Celebs Attending Bezos Wedding

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The worst? Really? You cannot imagine worse people than these?

Has she fucked up her lips so badly that they don't even close in the center?? Is that really the look she was going for?

I don't understand how people with THAT much money get such terrible plastic surgery results.

It’s been a hardship for many.

Does Iran know?

Fucking idiots Grazer and the Kushners I get, but why would anyone debase themselves by attending this event?

I used to have a fair amount of respect for Oprah, but it feels like she's only one step to the left of MAGA these days.

And don't get me started on that twat Gayle.

And that twat Orlando Bloom!

Boy, Oprah really took a big fall from grace since her show went off.

I will arrive in my rocket ship. I'm an astronaut!

Huma Abedin recently wed the Soros kid. Her guest list read like a true who's who of politics and A-List actors.

R5 And if they do, will their missiles go that far?

Are Gayle & O going to the wedding together? They're not even TRYING to hide anymore.

Hunny if I was part of a sophisticated theft ring I would kiss Jeff Bezos on the top of his shiny head. All those wealthy fancy people out of town..... and some of them will have empty houses with faulty alarm systems. Yaaay!

They will make a mighty tempting target.

I would love to see the prenup he made her sign.

They've supposedly changed the wedding venue. I don't know if it's because of the protestors or if there have been credible threats.

"Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and fiancée Lauren Sanchez have been forced to shift one of the venues for their lavish $48 million wedding in Venice due to mounting public protests and international tensions. The Scuola Grande della Misericordia was dropped in favor of the Arsenale district, influenced by U.S.-Iran tensions and security concerns."

I don't know which is more distracting, the hooker's bad plastic surgery or Bezos's drooping eyelid.

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No idea who most of these people are

ALL DONE BOZO!!

Did someone say foam party?

She's got quite big tits.

She looks like a swole hooker. And he's just a bald ugly guy.

Her doctor did good work. The opening between her lips is the exact size of his dick.