WTF I just had this cheap ass vodka delivered and i didn’t order it

Looks like bootleg vodka.

"Premium" "100% neutral grain spirit" "5x distilled" OH MY SIDES

Make homemade Kahlua with it and save yourself money.

I had some nasty food delivered with my groceries. Like cheese wiz and pepperoni. I tried to give it back to the delivery driver but he said I had to take it. I gave it to the first person I saw who wanted it

Is the bottle plastic?

There are some household uses for cheap vodka. Do you have any weed pipes that need cleaning?

R4 YES! I forgot to mention how my first thought was “I’ve never seen vodka in a plastic bottle”

I've often seen brands like Smirnoff in plastic 12 oz / 375ml bottles.

OP not sure if you bake at home much...but...buy a load of vanilla beans and steep them in some of that vodka (siphon off to a smaller seperate bottle) to make vanilla essence. Girly I know (I love baking, so slap me).

One of my sisters used it as a hair rinse for a while.

Man, you'd better pour that shit the drain STAT! People are fucking nuts out here, doing all kinds of crazy shit and getting away with it. Get rid of it, OP.

Only 40% alcohol? What's the point?

Put a few sprigs of rosemary in a spray bottle, fill bottle with vodka, put in fridge for 3-4 weeks, then use as a scalp rinse/tonic for hair. It's really good.

Looks like a seacow hand

This thread reminded me that I need to get some mid shelf Vodka to make some Limoncello.

Thank you, dear.

Put it in a spray bottle and use it to freshen clothes you'd normally send for dry cleaning.

It's a Broadway costumer's secret.

Isn't there a good pasta sauce made with vodka?

I've used it for Bananes Flambées instead of rum. Just add brown sugar.

Yeah, cheap vodka has a lot of uses.

The clothes trick is a good one. You just need a clean spray bottle.

What do you mean you HAD to take it? Obviously, you wanted to take it otherwise you’d have said no and shut your door.

Is there a nearby homeless person you could give it to?

I agree there are a lot of household uses for it, though. My BF uses cheap vodka to strip varnish from old paintings.

Consider it a little thank you gift from the Datalounge.

That driver is going to get fired for messing up an alcohol delivery lol, the rules around that are extremely strict.

r21 "lol"

Oh, dear.

I’ve never even heard of that brand

They use plastic for cheap, smaller bottles so that they won't break when the homeless drop them.

At least that's what a friend who works in the industry once told me.

you're a whore, OP

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All that’s missing from this especially scintillating tale is the sex with the hawt delivery guy.

It's produced in Brighton, Michigan. Lest you think this is some foreign trash.

OP you in danger, gurl

What if that vodka was supposed to go to a member of the Russian mafia?

It seems to be one that's better in a mixed drink than sipping/shots. If you want one to avoid, Total Wine aggressively shills Starr brand vodka. Huge NO!

R22 I already had you blocked dork

Film/tv costume people use vodka in a sprayer to clean vintage costumes that cannot be laundered or dry cleaned.

R24, you don’t want broken glass around drunks no matter what their social standing. I knew a pair of hardcore alcoholics who lived in a particularly posh apartment; I was shocked the first time I went into their dining room and saw at least thirty plastic bottles of vodka stacked up against the wall.

[Quote] I had some nasty food delivered with my groceries. Like cheese wiz and pepperoni. I tried to give it back to the delivery driver but he said I had to take it. I gave it to the first person I saw who wanted it

Oh that was you? I had a small, chubby man in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts approach me holding a can of cheez wiz and insisting that I take it.

The top had been removed and it clearly had been tampered with. I fled.

OMG, OP, have you alerted the media??

Much better than that, r36, he alerted the DATALOUNGE!

Before you take a sip, will you put my name in your will?

r32 How'd that work out for you?

You can't really tell the difference. I was told this by a bartender. Esp if you're using it to mix cocktails

R40 a lot of people say that but I disagree. Some vodka’s are very smooth and barely have flavor. Some have a strong, bitter taste and burn.

I’d wait three days and drink it.