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Have you ever not been able to buckle a seatbelt on a plane?

What would you do?

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by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2025 1:33 AM

Would you prefer to be the person who caused the plane to return to the gate, and screw over plans for a couple of hundred people? Are you that guy?

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2025 10:00 PM

R1 no, I wouldn't. But it's also terrifying flying without a seatbelt that works.

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2025 10:03 PM

Uhm you call for help?

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2025 10:05 PM

On Delta, you’d be given 25K miles on the spot to hush up.

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2025 10:05 PM

R3 and if you did call for help, and they did nothing, then what?

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2025 10:06 PM

Comp my flight and I'll ride w/o a working seatbelt.

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2025 10:11 PM

Repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2025 10:14 PM

Yes, but my erection subsided before takeoff.

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2025 10:58 PM

rim*shot

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2025 11:02 PM

You must have been in First Class on Spirit, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2025 11:03 PM

I'd have asked for a couple of extenders OP. No doubt that was the issue.

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2025 1:23 AM

Too Fat

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2025 1:33 AM
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