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Who is the straightest man on Earth?

Seems like this would involve bad hygiene and no style. Kinsey absolute zero.

by Anonymousreply 56July 4, 2025 11:35 PM

Liam Gallagher?

by Anonymousreply 1July 4, 2025 7:32 PM

Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 2July 4, 2025 7:33 PM

Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 3July 4, 2025 7:41 PM

Don't look at me.

by Anonymousreply 4July 4, 2025 7:42 PM

Trump.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 5July 4, 2025 7:42 PM

Trump might turn if you flattered him enough and gave him pills. He likes attention.

by Anonymousreply 6July 4, 2025 7:45 PM

Mel Gibson

by Anonymousreply 7July 4, 2025 7:48 PM

David Letterman.

by Anonymousreply 8July 4, 2025 7:49 PM

Bill Clinton

by Anonymousreply 9July 4, 2025 7:49 PM

Timothee Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 10July 4, 2025 7:50 PM

Bill Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 11July 4, 2025 7:51 PM

Cradley Booper

by Anonymousreply 12July 4, 2025 7:52 PM

Aaron Rodgers

by Anonymousreply 13July 4, 2025 7:53 PM

Obama is straighter than Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 14July 4, 2025 7:55 PM

[quote] Thread closed

If that is the case, R11, it was closed at R9.

by Anonymousreply 15July 4, 2025 8:01 PM

I would not want to test Mel Gibson, no.

by Anonymousreply 16July 4, 2025 8:03 PM

Of course, me.

by Anonymousreply 17July 4, 2025 8:06 PM

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 18July 4, 2025 8:11 PM

I'll be back with my answer when I get finished fucking bitches!

by Anonymousreply 19July 4, 2025 8:13 PM

Lukas and I are just really good friends. He's not my wife or anything queer like that.

by Anonymousreply 20July 4, 2025 8:17 PM

Who is the straightest man on Earth?

Lindsey Graham

Lindsey’s hygiene is pristine, OP.

by Anonymousreply 21July 4, 2025 8:22 PM

Obama had gay rumors when he first ran.

by Anonymousreply 22July 4, 2025 8:24 PM

Abe Vigoda

by Anonymousreply 23July 4, 2025 8:26 PM

I wonder where those rumors originated?

by Anonymousreply 24July 4, 2025 8:26 PM

Sam Elliott

by Anonymousreply 25July 4, 2025 8:28 PM

Has Lindz ever seen a pussy that wasn’t attributed to porn?

by Anonymousreply 26July 4, 2025 8:28 PM

Clint Eastwood?

by Anonymousreply 27July 4, 2025 8:31 PM

Kevin Chamberlin. No..wait….

by Anonymousreply 28July 4, 2025 8:55 PM

Dog the Bounty Hunter

by Anonymousreply 29July 4, 2025 9:04 PM

Springsteen and Tom Petty were so super straight they were totally cool with gays.

by Anonymousreply 30July 4, 2025 9:35 PM

Elon 13 kids Musk

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2025 9:37 PM

Ernie Langeberg

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2025 9:38 PM

Ron Howard

by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2025 9:38 PM

David Muir

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2025 9:40 PM

It's a big butch tie...

Kash Patel and Dan Bongino

by Anonymousreply 35July 4, 2025 9:42 PM

The secret life of Milquetoast Jared Kushner

by Anonymousreply 36July 4, 2025 9:44 PM

Vladimir P

by Anonymousreply 37July 4, 2025 9:45 PM

I'm a straight-triot

by Anonymousreply 38July 4, 2025 9:58 PM

Gavin Newsom

by Anonymousreply 39July 4, 2025 10:01 PM

Clint Eastwood

by Anonymousreply 40July 4, 2025 10:02 PM

Tim Allen

by Anonymousreply 41July 4, 2025 10:03 PM

Ewww, Tim Allen

by Anonymousreply 42July 4, 2025 10:04 PM

Harrison Ford

by Anonymousreply 43July 4, 2025 10:06 PM

Clint isn't as straight as you think

by Anonymousreply 44July 4, 2025 10:22 PM

All the world's current rulers: Trump, Putin, Xi, Zelensky, Netanyahu... major pussyhounds who stink.

by Anonymousreply 45July 4, 2025 10:27 PM

James Hetfield

by Anonymousreply 46July 4, 2025 10:32 PM

Any one of those straight men who are so homophobic they think wiping their ass is gay. Girl if he leaves skid marks in his undies and his hole is encrusted in dried shit FOR FUCK'S SAKE LEAVE HIM FOR A CLEAN MAN!

by Anonymousreply 47July 4, 2025 10:38 PM

Sean Hannity

by Anonymousreply 48July 4, 2025 10:43 PM

You never know what turns someone on. I'm sure all of us have hooked up with men whose family and friends thought he was the straightest man they know.

by Anonymousreply 49July 4, 2025 10:51 PM

No we’re talking 100% not available for fucking. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 50July 4, 2025 10:52 PM

Like Steve Harvey unfuckable.

by Anonymousreply 51July 4, 2025 10:53 PM

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by Anonymousreply 52July 4, 2025 11:04 PM

Oh shit I forgot about that. He was just making that up to get leftist pussy!

by Anonymousreply 53July 4, 2025 11:05 PM

Billy Bob Thornton

by Anonymousreply 54July 4, 2025 11:07 PM

Even "leftist pussy" doesn't want guys who do guys, there's a reason why most bisexual men are closeted

by Anonymousreply 55July 4, 2025 11:28 PM

You should read about the Weather Underground sometime.

by Anonymousreply 56July 4, 2025 11:35 PM
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