Charlize Theron on her sexual experience with a 26-year-old: "Really fucking amazing"

Better skank than never.

I don't like her. She seems so vapid.

Not because she fucked a 26 year old man. If she was a cool, intelligent 49 year old woman, I would say "you go girl!" but I think Charlize has a very low IQ and so I don't care who she fucks.

[quote] "I'm sounding very cocky here, but I think it's because I found this freedom in my forties

Let's see how you do in your seventies, bitch.

verificatia of sizemeat would add considerable depth to this story and lift it out of mere sleazy tabloid journamalism

[quote] verificatia of sizemeat would add considerable depth to this story

Don't you mean considerable girth?

Some things are better left unsaid...or perhaps just said to your closet friends. But the rest of us don't need to hear that.

We're talking about a 26 year-old woman, right?

[quote] I did just recently f----- a 26-year-old and it was really f------ amazing

Classy.

R8 No, she said a 26 year old man.

Should someone tell her that men will fuck just about anything?

All the humble bragging in the world won't make people forget you're over the hill, Charlize.

it would have been better for this glamour puss to have fucked horny 20 somethings in her late 30s.

mid-life crisis happens to most of us. Let us know when you're 59 and fucking Sean. Penn again. We'll wait.

La lez

LOL all the bitter, jealous, used-up sour eldergays in this thread pissy that Charlize Theron got herself some 26-year old peen.

Is it really impressive for a rich old lady to get some strange?

I prefer 20 year olds.

She lost all respect by dating Sean Penn. Now at almost 50, she's over. I should know.

[quote] All the humble bragging in the world won't make people forget you're over the hill, Charlize.

Enough with the ageist crap.

Her nipples look like Hersey Kisses.

I had to turn off her new sequel The Old Guard 2 after 10 mins or so. The cringy acting was too much. Netflix really lets these established stars phone it in.

all to promote an action sequel on Netflix

WHET to Stuart Townsend? Did she get him blackballed?

I’ve done this, & all I’ve gotta say is do while you still can, be safe, & get them out of the house asap.

They’ll steal something when you hit the bathroom, & they truly haven’t much to talk about.

R20, call it whatever you like. If you're about to hit 50 and are still trying (unsuccessfully) to market yourself based on your fuckability, you've taken a wrong turn in life. It's okay when 20-year-olds do it because that is generally all they have to offer. By 50, you should have amassed other talents or venues for profit. Telling the world, "I can get a 20-something to bang me' is just sad. They'll bang anything for a sandwich.

Young men will bang anything for nothing in return, let's get real. She sounds pathetic.

God bless that hot young buck for sticking it in her dry old stretched out snatch.

The envy and bitchiness continues. Never change, fellas. 😆

[quote]Her nipples look like Hershey's Kisses

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[quote]WHET Stuart Townsend? Did she get him blackballed?

Blue balled maybe.

There’s honestly nothing wrong with her nipples. She’s no Geraldine Chaplin.

She’s still hot. There’s nothing wrong with the way she looks or what she said.

As I mentioned previously, I pulled this off in my 40s as well, & while I’m not famous and announcing it to the world, it’s not that big of a deal.

At least she’s not some 70 something year old, dating a 20 something year old.

Piggy women are disgusting and repulsive.

Common hussy.

Good for her! She got the big young dick. Of course, he got a car or something.

r34 Or $3000 ultra super premium beer or whiskey made with unicorn extract!

Is she low born?

Role model for her 2 young kids

Go back to Seth Efrica, skank

Good for her I’m glad she’s still getting quality dick

Good for her

TMI.

I’m glad someone’s having fun.

She's only doing what gay men have been doing forever. Good for her.

"We don't need a condom baby, I can't get pregnant anymore."

I hope she put him in the shower and cleaned his asshole so she could have some rim pig action.

She's only had three one night stands in her life? And it took being almost fifty to discover that it was ok to have them? She really missed out, huh.

Didn’t she make her adopted son wear dresses in public?

Helen Hayes she ain't.

Someone let Charlize know this autobiography title has been taken

Charlize, friend, I think that could have gone without saying.

TMI. glad it worked out for her, but I really don't need to hear about it.

[quote]At least she’s not some 70 something year old, dating a 20 something year old.

Yeah, gross, R31!

She gave perhaps the best performance in movie history. So there’s that.

In Fury Road?

What performance would that be R51? I'm curious.

Good for her. She looks great, she's fit, she's had good work done, she's going to be 50 next month.

Live it up!

You can't take it with you.

I meant her performance in Monster.

When I was 49, I still had the occasional hookup with a good-looking well-hung 26 year old. And I'm Team Theron on this one! Not that you'd want to discuss Tolstoy or Sondheim with someone that age, but youth has its perks.

R56 Hey I read War and Peace when I was 20, bitch.

I took a quick glance to see if Reddit had melted down and was calling her an abusive predator yet, but they seem to be acting a bit more restrained about it, because patriarchy. DL, however, has lived up, or down, to my expectations.

Personally, good for her. I'm surprised that someone who is one of the world's most beautiful women has taken so long to enjoy a few casual flings. Is it so hard to see in ourselves what others see in us?

perhaps he was upwardly nubile

Her small children must be ticked by this.

Too bad it happened before the adoption interviews.

She always seems so cold and stand-offish and bitter.

I'm sorry the world gave you extreme beauty, height, fame and fortune and that you have to deal with the rest of us mortals - but just say a gratitude prayer once and awhile bitch.

[quote]Her small children must be ticked by this. Too bad it happened before the adoption interviews.

Are their papers in order?

R51,R55=Clueless about movie history. Your opinions are not facts.

[quote] I don't like her. She seems so vapid.

She's also an abusive mother. She adopted a baby boy from Africa, and when the boy was only a toddler, she decided he was going to be transgender because it's the current trend in Hollywood. She's sick. People like her don't need children in her care.

She never orgasmed by dick before 🤣