Five months after the intoduction of legislation to arrange for President Donald Trump's face to be added onto Mount Rushmore, the National Park Service weighed in to explain how it cannot be done.
Is President Donald Trump Being Added to Mount Rushmore? Here's the Truth
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| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 5, 2025 2:07 PM |
Can we just smash his face into it… repeatedly?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 3, 2025 1:53 PM |
But I don’t like rules, I just want my way!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 3, 2025 2:02 PM |
They could use Agent Orange for the coloring.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 3, 2025 2:17 PM |
Who said anything about “carving an additional face?”
Teddy Roosevelt is unworthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 3, 2025 2:19 PM |
Just give the old dementia patient an AI picture and let him believe it's real
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 3, 2025 2:22 PM |
R5 “Terry, you’re wrong! It’s not photoshopped! M S 13!”
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 3, 2025 2:36 PM |
[quote] Who said anything about “carving an additional face?” Teddy Roosevelt is unworthy.
Rather that doing any cutting, when adding a new president, maybe a fiberglass overlay could be positioned over a face or hung next to the existing ones.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 3, 2025 2:51 PM |
I recently read a novel that had a character based on Trump. In it, he's the president and the nickname the SS calls him is "mastadon". Mastadon is so enamored of his his tough sounding nickname he demands to be taken to the National Zoo to see a real one up close.
The author captured his stupidity perfectly.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 3, 2025 2:58 PM |
They could project a big picture of him scowling like the dictator he is allowed to be (Congress, SCOTUS, DoJ, etc) on the side of the mountain every night.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 3, 2025 3:01 PM |
R8. It’s a fantastically nutty novel—great satire of Florida Man! DLers would quite enjoy it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 5, 2025 12:14 PM |
Janet Maslin, who had released an overwhelmingly favorable review of Hiaasen's previous novel, Razor Girl, likewise praised Squeeze Me in her review for the New York Times: "If you are wearing a MAGA anything, you won't like this book... But if you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy. In its themes and its wild imagination, Squeeze Me offers some familiar pleasures, akin to a Greatest Hits collection.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2025 12:21 PM |
R4 being clueless about TR’s life story and where South Dakota fits in.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2025 12:25 PM |
I’ll third the recommendation for Squeeze Me. Such a gleeful takedown of Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2025 12:42 PM |
Just down the road from Mt. Rushmore is the Crazy Horse monument, which they're still working on carving. Perhaps they can carve Trumps face where the horse's "face" should be.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 5, 2025 12:57 PM |
Senior Lesbian - did you actually mean to type "ass"?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 5, 2025 12:58 PM |
Can’t we just bury him under Mt. Rushmore?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 5, 2025 1:20 PM |
Why wait, r16?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 5, 2025 1:39 PM |
I recall when there was a push to stick Ronnie Reagan up on Mount Rushmore
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 5, 2025 1:57 PM |