Could you be a vampire?

the vampire theme has been done to death

Yes OP. I'd love to be a vampire. It would be a great existence.

I don’t understand the question, and I refuse to answer it.

can vampires fall asleep on the toilet?

what if I was just resting my eyes?

The philosophical/moral undercurrent of the vampire figure is not exactly flattering. It's actually kind of tragic. The whole point is that being a vampire bleeds your life of meaning while you literally bleed the life out of others. Without the finality of death, your existence eventually slides into a state of perpetual listlessness and, eventually, meaninglessness at the expense of the mortals around you.

[Quote] about having to drain peoples bloods.

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According to Buffy, vampires don't have souls. That would mean they have no sense of right and wrong and are not guided by humanity's moral code. So, draining a human is fine.

Oh, I’m glad to read that. R7.

Well op, I have earned my red wings but you haven't...

I think you'd have find a way to both live off the grid and live around a bunch of humans to drain. This might be impossible in the coming decades.

The reporter in the Interview with the Vampire tv series asked Louis how he hid from the cloud and it was basically waved away.

If vampires were real and humans got to know about it, they'd be extinct in a year at the most.

Just drink blood of MAGA people and smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

[quote]The whole point is that being a vampire bleeds your life of meaning while you literally bleed the life out of others.

R5 sounds like my ex

In answer to my question, yeah, just put me next to a maximum security prison facility, easy pickings and wouldnt put an undue load on my conscience. No way would I want to hunt normal everyday folk though

There is no rule that I'm aware of that says Vampires have to drink human blood and if there is, just steal from blood banks. You could go the animal route or the blood banks. However, truth be told, I wouldn't have a problem hunting and draining certain humans.

As Darla told Angelus: "What we once were informs all that we have become... Simple death won't change that."

I have a list of people who would have it coming. They would be drained without my guilt.

It's comforting to know that some of you would happily become serial killers if the circumstances were right.

Sadly, though, there are no such things as vampires.

Now, let's fantasize next about what our lives would be like if we were leprechauns.

on my knees in a porno booth draining ... I've felt vampiric.

Anne Rice laid all of this out in her novels.

Op, you’re thinking way too deeply about fiction.

It’s like an adolescent girl who pretends she’s Cinderella . YOU have to grow up

I bet R15 is a blast at parties.

[quote] So, draining a human is fine.

Food is food.

What makes you think there are no leprechauns here?

DL has a global audience.

I’m sure we have a few.

While it may be true that there are people who deserve to be drained, the trick is finding the right ones.

I suggest you work for the police or perhaps the DA.

I wouldn't have a problem being a leprechaun or any magical creature. Leprechauns seem like a fun bunch. You grant wishes, play tricks, cause chaos - nothing but good times. I'd prefer to be a vampire because you get eternal life out of the deal. Being a witch would be fun, as long as you're a Bewitched kind of witch, and not one of those witches where there are consequences for using your powers.

And don’t forget the pot of gold. Almost as good as a bitcoin stash, but heavy and difficult to secure.

I'd rather be a Doctor Manhattan-esque god being than any magical creature, since we're talking about crazy power fantasies. I'd really take out the trash then, r15.

You definitely need a vampire posse to make it work. Solitary vampires are nasty, but everyone loves vampire ensembles!

If I could swallow loads instead of blood, maybe

There are parties where people like to engage in speculating about the ethics of drinking other people's blood, r18?

What fun!

Is there vampire porn?

There’s ☘️ leprechaun 🍀 porn!

Of course there’s leprechaun porn.

Leprechauns are human beings (sort of). They yearn. They ache. They shop. They deserve love. And jewelry.

How do you earn money if you are a new vampire? If you were not already well funded? The more ancient vampires have compound interest working for them.

R30 I presume they work regular jobs like the rest of us, probably night shift work is a good option - security guards, shelf stackers at Walmart etc, overnight long distance truck drivers, staffing 24/7 fast food joints and gas stations, that kind of thing.

Its hard to get reliable people for overnight shifts so that would open up your options a fair bit

Vampire porn

No. I would not want to be a vampire. You would never see the sun again.

Folklore leprechauns are uhky and usually lonely drunks who steal booze.

The hours I keep are like theirs.

[quote]How do you earn money if you are a new vampire?

You glamour wealthy people and they set up accounts for you.

I assume they steal a lot of stuff, r30. Clothes, furniture, art and whatever else they need.

They probably squat instead of owning property or paying rent. I imagine that cuts down on expenses.

Herbert von Krolock here. Ask me anything.

Coulda woulda shoulda — mister, you had your chance to be a vampire and YOU BLEW IT!

No, but the homoerotic scene in Interview with a Vampire made understand vampirism for the first time.

Eternal life has no appeal for me. Like our DL icon, I have sufficient.

I imagine there’s some kind of foundation set up to take care of them. They tend to be long-term planners.

I´d "shop" at a blood bank for food.

Probably would be frowned upon by some high and mighty purist who´d lecture me on the superiority of their eating "organic /fresh from the garden" cuisine.

I love the vampire life in the the Only Lovers left alive. I could totally see a vampire in an old dilapidated house in a nearly abandoned neighborhood somewhere.

That's a great movie, r44.

If I could choose David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon as my lovers, just maybe. But otherwise, I'm too squeamish.

If the people one is killing are psychopaths, pedophiles and other evil no-remorse types I say hell yes!

From 'Queen of the Damned'. Nooooooo

[quote] I´d "shop" at a blood bank for food.

You’d be shunned as inauthentic.

If I was a Vampire, I would sexually torment& torture Stephen Miller and his whore wife I would kill the wife right away but keep Stephen around just to torture him. He would be getting fucked 24/7/365 by illegal immigrants in every hole Always swallowing Nutt. Kushner would be next-Ivanka would be getting raped by minorities 24/7/365 in every hole. That is just the start.

So many things I would do!!