BEARKING: Iran attacks US bases

It's been nice knowing you bitches!!

From NYT:

[quote]Three Iranian officials said that Iran had given advance notice that attacks were coming, as a way to minimize casualties. The officials said Iran needed to be seen striking back at the United States, but in a way that allowed all sides an exit ramp.

Two hours advance notice and none of the missiles hit their targets. The conflict pretty much ends with this, it's basically the repeat of the Soleimani retaliation. The US won't retaliate either, which is in itself a show of strength. Hence the price of oil dropping like a stone immediately after.

Ugh, all the folly of a crazy old man

Well, I nevah!

Trump's response.

[quote]The sites that we hit in Iran were totally destroyed, and everyone knows it. Only the Fake News would say anything different in order to try and demean, as much as possible - And even they say they were "pretty well destroyed!" Working especially hard on this falsehood is Allison Cooper of Fake News CNN, Dumb Brian L. Roberts, Chairman of "Con"cast, Jonny Karl of ABC Fake News, and always, the Losers of, again, Concast's NBC Fake News. It never ends with the sleazebags in the Media, and that's why their Ratings are at an ALL TIME LOW — ZERO CREDIBILITY!

This is symbolic. If Iran launched a full-scale assault, the US has the ability to vaporize Iran…and Iran knows it.

Some war muzak

Ff for bearking

WHY does "bearking" trigger some of you bitches SO MUCH?

r6, sure, but they oddly have allies who would retaliate

R8 I got a timeout for the first time in my life for saying i hate it. It goes both ways.

I was actually there the day "bearking" was forged and there was a near-immediate consensus that it was no bueno and as such shouldn't be widely adopted.

r10 Iran has proxies, it doesn't have allies. And those proxies have either been eliminated (Hamas, Assad) or are being kept in check now by the government of country they're occupying (Lebanon).

My post was meant for r9.

Bearking is the new drained pasta.

Israel will probably continue bombing until the missiles stop. Which should be soon, they've already destroyed around 75% of their mobile launchers. Beyond that, it's all about working out the residual post-10/7 rage, I guess. They must have realised by now that a regime change won't be happening, so things should start tapering off slowly over the next week or two.

Another classy, very presidential tweet by Trump.

[quote]Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the “N word” (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran? Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination? If he did say that, and, if confirmed, please let me know, IMMEDIATELY....

He's such a fucking cunt.

R18 He's beyond that. We need a new word for Cunt.

Blue Waffle Cut - Look it up.

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Waffle Cut, though?

Hopefully, this is just the start of Iran's retaliation. They were attacked unprovoked by both Israel and the U.S.

It’s probably the end of their military retaliation. They are too weakened to fight now. But later . . .

Any predictions from our inside the beltway DL folks?

I'm more worried about attacks in grocery stores, concerts and festivals right here in the States. Especially with the barnyard idiots in charge of our intelligence.

This analysis, I think, makes a lot of sense.