What Do You Think "Trump Fragrances" Smell Like?

They'd make excellent targets at a carnival shooting gallery

You can see all the notes and read a surprising number of reviews here…..

Oh, all troll reviews. I had no idea Fragrantica was so sassy.

Shit. Lierally

We are living in the movie Idiocracy, right?

Why you not promote my new perfume, OP? Apathy is to be bestseller like Elizabeth Trailer did. The Amazon reviews say all of the words. My favorite? Debbie from Dubuque say, if you want to be glamorous void, buy this bottle! She say it smell just like fancy restroom at Golden Corral after special clam strip night. She sound sweet. Not sure what is glamorous void, but she rate it 4 happy pointy shapes. Remember, if you can't Be Best, smell like Apathy.

Cheetos, Quarter Pounder and Febreze

Ketchup, baby powder, and a soiled diaper discarded in a Walmart parking lot and left to molder in the broiling July sun.

Shitty Depends disposable undergarments and narcissism.

Bug attractant.

Urine and yeast, with back notes of frangipani and feces.

Fascism and farts.

Is it Aqua Velva Musk?

His team steals music; I wouldn’t be surprised if they relabelled another company’s product.

I would love it if they stole the old spice stink

$249! What a grifter.

“So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it's probably like that, all mixed up."

He’s so cringe I can’t believe that anyone can’t see it.

But millions of people can’t see it.

It smells like Russian hooker pee,

Those people are in a cult R17. Of course they can't see it.

Essence de la Merde

Ass.

Rotting Trump Steaks and the Men’s Rooms at the former Trump University.

Old Spice with a twist of Ivermectin.

It’s too bad he’s so busy running a flea market.

Trump fragrances smell of McDonald's grease and filled diapers of course!

Plus the estimated $billion he and his family are raking in from bitcoin, meme coin and pay to play bribes per month R24.

Preparation H and french fry grease

Crotch rot, piss, shit, and syphilis.

Big Mac farts, BO, and Drakkar Noir.

An old unclean catheter bag.

Deceit and BDEnvy

Rotting flesh.

Big Macs and BMs

Beef hot dogs baking in porta potties

Eet smell like poosey.

His shitty diaper and the old lady's snatch (before the daily fumigation).

I didn't read the previous responses.

Mothballs and decay

And this is legal HOW!?

Dead children and murdered futures.

A wet shart

Some of them are sold out!!!!

Gin & Regret

I'd rather wear Helenesque

Unbelievable what they’re letting this piece of shit get away with

Philadelphia on garbage strike.

I actually watched idiocy for the first time last year and it was really upsetting. That was comedy once upon a time but look where we are now.

Does the female version smell like tuna and lilacs just like Melania?

Melania's snatch smells like dead crabs.

The bottle would have its uses. If a psychopath broke into your house and saw a bottle of Victory by Trump, they'd think, "Okay, this person's too crazy to fuck with" and scarper.

The product probably doesn't even exist. Remember when Melania went on The Apprentice and hawked some bullshit caviar-infused skincare line she'd supposedly spent years developing and then it was revealed the product didn't even exist!? I 'memba! Grifters gonna grift.

A Kolkatta toilet in the summer.