Big-butted golfer Michael LaSasso

THICC in ALL the right places!

Jon Rahm’s ass on Brooks Koepka’s body?

It would take 5 or six Handiwipes before I'd go in (you know straight guys aren't so clean). But, y'know- that's foreplay. After that, I'd bury my face for hours while he grabbed his ankles and thrashed and whimpered.

Baby got back

ZOINKS!

I’m struggling to think of a hotter golfer ever. This is actually quite impressive.

He can sit directly on my face.

R5 is Travolta-esque.

Will you think he’s hot when you see him with his red MAGA cap?

If that’s all he’s wearing? Yes, please.

He’s like a sexy Patrick Reed.

This is the thickest white boy I've seen in a minute

Never rim a str8 guy

Hot as fuck

I wonder if he knows how to twerk?

Not as chunky as Jon Rahm. That due has a massive spare tire on him.

Bryson is the only real competition.

More, like Michael La Asso.

Two cheeseburgers away from obesity.

I would feed him those cheeseburgers.

Nair™

This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened.

Nice birthing hips.

I like a fit guy with a big juicy butt. NOT ALL MUSCLE BUTT - it's got to have some fat for flavor and roundness.

My favorite - but it's an extremely rare find in the wild. Unfortunately, they usually end up overweight.

I want him right after a long, sweaty round of golf.

Him in the shower - at the 19th hole.

"This new generation of white guys with the butts, thighs, and lips are real game changers. I'm still not sure how it happened."

They always existed.

Is this the Jon Rahm some of you are raving about? I’d take LaSasso over him any day.

I like LasASSo.

Dorf on golf.

From Duke Braden on Instagram.

He’s also the reigning NCAA Division Individual National Champion? He might be around long enough for us to see that ass turn into a pumpkin.

He has a hot ass but he can’t get it in the hole forever.

Rahm is so hot. I love some manly pudge.

“Hey guys, it’s me, Mike La Sasso. Come get ready with me.”

Fat is disgusting such as at r35.

Five years from now…..

Yeah that’s a big butt all right. But it looks like it could rise to Trump level big butt.

That's a caboose!

I like a cushiony fellow.

He clearly wears boxer-briefs

Or Spanx.

Most pro golfers are MAGA.

Maybe not MAGA, but absolutely all Republicans. David Duval is the only one who ever publicly admitted to voting Democrat.

Imagine the spread of his bare buttocks when he sits on the bowl to take a dump.

Watching him walk around with that fine bum, would make my day.

Fat rednecks you can have them all, gays. 🤮

I don't know if it's quite up to Anthony Recker standard, but LaSasso does have a very nice ass.

He's almost enough to make me watch golf.

Damn

Why I golf. He’s not my mango munchie, but a cute young fellow.

He's no Brooks Koepka OR DeChambeau.

[quote] He's no Brooks Koepka

Flat ass with the dreaded half crack.

Girl next to Brooks: “Hey, where’s the wallet?”

Generally speaking, the majority of pro golfers are horrifying humans that defy description to how fucked up they are.

Few to none of them would dream of turning down an invite from Trump to play a round. Rory did it. Bryson did an extended YT video with him. They are all small business owners, many from country club environments. Low taxes are all that matters to them.