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Is President Donald Trump Being Added to Mount Rushmore? Here's the Truth

Five months after the intoduction of legislation to arrange for President Donald Trump's face to be added onto Mount Rushmore, the National Park Service weighed in to explain how it cannot be done.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 5, 2025 2:07 PM

Can we just smash his face into it… repeatedly?

by Anonymousreply 1July 3, 2025 1:53 PM

But I don’t like rules, I just want my way!

by Anonymousreply 2July 3, 2025 2:02 PM

They could use Agent Orange for the coloring.

by Anonymousreply 3July 3, 2025 2:17 PM

Who said anything about “carving an additional face?”

Teddy Roosevelt is unworthy.

by Anonymousreply 4July 3, 2025 2:19 PM

Just give the old dementia patient an AI picture and let him believe it's real

by Anonymousreply 5July 3, 2025 2:22 PM

R5 “Terry, you’re wrong! It’s not photoshopped! M S 13!”

by Anonymousreply 6July 3, 2025 2:36 PM

[quote] Who said anything about “carving an additional face?” Teddy Roosevelt is unworthy.

Rather that doing any cutting, when adding a new president, maybe a fiberglass overlay could be positioned over a face or hung next to the existing ones.

by Anonymousreply 7July 3, 2025 2:51 PM

I recently read a novel that had a character based on Trump. In it, he's the president and the nickname the SS calls him is "mastadon". Mastadon is so enamored of his his tough sounding nickname he demands to be taken to the National Zoo to see a real one up close.

The author captured his stupidity perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 8July 3, 2025 2:58 PM

They could project a big picture of him scowling like the dictator he is allowed to be (Congress, SCOTUS, DoJ, etc) on the side of the mountain every night.

by Anonymousreply 9July 3, 2025 3:01 PM

R8. It’s a fantastically nutty novel—great satire of Florida Man! DLers would quite enjoy it.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 5, 2025 12:14 PM

Janet Maslin, who had released an overwhelmingly favorable review of Hiaasen's previous novel, Razor Girl, likewise praised Squeeze Me in her review for the New York Times: "If you are wearing a MAGA anything, you won't like this book... But if you could use some wild escapism right now, Hiaasen is your guy. In its themes and its wild imagination, Squeeze Me offers some familiar pleasures, akin to a Greatest Hits collection.

by Anonymousreply 11July 5, 2025 12:21 PM

R4 being clueless about TR’s life story and where South Dakota fits in.

by Anonymousreply 12July 5, 2025 12:25 PM

I’ll third the recommendation for Squeeze Me. Such a gleeful takedown of Trump.

by Anonymousreply 13July 5, 2025 12:42 PM

Just down the road from Mt. Rushmore is the Crazy Horse monument, which they're still working on carving. Perhaps they can carve Trumps face where the horse's "face" should be.

by Anonymousreply 14July 5, 2025 12:57 PM

Senior Lesbian - did you actually mean to type "ass"?

by Anonymousreply 15July 5, 2025 12:58 PM

Can’t we just bury him under Mt. Rushmore?

by Anonymousreply 16July 5, 2025 1:20 PM

Why wait, r16?

by Anonymousreply 17July 5, 2025 1:39 PM

I recall when there was a push to stick Ronnie Reagan up on Mount Rushmore

by Anonymousreply 18July 5, 2025 1:57 PM

He'll belongs there.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 5, 2025 2:07 PM
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