How in the fuck is Trump still alive?

You know what they say about luck... eventually it runs out.

Only the good die young...

He obviously has the power of regeneration. Did you not see how his ear grew back?

Side note: former presidents Bill Clinton and Al Gore both follow a vegan diet:

He looks like absolute shit, even for a 79 year old. He could drop dead at any second.

When was Al Gore president? I missed that R4

Narcissists often have great longevity.

Their kids and partners, not so much

He's preventing Shady Vance from turning the U S. into a theocracy.

Because he is Beelzebub.

The Antichrist won’t die until he’s cast into the pit of flames

As much time as he spends golfing and not even a friggin lighting bolt.

Narcissists do live a long time. Also bastards can have great longevity. My friend’s horrible mother lived on candy and cigarettes and died at 98. Eventually dementia got it but she was extremely healthy almost all of her life.

I think alcohol and drugs really take their toll when you get older and Trump has avoided both supposedly.

Because there is no God, OP.

I don't want to deal with him.

I think that the most dangerous thing for him is that he never exercises. He thinks that the body has a finite amount of energy and that exercise uses that up early. But exercise keeps his heart more resilient. It makes him less likely to have an attack walking up a hill or a steep flight of steps to a plane.

Maybe he gets some health credit for never smoking, drinking or using drugs.

We don't want him here. His friend Jeffrey is a giant pain in the ass already.

His mother lived to be 88. His father until...93.

Sleep is also crucial to good health. He's been up at 3AM rage-tweeting for the last 10 years.

I don't think he'll make it all 4 years. Then again, I thought the Big Macs would have caught up to him by now, so who really knows when he will die.

Adderall isn't a drug??

Pray for trump to have a fatal heart attack.

R17, most of Trump's siblings are dead, and none of them lived as long as their parents.

God hates us. He really, really hates us.

I think conflict and arguments energizing him rather than tiring him out like most people has a lot to do with it.

You should see the portrait in his attic...

R22, I’m reminded of Hitler, who truly was infinitely worse than Dump. I wonder how many people prayed for his demise before it actually happened. My feeling is (and it’s just me) that God basically leaves us to our own devices to reap what we sow. So… I will also add (just me) that when praying for something personal in my life, my prayers have been answered. But I never pray for material things like money or a job, it is always for someone else’s health or well-being (and sometimes my own).

r25 true, and weird, and probably completely coincidental, story.

When I was in middle school, I lived out in the country and attended a private school in the city. This meant that I was the first and last stop on the bus's route and thus spent a lot of one-on-one time with my bus driver. She was a devoted All My Children watcher and would fill me in every day on the latest goings-on of Pine Valley.

She once told me her husband had hit her. I was shocked. She said, "It wasn't bad, just a black eye and a few stitches." My safe little bubble burst, and I felt completely powerless, so I decided to say a very sincere prayer that her husband would die.

About a month later, her husband had a massive heart attack and died.

Presidents tend to live long. How old was Reagan when he died?

Even if he has a heart attack, he will be revived and rescued. I feel like from here on out, presidents will only die from cancer or some human induced trauma.

May he choke to death on one of Ivanka's fake tits.

R28, not if he has it in the middle of the night, say, on his toilet.

It's hilarious to me how even people who know every syllable out of Trump's mouth is lies and bullshit, believe his whopper that he's drug and booze free. He sounds impaired and slurring 90% of the time. He surrounds himself with addicts and Dr Feelgoods. He's strung the fuck out

All his are siblings dead.Dump has an amazing amount of fascist support keeping him alive plus a good constitution so he can destroy the United States Constitution.

My grandmother use to say you can't kill evil. Evil people are so self- obsessed. I think that is why they live longer. If Trump gave a real damn about anyone else he would be dead in a second. He would be breaking his deal with the Devil.

his mother lived forever. he just did really well genetically

[quote]Monty Burns type situation

It must be this. We all saw the pictures of his parents. His father's head caved in in the end. The mother was horrifying to look at. They were both so old they were grotesque to behold. They were horrible racists.

He's hooked up to IVs every night. Who knows what they;re pumping into him to keep him alive?

[quote]his mother lived forever.

I think that's understating it R34.

Genetics are against us, his parents both lived to be very old. At some point he will be so incoherant and look so terrible and frail that the GOP will be too scared to continue to trot him out as their figurehead but they have no shame so we have a while until they hit that point. (He’s already falling over and wearing diapers though so the time will come.)

Trump is a vampire who feeds on attention and chaos. He’ll be thriving for years to come.

If the situation were reversed, R's would be demanding he be replaced immediately. Vance would be better [italic]only[/italic] as he doesn't have the drive for vengeance/paranoid "revenge" and would look to 2028 to at least "seem" reasonable in demeanor.

At this point it has to be his pact with the devil.

R17 giving us all hope with facts.

R38 How do you know he is wearing diapers?

R25 it’s not just you.

I believe God leaves us to do what we’re going to do while He does his own thing.

Every once in a while He takes a peek and says “what the fuck are they doing.” Then he puts a stop to the bullshit.

Eh, even when he loses it, they'll be propping him up, like they did with Reagan. Very Weekend at Bernie's.

WHEN he loses it, R45?

R43 you can see it in his silouhette. He was also wearing a catheter at some point.

R45: He's losing whatever filter/coherence he's had. At some point, he'll have an outburst that will be his Biden debate moment: R voters will start publicly going for Vance to take over.

Is r48 posting from Fantasyland?

Was his father obese?

R45 the GOP was very close to 18th amendment-ing Reagan in his second term, just saying. They white knuckled it out because as an actor he was always able to maintain a smile for the camera and read a teleprompter — plus they had Nancy to make sure he was walking in the right direction. Trump doesn’t have a constant assistant like that, they can barely get Melania to show up for the most major events.

The Big Mac jokes are funny but I suspect he's on a much better food regime than we think. However, I would love to be a fly on the wall when he speaks with his doctors. He's such a stubborn know-it-all, I can see him ignoring sound medical advice.

[quote]How in the fuck is Trump still alive?

The blood of Slovenian virgins.

The numbers they release from his physical are laughably fake — yet the media never question it.

[quote]He's hooked up to IVs every night. Who knows what they're pumping into him to keep him alive?

We have reached a point biomedically where extreme measures can keep someone alive. They may still grow older, more impaired, more strange-looking, but still alive and able to function minimally. (They're not in a coma.) Trump isn't going anywhere, neither is Putin, nor Murdoch. etc.

Short of massive trauma, anything else can be treated.

He will be around like Kissinger. He has another 20 years in him.

I pray every night he will be dead in the morning.

I. use to come downstairs every single morning and ask my partner "Is he dead yet/"

First thing I do every morning is check the alerts on my iPhone right by my bed.

I suspect his hair is toast. Those hats. Those fucking cheesy hats...

At least he stopped dying it piss yellow.

We all do R57.

R57 is Melania.

Trump definitely has another 10 years in him. Just accept it.

Is Jodie Foster up for being impressed?

He's definitely not as healthy as he was 10 years ago. Compare the speeches he gave during his 2016 campaign to now, and it's obvious he's lost a lot of energy and coherence. He slurs his words constantly.

Biden seemed old because he spoke softly and slowly. No one thinks that about Donnie Two Scoops, because he screams all the time, which makes him seem more energetic than he really is.

10 more years alive in one thing. 10 years of being able to walk & speak rather than being bedridden with a catheter shoved up your wang is another.

The GOP’s whole message is “toughness” at this point (despite them all being the biggest babies that ever lives). As soon as he can’t function without a cane or walker he’s out of there, and he’s already struggling with that part.

R67, you're operating under the assumption that the GOP has any control or influence over Trump. They don't anymore, and probably never did.

[quote]As soon as he can’t function without a cane or walker he’s out of there, and he’s already struggling with that part.

You're fucking clueless R67. Trump is MAGA which is a personality cult and Trump is the MAGA Republican party. It all hinges on Trump. No matter what he does or doesn't do they will never desert him. Never, ever. I can't believe you're this clueless. Do you also think that pretty soon the Republicans will begin reaching out to work with the Democrats too?

The Big Beautiful Bullshit just needs his signature. Then he can die.

R69 “Never”? Do you think he has drank from the cup of immortality? Have you ever been around an old person? He’ll start shitting his pants, mumbling gibberish and falling over a lot more frequently than he does now. They cannot prop him up forever, or even much longer.

He’s enormous!!

^ Somebody harpoon that 🐋!!!!

I think he might actually live quite a long time but I don't think it's going to be a high quality of life.

It's gonna be slobbering and senile and in bed/wheelchairs.

He's already starting to seem quite gaga and it's going to get worse. You can't reverse that. I don't think him actually trying to run for a third term in 28 is going to be a real issue; the die hard nutters will of course still rally for him but there's also hungry repubs out there chafing at the bit to aquire more power.

I doubt he's eating Mcdonalds. He may have people go out to buy it but he's probably eating something that a chef cooked but it's tested by someone else before he eats it. He has a fear of being poisoned.

Well known in New York he was a "Tweaker". And still is.

Now?

Adderall and 12 cans of Diet Coke a day. And I think Benzos to bring him down. He uses a catheter and leg braces in public(plenty of photos out there) and that's why the baggy suits. Dr Ronnie "candyman" Jackson keeps him alive.

Also diapers.

He is now completly unhinged and insane. One of my friend's is a Neurologist and she thinks he has Sundowner Syndrome. The insane and longggggg posts at 0400? Yeah.

Common symptoms of sundowner syndrome include:

Confusion and disorientation: Difficulty remembering events, people, or their surroundings.

Agitation and restlessness: Pacing, wandering, or exhibiting excessive physical activity.

Anxiety and fear: Paranoia, suspiciousness, or feeling threatened.

Hallucinations and delusions: Seeing or hearing things that are not real.

Mood changes: Irritability, depression, or crying.

Sleep disturbances: Difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep.

Increased shadows: Sensitivity to shadows or darkness, which can trigger anxiety.

Difficulty with communication: Problems understanding or expressing themselves.

Why he isn't dead yet is unbelievable. Soon. It WILL catch up. Or Hitler had over 40 assassination attempts so...............

I think we'll learn someday that he has a Michael Jackson-type situation where his Dr. Feelgood's give him drugs to rev him up, then drugs to knock him out.

Hopefully we'll all wake up one day to learn that the good doc administered the wrong drugs and he died.

Satan does’t want the competition.

R76 His diet has been much reported. Yes, he does eat McDonalds and other fast food. No, he's not running out to grab it. He has staff.

He likes steak...well done and doused in ketchup.

And, his mother's meat loaf.

Not big on vegetables though he does eat some salad. And, of course he loves his potatoes.

Breakfast, when he eats it, is eggs and bacon.

Everything is well done.

Likes sweets.

A gallon of Diet Coke a day.

No booze, coffee or tea.

He looked like he was on Ozempic there for a minute and obviously couldn't hack the side effects. Now he's blown back up bigger than before. That can't be good for his heart

he lost weight when he left the white house

I know a voodoo queen in New Orleans; she's working on it.

Just die, already; you lousy piece of shit.

R77 Sorry, but which of those things didn’t he have when he was elected in 2016?

R66. Correct. But Biden actually got dementia during the 2nd half of his administration. People aren’t making shit up. There has always been old people in Washington. It’s old people kinda industry. You cannot sell a lie. I suspect Biden was likely diagnosed prior to 2020 but doctors assured him he wouldn’t be symptomatic for a few years. That’s why he initially said he wouldn’t only serve one term. And now the poor bastard has cancer. Sad. And damn near elder abuse if you ask me.

R85 is Jake Tapper. How are those book sales coming along?

Maybe he isn't. He could be the weekend at Bernie's president

R86 Say what you want. I still would have voted for Biden had his name been on that ballot. Facts are facts. I don’t know why some liberals get so upset about the truth.

I would've voted for a Pet Rock over DJT. At least the Pet Rock can't do any damage.

R88 It's because Biden's age is a non issue now. Let it go and focus on the MAGA monsters.

And you don't fool anyone with your elder abuse concern trolling. Trump is elderly too-I would argue that his family should step in and help him because it's elder abuse to let him run wild. Then again, he's a monster and his family probably wants him to die most of all.

They should have done with Trump what he did with his own father — set him up with a fake office with a phone that didn’t work where he went and pretended to be running the Trump Organization until he died, even though the board had actually replaced him years before.

Getting together with Miss Lindzey every weekend and holiday, keeps Trump very satisfied.

R90 Maybe you should try it focus on the thread. I was responding to a comment someone made dear. I didn’t choose to bring up Biden out of thin air. It will never fade away because the huge con that they tried to pull and were unsuccessful in doing so. They are going to be more Jake Tappers btw; it just so much fucked up shit happening with this terrible God awful orange demon at the moment But it will go stronger but is all connected. We are somewhat in this predicament because the greedy powers around him and his wife refuse to accept medial reality. They refused to.

We all know old people exist. We all know old people who keep all their facilities until maybe the last year of their life. Biden is not one of those people. George Clooney called them out and he should ceded. His doubling down and stubbornness made matters worst because then it was far too late and we couldn’t have a primary and the nominee had to be Kamala. It will never go away. It was one of the greatest cons ever.

R93 yeah well Jake Tapper’s book flopped because no one cares about this but you. What happened happened. We have way bigger problems now. Move on.

R94 yep. Tapper was trying to sensationally exploit Biden’s age related mental decline with a book and going on the speaking circuit. It’s old news that Biden shouldn’t have tried to run for a second term. There’s nothing new about Biden to reveal that is captivating.

Trump still has his con man skills and unethical tactics, and his cult is still hooked. Cognitively, Trump has been lacking for a long time. His party fears disagreeing with him, and the media lets him slide extensively.

Genetics still plays a huge factor in how long many people live. And unfortunately, in his case, Fred Drumpf lived to be 93 and his mother lived to be 88.

R94 The book did not completely flop. That’s a lie. I know you aren’t using populism as it pertains to any intellectual argument in America. You can’t be. Have you seen what sells in America? It got good reviews and needed to be told. Biden has cancer. I hope he doesn’t suffer. Trust me. There is more to come. Trust me. Ain’t nobody that heartless. He has cancer.

The both sides troll is stinking up the thread.

R98 There is no bides coming from me. Some poster decided to attack me after I merely responded to some other poster who brought up Biden. My bunz ass would have still voted for him, even with dementia, because I know he wouldn’t be the one pulling the strings. Most people in America don’t see it like that. Many people in America will always see republicans as a viable option when they generally hate all politics. Most people in military will never vote for a commander in chief display behavior as Biden in the video I posted.

Omg both sides*

At 73’s it looks like he’s wearing a girdle and still huge.

If nothing else, you'd think that the Orange Shit he's been putting on his face for the past thirty years or so would have some deleterious affect. But no, he lives on to create havoc and torment those who know he's a fake from the lifts he wears in his shoes to the top of his cotton candy 'hair'.

He had a nasty bout of Covid in 2020. If he hadn't been president and able to get the top care, I think it likely he could have died.

They should have given him ivermectin and bleach.

That would have done the trick.

Him and Boris, what a tease that was.

R104, the doctor who saved his life recently had his job cut by DOGE

[quote] He had a nasty bout of Covid in 2020. If he hadn't been president and able to get the top care, I think it likely he could have died.

R103 Yes, he was very quickly riding around in a limo, signing things in an office, and back at the White House. Pretty amazing for an anti-vaxxer.

It was equally amazing how he got shot on the ear, and it was completely healed a few days later.

R103 You dumb libtard. He stuck bleach up his ass and was cured.

Did either of his parents only sleep for four hours per night though (combined with stimulants)? There's still hope he'll die much, much younger than his parents did.

Well, exactly. And, none of his siblings seem to be matching mom and dad's longevity either.

Genetics can help but they're no guarantee.

It's like when Queen Liz was obviously ailing towards the end of her life and all those stupid idiots kept braying, "oh, she'll be fine and around for several more years! Her mom lived to be over a hundred!!!"

People who take unsafe stimulants need to prioritise sleep.

Aren't his siblings all dead now?

He looks like shit and always spouts nonsense. He will not live into his 90s.

He's too mean to die.

His parents didn't have the stress of being POTUS also 🤞

All that flying must take a toll, right?

The presidency doesn't stress him. Nothing stresses him except maybe golf, but he cheats at that too. He does have one living sister.

The ear does NOT regenerate.

[quote] The ear does NOT regenerate.

The shooter missed, and the bullet just scraped my ear! — DJT

as R2 said, Only the good die young... Trump might actually live to be 200 according to Dr. Ronnie Jackson, Trump is that bad.

Henry Kissinger lived to be 100, Rupert Murdoch is 94, I am 73 and fully expect Trump to still be alive when I kick the bucket.