Seems like this would involve bad hygiene and no style. Kinsey absolute zero.
Who is the straightest man on Earth?
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 10, 2025 7:33 PM |
Liam Gallagher?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 4, 2025 7:32 PM |
Tom Cruise
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 4, 2025 7:33 PM |
Matt Damon
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 4, 2025 7:41 PM |
Don't look at me.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2025 7:42 PM |
Trump.
Thread closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 4, 2025 7:42 PM |
Trump might turn if you flattered him enough and gave him pills. He likes attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 4, 2025 7:45 PM |
Mel Gibson
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 4, 2025 7:48 PM |
David Letterman.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 4, 2025 7:49 PM |
Bill Clinton
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 4, 2025 7:49 PM |
Timothee Chalamet
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 4, 2025 7:50 PM |
Bill Clinton.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 4, 2025 7:51 PM |
Cradley Booper
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 4, 2025 7:52 PM |
Aaron Rodgers
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 4, 2025 7:53 PM |
Obama is straighter than Clinton.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 4, 2025 7:55 PM |
[quote] Thread closed
If that is the case, R11, it was closed at R9.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 4, 2025 8:01 PM |
I would not want to test Mel Gibson, no.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 4, 2025 8:03 PM |
Of course, me.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 4, 2025 8:06 PM |
Me too!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 4, 2025 8:11 PM |
I'll be back with my answer when I get finished fucking bitches!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 4, 2025 8:13 PM |
Lukas and I are just really good friends. He's not my wife or anything queer like that.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 4, 2025 8:17 PM |
Who is the straightest man on Earth?
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey’s hygiene is pristine, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 4, 2025 8:22 PM |
Obama had gay rumors when he first ran.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 4, 2025 8:24 PM |
Abe Vigoda
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 4, 2025 8:26 PM |
I wonder where those rumors originated?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 4, 2025 8:26 PM |
Sam Elliott
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 4, 2025 8:28 PM |
Has Lindz ever seen a pussy that wasn’t attributed to porn?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 4, 2025 8:28 PM |
Clint Eastwood?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 4, 2025 8:31 PM |
Kevin Chamberlin. No..wait….
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 4, 2025 8:55 PM |
Dog the Bounty Hunter
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 4, 2025 9:04 PM |
Springsteen and Tom Petty were so super straight they were totally cool with gays.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 4, 2025 9:35 PM |
Elon 13 kids Musk
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 4, 2025 9:37 PM |
Ernie Langeberg
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 4, 2025 9:38 PM |
Ron Howard
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 4, 2025 9:38 PM |
David Muir
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 4, 2025 9:40 PM |
It's a big butch tie...
Kash Patel and Dan Bongino
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 4, 2025 9:42 PM |
The secret life of Milquetoast Jared Kushner
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 4, 2025 9:44 PM |
Vladimir P
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 4, 2025 9:45 PM |
I'm a straight-triot
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 4, 2025 9:58 PM |
Gavin Newsom
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 4, 2025 10:01 PM |
Clint Eastwood
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 4, 2025 10:02 PM |
Tim Allen
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 4, 2025 10:03 PM |
Ewww, Tim Allen
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 4, 2025 10:04 PM |
Harrison Ford
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 4, 2025 10:06 PM |
Clint isn't as straight as you think
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 4, 2025 10:22 PM |
All the world's current rulers: Trump, Putin, Xi, Zelensky, Netanyahu... major pussyhounds who stink.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 4, 2025 10:27 PM |
James Hetfield
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 4, 2025 10:32 PM |
Any one of those straight men who are so homophobic they think wiping their ass is gay. Girl if he leaves skid marks in his undies and his hole is encrusted in dried shit FOR FUCK'S SAKE LEAVE HIM FOR A CLEAN MAN!
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 4, 2025 10:38 PM |
Sean Hannity
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 4, 2025 10:43 PM |
You never know what turns someone on. I'm sure all of us have hooked up with men whose family and friends thought he was the straightest man they know.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 4, 2025 10:51 PM |
No we’re talking 100% not available for fucking. It happens.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 4, 2025 10:52 PM |
Like Steve Harvey unfuckable.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 4, 2025 10:53 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 4, 2025 11:04 PM |
Oh shit I forgot about that. He was just making that up to get leftist pussy!
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 4, 2025 11:05 PM |
Billy Bob Thornton
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 4, 2025 11:07 PM |
Even "leftist pussy" doesn't want guys who do guys, there's a reason why most bisexual men are closeted
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 4, 2025 11:28 PM |
You should read about the Weather Underground sometime.
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 4, 2025 11:35 PM |
Seriously, some of them were against perceived “bourgeois” stuff like compulsory heterosexuality. Obama knows those people too. I still think he’s straighter than Clinton.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 6, 2025 12:12 AM |
The man smokes Marlboros and can shoot the three.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 6, 2025 12:13 AM |
I've known tons of gay men who smoked Marbs.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 6, 2025 12:14 AM |
But can they handle the rock?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 6, 2025 12:16 AM |
Wolf Blitzer, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 6, 2025 2:17 AM |
My younger brother
He once wore a plaid shirt with a pair of (a different) plaid shorts.
When my husband saw him, he burst out laughing.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 6, 2025 2:49 AM |
Sounds like my younger brother, the farting champion.
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 6, 2025 2:50 AM |
Chuck Norris
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 6, 2025 4:43 AM |
Guy Fierri
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 6, 2025 2:02 PM |
I'm THUPER! Thanks for ath-kingggg.
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 6, 2025 2:08 PM |
Tiger Woods
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 6, 2025 3:11 PM |
Alan Carr
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 7, 2025 5:29 AM |
Harvey Keitel
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 7, 2025 7:18 AM |
Arnold Schwarzenegger
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 8, 2025 1:51 AM |
Bam Margera.
And they're welcome to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 10, 2025 7:32 PM |
Bam is most closeted man on Earth, totally different thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 10, 2025 7:33 PM |