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Have you ever dated a very small guy?

A mini-man, a short king. Everything about them is so … small.

What were your experiences? What did you like about them? What did you NOT like?

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by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2025 4:08 AM

Since he was smaller and so much closer to the plate he would always finished eating dinner before I would.

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2025 8:47 PM

I actually did date a guy who was barely 5 feet tall. It was weird because he was gorgeous and perfectly proportioned (sadly the dick was too) .He looked like a hot 6 ft stud who was left in the dryer too long . He drank excessively because of it . It didnt help everyone called him "Tiny" .

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2025 10:07 PM

I recently saw the Will & Grace episode where Will dates the pocket gay.

I love ‘em.

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2025 10:13 PM

[quote] .He looked like a hot 6 ft stud who was left in the dryer too long

🤭

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2025 10:26 PM

My ex had size 8.5 feet and was super insecure about it, but had no correlation with the other thing he was insecure about, which was about average.

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2025 10:46 PM

I have. He had a big dick and a deep voice. He was *not* insecure about his height at all.

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2025 10:54 PM

[Quote] My ex had size 8.5 feet and was super insecure about it,

Why?

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2025 11:22 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2025 11:24 PM

My bestie did, that guy wore size 9.5 shoes, his dick was 4 inches only.

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2025 11:27 PM

No.

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2025 11:32 PM

[quote]I have. He had a big dick and a deep voice. He was *not* insecure about his height at all.

That was exactly the problem I had with Eddie Parker. He was this real sweet guy who was crazy about me, but I just didn't feel the same way about him.

You see, when Charlie went off to war, I went to work for our local USO club. And that's where I first met Eddie the Aqua Midget. He was a diving midget. That was his act. He used to jump off a step ladder into this gigantic punchbowl. Then he'd just swim to the side and hop out.

We talked a lot between shows and, of course, I didn't realize it but he was falling for me. It started with little things. Pretty soon, the situation got out of control and I tried to let him down gently. He just wouldn't take no for an answer.

So, I finally just had to tell him straight out that I didn't feel about him the way he felt about me. It had nothing to do with his size. It was simply that I could never become seriously involved with anybody in show business.

by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2025 11:55 PM

Bowing to R11.

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2025 12:16 AM

My ex was 5’3” and fighting them off. Perfectly proportioned except down there: tiny. He was 24 when we met. Naked he looked like a really well-muscled 11 year old. It’s a kink: he got a lot of attention. Everyone wanted to fuck him. A lot of people did and our relationship suffered.

Still, he was great fun, an easy drunk, and a hot, noisy, enthusiastic little sub with a great butt and no gag reflex.

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2025 12:20 AM

Boyish-faced guy, nice build, big dick. He wasn't going to get any taller.

A fun couple of months. We both knew the visuals during our experiences were porny. He was a lacrosse player and flaky, and fun.

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2025 12:25 AM

What was the kink R13?

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2025 12:25 AM

[Quote] My ex was 5’3” and fighting them off

Fighting who off — platform shoe salesmen?

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2025 12:25 AM

I smashed Ken when we tried to cuddle.

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2025 12:40 AM

Not dated, but was casual acquaintances with a very cute, very short (barely 5’) Mexican guy who was an aggressively slutty bottom who managed to regularly score dick that most would assume to be well out of his league. He did have a rascally charm and a sexual energy that could be sensed from across a football field.

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2025 12:51 AM

R18, please send him my direction…

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2025 1:17 AM

Some guys like little guys as a type. He was short, sure, and a dedicated slut who was also muscular, cute, had a great personality and lots of charisma so he checked a lot of people’s boxes. And they his. He loved sex and knew how to get what he wanted.

He said men liked to control him physically because of his size and of course, he encouraged them to do so.

by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2025 1:19 AM

R7 Not sure at all. He was 5’7” and 160 but slightly muscular like an old swimmer. So insecure about his penis. Mines slightly bigger but not average. He kept about feeling inadequate, I handed him a ruler and implored him to measure it. 7 inches erect. Just insecure.

by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2025 1:21 AM

Define “dated”

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2025 1:23 AM

R20 is for R15

by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2025 1:25 AM

R18 - The USMC is full of 5'0" tall Hispanics who are off-the-charts gay. They will fucking beat your shit to a pulp if you say anything homophobic to or about them.

by Anonymousreply 24June 24, 2025 1:35 AM

“Marine Core Bottoms UNITE!”

by Anonymousreply 25June 24, 2025 1:45 AM

United

States

Muscle

Cunt

by Anonymousreply 26June 24, 2025 1:49 AM

The short guys I knew grew down not up. Big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2025 1:52 AM

Yeah, he tried to seduce me in my bathroom, but I just flushed him. 🚽

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2025 2:54 AM

i'm 6'2" and I prefer short kings

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2025 3:12 AM

R2, I can't stop giggling: “ He looked like a hot 6 ft stud who was left in the dryer too long.”

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2025 3:24 AM

lol, R7. A guy who is 5’7” doesn’t qualify. That’s sort of average. Only on DL, kids.

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2025 3:51 AM

I'm 5′8″ and I consider myself a short king. I would only ever consider dating other short kings as I'm not into height mismatches, because that can naturally lead to a sub/dom or daddy/boy dynamic, something I'm really not into.

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2025 4:08 AM
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