My biggest fantasy is having 2 guys suck my cock at the same time.

No. It's never been did before. Blowjobs weren't even invented until 2022. Just give it time, OP. The technology hasn't caught up yet.

You must have quite a long dick if two men can suck it simultaneously. I assume one works on the glans while the other works on the shaft.

That's kind of a vanilla fantasy to your biggest fantasy. You could make that fantasy happen this afternoon, if you really wanted it badly enough.

Aim higher, OP.

Put those two cocks up your ass you boring lay.

OP it won't happen until you correct your poor grammar.

This was how Covid started, OP. Be better...did better.

Be best, OP, and best will be did unto you.

[quote] It's never been did before.

Oh dear is not enough on this one.

If your biggest fantasy is this tame, I'm a total freak.

R10. Audio Flourish is now my drag name, copyright pending.

Even better is sucking two cocks while the two guys deep kiss. You can feel their excitement in their throbs.

It’s overrated, honestly.

I dood it.

R9, reread OP for the oh dear. R1 was a satire, obviously. Oh dear to you.

In my wilder days a good friend and I had that act down pat ! I cant tell you how many times guys screamed and got weak at the knees when we worked them over. To the man they all loved it !

Mine is sucking off a bottom while he’s getting pounded and trying to make him cum while the top is shooting his load.

Sorry, OP, but your tiny todger is barely enough for one mouth, let alone two.

Yes: Justin and Jussie.

My partner and I have a “straight” suck buddy. He comes over every once in a while and we tag team suck him. He explodes. It’s fun.

I have. Really one of the best experiences I’ve had.

Even better is when a guy sucks you while another eats your ass

Is extra. Give fee to Dmitri and leave extra on table for Svetlana and me. Cum in my mouth extra too.

Dats da suck job!

Yeah I had it done a couple times, it is very pleasant, best when one guy works your balls while the other sucks

No not at all. No ones touching me. Boys have cooties.

You people sure love bumping dead threads.

From the grammar in the initial post, am I to assume we are dealing with a BBC?

That’s very unsanitary, dear.

[quote]My biggest fantasy is having 2 guys suck my cock at the same time.

Wanting to be sucked by two men at the same time suggests an unpleasant view of them going at it from both ends and the consequences of how this was possible.

Please settle for being sucked by two guys alternately in the same session.

R30 Meh, you tried

I love making out with another guy while a third sucks both our dicks. That is insanely pleasurable, the sensation of two dicks rubbing together inside a slobbery mouth while tongue fucking. Bliss.

R9, it’s a direct dig at OP’s terribly “Oh, dear” phraseology! Do better in your condescension.

Dad! I thought you said you'd stop posting here!