Ryan Seacrest is not OK

Now, will he finally take a break?

Colon cancer?

He's doing Ozempic, to get thinner-except he is thin.

What’s that unsightly marking on his left leg in the second pic?

Ozempic face for sure. I remember seeing a childhood photo of him: fat little kid. Probably bullied for his weight, among other things. That shit stays with you. He has sad eyes.

Ryan, if you’re on DL, just come out. No women will be disappointed. They won’t even be surprised.

Bullshit! That’s not muscle tissue loss; that’s the body starving for fat and using up its resources from within. That boy has a pancreas problem and it pairs well with colon cancer.

I have it and even the rich have it. This is not a “hah” moment, but it may become an Inga Swenson moment in the future.

I'm not seeing Ozempic face. Gosh, I hope Ryan is ok. He's such a hard working man, deserves his success. I hope he can take some time for himself.

^ And find the right woman to love.

And some hot, thick, silent pipe to sit upon….

Is it the AIDS?

I probably shouldn't draw conclusions, but this thread reminds me of the threads that started when Chadwick Bozeman started losing weight. I hope he doesn't have cancer and is OK.

I still regret my comments on Chadwick. I won’t repeat that mistake. Take care Ryan. .

R11 - it's not uncommon for extremely motivated and busybusybusy people to get sick at some point and even have cancer develop.

I know of 3 people like that who got cancer relatively young.

He's been on this unrelenting schedule for decades. It's convenient because it's a way to say 'oh i'm too busy to date' - but it's weird and not true.

If he ever comes out, he will lose some of his appeal and his jobs. It's just true. He needs to make a decision. Everybody KNOWS he's 90% likely to get gay. It's annoying at this point.

Hopefully it’s just Ozempic. I’ve seen this happen to some men I know.

He’s Jamaican.

And here's the thing about that account - look at all the comments. It's middle-aged and older women. He knows that's his base and he can't come out because of it.

He looks awful in most of the pics - ok in one or two.

But he looks like he's by himself with his dog in some retreat or getaway. And he's lonely - so what does he do? Post pics of himself to read comments and get likes.

I would not want to spend 24 hours in that man's head - it would be awful.

Last weekend, my friend described someone as "Handsome but not attractive."

One woman at the table said that was impossible and asked for an example.

I said Ryan Seacrest.

She agreed.

He's probably just on the watermelon diet. Nothing to worry about.

He’s a manorexic.

Ozempic

I would think he won't post pics of him looking sick unless he is announcing he is. He probably believes he looks good - so it's either Ozempic or he's gone vegan?

He’s vegan.

A lot of health nuts and gurus end up looking gaunt and bony as they age once they look their facial fat and lose muscle from lack of protein.

Horrid

Maybe Miss Semencrest is having nightmares of getting raped, fucked and sucking off Merv Griffin for all those years. It's all cumming back to Semencrest in nightmares& she can't deal with it anyone. So many men used her as a dumpster.

He’s so tired from all that pussy he’s banging that he doesn’t have time to eat a proper meal.

He’ll perk up when he finds the right woman to settle down with and have children.

I heard that he fathered eighteen kids in Brazil.

Perhaps he caught something whilst swimming in Maria Lenk Aquatics Centre.

We’ll never know…

R22 "He’s vegan"

"Vegetarian Face"

One can never be too rich or too thin.

Starving for cock?

Oh-Oh-Oh-Ozempic!

Ryan has gone through another breakup with one of his many Canadian flight attendant girlfriends.

Why did Kelly Ripa ditch him from her show?

If here were more likable, I might care.

To R33-I know that answer, because Kelly Ripa is a pushy, nasty, CUNT OP, what do I win!!

FAG.

Ryan, my beautiful wife Brittani has a sister you can date.

R33 - Ryan left the show to return to the West Coast to be closer to all of his other jobs. Kelly didn't have anything to do with it. I remember Ryan talking about flying back and forth quite a bit.

That's a long haul to do regularly. It's longer LA to NYC than NYC to London.

I've been using Ozempic for the better part of two years. I certainly am not wasting away. Every time some celebrity manifest some great weight loss, the DL Ozempic squad is off and running. Maybe the weight just falls off morbidly obese people, but normal fat people need to do more than just shoot up. It's not some miracle drug. And someone with a normal build like Seacrest would need to be doing some very strict dieting along with the Ozempic to look like that.

I think he's ill, either physically or mentally.

Kelly Ripa is still a CUNT

R39. Good to know. I didn't know how Ozempic worked.

Total fat all around.

Did he break up with his 9th “pretend” girlfriend? Already? Keep searching for pussy, Ryan!!

He should eat some celery.

Agreed phillywhore. She's a bossy little witch. I feel sorry for her husband.