He's no Brooks Koepka OR DeChambeau.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 19, 2025 5:38 PM |
[quote] He's no Brooks Koepka
Flat ass with the dreaded half crack.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 19, 2025 5:47 PM |
Girl next to Brooks: “Hey, where’s the wallet?”
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 19, 2025 6:50 PM |
Generally speaking, the majority of pro golfers are horrifying humans that defy description to how fucked up they are.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 19, 2025 7:44 PM |
Few to none of them would dream of turning down an invite from Trump to play a round. Rory did it. Bryson did an extended YT video with him. They are all small business owners, many from country club environments. Low taxes are all that matters to them.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 19, 2025 7:58 PM |